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00:00What?
00:02Take a good look.
00:03I'm scared.
00:04What is it?
00:05I'm scared.
00:15Do you want to take notes?
00:17I don't know.
00:19I'll write it down.
00:22What?
00:23I'll write it down.
00:24Good morning.
00:31Good morning.
00:32Nice to meet you.
00:33Nice to meet you.
00:34What is this drama?
00:36I'm Norika Fujiwara.
00:37Nice to meet you.
00:38Nice to meet you.
00:39Nice to meet you.
00:40Amazing.
00:41Wonderful.
00:42What?
00:43What?
00:44I bent my knee.
00:45What?
00:46This time, Norika Fujiwara will appear in the drama, Kasei Fukuromi wa Kusatta Kazoku wo Yurusanai, which will be aired on January 10th, next year.
00:59Norika?
01:00It's Norika.
01:01It's a private Norika.
01:04That's right.
01:05That's amazing.
01:06I want to do that.
01:07What is that?
01:08I want to do that.
01:09It's like a noble.
01:11I've seen it.
01:12What?
01:13Take a good look.
01:14This is the first question.
01:16In the video you just saw, Norika Fujiwara and another celebrity are mixed up.
01:23I've seen it.
01:24Who is it?
01:26The person who was taking off his clothes from the trunk was suspicious.
01:29It was like a leopard print.
01:30It was like a celebrity.
01:32A woman?
01:33I don't think so.
01:34Maybe it's a more detailed part.
01:36It's not that easy to understand.
01:37If you're worried, let's watch the video again.
01:39Good.
01:40I saw it.
01:41Is that so?
01:42Then I'll understand.
01:43Let's take a look.
01:44It's very easy to understand.
01:46I'm confident.
01:53What's going on?
01:54That hairstyle.
01:55I think it's him.
01:56Mr. Fujita.
01:57I think it's Mr. Fujita, too.
01:58Are you sure?
01:59I'm sure it's him.
02:02Isn't that a wig?
02:06It's a wig.
02:07It's a wig.
02:09Good morning.
02:10Good morning.
02:11Good morning.
02:13What is this?
02:14What is this?
02:16This is a nice hat.
02:17This is nice.
02:21Is that him?
02:22Is that him?
02:23Is that a hat?
02:24It's a hat.
02:25It's a cap.
02:26Who is it?
02:27You can judge by his height.
02:28It's PARKMAN.
02:30No way.
02:31No way.
02:32That's stupid.
02:33Assuming it's a wig.
02:35Was it a wig?
02:36If it was a wig, there would be no direction.
02:38That's why it's the character on his back.
02:40What does it say?
02:41It says WAN NABE.
02:43WAN NABE?
02:44WAN NABE.
02:45Look at this.
02:46Can I see it again?
02:47No.
02:49Damn it.
02:50You said it before you came here.
02:53You said it without the director's permission.
02:57No?
02:58I'll pay you 50 yen.
02:59I have 200 yen now, so I'll pay you 50 yen.
03:0150 yen?
03:02But it's 100 yen.
03:03It's 1 million yen.
03:06It doesn't matter.
03:07It's 1 million yen, right?
03:08I see.
03:09It doesn't matter.
03:10I see.
03:13Hey!
03:14What's wrong with you?
03:15You should regulate properly.
03:17Don't make fun of me.
03:21I see.
03:22I think it's better to let the public think about it.
03:26I can't think of a candidate.
03:28How about Kato Haruhiko?
03:32It doesn't matter.
03:33It's easier to cast, so it's better to think about it.
03:36Big Smoke.
03:37Big Smoke?
03:39You like Big Smoke, don't you?
03:40Yes.
03:41Itagawa Family.
03:42I see.
03:43I see.
03:44Then I'll choose Gon.
03:46There are no women around you who are actually Guri, right?
03:49Does that mean everyone is here?
03:50Yes.
03:51Just one person.
03:52One celebrity.
03:53Just one person.
03:54Then I'll choose Gon.
03:55You'll choose Gon?
03:56Yes.
04:01Good morning.
04:02Good morning.
04:03Nice to meet you.
04:04Nice to meet you.
04:05I'll choose another one from here.
04:14Isn't it Gon?
04:15It's Gon, isn't it?
04:16It's Gon, isn't it?
04:17It's Gon, isn't it?
04:18It's Gon, isn't it?
04:19Nice to meet you.
04:20Isn't it?
04:23I see.
04:29I got it.
04:30Great.
04:31Itagawa Family.
04:32Great.
04:33I didn't know there was a show like this.
04:35Isn't it great?
