Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about strange discoveries people made after moving into their homes and one story leads to the show thinking about Lisa being haunted by a Jamaican ghost.
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00:00I wonder if anyone listening has found something bad happened in the house they're in before they
00:10got there. Like, did you make the discovery after you bought the house? How bad was it?
00:141-855-954-6969. Toll free 1-855-954-6969 or text us at 46969. Scott's in Tampa. Good morning,
00:23Scott. Good morning. We're talking about buying a house and making a bad discovery after not
00:29realizing. During the construction of this one house, the stucco company, a bunch of Jamaican
00:36guys, they had a beef in the morning. Well, during lunch, one of the guys took his trowel
00:43and stabbed the guy in the heart, in the garage. At least it was in the garage. Yeah, not great.
00:50A Jamaican guy died in my garage, but still. What's that noise? Do you hear something?
00:56Every time I... I feel like I hear, like, music. Like, reggae music? I'm hearing it, too.
01:01It's... There's something. It's weird. Don't give up the fight. Oh. It's reggae.
01:06Lisa's singing along with it. Lisa, you heard it, too? Don't give up the fight. Don't worry.
01:14She likes it. Lisa starts, like, growing dreads. It's like, really, the haunting's really,
01:21really affecting her. You know? You know, Lisa got possessed by a Jamaican ghost.
01:29I make the best jerk chicken. It's so good. She makes the best jerk chicken. She's like,
01:34I don't know. It just, like, came to me. This recipe just came to me. And I'm like,
01:38God's like, put in a little bit more. Red stripes. Here, hit this giant spliff. Whoa!
01:45Oh, God! Lisa! Look at that. All she drinks is red stripes. All she eats is jerk chicken.
01:52Yeah. She loves reggae. You walk into Lisa's house, and she, like, gives you a record.
01:58Like, a reggae CD. What's this? Like, show it to your friends, man. Show it to your friends.
02:06Show it to your friends, man. Thanks, Lisa. She's trying to sell you weed all the time.
02:11Oh, Lisa's here. You can hear her car. You can hear her music in her car a mile away.
02:14She just pulled in.
02:16She's leasing. I'm not sure I can take this Jamaican stuff too much longer.
02:20It's so weird. All of a sudden, she just embraced the Jamaican culture.
02:24When she bought that new house, she totally changed.
02:26She always makes jerk chicken now.
02:28I know. Do you see how she dresses?
02:29Oh, it's so good. Yeah. It's crazy. It's a crazy look.
02:34Everything's green and yellow and orange.
02:36She keeps saying, I re... I don't even know what that means.
02:39I don't know. I don't know.
02:41Something's happened. I think so, you guys. We should get her looked at.
02:43I think she's possessed by a Jamaican ghost.
02:47Well, you heard about that Jamaican guy who got stabbed in her garage, right?
02:50That's it, then?
02:50Is that it?
02:51You guys, that's what happened.
02:52It's gotta be.
02:53It's the ghost of the Jamaican guy.
02:55It's gotta be.
02:57He's in her. He's with her. He's somewhere.
02:59Well, we're gonna have to do an exorcism.
03:04Let's get that Jamaican out of her.
03:11It'll be different.
03:12It'll be different if Lisa went full Jamaican on us.
03:15Before we do it, can we have that jerk chicken one more time?
03:17Yeah, like, that's really good.
03:18We have to really sit down and think about it.
03:22Now, we could cure her.
03:24We could get rid of this Jamaican that's inside of her, or we could continue to have all these
03:30crazy Jamaican-style parties that Lisa keeps throwing in the studio with all the free chicken.
03:36If I ever get possessed by a Jamaican, just leave me alone, because I think it'd be fun.
03:41You almost see if you can get a tag, almost like a DNR tag that says that, like, do not
03:46exercise a Jamaican ghost.
03:49I like it this way.
03:51Just D&J.
03:53Do not remove Jamaican.
