霧尾ファンクラブ 第1話「推しのおならが爆音だったら…？」 2025年4月2日
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00:00What? What did Nami just say?
00:02So, what are you going to do, Aimi-chan?
00:05What if Kirio-kun's fart is as loud as a plane?
00:08What? Wouldn't that make me so happy?
00:10Even if it's 700 million decibels?
00:13If it's that loud, even if Kirio-kun is far away,
00:15it's great that he can feel it close to him.
00:18But if he's next to me, my eardrums might break.
00:21They won't break.
00:23Because it's not like you can hear the fart next to Kirio-kun.
00:27It's not like you can hear the fart next to Kirio-kun.
00:30That's true, but...
00:33If you can hear Kirio-kun's fart,
00:35it means he's your chosen one.
00:38Chosen one?
00:40Like a lover?
00:42What?
00:43Do you want to say that Kirio-kun has a girlfriend?
00:45I don't want to think that way,
00:47but I can't say that even if he doesn't have one, right?
00:50Well, yeah.
00:52Darn it.
00:54We don't know anything about Kirio-kun.
00:57If only we had a chance to talk to him.
01:01Do you want to ask him what color he likes?
01:05Do you want to talk to him more?
01:07You know, like,
01:09send him more souvenirs,
01:11and tell him you want to thank him.
01:25This is it.
01:27This is it, Eimi-chan!
01:29Kirio-kun's school book!
01:31I'm sure he's still there.
01:33I'll send it to him, and we'll talk about it.
01:35Shh!
01:37Hey, Nami.
01:38Shut up.
01:40I'm sorry.
01:41I don't want anyone to hear about this.
01:43No.
01:44It'll be in the exhibition.
01:47Do you know what this is?
01:50It's Kirio-kun's precious book.
01:53You can't just give it to him.
01:55It's not polite to interfere.
01:57Hey, Nami!
01:58What are you doing?
02:00I'll send it to Kirio-kun.
02:03What?
02:04That's cheating!
02:07Let's play rock-paper-scissors.
02:11The one who wins will send it to Kirio-kun.
02:15Fine.
02:18Here we go.
02:20Rock-paper-scissors!
02:30Eimi-chan.
02:32I've never seen anyone use both hands in rock-paper-scissors.
02:36What?
02:37We use both hands.
02:39No, no.
02:40Let's do it again.
02:42Fine.
02:44Let's do this.
02:45Within one minute.
02:48Kirio-kun's favorite part.
02:50The one who sends more wins.
02:53Okay.
02:54I can't deny that.
02:57I wonder which one is stronger.
02:59Kirio-kun's feelings.
03:02Ready.
03:03Go!
03:19Kirio-kun's feelings.
03:22That's not fair, Eimi-chan.
03:24You should use your organs.
03:25Really?
03:26I love organs, so it's not a problem.
03:30So, I'll send it to Kirio-kun.
03:32Kirio-kun's feelings.
03:37Wait, Eimi-chan.
03:39This is not right.
03:43It's not about who wins.
03:46We're friends, aren't we?
03:52No.
03:54We're rivals.
03:57If you love someone, you should be prepared to give up on others.
04:01You love the same person, but you should cooperate and be friends.
04:07Nami, you're dreaming too much.
04:16Kirio-kun's feelings.
04:23Wait, Eimi-chan.
04:27Kirio-kun's feelings.
04:31I love you.
04:33Hey!
04:35That's not fair!
04:37But I didn't know
04:41how hard it is to fall in love with someone.
04:46You love the same person, but you don't.
04:50What should we do, Eimi-chan?
04:54But if it's just the two of us...
04:56We should cooperate.
04:59No.
05:01We should give up.
05:03There are things we can do because it's just the two of us.
05:08Eimi-chan!
05:10To the left!
05:11Which way?
05:16We're here!
05:18My...
05:19Why?
05:20Look, Kirio-kun's bomb is shining!
05:23Give it back!
05:26I'm sorry.
05:27Stop it.
05:28Why are you smelling it?
05:30It smells good.
05:31By the way, what does it smell like?
05:34I'm glad it worked.
05:39I thought I'd get a chance to get close to Kirio-kun.
05:44You're too greedy, Nami.
05:46It's not the right time yet.
05:49I see.
05:53But...
05:58A commemorative photo.
06:03I'll forgive you this time.
06:05I'll send it later.
06:08Hey, Eimi-chan.
06:09Let's go home while we get to know Kirio-kun.
06:12That's great!
06:14I'll go first.
06:15Kirio-kun!
06:17Eimi-chan, it's already over.
06:29It's over.
06:31It's over.
06:38It's over.
06:56It's over.
07:31It's over.
07:41The first sentence of Chapter 23.
