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00:00The year-end special project, the Marco Polo R1 Grand Prix!
00:09The Marco Polo R1 Grand Prix was broadcasted at the end of last year.
00:15Here it is!
00:16Here it is!
00:17The champion is...
00:18The champion is... Tokyo Pool!
00:21The Tokyo Pool, a legendary game with a new generation, has brilliantly shined as the second-generation champion.
00:27Today, we have a special project to commemorate the two champions.
00:33We couldn't have done this without a live performance.
00:36Who is the Tokyo Pool, which is dominated by 3.1 million people?
00:42Together with the members of the agency who know them well, we approach the reality of the mysterious entertainer.
00:50The Marco Polo R1 Grand Prix, a special broadcast of the Tokyo Pool!
00:57Now, let's have the main character, the Tokyo Pool, tell us about the story.
01:03Let's get excited!
01:09We are the Tokyo Pool!
01:11Nice to meet you!
01:13Nice to meet you!
01:14Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
01:16And so...
01:18We've watched it already.
01:19Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
01:21Thank you very much!
01:23You're fast!
01:24I'm fast, aren't I?
01:25You're fast!
01:26You're the champion!
01:27You're the champion! It's all your fault!
01:28You're the one with the long back!
01:29It's all your fault!
01:30What are you doing?
01:32Hashtag!
01:35You saw it, didn't you?
01:36Who's the old man with the hashtag?
01:37It's the old man with the hashtag.
01:38You're an idiot!
01:40We're old men.
01:41That's right.
01:42We've been forgetting things.
01:44I know that.
01:45The other day, we were on the train.
01:46I forgot. I forgot my smartphone.
01:48That happens.
01:49The other day, I was driving.
01:51I forgot.
01:52I can't do this.
01:53I forgot my driver's license.
01:54What are you doing?
01:55Hey!
01:57You're not Poo-Poo!
01:59You're not Poo-Poo!
02:02If you're going to do that...
02:03If you're going to do that...
02:05I'll forget that, too!
02:06Hey!
02:08You'll forget that, too?
02:09You're an old man.
02:11It's not easy to lose weight.
02:12It's not easy.
02:13I brought a diet.
02:14You have one?
02:15Please try it, too.
02:17First, spread your legs shoulder-width apart.
02:18This is serious.
02:19Put your arms together in front of your chest.
02:20Put your arms together.
02:21Put all your strength in here.
02:23Put more strength!
02:24Put more strength!
02:25Please look up.
02:26Look up!
02:27Put more strength.
02:29I hope you'll lose weight...
02:30Are you a god?
02:31Yes!
02:32I lost weight!
02:33I lost weight!
02:34I'm an idiot!
02:35I won't lose weight, you know!
02:36You won't lose weight, you know!
02:37It's such a tough question!
02:38It's tough, you know!
02:42Hello! I'm Mami Yamase.
02:45I'm Yamase!
02:47I'm Shoizu.
02:48It's okay, Mami!
02:49Shoizu, what's wrong with you?
02:50I don't know what you're talking about!
02:52Next time on Tokyo Cool!
02:54You can't see it, but you can see it!
02:56Yeah!
02:58Yeah!
03:00Tokyo Cool!
03:02Thank you for coming!
03:04Please take a seat!
03:06Yeah!
03:08Thank you so much!
03:10Please take a seat!
03:12Mr. Hong Kong,
03:14Mr. Yamase,
03:16Mr. Bokeda,
03:18I think your jokes are totally different from ours!
03:20Yeah!
03:22Your way of laughing is different, too!
03:24Your laughter is totally different from usual!
03:26It's totally different!
03:28You only say, Hey!
03:30Hey!
03:32You don't always laugh like this!
03:34You only say, Hey!
03:36You only say, Hey!
03:38Anyway,
03:40at the end of the year,
03:42Shinichi won the championship,
03:44but what about your job?
03:46What about your job?
03:48The voice of the entertainers is amazing!
03:50The voice of the entertainers is amazing!
03:52Thank you very much!
03:54There are more entertainers in Kanto than I thought!
03:56There are more entertainers in Kanto than I thought!
03:58Oh, really?
04:00Please come out, entertainers in Kanto!
04:02Please come out, entertainers in Kanto!
04:04I'm doing it in a very warm atmosphere!
04:06Thank you!
04:08But after all,
04:10we chose Tokyo Cool because of Hong Kong!
04:12We chose Tokyo Cool because of Hong Kong!
