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00:00Let's get to know Ero-san's story, Netagirishunite!
00:05Netagirishunite!
00:10These are the 5 teams that will be participating in this episode.
00:14They all look good.
00:16This is the Pin Enin Special, right?
00:18Are there any R-1 winners?
00:20I've been to the finals.
00:22That was 15 years ago.
00:26Are you good at this kind of story?
00:29Me? No, I'm good at it.
00:31During the World Cup,
00:33many people asked me if I wanted to make Rukaku a Ferrari.
00:37There were no Ferraris back then.
00:44This is your first time at Matsumoto Club, right?
00:46Yes, it's my first time.
00:49Do you think you can beat Netagirishunite?
00:51Yes, but I haven't been able to win many R-1s.
00:57That's why I decided to participate in this tournament.
01:04Do you have a story for today?
01:06Or did you make it for this?
01:08I made it for this.
01:11I think Konno-san and Yasunaga-san are not good at this.
01:15Do you usually do Ero?
01:17No, I don't do Ero.
01:19You don't do Ero?
01:20What do you usually do?
01:22I usually do Chinko Nazuka.
01:25It's not Ero.
01:27Can you do Chinko Nazuka?
01:29Anything is fine.
01:30Glasses.
01:31I grew up with glasses.
01:33When I wear glasses,
01:36well,
01:38I do Chinko.
01:40That's right.
01:42Both of my heart
01:44can be put on my face.
01:46Good job!
01:52He's really good.
01:54So, the 4th Netagirishunite is now open.
01:59The 3 idols who have the perfect story to judge are...
02:13Makino.
02:16Nagato.
02:19Shinji.
02:22Turn off that DVD.
02:28Turn it off.
02:31We're going to Belgium tomorrow.
02:37Why are you all in my room?
02:41Go home.
02:43Hasebe, you're the captain.
02:45Is Hasebe here?
02:49Shinji.
02:50Shinji.
02:51Turn right.
02:52I can't see you.
02:53Shinji.
02:54Turn right.
02:55You have to decide from that position.
02:59I'm not looking.
03:00What are you talking about?
03:01Go home.
03:02Inui.
03:04Okazaki.
03:05What are you doing in my room?
03:09Why are you watching it in slow motion?
03:12You don't need a VR headset.
03:15You don't have to watch it in slow motion.
03:17Oh, you're right.
03:18I don't think you're in my room.
03:20You're so noisy.
03:22Osaka.
03:23Don't take off your pants.
03:24You're such a character.
03:26Osaka.
03:27You're really something.
03:29No, no.
03:30You can't be like that.
03:32Even you can't be like that.
03:35You can be like that if you say so.
03:38I can't play a good game with this team.
03:42No, no, no.
03:44Oh, yeah.
03:47Come on.
03:53It's a fine goal.
04:01What's that?
04:02Why did you make such a good goal?
04:05You did a great job.
04:07You have confidence in yourself.
04:09You made this goal, didn't you?
04:11Yes, I made this goal.
04:12It's a great goal.
04:13Soccer and eroticism go well together.
04:16I think you can do it.
04:18You can do it.
04:19There are no direct words.
04:21If these three say so, I think you can do it.
04:24You can do it.
04:25You can do it.
04:26You should speak a little louder.
04:28This is a middle range.
04:31You should speak a little louder.
04:33It was really fun to go down the slope of slow playback.
04:37That's a confidence game.
04:48I'm sorry I woke you up.
04:51I still have work to do, so I'll go ahead.
04:55On the desk?
04:57What is this?
04:59Together?
05:00Hot spring trip?
05:04One night and two days.
05:06Just the two of us.
05:08But we're not dating yet, are we?
05:12Besides, I've never seen Take-chan like that.
05:18I've only seen Take-chan as a baby since I met her.
05:28There are several of them.
05:30One is in the men's bedroom.
05:32But it's a very important one.
05:36I can't tell my boyfriend about the situation.
05:40I can say anything to Take-chan.
05:44I wonder why.
05:46I think I don't care if Take-chan asks me or hates me.
05:56What's wrong with you?