07:44Therefore, as I explained earlier,
07:47even though we have animalistic desires,
07:50depending on the situation, the relationship with the other party, and the environment,
07:54we may choose solitude.
07:57We can say that solitude is the enemy of Sumatra.
08:02However, the enemy of Sumatra...
08:04Sensei, my nose is running.
08:07Oh, no.
08:08Kirio-kun, go to the infirmary and rest.
08:11Okay.
08:14Sensei, you're in a hurry just because of your nose.
08:20Don't underestimate my nose!
08:23If you're sick, don't hesitate to go to the infirmary.
08:38Ouch, ouch, ouch.
08:41Nami, what's wrong?
08:43I have a sudden headache.
08:45Really? I have a sudden stomachache, too.
08:48Oh, I'm sorry.
08:50Are you going to the infirmary?
08:53Yes, I'm going to the infirmary.
08:55The captain told me to use your infirmary.
08:58Really? I'm going to the infirmary, too.
09:00Really?
09:02I'm going to take a rest in the infirmary bed.
09:05But there are only two beds in the infirmary, right?
09:09One of them will be used by Kirio-kun.
09:13Ouch, my stomach hurts.
09:15Nami, I'm sorry. I'm going to sleep next to Kirio-kun.
09:18Aimi-chan, you don't have to take me to Kirio-kun.
09:21It's just a visit.
09:23A visit?
09:25That's right. You're going to take me to someone who's in the hospital, right?
09:29That's right.
09:30I'm sure Kirio-kun will be happy, too.
09:34Then I'll go pick some flowers.
09:38Aimi-chan, that's a good idea.
09:40If you're going to pick flowers, you can pick them in the garden.
09:44So, what are you going to bring to Kirio-kun?
09:47Well...
09:49My feelings?
09:51She got away!
09:53You were going to run away from the beginning, weren't you?
09:55Wait, Nami!
09:58Ouch!
10:00Aimi-chan.
10:01I did it.
10:02Aimi-chan, what's wrong?
10:04I broke my ankle.
10:06You're standing normally. Are you okay?
10:09I'm fine now.
10:11But I can't go to the emergency room.
10:13I have to go to the infirmary.
10:19So I'm going to the infirmary.
10:21Aimi-chan, you're a liar!
10:23Shut up!
10:25I have to sleep next to Kirio-kun!
10:27Aimi-chan, I agree.
10:30But is this really what we should be doing?
10:37I want to sleep next to Kirio-kun, too.
10:43But I think it's really kind of you to let him rest now without doing anything extra.
10:54You're right.
10:55The doctor told me not to lick my nose.
10:58But why did Kirio-kun have a nosebleed?
11:04It wasn't hot, either.
11:11His nostrils were damaged.
11:14I see.
11:16His nostrils were damaged.
11:18Does that mean Kirio-kun has a nosebleed?
11:23When I was a kid, I had a nosebleed, too.
11:26My nose was bleeding a lot.
11:28But that doesn't mean Kirio-kun has a nosebleed.
11:32I don't care if Kirio-kun has a nosebleed.
11:36Even if he has a nosebleed, he's still a human being.
11:39Aimi-chan.
11:41I don't like the word nosebleed.
11:48Can't I have a nosebleed?
11:53Nami, let's go to the infirmary.
11:56Why?
11:58I'm going to ask Kirio-kun directly.
12:00I'm going to have a nosebleed.
12:02Are you going to have a nosebleed?
12:04Nami, you're curious, aren't you?
12:06It's hard to answer that to Kirio-kun.
12:09Excuse me.
12:14Kirio-kun!
12:16Is your nosebleed okay?
12:19It's okay. It stopped right away.
12:22Did you have a nosebleed?
12:26I've never had a nosebleed.
12:30So I was wondering why I had a nosebleed.
12:35I was curious about it.
12:39I see.
12:41I have hay fever.
12:44Hay fever?
12:46I have a nosebleed every year at this time of year.
12:49I have a nosebleed often.
12:53I'm glad you're okay.
12:56Take some iron.
13:11I want to have a nosebleed.
13:19I want to eat hamburgers with Kirio-kun.
13:22I want to take a picture with Kirio-kun.
13:24I want to go for a drive with Kirio-kun.
13:26I want to wear an umbrella with Kirio-kun.
13:29I want to go to a haunted house with Kirio-kun.
13:32With Kirio-kun.
13:34With Kirio-kun.
13:37Nami, what's wrong?
13:40Are you crying?
13:42With Kirio-kun.
13:44With Kirio-kun?
13:46Something good happened.
13:49We were trapped in a small locker.
13:52We wanted to feel each other's heartbeat.
13:55So we cried.
13:57What?
13:58Is that your strategy?
14:00Are you trying to upset me?
14:02Endless endurance race with Kirio-kun.