04:14We chose Tokyo Cool because of Hong Kong!
04:16If you shake this,
04:18you can just blow it away!
04:20How was it?
04:22I wanted to see it from the other side!
04:24I wanted to see it from the other side!
04:26I wanted to see it from the other side!
04:28I like Hong Kong!
04:30I like Hong Kong!
04:32You were deceived, weren't you?
04:34I thought you were going to teach me how to diet!
04:36I thought you were going to teach me how to diet!
04:38Don't make fun of my Hong Kong!
04:40Don't make fun of my Hong Kong!
04:42You don't understand Hong Kong!
04:44You don't understand Hong Kong!
04:46I just said it in detail!
04:48I just said it in detail!
04:50How about you, Para-chan?
04:52It's our favorite flavor!
04:54It's a pop that never disappears!
04:56It's a pop that never disappears!
04:58It's a pop that never disappears!
05:00It's a pop that never disappears!
05:02How was it?
05:04Tokyo Cool was very interesting,
05:06Tokyo Cool was very interesting,
05:08but the Kung Fu we introduced
05:10wasn't good.
05:12The following day of Polo Lee 1 Grand Prix,
05:14the following day of Polo Lee 1 Grand Prix,
05:16Kim Jong-un lost 40 degrees of body temperature.
05:20That's how much damage
05:22that person had.
05:24It was a very pressure-filled performance.
05:26It was a very pressure-filled performance.
05:28It was so amazing!
05:30It was so amazing!
05:32That's right.
05:34It was completely slower than Polo Lee 1 Grand Prix.
05:36It was completely slower than Polo Lee 1 Grand Prix.
05:38We're going to have to do it again.
05:40We have yogurt.
05:42Please sponsor our show.
05:44Please.
05:46Let's do our best.
05:48Can I be confident?
05:50You can be confident.
05:52Why?
05:54You look like a normal person.
05:58Mr. Oshimimaru.
06:00Mr. Oshimimaru.
06:02Oshimimaru.
06:04Our shampoo is thanks to Tokyo Cool.
06:10I'll introduce Yoshimoto later.
06:12That's amazing.
06:14I went to Tokyo without realizing it,
06:16and I came back to Tokyo Cool.
06:18That's right.
06:20And again,
06:22the second, 32 groups,
06:24were chosen.
06:26Congratulations.
06:28Three consecutive years.
06:30Three consecutive years.
06:32And this year's winner,
06:34Super Mara Donut,
06:36was disbanded.
06:38What?
06:40It was disbanded.
06:42That's right.
06:44It was a comeback.
06:46YAROP.
06:48Super Mara Donut.
06:50This year,
06:52Super Mara Donut will win
06:54and the third group will get excited.
06:56It was disbanded.
06:58Completely.
07:00Not this year.
07:02Completely disbanded.
07:04That's right.
07:06Let's have Tom Brown
07:08and the four of us
07:10hit each other.
07:12Michiyo will kill you.
07:14Takechi won the M-1 Grand Prix,
07:16and in June and July of last year,
07:18he said,
07:20I'm going to kill you.
07:22I couldn't win,
07:24so Michiyo said,
07:26I'm going to kill you.
07:28If you go to a place that's a little bigger,
07:30it's no good.
07:32What is the charm of
07:34Tokyo Cool
07:36that Sandwich Man reveals?
07:38All the savings I received as a joke
07:40are gone.
07:42That's right.
07:44I don't know.
07:46I don't know.
07:50Today,
07:52Sandwich Man's
07:54grape company colleagues
07:56are here.
07:58Naruo Warafuji,
08:00thank you for coming.
08:04What kind of relationship
08:06can you tell me?
08:08What's wrong?
08:10Shut up.
08:12You can say yes.
08:14Wait a minute.
08:16Hey!
08:18Fujiwara-san!
08:20Fujiwara-san!
08:22Wait a minute.
08:24There's no such thing as luck.
08:26You were talking
08:28in the dressing room.
08:30In terms of experience,
08:32which one is superior?
08:34Of course, I'm a senior.
08:36Do you remember the first time you met?
08:38The first time I met...
08:40Wait a minute.
08:42You're terrible.
08:44You started talking at the same time.
08:46Stop talking
08:48when Fujiwara-san starts talking.
08:50Fujiwara-san is cheating.
08:52I gave up because you said yes.
08:54You have to work together.
08:58Everyone,
09:00have you noticed?
09:02The change of the whistle.
