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00:00Let go of your fence and step forward!
00:02The Ugly Laugh Challenge!
00:11We've become familiar with these members.
00:14What do you think? Do you have any feedback?
00:17After watching the last episode, all the comedians were like,
00:19that was a tough recording.
00:24What's wrong?
00:26I'm sorry, I got carried away.
00:29I was listening to Hata Motoiro's song, Hikimawari no Yakusoku,
00:32and I ate too much soba.
00:34I have a hole in my stomach.
00:36Wow, soba is good for you!
00:39It stinks!
00:45You guys are strong!
00:50How long has it been since the last episode?
00:52Has it been about half a year?
00:54Who has the most energy?
00:57For us, it's Ryo-chan.
01:02We've been on a lot of TV shows.
01:05With a pen?
01:06Yes, with a pen.
01:07Ryo-chan, with a pen?
01:08Yes.
01:09I really can't do anything.
01:11You can't do anything?
01:18I can't function without the three of you.
01:21What did they call you?
01:22They called me the power-hungry tycoon.
01:25You can function, though.
01:27I really can't do anything.
01:32That's strange.
01:34How about you, Ichigo?
01:36I feel like you have something.
01:39I have a show called Kanmuri.
01:43It's called Ichigo no Tane.
01:46It's a show by B.S. Yoshimoto.
01:49It's pretty boring.
01:55No one's watching it.
01:58What's the show about?
02:00It's about learning how to be compliant.
02:03Learning how to react.
02:06It's not a show that we can do anything.
02:09You can do anything, right?
02:12I don't know.
02:13There are always three or two choices.
02:15But I keep getting them all wrong.
02:18Three choices?
02:20Kanmuri?
02:21Yes.
02:24You've changed a lot.
02:29You're losing confidence.
02:31No, I'm not.
02:33I'm not like that at all.
02:34There's no end to it.
02:35You're done.
02:38Then I'll raise my legs so high you won't believe me.
02:41What?
02:48Are you in good shape?
02:49No, I'm just fine.
02:51Okay.
02:57But you were the best at the beginning, right?
03:00That's true.
03:02You were really good at that time.
03:04That's right.
03:05But you've changed a lot since then.
03:09Please watch the show today.
03:14You're weak.
03:16You're weak.
03:17What's wrong with you guys?
03:20I'm not as energetic as I used to be.
03:22I didn't do well in the last show.
03:25Really?
03:26Really.
03:27You didn't do well in the last show, either.
03:31It's not just the last show.
03:33By the way, you're doing well in other shows.
03:35That's what you're saying.
03:37No, I'm not doing well as an entertainer.
03:39When I watched the last show, it was like an erotic show.
03:43It was called All Night Fujiko.
03:46Oh, All Night Fujiko.
03:49But you're doing an erotic show, right?
03:51Yes, I am.
03:53I want to be on an erotic show.
04:01Ryo-chan, can you do an erotic show?
04:03Of course, I can.
04:05What would you do if there was a scene where you had to fight?
04:13I can't do that.
04:16I can't do that.
04:19I can't do All Night Fujiko.
04:24I'll hit you.
04:37You're amazing.
04:39This is the main subject of Fuji TV's adventure!
04:45This is the second part of the Young Man's Challenge.
04:52This time, we will have a match with a senior comedian who is known for his lame jokes.
04:57The person is...
04:59Hello everyone!
05:01Yeah!
05:02Wait, wait, wait!
05:04Wait, wait, wait!
05:05Get out, get out, get out!
05:06Ah, I got out, I got out!
05:07Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh!
05:13He's lame!
05:15He's lame and he always go to the camera, you know?
05:18Yeah, he's always going to the camera.
05:20Chew-eng has the feeling of a one-shot gag.
05:23Takano is really lame.
05:25What's that?!
05:27It's really lame!
05:29You don't have a one-shot gag, do you?
05:31I'm the type to make a lot of jokes, so I'm good at it.
05:34You can make jokes?
05:35I can make jokes.
05:36Ryu-chan, act like a girl.
05:38ASHI-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-PA-Pew!
05:43AH! It's on your face!
05:46moron!
05:47What's with the moron?
05:50What's with the moron?
05:51What is this?
05:52What's with the moron?
05:59Pew!
06:00Ah! Don't do that to my leg!
06:02MORON!
06:03What's with the moron?
06:04What are you guys doing?
06:06Stop it!
06:08Stop it!
06:10Do you guys know each other?
06:12Or do you hang out together?
06:14I hang out with him a lot.
06:16I hang out with him a lot.
06:18Oh, really?
06:20What kind of person is Takano?
06:22He's very kind.
06:24Oh, really?
06:26He's kind.
06:28But Suzuki-san...
06:30What?
06:32He's my senpai.
06:34What?
06:36He's like this right now.
06:38When I say hello, he's like,
06:40Oh, yes, yes, yes.
06:42From today, call me Takano-san.
06:44Call me.
06:46Call me.
06:48I'm popular.
06:50You can't say anything if you're popular.
06:52Don't say anything.
06:54Call me Takano-san.
06:56I'll change my name.
06:58Show us your smile.
07:00No!
07:06Murakami-san, you have something to say, right?
07:08I have a lot to say.
07:10I have something to say to the two of you.
07:12I have something to say to the two of you.
07:14It's not lame at all.
07:16You don't have a voice.