04:36It's a T-shirt.
04:38It's a Wannabe T-shirt when Big Smoke was active overseas.
04:42You want to be a Wannabe?
04:43Yes.
04:44It's a Wannabe T-shirt.
04:45It's a great name.
04:46It means I want to be a Wannabe.
04:48I think I'm getting more correct answers than before.
04:51Great.
04:52Why?
04:53Why are we growing up like parasites?
04:56Let's get started.
04:59I'm Okada from TV Tokyo.
05:01Nice to meet you.
05:03Before they put on their costumes,
05:05they introduce themselves to the staff.
05:08I'm Nagata, a makeup artist.
05:09Nice to meet you.
05:10I'm Yasuda, a makeup artist.
05:12Is it okay?
05:13Isn't it Gon?
05:14Self-introduction.
05:15Is she going to introduce herself?
05:17I think she will.
05:18I'm Imai, a stylist.
05:20I'm Nakata, a fashion designer.
05:22Nice to meet you.
05:26Hello.
05:27I'm an apprentice.
05:30Nice to meet you.
05:31Nice to meet you, too.
05:39Norika Fujiwara chooses a costume that she can wear.
05:45I see.
05:46It doesn't have to be black.
05:48It doesn't have to be black.
05:49It doesn't have to be black.
05:52It doesn't have to be black.
05:55She's really careful about what she wears.
05:58She's amazing.
06:00She's gorgeous.
06:01Gorgeous?
06:02What?
06:03She's gorgeous.
06:04She's gorgeous.
06:05She's gorgeous.
06:06She's Gon.
06:07Oh, she isn't.
06:09She's getting closer.
06:12She's not Bari.
06:13She's not Big Small.
06:14I can tell she's not Big Small.
06:16She's not Big Small.
06:19If the costumes of Norika Fujiwara and Gon were mixed, what would Norika Fujiwara say?
06:25What would she say?
06:26Think about it.
06:28She said something.
06:30She's reacting.
06:31She said something.
06:32She said something like,
06:33I think that's about it.
06:36She said,
06:38Is that what she said?
06:39I can tell.
06:40She didn't say anything like,
06:41No.
06:42You have to flip a question and answer it.
06:44If you get one right, you win.
06:46I see.
06:47It's better to split the questions.
06:48I agree.
06:49Let's listen to Arasuki.
06:50Arasuki.
06:51She likes comedy.
06:52I can tell.
06:53What?
06:54I can tell.
06:55She likes comedy.
06:56She's not Big Small?
06:59What was her name again?
07:01Naritaina?
07:02I don't know if she's going that far.
07:04But I've never seen anyone like her in comedy.
07:06I see.
07:07By the way, Norika Fujiwara is from Nishinomiya City, Hyogo Prefecture.
07:12As you all know, she was a comedian in high school.
07:18Her stage name was Shinwatei Katsuo.
07:22By the way,
07:23Shinwa is the name of the school.
07:25Shinwa Girls High School.
07:27Katsuo is from Isono Katsuo in Sazae-san.
07:30That's good.
07:31Come on.
07:32Is this Big Small?
07:34Oh!
07:35It's the same.
07:36It's the same.
07:37It's the same.
07:38So, what about Grichiro?
07:41I'll find him.
07:42I'll find him.
07:43He's Shinwatei Katsuo.
07:45I want to be him.
07:47I want to be a basketball player.
07:51It's okay to say that, right?
07:52Big Small.
07:53People will notice.
07:54I know her.
07:55I wrote her name.
07:56Did you write her name?
07:57Big Small.
07:58I don't see any reaction to Borders.
08:00I think so.
08:01It's not Borders.
08:02It's not Borders.
08:03I don't think it's Borders.
08:06It's a simple reaction to clothes.
08:08It's so real.
08:09Lastly, Murakami-san.
08:10What is this?
08:12I took it in my hand and said,
08:13Gorn?
08:14I'm not Gorn.
08:16Will you take care of me that much?
08:17I'm Kansai.
08:18I might read Gorn.
08:19The camera is rolling.
08:21It's a service.
08:22The camera is rolling.
08:23I think I'll go.
08:25I see.
08:26That's good.
08:29I saw it.
08:30I saw it.
08:31I saw it.
08:32I saw it.
08:33I saw it.
08:34I saw it.
08:35I saw it.
08:36I saw it.
08:37I saw it.
08:38She didn't notice the position of the camera.
08:40In the original work,
08:41he had a very pretty and
08:42refined look.
08:44He was focused on his work.
08:45He had a pretty nose.
08:46That's right.
08:49He liked the nose.