09:04The whistle.
09:06Was the whistle like this?
09:08No, it wasn't.
09:10The whistle is
09:12getting cuter and cuter.
09:14It's getting cuter and cuter.
09:16It's getting cuter and cuter.
09:18Last time,
09:20Higashino-san said,
09:22When you call the next guest,
09:24don't think about it yourself.
09:26Be cute.
09:28Be cute.
09:30Be cute.
09:32We're not cute,
09:34so don't think about it yourself.
09:36Hey, whistle.
09:38Show me more of your cuteness.
09:40You can shop by yourself.
09:42You can go to the hair salon by yourself.
09:44It's different.
09:46We want to see it.
09:48We want to see it.
09:50Let's do it for an hour.
09:52Won't you do it?
09:54If it doesn't work,
09:56we'll get plastic surgery.
09:58It's messed up.
10:00We'll get plastic surgery.
10:02We'll get plastic surgery.
10:04We'll get plastic surgery.
10:06We'll get plastic surgery.
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16:40Grapes Company
16:42The leader is
16:44The Great Company's Don Sandwich Ban!
16:51This time, the main character, Tokyo Cool, seems to have a deep connection with him.
16:56This time, it's a special project for Tokyo Cool.
16:59First of all, I can't get a number for an hour in Tokyo Cool.
17:03I'm about to get burned.
17:05Mr. Porori, are you okay?
17:07Well, if it's Mr. Higashino, I can do something about it.
17:09I think I can do something about it.
17:11Mr. Higashino is a little weird.
17:13He's a pretty funny guy.
17:15I really like the way he talks.
17:17I like it.
17:19I've known him for a long time.
17:22I don't like the name of the show.
17:24I don't like it at all.
17:26I don't like it.
17:28It was interesting at the time.
17:30I didn't think it was a live show.
17:32It's interesting even in the dressing room.
17:35If you go to a slightly larger venue,
17:39If you go to a slightly larger venue,
17:41It's no good.
17:43It's a big venue.
17:46In a 100-person venue,
17:48Uebashi is the best.
17:50It's the best.
17:52We were laughing so hard on the stage.
17:55He often came to our house.
17:57He often came to our house.
17:59He often came to our house.
18:01He often came to our house.
18:03He often came to our house.
18:05He often came to our house.
18:07He often came to our house.
18:09He often came to our house.
18:11He often came to our house.
18:13I went to Uebashi in my twenties.
18:16I went to Uebashi in my twenties.
18:17On the other hand, what about Kankan?
18:19Kankan is amazing.
18:21Kankan talked with a lot of people.
18:24I've never seen it.
18:25I've never seen it.
18:27I'm not good at it.
18:29I'm not good at it.
18:30He's a good guy.
18:33He's humble.
18:36I feel like I'm betting everything on Tokyo Cool.
18:39That's true.
18:42Advice on how to become famous from Sandwich Man.
18:46Do you have anything?
18:49I don't have anything to do. I'm a businessman.
18:56We've been doing this for almost 30 years.
18:59This is the final phase.
19:02This is the final phase.
19:05This is the final phase.
19:09This is it.
19:12I feel like I'm betting everything on Tokyo Cool.
19:16I'm grateful to be featured on Tokyo Cool.
19:21I want them to do their best.
19:25Mr. Higashino, thank you for coming to our office.
19:31I haven't had a chance to see you in a while.
19:33It's been a while since I saw Marco Polo.
19:37I don't care if it's WARAGUCHI, AASHIRAKI, or TOKYO COOL.
19:41I just want you to do Sandwich Man.
19:45I want to see you. I want to see Mr. Cantere.
19:48Mr. Higashino, you always say,
19:49You always say,
19:50You always say,
19:51You always say,
19:52You always say,
19:53You always say,
19:54You always say,
19:55You always say,
19:56You always say,
19:58I ask Mr. Higashino.
19:59I ask Mr. Higashino.
20:00I ask Mr. Higashino.
20:08Spring is here.
20:11Finally.
20:12Finally.
20:13Is it finally over?
20:16I've been patient and got a donco.
20:21It's so yo.
20:25A special program from the country.
20:26I think I can do this for 4 hours!
20:29You can do it, right?
20:31You can do it, you can do it!
20:33I'll do it on Fuji TV in Tokyo!
20:37Everyone, I'm sorry, please take a break.
20:39Take him away!
20:40Come on, come on, come on!
20:41Everyone!
20:42It's not the main show!
