Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a dark-sided story involving an older man who tried to cross a few lanes of busy highway to ask for directions.
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:07Heads up, this is Dark Sided
00:12Oh Jesus
00:14It does suck to be old
00:15Oh
00:16Oh
00:16Yeah
00:17You gotta tease it
00:19You gotta tease it
00:20A man
00:21I don't know where I'm going
00:24Ran across a highway to ask for directions in Charlotte, North Carolina
00:28I'll just run across here real quick
00:29Don't do it
00:30There's gotta be answers on the other side of this
00:33I don't know
00:34Did not make it out well
00:37There's a guy over there
00:38That's what happened
00:3982 year old man
00:41Saw someone mowing the grass
00:43On the other side of the interstate
00:46Yep
00:46Okay
00:47So he's heading one direction
00:49Oh yeah
00:50The other direction
00:50On the other side of the grass
00:51There's someone mowing the lawn
00:52He figures
00:53I'll stop
00:54I'll just hop over this median
00:57Run across this other lane of highway
01:00With all those semi trucks
01:01Oh my god
01:02And I'll ask him a quick second
01:04Hey where is
01:05The Yosemite National Park
01:08Or whatever I'm looking for
01:09Whatever old thing I'm looking for
01:12The man pulled off on the shoulder
01:13On the northbound lanes
01:14Okay
01:15Walked across the entire highway
01:18Including hopping the median
01:20Yep
01:21Walked across the southbound lanes
01:24Stopped
01:25Asked the person mowing the grass for directions
01:28Great I got them
01:30Took quite a bit
01:31Because the guy couldn't hear everything
01:33What?
01:34Turn off the lawnmower
01:35No
01:36Turn off the lawnmower
01:38Lawnmower
01:39What do you want?
01:40I don't know
01:40These raging trucks behind me are loud
01:42I can't wait to frogger my way through
01:46This pit of death
01:49Yeah because he's 82 right
01:50So like the noise of the highway
01:51And the lawnmower
01:53Yeah
01:53The guy's lips were just moving
01:55He couldn't hear the thing he was saying
01:56Probably
01:56Oh boy
01:58Well it won't matter
01:59Get some directions
02:00I guess
02:00Heads back across the highway
02:03One lane
02:04Two lanes
02:07Frantically running witnesses say
02:08Oh boy I better hurry
02:09Oh no
02:10I'm not going as fast as I used to
02:12And he was hit
02:14By what?
02:16By what?
02:18They don't say
02:19They don't say
02:20He's no longer with us
02:22Oh wow
02:2382 you can't just
02:24Get hit
02:25I mean you shouldn't do that at 22
02:28Yeah I'd be scared to run across the highway
02:29Just to be serious
02:30I should never do that
02:31But at 82 you definitely can't run across a highway
02:34You ever just been stuck on the side of the highway
02:36Like your car
02:36My car has died a couple times on the side of the highway
02:38When you get out
02:40And you're standing there
02:41It's scary
02:42It's terrifying
02:43It's terrifying
02:44A semi truck going by you
02:46When you're standing still
02:48Get that chill
02:48And it's like going 70
02:50Yeah but then you like add in freeway
02:54Okay
02:57I got the directions
02:59Alright well let me see
03:01There's
03:02Is this four lanes or three?
03:04I think it's only three
03:05We should just stop at a gas station
03:07I don't know
03:07I'm gonna just run across real quick
03:09And get the directions
03:11You're stubborn as hell
03:12Just get up back
03:13Shut up
03:13Here I go
03:15That was narrow
03:17That was narrow
03:18God damn it
03:20Make way
03:23He's yelling
03:25And that was it
03:32Yep
03:32That was dark
03:35That was dark
03:36And that was it
03:37That was so dark
03:38Game over
03:39He probably was like
03:40All the emotion of running
03:41As fast as he can
03:42But he was like
03:43Heeeeh
03:45Heeeeh
03:46Heeeeh
03:48Heeeeh
03:49Heeeeh
03:51Oh no no no no no
03:53Heeeeh
03:54Heeeeh
03:56Heeeeh
03:58Heeeeh
04:00I gotta go back
04:01Heeeeh
04:02Heeeeh
04:03Heeeeh
04:04Heeeeh
04:05Heeeeh
04:06Heeeeh
04:07AHHHHHHHHH
04:11That's it
04:12AHHHAHHHHHH
04:14I can just get to this lawnmower man
04:20HEY MEXICAN
04:22What you doing man? You're gonna get hit man
04:24HEY MEXICAN
04:25You're not fast enough to go across the legs
04:27I doubt this Mexican's gonna know even how to speak
04:32I'm from South America, why do you keep calling me Mexican?
04:35hey anyway how do i get to yosemite national park you're gonna take this all the way to exit 12 okay
04:43you're gonna stay in the right line you're going to take this to exit at 12. 12 to exit 12 and then
04:50you're gonna go around a little bit can you write it down oh my god you are you're a bad person man
04:57you know what forget it i'll go find someone else i don't think you're gonna make it little baby steps
05:02such as i don't i'm calling ice to a bad batman i'm just gonna make it back across this as soon
05:11as i make it to my car i don't know i'm calling ice here i go better not it's uh going really slow oh god
05:21why is this horrible thing so funny to me oh and the guy's like well good luck at calling
05:34ice now nobody's a darling anything none ah all right b thought some prayers to his face
05:45you just did the rapper one up pour one out for my homie yeah
05:52poor old guy don't do that people no matter what no don't cross a freeway for directions okay
05:57i'm pretty sure it'd be over quick though so that's