08:50He didn't notice.
08:51He had a very fair nose.
08:52You should have drawn him.
08:53You should have drawn him.
08:54I think I'll go.
08:55I think I'll go.
08:56I'll go.
08:57I'll go.
08:58I think I'll go.
08:59I'll go.
09:00I'll go.
09:01I'll go.
09:02I'll go.
09:03I'll go.
09:04I'll go.
09:05I'll go.
09:06I'll go.
09:07How do you say this?
09:08How do you say this?
09:09I'm going to get mad.
09:10I'm going to get mad.
09:11What's with your age?
09:12What's with your age?
09:13I'm going to go.
09:14Hey.
09:15Get back!
09:19Oh, no!
09:20Yes, sir!
09:24Yes, sir!
09:26What's this?
09:27What's this?
09:28What's this?
09:29What's this?
09:30That's right.
09:31OK?
09:32He's correct.
09:34Congrats!
09:35I got 1,000,000 yen in prize money.
09:37I did it!
09:39Wow!
09:40The total prize money is 4,000,000 yen.
09:42Wow!
09:43It was a little annoying.
09:45It was like a new equipment.
09:47Did you notice anything?
09:48What is this?
09:51Nice to meet you.
09:52Nice to meet you.
09:53Nice to meet you.
09:54Nice to meet you.
09:55Nice to meet you.
09:56After fitting the costumes,
09:58we had a lot of time to interview
10:00because it was a night battle show.
10:02You are full of humanity.
10:04I think you are a human being
10:06who is aiming to be
10:09the person you wanted to be in the past.
10:12Is there anything you want to be?
10:17I want to be with him.
10:19I want to be with him like this.
10:22When I'm with him,
10:23I feel energetic.
10:26When I'm with him,
10:27I feel energetic.
10:29I'm happy to be with such a person.
10:34She is in the set position.
10:36I'm happy to be with such a person.
10:42I want to be with such a person.
10:44I want to be with such a person.
10:46Norika Fujiwara's wish came true.
10:51Lastly,
10:52I would like you to comment on the night battle.
10:55I got it.
10:56Let's start.
10:574, 3, 2,
10:59The drama I'm going to appear in,
11:01KASAEFU KURAMI WA KUSATTA KAZOKU WO YURUSANAI,
11:05is a family panic horror
11:08that KASAEFU, who does not choose a method
11:11to create an ideal family,
11:13will trigger.
11:14It will be broadcast on January 10th,
11:17at midnight on Friday.
11:20It's interesting.
11:21Please watch it.
11:23Thank you very much.
11:25That's all.
11:26Thank you very much.
11:28Thank you very much.
11:31KASAEFU KURAMI WA KUSATTA KAZOKU WO YURUSANAI
11:33I watched the original work.
11:35It's interesting.
11:36It was very interesting.
11:37KASAEFU KURAMI WA KUSATTA KAZOKU WO YURUSANAI
11:38When the director was speaking in Kansai dialect,
11:42Norika Fujiwara...
11:44What?
11:45No way.
11:46It's easy.
11:47It's definitely going to be broadcast.
11:48It's going to be broadcast.
11:49It's going to be broadcast.
11:50It's going to be broadcast.
11:51It's going to be broadcast.
11:52Please think about it.
11:53It's going to be broadcast.
11:54I want to go.
11:56I want to go.
11:57I want to go when I can.
12:00KASAEFU KURAMI WA KUSATTA KAZOKU WO YURUSANAI
12:07I watched the original work.
12:09It's interesting.
12:10It was very interesting.
12:11It's easy to speak.
12:13I thought Midori-san was the most human.
12:16Yes.
12:17Well, my family got separated while I was working on it.
12:24At first, I thought it was going to be an extreme drama.
12:28But it's a family drama.
12:30It's like a human pattern.
12:32Everyone is different.
12:34I want to make a family like that.
12:36Each of us has our own feelings.
12:40I thought I should take care of my feelings.
12:43I thought I should do it.
12:45I did it.
12:47That was close.
12:49That was close.
12:51But I'm happy.
12:53I did it.
12:54Now, all the questions are over.
12:56What?
12:57Now, everyone has 5 million yen.
12:59You have to do a bonus quiz to get the prize money.
13:03The last question is not for you.
13:09Instead, we have a guest answerer.
13:14Please come in.
13:15Excuse me.
13:16I'm Haru from ELF.
13:18Why?
13:19Please move to the side.
13:21What's going on?
13:22Bon-san is coming, right?
13:25What's going on?
13:26Please do a quiz.
13:31I haven't heard the details yet.
