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00:0121 comedians who debuted in the US and Japan have gathered!
00:06They're going to tell the truth to Chidori Kamae!
00:11The W finalists!
00:15Grape Company!
00:16It's their third year and they have 8 candidates!
00:20I'm sure you're hungry, so eat as much as you want.
00:23It's a thankful story.
00:25To be honest, I want to eat a little expensive food.
00:30You're lying!
00:31IQ 140!
00:33A genius who says nasty things!
00:35Ramanujan Miyoshi is here again!
00:37I'm just jealous, so you don't have to ask.
00:40Don't laugh!
00:41I'm not jealous!
00:42You're saying nasty things!
00:45The W finalists!
00:49Let's move on to the next question.
00:52What do you do for a living?
00:55What about you, Osaka?
00:56I'm a teacher, and I also teach at home.
01:00What do you do for a living?
01:04I teach with my partner.
01:08My partner is married.
01:12He's married to a doctor.
01:15He doesn't have a single characteristic.
01:20I brought a lot of doctor's stories, but I couldn't come up with any.
01:25Do you have a driver's license?
01:26I already have it, and I brought it today.
01:30I already have it.
01:31But you don't show it to everyone, do you?
01:34I gave it to my grandmother.
01:40You're married, but you live together?
01:42That's right.
01:43My husband works as a doctor in the countryside.
01:46We live in a very small house.
01:48Sometimes my husband comes over.
01:51Sometimes he comes over and sleeps on the river.
01:57You don't kiss your partner, do you?
01:59I kiss my partner when he's taking a bath.
02:03That's disgusting.
02:06It's disgusting because you're married.
02:09I kiss my partner when he's taking a bath.
02:11Caramel Panda.
02:14Caramel Panda.
02:15Caramel Panda
02:19Are you a man and a woman duo?
02:20That's right.
02:21That's amazing.
02:24That's amazing.
02:26If you look closely, you don't seem to care about Saito Hokkyokusei.
02:29I don't care.
02:30What is he?
02:31WONDER SAKAIDA.
02:33What do you do with WONDER SAKAIDA?
02:36I'm a member of the official line of the beauty clinic.
02:40You're the one who's transforming.
02:42I can do it at home.
02:44It's basically night time, so it's out of business hours.
02:48So even if I get a question from a customer, I just say I'll transform in the morning.
02:53I see.
02:54That's 180,000 yen a month.
02:58I lied. It was me. It's 300,000 yen.
03:01What do you mean?
03:02What's going on now?
03:03I made a mistake.
03:04What's going on now?
03:05I made a mistake.
03:07It was me.
03:08If you think it's a genius joke, it's his mistake.
03:11I made a mistake. It's 300,000 yen.
03:12You made a mistake with your salary and your partner's salary.
03:14I made a mistake.
03:15I'm sorry.
03:16It's amazing.
03:17I was nervous, but I didn't care at all.
03:20It's a big mistake.
03:21It's a big mistake.
03:22WONDER SAKAIDA.
03:23What do you do with WONDER SAKAIDA?
03:24I'm in charge of the cleanliness and the front of the love hotel.
03:28You do both.
03:29I work at the cheapest love hotel in Ikebukuro.
03:33I see.
03:34Usually, the front of the love hotel is not visible to the receptionist.
03:38It's very empty.
03:40So, I'm there when the receptionist comes.
03:42I see.
03:43If the receptionist likes it.
03:44I don't care if it's cheap.
03:47It's not a matter of price.
03:50Let's move on to the next question.
03:52This is a question.
03:53This is a question about money.
03:55Some people are in debt.
03:57That's right.
03:58In our time.
03:59Almost everyone was in debt.
04:02How about you, OTA?
04:03I have 1 million yen now.
04:06That's a lot.
04:11I don't think OTA can think of it.
04:13I don't think so.
04:15I sold the gold ring I got from my grandfather.
