Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 76-year-old Florida man who threatened to blow up an urgent care facility because he didn't want to wait in line.
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00:00It sucks to be old.
00:11If you're an old guy, and you don't want to wait in line with everyone else at the doctor's office.
00:18That's right.
00:19What do you do?
00:20Barrels through the front of the place!
00:22Drive your car right off a cliff!
00:24Drive it right to the goddamn doctor's office!
00:27Why does he take so long?
00:28What's he doing?
00:30Well, pull out a gun.
00:31He made the appointment.
00:32Threaten everybody.
00:33He told me the time.
00:34Shoot someone.
00:35Fake a heart attack.
00:37Stab one of the nurses.
00:39Throw nine throwing knives.
00:41Break the fish tank.
00:44Mates everyone.
00:46You haven't nailed it yet.
00:48This is out of Vero Beach, Florida, where this happened.
00:50Pull out your wiener.
00:52Throw an alligator at somebody.
00:55Released one million spiders.
00:57Bring in a swarm of bees.
01:02Or threaten to blow the blazer.
01:06Oh.
01:07Classic blow the blazer.
01:08What was that there?
01:09What was that there?
01:09What was that there?
01:09Classic bomb threat.
01:10Yep.
01:11Authorities investigating a possible bomb threat yesterday.
01:14After an old dude walked into an urgent care clinic saying he wanted to see a doctor immediately.
01:19A 76 year old guy had gone into the Vero Beach urgent family care.
01:24He was carrying a small black box.
01:29He said he wasn't feeling well.
01:30And if he didn't get care immediately, his box would tick down to four.
01:36And something bad would happen.
01:38I set all my explosives to four.
01:42That is crazy.
01:43What does four mean?
01:44It normally goes down to zero.
01:46Ten.
01:46Nine.
01:47Eight.
01:47Hey.
01:48Seven.
01:49Hey.
01:49Six.
01:49No.
01:50Five.
01:51Oh, God.
01:51Four.
01:52Four.
01:52Four.
01:52Four.
01:52Four.
01:55Kaboom.
02:00It's an odd one, you know?
02:02It really is.
02:02It is odd.
02:03It's just crazy.
02:05Something bad will happen when it counts down to four.
02:08I wonder if he got better at it.
02:09Like, he got the box now, but he started off with, like, a bowling ball, and he just hot
02:13glue gunned a, like, shoestring to it.
02:15He's like this.
02:16Yeah, his box is more impressive.
02:18It's a device.
02:20Sir, that's a bowling ball with a shoestring on it.
02:22You got that right.
02:23You better hope it doesn't get to four.
02:26Ten.
02:29Man, every action movie would end horribly because they always go right to the last second,
02:35right?
02:36They're trying to disarm that bomb right to the last second.
02:39Every other movie, they blow up at four.
02:40Yeah, exactly.
02:41That's how you trick everybody.
02:43Yeah.
02:43Four.
02:43They think they got those last couple seconds to think.
02:46And they don't.
02:47Wow.
02:47You don't.
02:47You're dead.
02:48The world is destroyed.
02:49Four, you dummies.
02:55Seven.
02:56Six.
02:56Five.
02:58Four.
02:58Kaboom!
02:59I got plenty of time.
03:01I can still do this bomb.
03:03Red.
03:03Three.
03:03Blue.
03:04Red.
03:04Blue.
03:05Boom!
03:05Oh!
03:06Four!
03:07Yeah, exactly.
03:08They call him the four bomber.
03:10Yeah.
03:10He's got, like, angel wings, and you're like, four?
03:13Who does that?
03:15I do.
03:16You're sick.
03:17I know.
03:18That's why I need a doctor.
03:20When he realized their reaction was not just to escort him into the doctor's office and instead
03:26call authorities, he jumped into his gold Chevy Tahoe with the box and was starting to
03:32drive away when officers detained him.
03:34So that must have taken him quite a bit of time to get back to the Chevy Tahoe, get in,
03:37and start to drive.
03:38That's a big vehicle, so he's probably like, reverse?
03:40So they got his...
03:42Reverse forward.
03:44Oh, my God.
03:45So many times.
03:46Yeah, it took him 35 times.
03:48Well, the cops got him in the parking lot, so he didn't get far.
03:51Reverse forward.
03:52So they blew his box up, so we'll never know what it was.
03:55They just said it wasn't an explosive device.
03:57Yeah.
03:58They blocked traffic there for six hours while this whole thing unfolded.
04:02Could you imagine?
04:03I know.
04:04Listen, I hate a line now, and I know as I get older, I will really hate a line.
04:07Yeah.
04:08And your patience wears thin, and you run out, but you can't threaten to blow the place up.
04:11No.
04:12Right?
04:12You can't.
04:12No.
04:13It just doesn't work.
04:13Even if you're in your late 70s.
04:15I know what he was thinking.
04:16He's like, this place will clear out.
04:19It'll clear out, right?
04:20Yeah.
04:20He'll be the last one there.
04:22The staff clears out, too.
04:24Yeah.
04:24He didn't think at all.
04:25No, he didn't.
04:26He sure didn't.
04:27If you're old enough, you just pull your pants down and say, I'm confused.
04:30And then they usher you into the back.
04:32He'll get you right in there.
04:33Help me.
04:33You're right.
04:34I think I pooped.
04:35Something like that.
04:37Help me.
04:37That'll get you.
04:38Help me.
04:39Oh, come on.
04:40It's all right.
04:40Help.
04:41Put your pants back up.
04:42We'll get you in right away.
04:44If you forget, you can just leave a note in your pocket and tell you what to say.
04:47Yeah.
04:48I'm confused.
04:49I just walk right in and fall right on my face.
04:52Yep.
04:54I bet I get to see someone real quick.
04:57That's how you do it.
05:01Yep.
05:01No bomb necessary.
05:03Thankfully.
05:04It wasn't a real bomb.
05:05No one injured.
05:05Just a crazy day for the folks in Vero Beach.
05:09Jeez.
05:10With an old guy who just wants to get to the front of the line.
05:12You