Dave wants to start the morning off with a nice e-mail from a listener and gets pissed when Chuck and Lisa give him a hard time.
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00:00you know i'm gonna start the day on a nice note i'm gonna read a nice email everything we were
00:12worried about today at least no i'm gonna it's i'm gonna read a nice e what what the hell's wrong
00:16with that oh i i don't think there's anything nice in the world screw it we know you both no
00:22forget it you don't need a nice email i'm not gonna read a nice email
00:25don't be so angry oh i was trying to be nice that's what i was worried about
00:42read the email i'll decide if i believe it you guys you guys rattled him up man
00:50we shook him there it is that's right there hand it to him
00:55read it we'll take it we'll this was everything they worried did i bring the nice email
01:01well i'm not worried about it part of the day it was uh no i just have a very cynical awful
01:07having to look at buttholes is the worst part of her day but
01:10anyway yeah so what does this person have to say here's the email we got
01:17is it a nice email it's like like whoa you guys are so you guys are great email
01:21is that what it is no it's we all suck it's that no but that's funny it's just a guy i got lots of
01:30john yes we get a million of those okay we spend the whole show reading those i figured i'd point
01:35out the one that was nice there was one that was nice okay yeah cool let's do what is it hey
01:40how's she going hey oh hey balls lisa oh balls just wanted to pass along a note of thanks to you
01:48all for the awesome show every day you gotta read it nicer it sounds so angry i took a challenge from
01:55my cousin last year to run with her in this year's detroit half marathon she runs these things every
02:01year and i used to run 20 years ago at 240 pounds though there's no way i figured i could do it
02:08yeah i wouldn't having listened to your show when i traveled through the detroit area for work
02:13note i live west of lansing uh-huh i decided to give your podcast a try while attempting to jog my
02:19fat ass down the trails i found these podcasts to be the best things ever so much better than music
02:26i was able to zone out the knee pain and the chafing burns that go along with a five day a week
02:31discipline running plan that started in february i truly believe some people around my town think i'm a
02:37lunatic runner because they passed me as i was hysterically laughing while jogging along the edge
02:42of the roads but how can you not laugh when chuck is describing his anal probe at his physical yeah
02:47that's true or you're all finding out the real meaning behind try the lamb chops oh yeah i forgot all
02:55about lamb chops so this past sunday was the race day and i did it i met the challenge i'm proud to tell
03:01you that my time qualified me for third place third place in the male age group of 75 to 79
03:08who cares that i'm 43
03:10seriously i want to thank you guys your shows kept me going and highly entertained keep up the great
03:18work i will continue to run and continue to listen long distance fan that's nice that's very nice that's
03:23very sweet very nice that's a good start dave i think yeah i am glad they rattled you up though
03:29because it was three million percent funnier with you as a real pissy yes exactly i wanted to thank you
03:37all because of your amazing show it has given me the hope and drive to change my life
03:48and jog and every day is filled with laughter
03:54because of you all yeah that's basically that was way better that way exactly i mean imagine it
04:04was you guys unlocked something and dave i was worried
04:07well that doesn't mean i was trying to be one little centralized thing i don't know why we had a
04:11feeling today we had a feeling we were like i wonder if dave's gonna come in here and
04:18play some kind of real nice story today come on you did not god no seriously we had like i bet
04:25there's like a real nice newsy story coming up and it wasn't it was a real nice email
04:30all right should we do this then yeah yeah you guys totally derailed dave he was in such a good
04:40he was in a great movie you know what's coming up that was good we have a better show now cheers
04:46it'll be cheers it'll be a good show at first he was on such an espresso high when he came in he was
04:54so stoked yeah he was and you guys just you did you stop that fire out we threw a blanket right
05:00over top of him and peed all over it you kicked the puppy of his happiness right in the puppy mouth
05:04shut up puppy i'm gonna have another espresso in just no no no no no no no don't drink it down
05:16I got a red line if you want some
05:18Oh wow
05:19Dave drinks red line
05:23Dave goes on red line
05:24Bring it today's the day
05:27Andy showed me that bottle Dave
05:28He broke his hand
05:30He just
05:32Expresso'd his hand to death
05:34Son of a bitch
05:36Anywho
05:39Yes
05:39Get to rip news in a minute
05:42What horrible new list do we top
05:45Good tell you that great news
05:46What did a grandma smuggle into the Motor City
05:49Where was an old broad stuck for four days
05:52Oh that's funny
05:53Some of those stories and more coming up
05:55Those are promising
05:56We'll get to rip news in just a minute