13:33Me neither.
13:34The recording time is 90 minutes.
13:37It's only been 30 minutes.
13:39What?
13:40No way.
13:41One more hour in spring.
13:43No way.
13:44This show will be on air in spring.
13:46That's too long.
13:47Now, it's time for the bonus quiz.
13:49First, please watch this video.
13:54This show is a parasite for the bonus quiz.
14:00This is the first episode of Ikegami Akira, which will be broadcast on January 1st next year.
14:08Mr. Trump will be re-elected as President of the United States this month.
14:12What I'm curious about is the face of the Republican candidate.
14:18In the recording, Mr. Ikegami is explaining about the Republican candidate of the Trump administration.
14:25He was listening to it with enthusiasm.
14:29Oh!
14:30That's it!
14:32What?
14:34What are you trying to do?
14:35What do you mean?
14:36What?
14:37What?
14:38Mr. Sonoyama learned about the Trump administration from Mr. Ikegami's live commentary.
14:45Mr. Sonoyama will teach Mr. Haru about what he learned from Mr. Ikegami's live commentary.
14:55After the class, Mr. Haru will be given a quiz about the Trump administration.
15:03If Mr. Sonoyama can answer correctly, he will win a prize.
15:08If Mr. Sonoyama understands Mr. Ikegami's commentary, he will definitely be able to answer correctly.
15:14Mr. Haru, please do your best.
15:16Is Mr. Sonoyama coming?
15:19What?
15:20Wow!
15:21Wow!
15:225 million yen!
15:23I'm counting on you!
15:245 million yen!
15:25Are you serious?
15:26I'm counting on you.
15:27This is impossible.
15:29Let me explain again.
15:31Mr. Sonoyama will teach Mr. Haru about what he learned from Mr. Ikegami's live commentary.
15:36After the class, Mr. Haru will be given a quiz about the Trump administration.
15:44If Mr. Sonoyama understands Mr. Ikegami's commentary, he will definitely be able to answer correctly.
15:47Did you understand the system?
15:48Yes.
15:49Are you smart?
15:50Are you good at this?
15:51I've been playing dodgeball during the exam period.
15:52I'm studying.
15:53Oh, you're playing dodgeball.
15:54Yes.
15:55It's dangerous if you don't know anything.
15:57So, Mr. Sonoyama will teach Mr. Ikegami about what he learned from Mr. Ikegami's live commentary.
16:00Yes.
16:01How much basic information does Mr. Trump have?
16:05What will happen if Mr. Ikegami becomes President Trump?
16:07He has news about the Trump administration.
16:08Did you know that Mr. Ikegami will become President Trump?
16:09I heard that Mr. Ikegami will become President Trump.
16:12That's not true.
16:13That's not true.
16:14I didn't know that.
16:15I didn't know that.
16:16Let's take a look at Mr. Sonoyama.
16:19Let's take a look at Mr. Sonoyama.
16:20Yes.
16:21What is he doing?
16:23He's preparing for the class.
16:25It's a paper for the class.
16:27It's a paper for the class.
16:28He's preparing the paper for the class.
16:30It's easy to understand.
16:31What?
16:32I don't know.
16:33Trump?
16:34Trump?
16:35He's become President Trump.
16:37What?
16:38He's become President Trump.
16:39What?
16:41That's amazing.
16:42He's become President Trump.
16:44Trump...
16:45He's finished.
16:47No way.
16:48That's not good.
16:49Haru, please teach him.
16:50Yes.
16:51Please teach him to the best students.
16:54Yes, I'll do my best!
16:56Do your best!
16:585 million yen!
17:10The long-awaited Ikegami commentary on Sonoyama Makie is about to start.
17:15Is it already starting?
17:16Yes, it is.
17:18By the way, we will not explain who Sonoyama is in the first place, so please check it out.
17:26I will tell you what kind of quiz will be given to Haru-san after the class.
17:32Here it is.
17:33What is the name of the new organization that Elon Musk is in charge of in the Trump administration?
17:38This is impossible.
17:40By the way, we are making quizzes based on the contents of Mr. Ikegami's commentary.
17:47If Mr. Sonoyama misses this information, Haru-san will be challenged to a quiz with no hint.
17:53That's impossible.
17:54Mr. Ikegami's commentary has been played a lot.
17:57Now, you have 5 minutes to study.
18:00Please start.
18:03In the script today, it says Sonoyama-san and Haru-san.
18:08My name is written here.
18:11No, the class has already started.
18:13I'm sorry.
18:14I don't know how to proceed.
18:19I will play Mr. Ikegami Akira today.