04:18Gold ring?
04:19Did you get a gold ring from your grandfather?
04:21I got it for New Year's Day.
04:22Did you get a gold ring for New Year's Day?
04:25That's a lot.
04:26I usually get two gold rings.
04:30How much is that?
04:32It's called a commemorative gold ring.
04:34It's more expensive among collectors.
04:36I put it in my wallet and put it in my wallet.
04:38The price of gold is 470,000 yen for two gold rings.
04:42You have 1 million yen now.
04:43Yes.
04:44Didn't your parents ask you to lend it to them?
04:46If you do that, come back to your hometown.
04:48That's right.
04:49It's impossible.
04:50Even though the entertainer is against it.
04:51What do you use 1 million yen for?
04:53I'm the son of a politician.
04:56I'm an old man.
05:00It's your father's fault.
05:02I buy cup noodles.
05:05It's a little expensive.
05:07It's easy to say.
05:08Even if you add it up, it's 1 million yen.
05:10I see.
05:11Do you have a sword?
05:13I have 1.5 million yen.
05:16I think you'll like it.
05:19I'm a three-generation rich man.
05:23Do you drink?
05:24I drink, I'm a woman, and I gamble.
05:27Do you gamble?
05:29It's amazing.
05:31I drink and I'm a woman.
05:34I see.
05:35I like girls' bars.
05:37Do you go to girls' bars?
05:39I don't have money, but I go to girls' bars.
05:41I cut cards.
05:43You don't have money, but you use it.
05:46I like it and I use it for about 300,000 yen.
05:48Your career is amazing.
05:50You're a hunting daigo.
05:53You're a hunting daigo.
05:58How about you, Yamada?
06:01I'm not lazy.
06:09When I go to a convenience store, I buy sweets.
06:13I can't live because I have to buy sweets.
06:19When I realize it, it's about 1.1 million yen.
06:23You bought sweets.
06:25Kengo's 1.5 million yen is low, but your 1.1 million yen is low.
06:31Kengo knows the reason.
06:33Don't you lend money?
06:35I borrow money a little.
06:38Do you want to borrow money from a woman?
06:42Let's move on to the next question.
06:44Here is the question.
06:46What kind of seniors do you have?
06:50We don't have to answer this question.
06:52We don't have to answer this question.
06:55Please answer the question.
06:58What kind of seniors do you have?
07:00There are various answers.
07:02There are various answers.
07:05You can eat a lot.
07:08I have a lot of seniors.
07:12I'm young and hungry, so I eat a lot.
07:16I eat a lot of expensive food.
07:24I want to eat a little expensive food.
07:31I know that.
07:33I want to eat a lot of expensive food.
07:39You guys are hungry every day, right?
07:43We are not hungry.
07:47I'm 40 years old, but I eat a lot when I eat with DAIGO.
07:51Thank you seniors.
07:54I'm still hungry.
08:00I still eat a lot.
08:02You don't have a lot of money, do you?
08:07We are grateful to Mr. Nagano.
08:12Mr. Nagano is famous.
08:16We had a live performance together.
08:20I was wondering if you were going to the store.
08:23We bought alcohol in the dressing room of the venue.
08:28The live performance ended at 5 o'clock.
08:30We drank alcohol from 5 o'clock to 11 o'clock.
08:34Mr. Nagano is like a young man drinking alcohol in the dressing room.
08:37He said bad things for 6 hours.
08:40It's fun to think about it all the time.
08:44OKIYAMA has to eat faster than his seniors.
08:51I'm not lying.
08:53Do you want to hear it now?
08:55I'm really poor.
08:58I'm as poor as a comedian.
09:00I eat faster than anyone else.
09:03I don't think I'm worried.
09:05He is a bad guy.
09:07I want to eat fast.
09:09I want to talk now.
09:11I ate with Mr. Horiken.
09:17I don't usually eat, so I eat for two people.