05:58Traveling is not like that.
06:02Even if we go out, it's just a stand-up soba restaurant.
06:07We have a stand-up soba restaurant, too.
06:10It's near here.
06:12We can go there, eat there, and go home right away.
06:16That's why I think I can stand it with this waist.
06:23Traveling?
06:24If you take the Shinkansen, it will take you to a great station.
06:30I'll ask for it.
06:32Soba is good.
06:34Don't get angry.
06:37Just leave the crunchy part to me.
06:41I'm sorry I'm always wearing a cat.
06:44But in the sense of wearing a cat, we're the same.
06:49Take-chan!
06:53I thought I was going to be killed.
07:07Thank you very much.
07:09Thank you very much.
07:12It's a great story.
07:16Why are you so good?
07:18You're good.
07:20I put a lot of effort into it.
07:23You're good.
07:26It's a story that cheers women up.
07:30Can you sympathize with it?
07:31Yes.
07:32You can sympathize with it.
07:34How was it?
07:36Anyway, she's good at acting.
07:39If you make her laugh, she'll wake up.
07:43It's a story between lovers.
07:47It's amazing that the first laugh is short.
07:55It takes a lot of time.
07:57I don't need a new story.
08:00It's embarrassing.
08:02You're under a lot of pressure.
08:05I made a story that you can't lose.
08:08It's a new story.
08:10It's a new story.
08:13I'm sorry.
08:15I'm under a lot of pressure.
08:20This is Julia.
08:22This is a 90-minute course.
08:25Welcome.
08:27Nice to meet you.
08:28It's rare for customers to choose a 90-minute course.
08:31I'm old, so I have to spend 90 minutes.
08:33Do you like sailor clothes?
08:35I love sailor clothes.
08:36Are you wearing sunglasses on your hat?
08:39Are you an actor?
08:41I'm not an actor.
08:43You're lying.
08:45Sir.
08:48Nakamura.
08:51Do you come here often?
08:53Didn't you know from the picture?
08:55You gave me a mission.
08:56The name of the picture was Julia.
08:58Did you forget my face?
09:00I can't forget it. I'm an ex-convict.
09:02It's hard for a female teacher.
09:04What?
09:05Do you like sailor clothes?
09:06No.
09:07You said you loved sailor clothes.
09:10If you wear sailor clothes, you look like a high school student.
09:13Your skirt is too short.
09:15Mr. Yamashiro will be angry.
09:17I miss Mr. Yamashiro.
09:19It's annoying.
09:21Tie the ribbon properly.
09:24Why?
09:25Why?
09:26Don't be lazy.
09:27I'll take it off anyway.
09:32Let's take a shower.
09:33Please take it off.
09:34No.
09:35Why?
09:36I can't do anything without a shower.
09:37No.
09:38Please take it off.
09:39No.
09:40Please take it off.
09:41No, Nakamura.
09:45Please don't call me Nakamura.
09:50I'm Julia.
09:53Nakamura is Nakamura.
09:55What?
09:56My student who never changes.
10:05Mr. Yamashiro.
10:07Tie the ribbon properly.
10:13I remember.
10:17You told me in the corridor of the school.
10:19You told me like now.
10:21Tie the ribbon properly.
10:26Teacher, I want to work here, save money, and go to America to study English.
10:31I want to be a translator.
10:33What?
10:35That's what you said.
10:37Teacher.
10:39Nakamura.
10:42You're doing your best.
10:47Your bad feelings have disappeared somewhere.
10:51Is that so?
10:52Yes.
10:53When I see your face, I feel nostalgic.
10:58Then, teacher, you won't do anything?
11:01You paid a lot of money, right?
11:02But you won't do anything?
11:05Me?
11:07With Nakamura?
11:09Yes, you won't do anything?
11:14There's no way I would.
11:20Then, teacher, you told me a lot of things.
11:23The story of life guidance teacher Yamashiro and the story of teacher Kyoto.
11:28It was a ridiculous story, but I enjoyed it.
11:31Above all, I was happy to meet you.
11:34But I was a little worried that you wouldn't let go of your hand from your pocket.