18:27Hurry up.
18:28It's my turn.
18:29Hurry up.
18:31I don't know this well myself.
18:35You don't know?
18:36Yes.
18:37But what is this?
18:39I don't need it.
18:42If I get this right, I might be able to meet Trump.
18:46Can you see this?
18:47Yes.
18:48That's amazing.
18:49What is she doing?
18:53Class.
18:54Yes, class.
18:55Please start.
18:56I will start with the head exercise.
18:59Head exercise?
19:00What are you doing?
19:02That's amazing.
19:03That's crazy.
19:04I will stop.
19:05What is this?
19:06That's crazy.
19:07It was a tiger bean.
19:08Tiger bean?
19:09Yes.
19:10Tiger bean?
19:11That's crazy.
19:12You are responding too much.
19:13I'm sorry.
19:14I don't know much about Trump.
19:16The people around here are important people.
19:19Yes.
19:20Actually, they are Robert Kennedy Jr.
19:22Kennedy Jr.
19:23I thought it would be easier to remember Robert Kennedy Jr.
19:27Robert Kennedy Jr.
19:28Kennedy Jr.
19:29And the other one is Cash Patel.
19:32This is Cash Patel.
19:34Cash Patel.
19:35Yes.
19:36Why did you change it?
19:37Why did you change it?
19:38Cash Patel is going to be a director.
19:44He is going to be a director.
19:46He wrote Elon Musk.
19:48Next.
19:49Elon Musk and Bebic...
19:53Bebic?
19:54Bebic?
19:55That's crazy.
19:56Elon Musk and Bebic.
19:57What does it say?
19:59It says Elon Musk.
20:03It says Elon Musk and Ma.
20:05Ma.
20:06Ma.
20:07Please grow up healthily.
20:09Even if there are many objections, please remember.
20:12She remembered.
20:13She only knew Elon Musk.
20:17I thought there was no other Elon Musk.
20:20What does it say?
20:21What is the relationship between Trump and Bebic?
20:24Bebic is the top of Dogecoin.
20:28What?
20:29It is the top.
20:30What is that?
20:32That's a good point.
20:34Doge?
20:35It's Doge.
20:36D-O-G-E.
20:37D-O-G-E.
20:39By the way, Trump likes hamburgers.
20:42I don't need it.
20:45I want to see Elon Musk.
20:48The time to study is over.
20:51Wait, wait, wait.
20:52I don't think Haru can do this.
20:54I can't do this.
20:56This is more dangerous than I imagined.
20:58How did she remember Elon Musk's name?
21:01I don't know.
21:03Thank you very much.
21:05This is dangerous.
21:07Haru is here.
21:09Good job, Haru.
21:11What time is this?
21:13Haru.
21:15You responded too much.
21:17I responded.
21:19You should have responded more.
21:21This is a meaningless time.
21:23What are you talking about?
21:25This is our first meeting.
21:28This was amazing.
21:30This is Haru.
21:32This is dangerous.
21:33I don't know if Haru knows this.
21:35I have a question for Haru.
21:37What is the name of the new organization led by Elon Musk under the Trump administration?
21:43Isn't this that?
21:45D-O-G-E.
21:47D-O-G-E.
21:49D-O-G-E.
21:52D-O-G-E.
21:54D-O-G-E.
21:56Who are you?
22:01You got it right.
22:03That's right.
22:05We did it.
22:07We did it.
22:09We did it.
22:11We did it.
22:13We did it.
22:15We did it.
22:17Don't make fun of us.
22:20Don't make fun of us.
22:22Don't make fun of us.
22:24Don't make fun of us.
22:26How did you get paid?
22:285 million yen?
22:32I watched it for 3 years.
22:343 years?
22:36Why?
22:38You watched it for 3 years?
22:40I want to say this.
22:44This was my fake.
22:50Is this really the end?
22:52It's not written on the notebook.
22:54I want to say this.
22:56What did you want to say?
22:58This is a quiz for everyone.
23:00What is it that Trump likes?
23:04This is what I got today.
23:06Is it something sweet?
23:08No.
23:10I bought a hamburger with bitcoin this year.
23:13What's the answer?
23:15Can I say the answer?
23:17It's chicken.
23:19Chicken.
23:22It's a deal.
23:24It's a deal.
23:26It's a deal.
23:28It's a deal.
23:30It's a deal.
23:32What is this?
23:34I don't know what this is.
23:36It's not written on the notebook.
23:38What is it?
23:40I don't know.
23:42Did you get it?
23:44Yes, I got it.
23:46If you want to watch this program again,
23:48see you next time!