09:20I have this body, so I know that I eat fast.
09:23I finished eating at the same speed.
09:26Can you give me one more time?
09:29It's a lie.
09:31I'm not lying.
09:33You think you have to eat fast, don't you?
09:36I went to eat Chinese food with Mr. Abareru.
09:41Mr. Abareru asked me to eat Mapo Tofu.
09:46I thought it was rude to make him wait because I had to eat fast.
09:50I asked him to eat cold Chinese food.
09:54He ate faster than Mapo Tofu.
09:57I was poor and hungry, so I ate for about 30 seconds.
10:00I haven't eaten yet.
10:02I was bored while waiting.
10:06I asked him what I should do.
10:08I think it's different from your worries.
10:11That's right.
10:13Don't say bad things.
10:15I'm always like this.
10:19You will be stabbed in the back.
10:22It's the best time.
10:24Ramanujan is interesting.
10:27Who do you love the most?
10:30Mr. Horiken.
10:33We did a live broadcast together on YOUTUBE.
10:38I don't know the rules of OOGIRI.
10:41My partner was angry at me.
10:43He said I didn't fit the theme of OOGIRI.
10:46But Mr. Horiken told me to do it.
10:50I was very angry.
10:52Mr. Horiken called me a master.
10:55I'm just jealous, so don't ask me.
10:58Don't laugh.
11:00Don't say bad things.
11:03Mr. Okiyama is a comedian.
11:06He knows funny words.
11:09I don't know such food.
11:12I thought it was a funny word.
11:15I said it many times.
11:17Mr. Horiken was angry at me.
11:20I'm just jealous, so don't ask me.
11:25Don't say bad things.
11:28How about you, Tomoda?
11:30Mr. Tomoda is bright on the outside and dark on the inside.
11:36It happens.
11:39It's true.
11:41Some people are bright.
11:44I did a live broadcast with Mr. Nishikigoi when I was young.
11:48Mr. Masanori was very bright.
11:51He said hello to me.
11:54I said my name in the dressing room.
11:57He said hello to me in a very small voice.
12:01His voice was very small.
12:03He was old, so he was tired.
12:06He wasn't energetic.
12:08I was sitting in the dressing room.
12:10He was very strong.
12:12He came to me.
12:16He told me to measure the time at this distance.
12:20He was blind, so he couldn't see.
12:27Do you go to high school?
12:29No, we don't.
12:31Men don't go to high school?
12:34I have a matching app.
12:36Matching app?
12:38I use it a lot.
12:40Do you call yourself an entertainer?
12:43In my case, I have a lot of singing stories.
12:46I can hide it.
12:48I write, I'm singing a strange song.
12:51Then I ask, are you an opera singer?
12:54Then I have a conversation.
12:57I see.
12:58Then I attract people.
12:59After the conversation, you say, I'm Tomoda.
13:02That happens.
13:03It's not strange.
13:05It's like an entertainer is doing it on the app.
13:08It's a rumor.
13:10It's like a picture of an entertainer.
13:16I see.
13:17I'm not asking you because I'm worried.
13:20I want you to tell me what to do.
13:22Because you're worried.
13:25What's wrong, Wanda?
13:26I've been using a matching app for six months.
13:30I couldn't match anyone.
13:33He was on the show.
13:35I'm not on the show.
13:37He's a scary guy.
13:38What do you think of entertainers like Fusso Nomura?
13:43In my case, Grape Company is the cleanest company.
13:50It started with Sandwich Man.
13:53In my case, I think it's lame to play with women.
14:00The president is very confused.
14:05It's a clean company.
14:07I didn't hear any rumors.
14:10I think it's a good company.
14:12It should be like that in the future.
14:16Of course.
14:18Yoshimoto is also a clean company.
14:20It's impossible to ruin your life by looking at the outside.
14:23That's right.
14:25I'll fire those who play with women.
14:30I'll fire them right away.