20:43He's in a bad mood!
20:44It's the main show!
20:45It's the main show!
20:46What?
20:47It's the main show, right?
20:48It's the main show.
20:49It was only Mr. Higashino, who was saying good luck.
20:51Eh?
20:52I'm a little worried about him.
20:55I'm not worried about him!
20:56I'm nervous.
20:57You're not nervous?
20:58If you're worried about him, you should wear a suit and come up here.
21:03They're really kind people.
21:06Before he reached the office of the sandwich man, he had a lot of trouble moving forward.
21:13I was in the office of the sandwich man.
21:16I was in the Yoshimoto factory.
21:18Who was my colleague at this time?
21:20Nishida-kun from Waraimeshi.
21:21Yes.
21:22There was a place called Waha Kamigata.
21:24There was.
21:25I was doing a self-study live there.
21:27I was doing it with people like Chidori from Waraimeshi.
21:31I see.
21:32There were a lot of stars later on.
21:33That's right.
21:34By the way, you have more work in Tokyo now.
21:37Do you meet Chidori?
21:39I've been doing a lot of jokes in front of Daigo, but he doesn't notice at all.
21:44Ah!
21:45That's amazing.
21:46It's a completely different joke.
21:47It used to be surreal.
21:48The style of the play is so different.
21:50He's fat, and he's doing a lot of jokes.
21:54He doesn't notice at all.
21:56Then, I saw Nishida-kun on a TV show.
22:00Huh?
22:01Isn't that Uebayashi-kun?
22:02Uebayashi-kun before he moved forward.
22:04Uebayashi-kun.
22:05Didn't you say, isn't that Uebayashi-kun?
22:07Did I say it to Daigo?
22:08So I thought, huh?
22:09It's Uebayashi-san.
22:11After that, I met him on a TV show once.
22:13Really?
22:14I'm glad I talked to you.
22:15But the distance between us hasn't been filled yet.
22:18From now on.
22:19You said Daigo, but when you were in front of him, you said Daigo-kun.
22:24Well, well.
22:25Well, well.
22:26Well, well.
22:27That's how it is in the entertainment world.
22:30Well, well.
22:31What is it?
22:32How long have you been in Asahi Project?
22:34Asahi Project?
22:35One and a half years.
22:36Do you go to Watanabe with a pin?
22:37I go there with a pin.
22:38There, there was another person in Watanabe.
22:41He was a pin entertainer.
22:43He said, why don't you form a combination from Watanabe?
22:47And what kind of combination did you do?
22:49It's called Gatling Gun.
22:51Do you know it?
22:52I don't know.
22:53It's called Gyuuniku Orange.
22:55It's a combination of three Flamingos.
22:57Daigo-san.
22:58I don't know.
22:59You don't know everything?
23:00I don't know.
23:01You're being pushed into it.
23:02I don't know.
23:03What about Madonna?
23:04Everything.
23:05Gyuuniku Don Don Don Don.
23:07I don't know.
23:08I don't know.
23:09I don't know at all.
23:10I don't know Gyuuniku Orange.
23:11I don't know.
23:12I don't know Gyuuniku Orange.
23:13The one from Kobe and the one from Wakayama.
23:15Ah, Gyuuniku Orange.
23:16I don't know.
23:17I don't know.
23:18Stop that.
23:19I don't know.
23:20Stop that.
23:21Everybody, listen to me.
23:22I quit Gyuuniku.
23:26I quit Gyuuniku.
23:27Orange.
23:28Orange, the only person named Orange was there.
23:32I'm from Wakayama.
23:35We are connected.
23:36Wow, you're from Wakayama, too!
23:38Wow, and the agency pushed me.
23:40Pushed you?
23:41It's perfect.
23:42And what kind of combination is it?
23:44It's called Gatling Gun.
23:45Gatling gun.
23:47Why didn't you say orange gun?
23:49It didn't sound like orange.
23:50Double orange.
23:51It was still a bit sharp, so I changed it to Gatling gun.
23:54You changed it to Gatling gun.
23:56How long did it take?
23:58I quit it in 4 months.
24:01That's fast.
24:02Why did you quit?
24:03I was told to do something like Gatling gun.
24:08I didn't want to do it at all, but I kept doing it.
24:10You're doing it a lot now.
24:13When I was young, I did it like this.
24:16I can do it now, but I couldn't do it at that time.
24:19I used to do it with a red face.
24:22I know.
24:24I really know that.
