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00:00How about Batman's accountant?
00:04Um, he tried to blackmail Bruce Wayne and then Bruce Wayne heroically sacrificed his expensive Lamborghini to save him.
00:11Ten million dollars a year for the rest of my life.
00:14That's my point! See, Bruce Wayne has to have a loyal accountant.
00:18I mean, this guy just spent one night going through Wayne Tech Finances,
00:22immediately discovered that Bruce Wayne was Batman and blackmailed him.
00:26Bruce Wayne needs a CPA so loyal that they don't care that millions of dollars are being funneled from the company to pay for bat-shaped paraphernalia.
00:36And won't roll on Bruce when the feds come knocking, because that's how much they believe in the bat cause.
00:43Right, someone who wants to keep the Dark Knight safe to protect Gotham.
00:47While not paying taxes! Which would definitely save way more people than Batman running around punching muggers.