14:32I'm counting on you.
14:35Let's move on to the next topic.
14:38What do you want to ask Chidori Kamae?
14:44What do you want to ask Chidori Kamae?
14:55Ryunosuke.
14:57How can I be spoiled by my seniors?
15:00I can't ask him to take me with him.
15:06I want to ask him how he feels.
15:10Ryunosuke seems to be easy to invite.
15:14He is cute.
15:16If I ask him, he will never refuse.
15:19Really?
15:21What kind of entertainer do you want to be?
15:24I didn't have a goal when I became an entertainer.
15:29I was working on the roof.
15:32I made a lot of mistakes.
15:35I made a mistake in the forklift.
15:38You are late.
15:40The forklift is slow.
15:43I put the gear in one or two gears.
15:46I thought there was something else to do.
15:49I threw away the gear and made a mistake in the forklift.
15:53That's too bad.
15:55That's too bad.
15:57That's the way to throw away the gear.
16:01I thought I wasn't suitable for it.
16:04You are stupid.
16:06It's easy to invite someone who is not good at it.
16:11But I don't want to take Miyoshi with me.
16:15I don't like Miyoshi.
16:17But you can say bad things about him later.
16:21I will say bad things about him later.
16:24I don't like that.
16:26Don't say that.
16:28This is the third year of Yoshimoto.
16:31I want you to take me to Hamaie.
16:35Ryunosuke.
16:36Yes.
16:37Right?
16:38I don't want to go.
16:40Ryunosuke.
16:42I want to go to Hokkyokusei.
16:44I want to go to Ryunosuke and Hokkyokusei.
16:47I'm in the same class as Rivers Nail.
16:50I'm in the same class as Hamaie.
16:53We are in the same class.
16:55So you are in the same class with Yoshimoto.
16:57What do you want to do?
16:59I don't want to kill Miyoshi.
17:04I don't want to kill Miyoshi.
17:06I take you to Hamaie.
17:08Take Miyoshi with you.
17:10Why Miyoshi?
17:12Why Miyoshi?
17:14Which of us say bad things?
17:17I really want to drink with everyone.
17:19I don't want to do anything bad without alcohol.
17:21I was watching M-1 while thinking that the story was amazing.
17:25I could sympathize with you.
17:27I sympathized with you.
17:29So, that's it.
17:31I think this was a good opportunity for us.
17:35The tent couldn't talk.
17:37Oh, yeah.
17:39What's the tent?
17:41I'm going to ask you this.
17:43Will there be more innovative comedy in the future?
17:46That's a hot topic.
17:48That's a hot topic.
18:00What's the tent?
18:02I'm going to ask you this.
18:04Will there be more innovative comedy in the future?
18:06That's a hot topic.
18:08That's a hot topic.
18:10That's a hot topic.
18:12It's been a year since the last show, right?
18:14It's an interesting atmosphere.
18:16It's the main seat of NSC.
18:18The main seat of NSC?
18:23I've been thinking about it.
18:25Chidori and Kamaita are the top of comedy now.
18:29No, no, no.
18:31I don't want to do comedy.
18:33I don't want to do comedy.
18:35I don't want to do comedy.
18:37I don't want to do comedy.
18:39I don't want to do comedy.
18:41Everyone thinks about that in the future.
18:43Everyone thinks about that in the future.
18:46The one I made up myself is also a champion.
18:51The one I made up myself is also a champion.
18:53It's a small little boat and a bread-loving big rice.
18:58Big rice and Otani-san.
19:00It's a small little boat and a bread-loving big rice.
19:05I made it into a champion.
19:07I created a champion silhouette.
19:09He's a champion.
19:11That's why it's really difficult.
19:13Everyone says,
19:14even if you think about this,
19:16even if you think about this,
19:17but you guys,
19:18are you picking up what's around there?
19:20I don't know.
19:22Don't drink it.
19:24Don't drink it.