24:26Next, Maseki will go to the audition alone.
24:28It's Trio.
24:30I've been there for 10 years.
24:32Why are you going to Sony from there?
24:35Two of Trio will retire.
24:38I can't do it anymore.
24:41Are you going to Sony alone?
24:43I'm going to Sony alone.
24:44Did you do it a lot at this time?
24:46I've been a pin entertainer for two years.
24:48I've never been a pin entertainer in my life.
24:50How many places did you go?
24:5238 places.
24:55Did anyone know you were a pin entertainer at that time?
24:58I don't know.
25:00I don't know.
25:01I don't think I've ever been on a live show.
25:03Did you really do it for two or three years?
25:05I've been doing it for a long time.
25:08He's been a friend for a long time.
25:10He's here.
25:12I've been waiting for you.
25:14I've been waiting for you.
25:16I was hanging around here.
25:18I was doing a live show.
25:21I said,
25:23I'll do it while thinking about the story.
25:28It's an atmosphere.
25:30The time is set.
25:32The audience was surprised.
25:34It's about 18 minutes.
25:37I
26:07Will
26:37I didn't think you'd say that to a guy in the 38th district.
26:41I said to a guy in the 38th district,
26:42Do it properly!
26:44You're wasting time!
26:45You're making a mess!
26:47Do you remember that?
26:48When he said that to me,
26:51I was a little irritated.
26:53Because I don't want the same guy to say that to me.
26:56It's a girl's situation.
26:58He has a completely different personality from me.
27:01That's why it was good.
27:02We didn't plan anything,
27:05I analyzed why he couldn't sell himself every year.
27:10That's a good thing.
27:12I wrote down what I should do this year and what I shouldn't have done last year in my notebook.
27:18That's a very good thing.
27:21I wrote down what I should have done and what I shouldn't have done every day.
27:31I wrote down what I should have done for the next 17 years.
27:35But it's okay to sell!
27:38It's a useless notebook!
27:41I can't believe you said that!
27:44I wrote it down last night.
27:46I couldn't laugh even if I said it out loud.
27:50My hands are shaking!
27:51It's time to sell!
27:53I don't want to see this!
27:56I can't believe you said that!
27:57You have a completely different personality!
28:00I wrote down what I should have done for the next 17 years.
28:04But it didn't sell at all!
28:06He is a fool!
28:08Am I a fool?
28:10I just write down what I should have done every day.
28:14I don't write down what I should have done every day.
28:17I just write down what I should have done.
28:19That's a good thing.
28:21It didn't sell, but I'm glad that there are people who talk to me.
28:25We are not friends.
28:27What's the name of the first convenience store?
28:28Zenryoku Jiji.
28:30I went to the store, and there was a store name.
28:32It's a story, but it was a convenience store at the time.
28:34At that time, I was calling the store name.
28:36I was calling the store name.
28:41How did you do that?
28:43I said,
28:44I said,
28:45I said,
28:46I said,
28:47I said,
28:48I said,
28:49I said,
28:50I said,
28:51I said,
28:52I said,
28:53I said,
28:54I said,
28:55I said,
28:56I said,
28:57Hey, let's go home.
29:00We have to write.
29:03Why did you choose Grape Company?
29:06It was the last agency.
29:08If it didn't work, there was nothing we could do.
29:10Grape Company was very popular at that time.
29:14How was it popular among comedians in Tokyo?
29:17Grape Company was the first entertainment agency.
29:21That's right.
29:22He woke me up early in the morning.
29:25He texted me.
29:26He said, good morning.
29:27There was no such thing until now.
29:29The manager?
29:30The manager said, good morning.
29:32I thought he had woken me up.
29:34No, no, no.
29:35I thought it was a lie.
29:36The manager who wakes me up in the morning.
29:39Answer me.
29:40Iwashi manager.
29:41Iwashi manager.
29:44Don't write at night.
29:45I'll write tonight.
29:46Write, write, write.
29:48In that sense, I'm glad I joined Grape Company.
29:51If Sandwich Man runs a weekend business,
29:54all the comedians can go.
29:57It's a big box.
29:58It's a big box.
29:59Gala is also very good, right?
30:00Gala is also good.
30:01Iwashi is like that, right?
30:03Sandwich says a lot so that other comedians can eat it.
30:10Shinichi, you sing a hit song instead of a joke, right?
30:16I sing Aimiyo and Spitz.
30:18That's right.
30:19It's a big hit.
30:21I sing Aimiyo in front of 1,000 people.
