Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a group of people living in Jacksonville, Florida in a polyamorous relationship. There is a main girl, four guys, and an incoming baby that is fathered by one of the guys.
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00:00all right so i saw this next story it's out of jacksonville florida we've talked about
00:10polyamorous relationships on the show before of course this one a little different this is a 20
00:15year old polyamorous woman in jacksonville she just went on vacation with her four partners
00:20four of the nerdiest men you'll ever see in your entire life and one of them knocked her up
00:26it's amazing so what are they going to do they're going to raise the baby all well sure they're
00:34going to be one big happy nerdy family um there they are oh my god but wait till you see the one
00:42one-on-one again this is up at daveandchuckthefreak.com if you want to see it for yourself
00:47you can go check it out there it's like a reverse java it's like the mutants from table nine started
00:53a family uh so there's one guy well they're just happy to be having having right that's it of course
00:58there's look at that guy oh my goodness they're like a super that guy he's the one that knocked
01:03her up oh that guy no he is that's the man that's him you're the one there was he's greasy here landed
01:11one they are honestly you have to go to daveandchuckthefreak.com and check these guys out you've
01:14never seen a nerdier group of guys and the girls woman is pretty oh she's nerdy yeah she loves it
01:21because you'll see they play all their card games together and stuff like she's in she's probably as
01:26nerdy as they are so it works yeah it's just weird they all found each other i'm trying to feel get a
01:32feel for who she loves the most i think she's open about it um this is like where when you find love
01:40at those tabletop gaming stores yeah it is oh yeah pretty much so here's a little taste of it here it's
01:45called love don't judge this british tv show the first polyamorous relationship i had been in was
01:49actually with travis and that was the one that brought up the idea is he holding the guy's hand
01:54too no he's holding hers across the guy we've been dating he doesn't even know how to kiss guys
01:59about two and a half almost three years imagine the smells in that room
02:04smells like hell smell it hold on smell it
02:09the whole house recently but we've basically been dating for about two years now
02:12smell it the term poly meaning multiple often refers to a three-person relationship
02:18that guy in the end holding her hand is really he's a wild one
02:21which one with who which one with the jib the jibs it just sounds like she's exhausted
02:27well yeah those dudes are dropping it in her every couple minutes
02:32i'll tell you what she's filled to the rim she's filled to the rim
02:35al beck says these nerds make me feel a lot better about my life
02:39al you are one of the sexiest men alive
02:43are you kidding me i'm feeling great right now
02:47oh boy my goodness don't get into a polyamorous relationship
02:52yeah don't go anywhere near this chick though at the same time because
02:56you know you'd throw her whole life into it oh my god turmoil i guess i'd be i'm open to it but
03:04i'm not gonna go after it basically he was asked would you consider getting with one of the guys
03:08he's open to it what yeah
03:10that's shocked what do you think lees
03:15that guy'll take whatever comes his way
03:19lees said don't even try to wrap your mind around that
03:21what jibs is just as horny as it gets jibs lays it down lees
03:27jibs is pleasing everybody in the sack
03:31he brings all of the thunder
03:33jibs is a people pleaser
03:37so she's pregnant
03:39she's pregnant by one of them
03:42which one
03:42jibs
03:43100% it's jibs
03:44it's not jibs
03:45it's not jibs
03:46no it's the one that wins all the games
03:48oh yeah
03:49the brains
03:50the red the ginger
03:50yeah
03:51i would have thought that
03:52is that gary
03:53have we found
03:54i believe the article said
03:55oh okay
03:55he's the one that impregnated her
03:56okay
03:57yeah
03:57well that's smart move by her
04:00yeah i get the smart move by her
04:02he seems to be also the most functional
04:03that's what i would have thought too
04:04functional is a nice way to put it james
04:07wow that was like the kindest way you've ever talked about someone
04:10oh
04:11bringing another
04:12albeck
04:12it's the baby for god's sake
04:15albeck
04:15wouldn't that be crazy if you opened the door and it was albeck
04:17so it's starting to get set up
04:20it's not quite done yet
04:22not due for another couple of months
04:23so we still have some more time
04:24oh these guys are gonna push this to the last second
04:26about 23-24 weeks pregnant
04:29yeah i'll look pretty
04:30how dirty that guy's glasses were
04:32wait a second
04:32i don't think there's as much sex
04:34there's not as much sex going on here
04:36yeah if she can narrow down the time
04:37so she must like find a new guy and she has sex with him
04:41and the other guys she's just had sex with but
04:44they don't do much
04:45she has like a harem of them
04:46maybe they just like cuddle each other and she tells them we just had sex
04:49oh possibly
04:50oh sex is fun
04:51she's probably just has to
04:52give it a couple rubs
04:53yep
04:54the guy in the sweatpants looks really sad
04:56he does
04:57but look at the dirt on his glasses
04:58you can't see through them
04:59the two guys
05:00the two of those guys
05:01jibs and the uh
05:02the spare wars guys
05:03glasses need a good scrub
05:05oh they do
05:05they're real
05:06so cloudy
05:08spare wars
05:08looks like it's steaming up
05:10everyone's dad
05:11it's just filth
05:12it's full of his hair
05:13and his face grease
05:14it's definitely a little interesting
05:18so they're all gonna stay together and raise the baby together as a unit
05:23jibs and steamy glasses and all of them
05:27jibs
05:28slows
05:30spare guy
05:32spare wars
05:33and ginger
05:34and ginger
05:35spare wars
05:36wow
05:37this would make a great documentary like tv show
05:39or even they made a movie
05:41like uh three men and a baby
05:43four nerds
05:45and a baby
05:45sadly realized i own the same shirt as ginger
05:49oh
05:50what
05:50you don't have that shirt
05:52you have that right now
05:53yeah
05:54i know
05:54i've seen you with a shirt with pineapples all over it
05:58but that looks like palm trees
05:59well Dave picks all of us to know that he's the best dressed of the four
06:02dave
06:04dave's got more in common with these nerds than i do
06:07good job
06:10dave you shouldn't be dressing like these people
06:12i have it
06:13i only wear it on like topical places
06:15yeah i know but don't
06:16aren't you picking something up there Dave
06:18oh
06:19wow that's sadness
06:19jesus
06:21dave owns the same shirt as that guy
06:24as the father of the baby
06:25anyways
06:26jibs had a lot
06:27go check out jibs
06:29jibs is a rascal
06:30sweatpants
06:30and more
06:31at davidjibs
06:33jibs the freak dot com
06:34you can see them there
06:35You