Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was impaled by a beach umbrella and imagine a salesman who sells insurance for umbrellas on the beach.
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00:00A woman who got impaled in the chest by a beach umbrella
00:09is suing the city of Ocean City, Maryland
00:13and the company that rents the umbrellas.
00:16This is an old story.
00:18Well, remember when she got stabbed a couple years ago?
00:21Yeah, is that the same one?
00:22It's got to be the same girl.
00:24This can't happen that much.
00:25There was a couple, right?
00:26There was a summer where this was a thing.
00:28The wind kept taking off.
00:29There was someone in England and there was a couple in the States.
00:32I'm not sure if this woman is one of them,
00:33but Jill Mendegrill of Kingston, Pennsylvania
00:36was lounging on the beach in Ocean City, Maryland
00:39on her first day of vacation
00:40when an umbrella was swept up by gusts of wind
00:43and impaled her in the chest.
00:46That's a bad day at the beach.
00:49That's a bad day at the beach.
00:50Yeah, for sure.
00:55Oh, no!
00:57The beach has run!
00:59I know we've had an umbrella take off a couple of times
01:04and I just thought, ooh, don't impale someone.
01:06Yeah.
01:07Well, what if it's yours?
01:08So what if I'm at the beach and it's my umbrella?
01:11You bring your own personal umbrella?
01:13Yeah, of course.
01:14You don't.
01:14Yeah, no.
01:15Yeah, okay.
01:15I'm just saying, so it's your own personal umbrella.
01:18It's my own personal umbrella.
01:19It's not like a beach umbrella that they hand out.
01:21That they rented.
01:21No, it's ours, yeah.
01:23Right.
01:23So what if my umbrella took off?
01:25Better be careful.
01:26I'm out of here.
01:27Yeah, you just walk over and pull it out.
01:29You won't claim it.
01:30Give me that umbrella bag.
01:30Give me that.
01:32Here's a Band-Aid.
01:32And I think it's called umbrella insurance you should carry if you have that.
01:37No, I'm not kidding.
01:38She's being serious.
01:39I'm 100% serious.
01:41She's being serious.
01:42It's like anywhere you go in any situation, you'll be covered.
01:47Look it up.
01:48You joshing me?
01:48Oh, but it's not.
01:49No, no.
01:49It's like umbrella.
01:50It's like everything's under the umbrella.
01:52It's not just you're insuring the one umbrella.
01:54No, no, no.
01:55Right.
01:55That's what it's called.
01:56Yeah.
01:57Ironically.
01:57Ironically.
01:58Oh, I thought it was specifically just, I was like, there's a guy out there going around
02:01him and you're like, you ever think about if your umbrella takes off into the sky and
02:05impales somebody prepared for something like that to happen?
02:08I haven't really thought about it.
02:09You never thought about anything like that?
02:11Well, it happens.
02:12And luckily for you, I'm here today to show you about umbrella insurance.
02:16Now, it's not umbrella like everything falls under the umbrella.
02:19Okay.
02:20It's specifically for if your umbrella takes to the skies and shoots right through somebody's
02:25chest and heart and organs.
02:26What if I have just a small umbrella in the rain?
02:30You're going to want to cover that too.
02:31Think about if that thing goes flying, takes somebody's eye right out of their head.
02:34Why are they so sharp at the end?
02:36That's the way they're made.
02:38And that's why we have this service available, the umbrella insurance for people to look to
02:44in case their umbrella takes to the skies and then shoots right through somebody's vital
02:49organs and skin.
02:51Go ahead and sign me up for that.
02:52I figured I would.
02:53I'll put you down for that.
02:54He hits the beaches.
02:56Hey!
02:57Put it in the side, everybody.
02:58That's a nice umbrella you have there.
03:00You ever think about if it shoots up into the sky and kills a lady?
03:04You have all sorts of photos?
03:07All sorts of photos of people being impaled by it?
03:09Check these out.
03:11That's a lady being impaled by an umbrella right there.
03:14That's the aftermath.
03:15And that person didn't have insurance, so they got the crap suit out.
03:19Oh, my God.
03:21Look at that one right there.
03:22That one through his neck.
03:25He's dead.
03:25He's V was dead instantly, so, you know, you got to think about that.
03:28You think it's just fun at the beach, just a good time.
03:31Look at this toddler almost stabbed to death right there.
03:34There's a woman's leg impaled by one.
03:35There's a toddler nearly impaled by one.
03:38A teenage boy got impaled by one.
03:41Don't skewer anything.
03:42I hate the beach so much that it kind of warms my heart a little bit to know every once
03:50in a while people get impaled on them.
03:51Oh, stop it.
03:52You're such a horrible person.
03:53I know.
03:54I'm not a great guy.
03:55I've said it.
03:56I'm not a great person.
03:58I don't want people to get hurt.
03:58I like the idea.
04:00That's horrible.
04:00That would be really bad to be impaled by an umbrella.
04:03I know.
04:03It would suck.
04:04It would.
04:05Look at that guy's leg right there.
04:06That is.
04:08That's a lady.
04:08Oh, that's a lady, huh?
04:10That's a lady, yeah.
04:11She's lucky.
04:12She had extra.
04:14Got it right by the kneecap there.
04:16That's like the worst spot you can get in the leg though right there is by that artery,
04:20but luckily all the extra probably.
04:22And you go to like the cities on a rainy day and you talk to them too.
04:27Yeah, it's pretty wet out there, isn't it?
04:29You ever think if the wind came up and took that umbrella out of your hand and then it
04:33shot into somebody's neck and then hit that artery and then it bled out right there
04:37on the New York City street side?
04:39Well, I'm here to change your fate.
04:42Dude, sign me up for that.
04:46Dude, sign me up for that.