03:54Dreads are sweet.
03:58Yeah, it was crazy what happened to Lisa.
04:00But she's happier than she's ever been happier.
04:03She told us not to get the ghost out of her soul.
04:05Well, her whole backyard is just huge weed plants.
04:08Yeah, she smokes more weed than my buddy now.
04:11I know.
04:11He's intimidated by her.
04:13It's crazy.
04:13How's that possible?
04:15Yeah, it's possible.
04:15Is she the size of that joint she had?
04:18Yeah, Bob Marley spliff she's rolling these days.
04:20It's nuts.
04:21She started bobsledding.
04:26Weird.
04:27So weird.
04:29It's weird.
04:29Jamaican Lisa.
04:31Jamaican Lisa.
04:32It could happen.
04:33Christian's in Tampa.
04:34Hi, Christian.
04:35What's your comment?
04:37Hi.
04:37I wanted to chime in about the haunted house thing.
04:40Yeah.
04:41When I was a kid, my parents didn't exactly tell me what happened to my dad, my grandfather.
04:48My grandfather basically murdered his wife in that house out of jealousy, and he was trying
04:56to get away from getting arrested, so he ended up shooting himself near Lorry Park Lake.
05:02So your grandfather, that wasn't your grandma that he killed, that was someone else?
05:06Oh, yeah, it was.
05:06No, no.
05:07It was, he got another wife.
05:10I feel bad for my aunt.
05:11But, yeah.
05:13All right, man.
05:14Oh, yeah.
05:14All the best.
05:15Yeah.
05:15Geez.
05:16Well, you know, murders.
05:17Murder, suicide.
05:18They happen.
05:20Murder, she wrote.
05:21Yeah, murder, murders.
05:22Murder, she wrote.
05:26I don't know.
05:27Do you know that song?
05:28Murder, she wrote.
05:30It's a terrible fake Jamaican.
05:33But don't you know that song?
05:35I've never heard that song.
05:35Murder, what the case did they gave me.
05:39No, no, no.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:41Is that what that's from?
05:43There was a song.
05:44What is it from?
05:47Here we go.
05:49No, not yet.
05:55Yeah, I've never heard that.
05:58Yep, this is in Dave's head.
06:00Let me guess when the year was.
06:04It's right in that time.
06:06Has over 42 million views on YouTube, I will say.
06:10I would say it's like a 90s hip-hop.
06:13It's a crazy reaction of being uncomfortable about a story, too.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Singing reggae.
06:18Murder, she wrote.
06:19My grandfather killed my grandmother.
06:21Murder, she wrote.
06:22And then he killed himself.
06:25Murder, she wrote.
06:28Murder, she wrote.
06:33Oh, no, no.
06:34That's too bad.
06:35I'm sorry about your luck there, my friend.
06:40That's a weird part of our job.
06:43Yeah.
06:47Sorry about your family tragedy.
06:50Murder, she wrote.
06:51It was the perfect recipe of reggae talk.
06:54Yeah, that's what it was.
06:56And then murder.
06:58And then, like, the pinball, the pinball that's rattling around in Dave's head.
07:04Hit murder, she wrote.
07:06You're right, it landed on murder, she wrote.
07:09Yeah.
07:09Oh, yeah.
07:10Yeah.
07:10Oh, yeah.
07:11Oh.
07:11Oh, yeah.
07:12Oh, yeah.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Yeah.
07:14Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:15Oh.
07:16Oh, yeah.
07:17It's been The finances.
07:18I'm the fucker.
07:19I'm the fucking about it.
07:19They always found me and the bully know.
07:21Ugh.
07:21Oh, yeah.
07:23I mean, my way people know.
07:24Oh, yeah.
07:25There, who?
07:26Oh, yeah.
07:27Yeah, cool.
07:28Oh, yeah.
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:31Oh, yeah.
07:32Oh, yeah.
07:33Oh, yeah.