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00:00As y'all can tell, I am a little bit of everything, that's right.
00:05I don't know why that was funny, but...
00:08If you guys like hip-hop, then I am Common, the rapper, that's right.
00:12Or in New York, they think I'm Joe Budden, which is nice.
00:16If you guys like crime, then I'm like a slim thick Suge Knight.
00:20If you're like Westworld, then I'm Jeffrey Wright.
00:24And if y'all like Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, I am just a young Uncle Phil.
00:27So young, Princeton-bound, Uncle Phil looking for the right Aunt Viv.
00:30Any black women here tonight? What's up?
00:32But no, I know I'm an uncle, right?
00:35I know I'm an uncle because I also have a niece.
00:37But I also know that I'm an uncle because...
00:40Because when girls get to know me, they're never like,
00:43Wow, he's giving zaddy, okay?
00:48No, no.
00:50When girls get to know me, they're like,
00:51Wow, okay, he's giving zuncle.
00:54Let me get a Nintendo 64, sir.