30:25It makes me feel good.
30:28Because it's a good song.
30:29Yes.
30:30Do comedians also help you?
30:32They help me a lot.
30:33We don't sell well, so they do it for us.
30:39That's right.
30:40That's right.
30:41It's a relief.
30:42It's a relief.
30:43It's a relief.
30:44For relief.
30:45But Sand has a tour.
30:47He has a solo tour from July to December.
30:51During that time, his business will be gone.
30:53I want him to stop touring.
30:56Do your best.
30:57It's a personal request.
30:59Do your best.
31:00It's a personal request.
31:01It's a personal request.
31:02I want him to stop touring in summer and autumn.
31:04I really want him to stop.
31:06My wife is the president of a beauty company.
31:11How many stores are there?
31:12There are about 200 stores in Japan.
31:14That's amazing.
31:16The family environment is too complicated.
31:20And
31:21I have a harassment.
31:23I want to get rid of it.
31:24I want to get rid of it.
31:26Sand will expose Shinichi's bad behavior.
31:33Next week, we will have an unlimited hall special in March.
31:37Mr. Honson.
31:39It's over.
31:41It's the last time.
31:44I'm frustrated.
31:47I have a problem with Tokyo Ghoul.
31:49I have a weak family.
31:51What does this mean?
31:52It's me.
31:53I've been single since I was born.
31:56How many years have you been married?
31:5710 years.
31:58Who is your wife?
31:59My wife is the president of a beauty company.
32:05How many stores are there?
32:07There are about 200 stores in Japan.
32:10That's amazing.
32:11That's great.
32:13That's great.
32:15You can be an entertainer as a hobby.
32:17No.
32:18There are about 200 stores in Japan.
32:20I've been to all over the country.
32:22I'm not at home anymore.
32:24Humans are scary.
32:25If you go to a good place, you become something you don't need.
32:29Don't you get divorced?
32:30I've been divorced for a long time.
32:33Is that so?
32:34I've been divorced for a long time.
32:38Can I say this?
32:39You can say anything.
32:40I've been told not to say this.
32:41Why?
32:43I've been cheating on my wife.
32:48No, no, no.
32:49You can't say that.
32:51You can't say that.
32:53I've been cheating on my wife.
32:58I've been cheated on my wife three times.
33:00You've been cheated on your wife three times?
33:02I've been cheated on my wife three times.
33:04You've been cheated on your wife three times?
33:06Of course.
33:07You've been cheated on your wife three times?
33:09What do you think?
33:10Of course.
33:11You're in a weak position.
33:13I'm in a weak position.
33:15Stop cheating.
33:16I've been cheated on my wife.
33:18You won't cheat on your wife anymore, right?
33:20I won't cheat on my wife anymore.
33:21What do you think about your wife's family?
33:24My family hates me.
33:26Who hates you?
33:27My mother-in-law.
33:29My mother-in-law hates me.
33:31She hates you.
33:34Or you.
33:35You.
33:39My mother-in-law hates me.
33:40Really?
33:41He keeps saying that.
33:42He keeps saying that.
33:43He keeps saying that.
33:44You, you.
33:45You, you.
33:46You're annoying.
33:47You're annoying.
33:48My mother-in-law keeps checking my messages.
33:53My mother-in-law keeps checking my messages.
33:54It's a bad situation.
33:55My mother-in-law keeps texting my mother-in-law saying that I can't get married.
34:02You're nice to your mother-in-law.
34:06What about your mother-in-law?
34:07She says, I'm busy, so you keep quiet.
34:10How do you reply to that?
34:11What does it mean?
34:14You're a good mother-in-law.
34:15You're a good mother-in-law.
34:17You're a good mother-in-law.
34:18No.
34:19No.
34:20You're a bad mother-in-law.
34:21Let's do a good mother-in-law version of Tokyo Cool.
34:23I want you to do it.
34:24I heard that your mother-in-law came to see you.
34:27Yes.
34:28She came to see me.
34:29She came to see me with her family.
34:31She's kind.
34:32She's kind, isn't she?
34:33But she used this place.
34:35She used this place as her usual place.
34:37Today, my mother-in-law came to see me.
34:40She's a beautiful woman.
34:41She said, everyone, she's over there, so please look at her face.
34:45She turned around.
34:47She kept looking outside.
34:49My mother-in-law was embarrassed.
34:51She tried to hide her face.
34:56Wait a minute.
