Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a study saying women swear more than men which reminds them of a time when Lisa said something that left everyone speechless.
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00:00Here's another sign that we're making some great progress in gender equality.
00:13Women's vocabulary is now filthier than men's.
00:18Come on.
00:18A new study found women are more likely to use the F word than men for the first time in history.
00:23Back in 1990, men used it about eight times more often than women.
00:28So this is a huge shift.
00:30The study found women now use it more than men.
00:34I feel like usually it would just be like a chick telling you to F off or whatever.
00:40In my experience, that's what it's been.
00:43Yeah.
00:44You've heard a lot of that.
00:46Like all the women I date are foul.
00:48In a normal conversation, I think I would swear way more than any girl that I would know.
00:54Because of our job and because I have kids, I don't say it a lot.
00:57I've got to get really fired up in order to say it.
00:59As the mics go off, I don't need to be fired up to say it.
01:04You say it here all the time.
01:05Because I get fired up.
01:06Yeah.
01:06That's when I get fired up, I say it.
01:09Yeah.
01:09You say it a lot.
01:10I think he gets it all out here.
01:11How do you guys do?
01:12Yeah.
01:13Because I can't say it at home either.
01:15Yeah.
01:16You have to get it all out here.
01:17So I get it all.
01:18I'm like, F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F
01:48It's always like, oh, you said a bad word.
01:54The room does sort of stop if I say it.
01:56Everyone's like, oh my God.
01:57It's out of character.
01:58Yeah, it is.
01:59I did figure out how to get your attention in the meeting.
02:01Remember I said lesbian?
02:03Oh, yeah, we all got up.
02:04Lesbians, and everybody just stopped, and I had everybody's attention.
02:07You said something else, though.
02:09I did.
02:10Lesbian tits or something.
02:10It was a hot Australian lesbian.
02:13Hot Australian lesbians, and then everybody stopped.
02:16Because we were just carrying on and having a good old time.
02:19Farts, poof, farts, dicks and farts and poof.
02:22She's like, Australian lesbians.
02:24Did you guys hear about the Australian lesbians who were making out with each other now?
02:32Finally, I got everybody's attention.
02:35We almost froze like she had a power from the X-Men in froze time.
02:41Like Dave dropped a pen.
02:43And we're still in the air.
02:46We were like that mannequin challenge that's going on.
02:49Yeah, absolutely.
02:50I was like, this is awesome.
02:52We just use this all the time.
02:54No, she taps in her notes.
02:55Use hot Australian lesbians whenever you need their attention.
02:57We were like, poof, poof, poof, poof, poof.
02:59It was true, because we were carrying on about just poop and butts or whatever it was.
03:05And then instantly we were just like, please call us more.
03:08Your eyes lit up.
03:10Who, who, who's doing what to each other, scissoring?
03:15Who?
03:17Lesbionic?
03:18Activity, please.
03:20Let us in.
03:21What other names?
03:23What show were they on?
03:25Pictures, please.
03:26Yeah, I wish they had that moment when she said hot Australian lesbians were making out
03:33and we all went, we did.
03:36Yeah, because I think we were in the middle of laughing and stuff and all the laughter.
03:41It was a loud room for me.
03:42Yeah, she had enough.
03:43You could tell.
03:43She's like, okay, I'm doing it.
03:47Hot Australian lesbians kissing.
03:50Anyone?
03:50Okay, good.
03:53Finally, y'all shut up.
03:57The next sound, I believe, was me typing.
04:00Yeah.
04:00Yeah, it was instantly, it was,
04:01that Australian lesbians.
04:03She's like, she's right!
04:05You're like, send that to me.
04:06Yes, it's true.
04:06You can look it up.
04:07It's all over the place.
04:08Yeah, you said look it up and then Dave said, well, I can't fall into that wormhole.
04:11I thought Dave was like, and they're both hot.
04:14Both lesbians are hot.
04:15It's not just one.
04:16And then I found pictures and I was showing you guys the pictures.
04:22And then Lisa said to me, well, you said, you were like, yeah, they did a huge photo shoot,
04:28I think, pre, before they were going to release all this.
04:30I'm like, photo shoot?
04:32Let's probably find a photo shoot if there's a lesbian photo shoot.
04:37I just was searching Australian lesbian.
04:38There was not a lesbian photo shoot.
04:42She found our manual shut off.
04:44Yeah.
04:44She's like, this has got to stop.
04:46That's lesbian actions.
04:49Yep.
04:49Oh my God.
04:51That's how to get our attention.
04:53You don't have to swear.
04:54You just got to say hot Australian lesbians.
04:56It was like a masterful poker move or something, too, because we were all like, pooping buttholes.
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05:16Go on, Lisa.
05:21We're stupid.
05:22Yeah.
05:24We're very simple.
05:25Absolutely simple.