Dave & Chuck the Freak talk to a woman who is dealing with painful sex because of her partner's large dong head and try to help her figure out what to do with the situation.
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00:00I don't believe in the history of the show
00:09we've ever talked about a guy
00:12getting penis reduction surgery.
00:17I've never heard of it.
00:18I don't like the sound of it.
00:22I can't believe anyone would sign up for it.
00:25My question for the guys listening,
00:27if you were totally in love with a woman
00:31but were just too big for her
00:34and she asked you to get penis reduction surgery
00:37in order to have sex,
00:39would you do it?
00:41If you were in love with a woman
00:42but she needed your dong to be a bit smaller,
00:45would you get a penis reduction?
00:47You're a sick man for asking this question, Dave.
00:49I know, James, I know,
00:50but I want to know exactly how many guys
00:54would say yes to that
00:56because that's a huge ask.
00:57Are you married and committed to a life together
01:02or is this just someone you hope that
01:04to one day marry?
01:07Voice-changing technology.
01:08That's smart.
01:09Anonymous lady.
01:10Hello, how are you?
01:12I'm fine.
01:13How are you?
01:14We're okay, thanks.
01:14What's your take on this?
01:16Okay, so I didn't know
01:17if you wanted the female perspective
01:19of somebody that's been going through this
01:20for five years.
01:21Yes.
01:22I can't even imagine splitting up
01:24but it isn't the length
01:27or the girth.
01:28It is the actual head,
01:30the top.
01:31And I often describe it
01:33as like a tennis ball
01:34or it's as big as the biggest plum
01:36you've ever seen.
01:37and it's like every time,
01:40it's just to get it in.
01:42Yeah.
01:42It cuts me like I'm having an episiotomy
01:44and I'm not lying.
01:45It is, it literally cuts me.
01:47Cuts like a knife.
01:49Yeah.
01:50What's wrong with it?
01:51And it's excruciating.
01:53Everything else is fantastic.
01:55And we need the chin
01:56other than the actual pain.
01:56But it's just that big old plum head on it.
01:58This is like a big ice cream cone.
02:00It's like a giant ice cream cone.
02:03Yeah, it's delicious.
02:04It's delicious.
02:06When I'm doing other things,
02:07it's delicious.
02:08But just to get over that pain,
02:10if it goes long enough,
02:12I can kind of psych myself out
02:13and try to enjoy it.
02:15But afterwards,
02:16I'm like,
02:16I literally can't walk for days
02:18and I feel so bad.
02:19And he has offered
02:21to look into it.
02:23What do you do?
02:24What do you do to that thing?
02:26You can't do anything
02:27to the head of it.
02:27Have we heard of anything
02:28like that before?
02:29Exactly.
02:30I had never heard of it.
02:31Yeah, I mean, like a...
02:33We went to my OBGYN
02:34and talked to her about it
02:35and she said,
02:36well, why don't y'all
02:36just do other things?
02:38We're like,
02:38but that's one of our favorite parts.
02:40So, I don't know.
02:41I don't know what to do.
02:42Huh.
02:43I don't think so.
02:45Sorry.
02:45I didn't want images.
02:47I wanted to know
02:47what it was called.
02:48I wanted to see this
02:48with a massive head
02:49and they're out there.
02:51They're out there.
02:51If there was a condition
02:52or something.
02:53Whoa.
02:53I have a question.
02:55Is it just
02:56the initial going in
02:58and then the initial taking it out
03:00or the end of taking it out?
03:03Once it's in,
03:04is everything like kind of okay?
03:07Or does it hurt the whole time?
03:10It hurts
03:10because he's just torn me.
03:12Literally torn me.
03:13And, you know,
03:14when you go to the bathroom
03:14after you're torn up
03:16and bleeding.
03:18Oh, my goodness.
03:19My goodness.
03:20Jesus.
03:21They need like a 20-gallon thing of lube.
03:23That's so much I'm torn.
03:24Yeah.
03:24I mean, he's 6'3".
03:26He's 6'3".
03:27And like, you know,
03:29under 250.
03:30But I'd never expected
03:32to see anything like this.
03:33I did a big,
03:35oh, my God.
03:36Yeah.
03:36I bet.
03:37I first saw it.
03:38Yeah.