34:57Are you a friend of your mother-in-law?
34:59You talk too much.
35:03You talk too much.
35:05I'm a friend of my mother-in-law.
35:07Are you a friend of your mother-in-law?
35:08Did you say that?
35:09I'm an MC.
35:11My mother-in-law came to see me.
35:12My mother-in-law came to see me.
35:14Everyone, look over there.
35:16She said, everyone, she's over there, so please look at her face.
35:20She got attention at once.
35:22I asked her, how about me?
35:24She said, please come over here.
35:25I thought she was embarrassed.
35:35She said me, she said me.
35:37She said me, she said me.
35:39She said me, she said me.
35:40She always says that I'm funny.
35:43She always says that I'm funny.
35:44She says that I'm funny.
35:46She says I'm funny.
35:47It's annoying.
35:48Shut up!
35:49Come up here!
35:51Come up here!
35:53Come up here!
35:55It hurts!
35:57Look at him!
35:59His face says he's a writer.
36:01This is terrible!
36:03It's funny how they fight.
36:05They get along well.
36:07I'm jealous.
36:09Shiraki-san, Mae-san,
36:11do you fight a lot?
36:13She gets close to me.
36:15For example,
36:17when we were talking about
36:19how to dilute
36:21sodium chloride with water
36:23and which one
36:25should drink it first,
36:27we argued
36:29about which one
36:31should drink it first.
36:33There's more?
36:35Wait a minute!
36:37Wait a minute!
36:39When you talk about sodium chloride
36:41and water,
36:43the host sits down.
36:45No, that's not it.
36:47What weapon did you use?
36:49I was busy with business.
36:51I had to go to the next set.
36:53It was the same set.
36:55At that time,
36:57I was in a hurry
36:59because of my outfit.
37:01I was in a hurry
37:03because of my outfit.
37:05I was in a hurry
37:07because of my outfit.
37:09I was in a hurry
37:11because of my outfit.
37:13Get out of the way!
37:15Get out of the way!
37:17Get out of the way!
37:19Anyway,
37:21MENMEN of Grape Company
37:23has little control.
37:25What do they think about
37:27sodium chloride?
37:29First,
37:31I asked him about it.
37:33It's been a while
37:35since you've been active.
37:37Have I been active?
37:39Yes, you have.
37:41I want to date an idol
37:43or actress.
37:45I want to date an idol
37:47or actress.
37:49I went to Wakayama
37:51with him last year.
37:53I went to Wakayama with him last year.
37:55He called me
37:57Saifu-san.
37:59Saifu-san.
38:01He called me Saifu-san
38:03when I wasn't there.
38:05He called me Saifu-san.
38:07He called me Saifu-san.
38:09I've already discussed about it with him.
38:11I've already discussed about it with him.
38:13I want to leave it out.
38:15I want to leave it out.
38:17Next is
38:19Date-san.
38:21He's like Date Ips.
38:23He's like Date Ips.
38:25When he's close to me,
38:27he's talking about
38:29funny things.
38:31He's talking about funny things.
38:33Maybe because he's watching Date-san.
38:35I didn't know that.
38:37He said,
38:38I'm Date Ipsu.
38:44He took me on a trip to Okinawa.
38:46He's so nice.
38:48We ate shabu-shabu in Okinawa.
38:52It was really good.
38:53He gave me salt.
38:55I really liked the salt.
38:57I said, I want this salt.
38:58He was selling it, so I bought it for him.
39:00We bought a lot and went back to the hotel.
39:04I was driving with a rental car.
39:07Shiraki said,
39:08I don't have salt.
39:10I brought it home, but I don't have salt.
39:15The first thing I looked for was in my bag.
39:21I forgot it in the store.
39:24I called the store.
39:28I saw him, and I started lecturing him.
39:35These two have a lot of problems.
39:39I think they're sold out.
39:43They haven't been sold yet.
39:45I see.
39:46They're in second place.
39:48That's amazing.
39:51It's really interesting.
39:54I think they're sold out.
39:56Where are they going?
39:58I think they're sold out.
40:00I see.
40:02I think they're sold out.
40:04They're the only croquettes in Japan.
40:07I'm doing it with Kuchibuyanaro.
40:09He's always angry at me.
40:11That's right.
40:12What makes you angry?
40:14He's not careful.
40:17When I noticed, he was hitting me with a nosebleed.
40:23He's an educated person.
40:25He's a nosebleed man.
40:26I saw him on TV once.
