Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share stories of when they were busted spending their parents money.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00were you ever caught blowing your parents money what did you spend it on jerry's in florida did
00:12you spend your parents money without their knowledge yes i took about seven grand from
00:18my parents money and took all my friends to vegas and bought them all a bunch of hookers
00:22oh my god about three grand of it went missing because i learned never keep the money in your
00:29pockets when your pants are on the floor by your ankles well of course them hookers know what to do
00:38hookers know where your money's at somehow yeah jerry so jerry how did you get seven grand though
00:44without your parents knowing my mom had a uh little emergency stash she's a real she's a realtor
00:52so she always you know saved her commission but she saved it cash in the house and i i was in a bad
00:58place at the time so i didn't really care and i was like oh there you go vegas hooker troop yeah
01:05he still wants to go yeah he still wants thanks for calling in jerry i feel bad for his mom's stash
01:12i know too worked hard but his buddies were like damn i'd be so mad i know but you you know you raise
01:19your kids yeah yeah jerry sounds like you do a good job jerry fell off the rails hopefully he's back
01:25yeah yeah yeah on the straight and narrow yeah yeah i don't know i think he's going back to vegas
01:29if he could i'm sure rob my hookers yeah spoon is in highland park what's up spoon
01:37what's going on fellas how y'all been oh i'm sorry uh penis to balls penis to you sir the question for
01:44you is did you blow some of your parents money and if so how'd you do it listen man this was like
01:49back in the 80s so my buddy uh down the street his cousin came down to visit for the summer
01:54and she was from milwaukee and we were just smitten i mean you know we were making out every day i think
02:01had to be about 13 or 14 so she got me aroused like every day we're just smooching and everything
02:07but she had to go back home man and i went back home and i was like you know well hell give me a
02:12number let me call you look my dumb ass didn't know there goes a long different phone calls man i think
02:17i racked up about in in 30 days i racked up about two thousand dollars one commission and bail charges
02:24listen my dad was was former military and like five foot seven and uh i'm like a six foot goofy
02:32looking kid when i tell you that man he should be in jail you know in fact you guys should dig him up
02:38you should zoom the body now and lock him up he's thinking like there was no tomorrow
02:43he even hit me in the face with the phone bill man like it was like insult to injury my dad was
02:50oh but yeah he he i paid for that phone bill whoo multiple times okay but did you yeah i'm sure you
02:58paid for it you know in in beatings but did you pay for it did you actually have to pay back the
03:02money figure out a way to do that no man i was like 14 years old i didn't have no damn money man
03:07and i listen i couldn't cut the grass man he he took the lawnmower with the engine away
03:13and broke out the one with no engine oh he punished the hell out of me man oh my god just the spinning
03:19blades you just had the spinning blade one 1920s so much time yeah that just ran out of my role man
03:27wow two grand two grand i still love him though yeah that's cool dude thanks for calling in spoon
03:33you take care man see you bud see ya i i would have been in spoon like spoon and i would have been in
03:39the same situation yeah if i had racked up a two thousand dollar phone bill oh yeah no my dad would
03:46have killed me yeah my dad would have killed me and then exhumed the body several times and re-killed
03:51me don't think i killed him hot enough bring him back let's try bring him back he'd figure out some
03:58kind of voodoo or something thanks dad um someone said when i was a teen my dad would give me his
04:02credit card to go to the movies shopping or out to eat i got bowled a few times and bought a playstation
04:07a ferret a snake and a 300 gold ring
04:11let me see here i'll take a playstation a ferret i saw this meme once it's like some kind of old
04:23timey painting of this like old priest or something and he's got like a dragon beside him a staff he's
04:28got a crazy hat all these accessories that's this guy that's this kid that's this guy
04:33so funny you know what i used to do is i used to call the sex lines on a payphone
04:39what hey what's up yeah like when i was a little kid i'd call them on a payphone
04:45and then i'd listen to them and then until they started to charge you because it's a payphone yeah
04:50yeah i was like thanks you know like see you later got some kicks oh my god yeah
04:55oh my god i've never even imagined phone sex on a payphone because it's really public it's
05:02really public it's really public yeah yeah it's quite public what's your idea i was like well
05:08it was just the prompt like what would get to me you know like it wasn't even like really talking
05:13to anybody but you're still we're just like jesus christ i bet that chick is smoking it really exists
05:19it is a party on this line