03:38The only thing I can see them doing
03:41is the same thing they do to someone
03:42when they get that rhinoplasty,
03:44when they get that big nose.
03:46You can't.
03:46They burn it off, dude.
03:47You can't.
03:48What, are you going to burn his dick at all?
03:49That's the only thing they're going to do.
03:51That's the only thing they can do, man.
03:52They can't burn it off.
03:54They burn.
03:54They would burn some of it off.
03:55Jesus, you'd lose so much sensation.
03:57You would.
03:58Yeah, there'd be scarring.
03:59You would.
03:59No, you can't.
04:00You just got to burn it.
04:01You got to, sorry.
04:03You'd be burning it.
04:03I'm not a guy,
04:04but part of the whole thing
04:06is the sensation at the top,
04:08and I don't want him to lose that.
04:10And he says,
04:11when I'm looking at your face,
04:12I feel like I'm stabbing you.
04:14Well, you are.
04:14Of course.
04:15That's horrible.
04:16That's terrible.
04:17It's such a bad situation.
04:18That's a really bad situation.
04:18But you just need a short dick man.
04:20Like, you need a different partner.
04:22It's important.
04:22You're just a bad combination.
04:24No, but she loves him.
04:25I know.
04:25She loves him,
04:26but unless she decides
04:27that they can't have intercourse anymore.
04:28Have you tried, like,
04:29every lube in the world?
04:32Yeah, the lube.
04:33Well, the lube.
04:33You're on to something
04:35because we've never had an issue with that,
04:37but there is one in particular
04:39that the doctor suggested.
04:42So we're looking on that.
04:43It's a little bit better.
04:44And what if you put, like,
04:45I think you have to try that.
04:47What if they try a really good lube
04:48and a really tight condom?
04:50It may not be great for him,
04:51but at least maybe it'll contain it a bit better?
04:53I don't know what kind of tight condom
04:55that's out there on the market.
04:57I mean, but maybe there is something that he,
05:01maybe there is something that could,
05:02let's restrict some,
05:04push the blood further down
05:05instead of into the head.
05:06Some blood flow or whatever.
05:07So try tight condoms,
05:09crazy good lube,
05:10and let us know how it goes with old plum head.
05:14All right?
05:15Uh, yeah.
05:16All the best.
05:17Good luck to your vagina.
05:18Good luck to it.
05:20You could tape it up like a fighter's,
05:22like a fighter's fist.
05:23He's going into battle.
05:29Here we go.
05:30Let's wrap the end.
05:32We don't know if I see him punk's arms.
05:34Yeah, exactly.
05:35I mean, that's a little X on it.
05:36That's got to be the worst.
05:38I get why she was voice changing.
05:40Oh, my God.
05:40Oh, well, sure.
05:41I mean, that's an incredible.
05:42He rips her to pieces.
05:43He tears her up every time.
05:44But what's insane about that?
05:45You're in love.
05:46Like, you're absolutely in love.
05:48But then she's cold and she's scared,
05:50lying naked on the floor.
05:51I know.
05:51She's trying.
05:52I wonder, okay, here's a, just a,
05:54and then she's gone,
05:55so she can't answer this,
05:56but do you feel like,
05:59even though this is hurt her at times,
06:03it's the best sex she's ever had?
06:05Absolutely not.
06:06No.
06:06No way.
06:07And you can tell that she didn't.
06:08The way she's describing it,
06:09it's the worst sex she's ever had.
06:12She said that.
06:14That that was, it wasn't good.
06:16Yeah, that's too bad.
06:17It sucks.
06:18I hope they figure it out.
06:19Oh, Jesus.
06:20Here goes Dave again.
06:21This is a tribute to her there
06:22as we take a break.
06:24She's torn.
06:26Yes, she was.
06:27Yeah.
06:28What are we doing?
06:30The song is torn.
06:31Again, again.
06:33Why?
06:34Because she's torn.
06:35He's dedicating it to this woman's vagina.
06:36Okay.
06:38It's torn.
06:39You're a little late.
06:41I'm already torn.
06:42Plumhead was in here already.
06:44Yeah.
06:45Yeah.
06:45This was in Dave's head.
06:47The whole time.
06:48The whole time.
06:48You still better now?
06:49Yeah, I got it out.
06:50All right.
06:50We're going to take a break.
06:51No.