40:28I said, let's take a look at the mirror.
40:30He hit me with a nosebleed.
40:34I felt something was wrong with him.
40:37I said, what's wrong?
40:39He said, it's just a nosebleed.
40:41That's terrible.
40:43He's an educated person.
40:45He doesn't listen to what I say.
40:48He gives me a lot of advice.
40:50But I don't listen to him.
40:52He's Tomizawa Ipsu.
40:54He's sold out.
40:57He doesn't listen to me.
41:00He's a fan of TC Fraction.
41:04That's interesting.
41:07He's a fan of TC Fraction.
41:09He's a fan of TC Fraction.
41:12I went to Okinawa with him.
41:15I went with him.
41:17Shiraki-san was angry at me for about 5 minutes.
41:21I made too many mistakes.
41:23Why did you get angry?
41:25He drove me.
41:27We were sitting in the back.
41:29We were both sleeping.
41:34I was the one who was angry.
41:36I was the one who was angry.
41:40But we were on a croquette show on BS.
41:42I was jealous.
41:44I was jealous.
41:46I was doing it regularly.
41:48I started the show by deceiving Date-san.
41:51A year before the show started,
41:55I was a radio host in Tokyo.
41:58I was doing soccer.
42:00I got a job offer.
42:02But I wasn't in.
42:04I was a radio host in Tokyo.
42:06I was a radio host in Tokyo.
42:08But I had no money.
42:10I was about to start a part-time job.
42:12I got a job offer.
42:14Date-san was a man.
42:16I was a man.
42:18so I said, it's not balanced, so I'll do something else.
42:21And that's how it started.
42:23Wait, it's not even the beginning.
42:25You should've told Tate, I like croquettes too.
42:28You should've told Tate!
42:30The show's over, and the line's gone.
42:33You should've told Tate!
42:35I love croquettes!
42:37But, but, listen.
42:38I've only been on Zero-san's radio show once every two months.
42:42And I've only had a few hundred thousand yen worth of...
42:44You don't have anything!
42:45Croquettes.
42:46I don't have anything!
42:47You have something?
42:49I do.
42:50So, I only get about 150,000 yen worth of croquettes a month.
42:56What?!
42:58That's about 500 yen worth of croquettes.
43:00That's about 500,000 yen worth of croquettes.
43:02That's crazy.
43:04That's your own personal fortune, right?
43:06Let's all go.
43:07All of us?
43:09Let's all go.
43:10If you eat croquettes, you'll get money.
43:12It's a bit rough, but...
43:14It's a bit rough, but...
43:15You want to go, right, Hosei-san? Croquettes.
43:16I want to go.
43:17I want to go to the grape company.
43:20It's a good thing, right?
43:21It's a really good thing.
43:22Is Rakugo there?
43:23Is Rakugo there?
43:24They said it's not there.
43:26But if I leave Yoshimoto, I'll be in trouble.
43:30But I'm going.
43:32Why are you so serious?
43:34I was serious about Omoidouka.
43:36He wasn't serious about anything else.
43:38Omoidouka.
43:39Omoidouka.
43:40We have a question about Shiraki's birthday.
43:47Keita Kawakita said that the Earth would be destroyed.
43:53But now, people are saying that the Earth would be destroyed.
43:57Oh, really?
43:58So, Shiraki, please tell everyone about it.
44:01And Kunisaki, please turn off the lights.
44:05It's not that I'm trying to make you feel uneasy
44:09I love urban legends and I watch a lot of YouTube
44:13And when I told Kuni-chan about the information I gathered
44:16Kuni-chan got scared and told me to take a break
44:21And not just for 2 days, she told me to take a break for a month
44:25And the manager in charge of Kuni-chan got angry
44:29And told me to stop saying weird things
44:33And the manager in charge of Kuni-chan got angry
44:37It's a San-dai-san episode
44:40It's true
44:43It's a San-dai-san episode
44:46It's peaceful in the evening
44:51It's a San-dai-san episode
45:21UHGHH!
45:21BABABAM!
45:22BABAMAM!
45:22UHGHH!
45:23CASHOW!
45:23BABABAMAAAAAAAAAAAA!
45:25HAHAHAHAH!
45:26I had it, I had it!
45:27I had it, I had it!
45:28I had it!
45:28I had it!
45:29I'm getting all excited!
45:30I got a heart attack!
45:30I got it, I've really got it!
45:32Your heart beats really fast!
45:34HAHAHAHA!
45:34That's right!