11:39When the 90-minute course was about to end, the teacher started to get nervous.
11:45How long does it take to take a shower?
11:49Why?
11:50How long does it take to take a shower?
11:53Teacher?
11:54How long does it take to take a shower?
11:55You really want to take a shower, don't you?
11:56No, that's not what I mean.
11:58But you have to take a 90-minute course, don't you?
12:00There's not much time left.
12:02Well, that's true.
12:03Teacher, let's go take a shower. Take your clothes off quickly.
12:05No, it's okay.
12:06Teacher, take your clothes off quickly.
12:13Ah.
12:16It's time.
12:17Teacher, I'm going home.
12:19Teacher.
12:21The time now is five minutes ago.
12:24Can you take a shower in two minutes and go in three minutes?
12:30No, I'm going home.
12:31I'll give you a special kiss.
12:38Can you take a shower in two minutes and go in three minutes?
12:40I can.
12:51That's a good look.
12:52That's a good look at the end.
12:56That's good.
12:57That's a good look.
12:59I'm so into the teacher.
13:01Teacher, you're so cute.
13:02Why are you crying?
13:04Well, it's literature.
13:06No way.
13:09Chaplin said that tragedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin.
13:12If you look at it now, it's comedy.
13:17Tragedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin.
13:22I don't explain it with my face.
13:25I explain it with my eyes.
13:27I feel like I'm a genius.
13:30But for this tournament, I put on about five live performances.
13:35Did you put on a live performance?
13:36I put on a live performance.
13:40That's amazing.
13:41You did a great job.
13:43I'm sorry.
13:45It's like a thin rainbow in the middle of the night.
13:49I'm sorry.
14:00I'm Yasumura.
14:02I'm Bonza World.
14:05In the world, there are times when you don't intend to go in, but you go in on your own.
14:12Today, I'm going to show you a lot of times when you go in on your own.
14:17First of all, martial arts.
14:19There are times when you don't intend to go in, but you go in on your own.
14:25Then, come on!
14:36Don't worry.
14:38I'm in.
14:42I'm in.
14:45Next is the train.
14:48There are times when you don't intend to go in, but you go in on your own.
14:53Come on!
15:05Don't worry.
15:07I'm in.
15:08I'm in.
15:09Don't worry.
15:13Next is soccer.
15:15There are times when you don't intend to go in, but you go in on your own.
15:21Then, come on!
15:36Don't worry.
15:37I'm in.
15:47I'm really relieved.
15:50It was this bad.
15:53It was this bad.
15:56You brought it back to normal.
15:58When I saw your tank, my heart was beating so fast.
16:02I was scared.
16:04It's okay.
16:05I thought it was a different story.
16:07It's okay.
16:08This is the correct answer.
16:10Originally, it was like this.
16:12It was so good.
16:14When I saw it before, it was like this.
16:30I'm Hiroshi.
16:34Even though I was only allowed to kiss you,
16:38I've been sexually abused.
16:44I'm Hiroshi.
16:47I lick raw oysters.
16:55I'm Hiroshi.
16:57Even though I was only allowed to kiss you,
17:00it's completely different from the picture.
17:15I'm Hiroshi.
17:26I'm Hiroshi.
17:37This is the practice of a woman who wants me to touch her boobs
17:41when she makes a line.
17:48I'm Hiroshi.
17:50I'm Hiroshi.
17:57How was it?
17:58I thought it was a masterpiece.
18:01I felt like I could see it.
18:03It's a world that's similar to the main story.
18:08The only thing is that it's different from the picture.
18:13That's the only thing I'm sorry about.
18:16I can't believe it.
18:18I can't believe Hiroshi made that.
18:21It's not Hiroshi's quality.
18:26The winner is...
18:33Kurabu Matsumoto.
18:38The winner of the 4th round is Kurabu Matsumoto.
18:46If Kurabu Matsumoto wins,
18:49he will appear in the 5th and 6th episodes.
18:51In that sense, I want to take a break here.
18:53I have to take a break.
18:55The next entertainers may not appear.
19:00You can't bet on the live show.
19:03You can't bet on it.