14:05It's your turn, Aimi-chan.
14:08Nami, you're so bad.
14:11If you don't answer in 10 seconds, you lose.
14:1310, 9, 8, 7...
14:19What?
14:20Really?
14:21No way.
14:22Hey, hey, hey.
14:24What's wrong?
14:25Humans have an average of 10 to 20.
14:28What?
14:30The number of moles.
14:32I had 53.
14:34What?
14:35Sickness.
14:36Look.
14:371, 2, 3, 4.
14:40That's not a mole.
14:42No, it's a mole.
14:44Kirio has only one mole.
14:47What kind of guy is he?
14:51Kirio.
14:53Natsuki.
14:54Let's go home together.
14:55You're going home now?
14:57Yes.
15:00These kids are here again.
15:05That cat looks like Miyoshi-san and Sometani-san.
15:10This is Miyoshi-san and this is Sometani-san.
15:14They're always together.
15:17But they're totally different.
15:20Why are they together?
15:23Because they're friends.
15:26That's true, but...
15:28They're like wolves.
15:30They don't like being with people.
15:32They're calm and easy to be loved.
15:34They're small animals.
15:37They're that different?
15:39Yeah.
15:40What about you, Kirio?
15:42Which one is your type?
15:43Don't ask me that.
15:48Sorry, I didn't hear you.
15:51Which one is your type?
15:53Sometani-san or Miyoshi-san?
16:01I'm in a hurry.
16:03He ran away!
16:06Suki.
16:08Don't say that.
16:10I'm sorry.
16:13Kirio...
16:15He's always on our side.
16:18He's a little cool.
16:21I don't know what he's thinking.
16:28That's why you're hiding it from him.
16:30That you have a crush on someone in your class.
16:33Yeah.
16:35I don't want Kirio to worry about me.
16:37It's a hassle.
16:43If Kirio likes her...
16:50Senshu!
16:51Shut up.
16:53I'll get back at you!
16:55I want to connect with Kirio via Wi-Fi.
16:58I want to have a life-long friendship with Kirio.
17:01I want to share everything in the world with Kirio.
17:04I want to swim in the lake with Kirio.
17:07I want to go to an art museum with Kirio.
17:10With Kirio.
17:14You lost, Aimi-chan.
17:17I can't believe I lost to hunger.
17:19This proves that I have a stronger love for you.
17:23What are you talking about?
17:25I see.
17:31Hey, Aimi-chan.
17:33What made you fall in love with Kirio?
17:36Huh?
17:38Why are you asking?
17:39Just tell me.
17:42Well...
17:44Congratulations on your new class.
17:49I know it's sudden, but...
17:51I'm going to announce the new class.
18:00I'm going to be a rock star.
18:05Excuse me.
18:06There's an eraser under your feet.
18:09I see.
18:11I'm going to be a rock star.
18:14What was that sound?
18:17I'm sorry.
18:18I hit my head on the desk.
18:21Be careful.
18:23Well...
18:25What's your name?
18:28I'm Kirio.
18:31Huh?
18:39I fell in love at first sight.
18:42You're so shallow.
18:44It's okay.
18:46You hit your head on the desk for me.
18:49That's why I fell in love with you.
18:52I see.
18:54I'm glad that you're doing something for me.
19:02How about you, Nami?
19:05What do you mean?
19:06When did you fall in love with me?
19:10I...
19:16I've been in love with you since I was in 8th grade.
19:22I've been in love with you since I was in 7th grade.
19:25What?
19:26Don't lie to me.
19:28I haven't even met you yet.
19:31Don't lie to me.
19:39Let's go home.
19:41You're going to die.
19:45Let's go home.
19:50It was fun, wasn't it?
19:53I won't lose again.
19:55How did you feel when you said you wanted to break the dishes with me?
20:01It was like our first cooperation.
20:04Did you destroy the dishes for the first time?
20:07I imagined it after I destroyed them.
20:10That's funny.
20:11You wanted to be destroyed by me.
20:14If we are destroyed by each other,
20:17we'll be perfect.
20:20What do you mean?
20:25Take care, Aimi.
20:28See you.
20:30I'm sorry.
20:38Why did I tell Aimi that I was going to sleep?
20:49Why did I lie to Nami?
21:00Why did I lie to Aimi?
21:27Can you make a mass reproduction machine?
21:29What is it?
21:31I hear a lot of weird rumors.
21:34It's a magic trick.
21:35Magic trick?
21:36If you can use it without being seen by anyone, your wish will come true.
21:39It's a start.
21:41It's annoying, so let's leave it to luck.
21:45Kirio!
21:47Do you want to make a love song for Kirio?
21:49Yes!
21:51Nami, this is a great song.
21:54Maybe he'll be happy.
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