07:18You can't do it anymore.
07:20You can't do it anymore.
07:22You can't do it anymore.
07:24You can't do it anymore.
07:26You don't have a hungry spirit at all.
07:28Come on, more.
07:30Hungry spirit!
07:32I don't know why you keep sitting on the opening.
07:34I don't know why you keep sitting on the opening.
07:36You didn't say anything.
07:38You didn't say anything.
07:40You're a fool!
07:42You're a fool!
07:44You're a fool!
07:46You're a fool!
07:52Duke.
07:54Sarajean.
07:56I think I'm gonna win.
07:58My heart's in my mouth.
08:00No, no.
08:02I'm going to win.
08:04I'm going to win.
08:06I'm going to win.
08:08I'm going to win.
08:10I'm going to win.
08:12I'm going to win.
08:14The next match will be a variety of situations, here are 8 of them.
08:22I saw the last episode, and I think the above member death challenge is really not worth it.
08:27Can you do it with two people?
08:29With two people?
08:30Can you do it with two people?
08:32Two people will be blown away.
08:34Here?
08:35You can do it, right?
08:36Let's go to the above member death challenge.
08:38The above member death challenge will be a new start when you are told that you are the above member death without being called your name by the MC at the introduction of the variety opening.
08:49The team that wins this challenge will be the winner.
08:52The above member death challenge starts.
08:56Let's introduce this time's guest.
09:00First, Takano Kishi.
09:02Takano-san.
09:04Good luck.
09:06Good luck.
09:08The above member death challenge starts.
09:09Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop! Poop!
09:20He is fast.
09:21He is really fast.
09:22He is fast.
09:23If he doesn't do it, I don't know what the MC will do.
09:27The MC is really helpful.
09:28He is a real man, and he doesn't have time.
09:31That's good.
09:32He is really anxious.
09:34Let's introduce this time's guest.
09:38First, Santa Monica.
09:40Santa Monica.
09:42He is really great.
09:45I'm glad that Murakami is in good health.
09:4919 people.
09:52Wonderful life.
09:55The above member death challenge starts.
10:03Crazy girl.
10:04Like a steady heart.
10:10I feel bad.
10:12I'm done.
10:19He is really good at it.
10:24But, he is really bad at it.
10:27He is really bad at it.
10:28He is really bad at it.
10:29He is really bad at it.
10:30He is really bad at it.
10:31He is really bad at it.
10:33He is really bad at it.
10:34He is really bad at it.
10:36He is really bad at it.
10:38He is really bad at it.
10:41He is really bad at it.
10:42What do you think you are doing?
10:44He is really bad at it.
10:45Let's introduce this time's guest.
10:47Takano Kishikawa.
10:49Hello. I'm Takano Kishikawa.
10:51The above members death challenge starts.
10:53I'm really in the middle of it!
10:56I'm really in the studio.
10:58Hey!
11:01We can't...
11:03I'll be an idol.
11:05You're an idol, right?
11:07Let's introduce today's guests.
11:09Dagano Takano!
11:11Welcome!
11:13I'll now introduce the rest of the members.
11:15Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii!
11:17Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii!
11:19Western snacks!
11:21Wait, wait...
11:25You're an idol, right?
11:27I'm an idol.
11:29I'm not looking for a reason.
11:31No, no, I'm saying,
11:32you're showing ad-libs, so you can't do that!
11:36He's not ad-libbing, he's just making it up.
11:38Yes!
11:43Yes!
11:46I'll introduce today's members.
11:48The best broadcaster, Potato College,
11:50Murakami Seigi, and the great Ichigo,
11:52and the wonderful Gin-san!
11:54And that's all for today!
11:57Wait a minute!
12:00Wait a minute!
12:05I made it up!
12:06Yes!
12:09Do you want to try something you didn't make up?
12:10There are things I didn't make up.
12:11Of course.
12:13And that's all for today!
12:15Wait a minute!
12:16Wait a minute!
12:17Wait a minute!
12:18Wait a minute!
12:19Wait a minute!
12:20Wait a minute!
12:21Wait a minute!
12:22Bang!
12:24Is there a brand with a mark like this?
12:30That's not fair!
12:32That's not fair!
12:33That's not fair!
12:34He's making up everything!
12:35He's making up everything!
12:36He's making up everything!
12:39That's not fair!
12:40That's not fair!
12:41That's not fair at all!
12:42That's what I'm doing!
12:43That's what you're doing!
12:44That's not fair!
12:45Takano is good at that, right?
12:46Takano!
12:50Yes.
12:51Okay, that's it for the members.
12:53Wait a minute!
12:55Wait a minute!
12:57Okay, everyone come here.
13:00I'm here, so everyone come here.
13:08That was amazing.
13:10That was amazing.
13:12Taka is amazing.
13:14Taka is better.
13:16Who wants Taka to do something?
13:19Let's go with 19 people.
13:22Let's go with 19 people.
13:24That's it for the members.
13:26Wait a minute!
13:27Delicious! Delicious!
13:29Wait a minute!
13:30Delicious! Delicious!
13:32I'll give you a hamburger.
13:34I'll give you a hamburger.
13:36This is the drive-thru.
13:38Taka is amazing.
13:48Taka is amazing.
13:50I'm sure that even Taka can't cover this.
13:54Let's go with Murakami.
13:57Let's go with Murakami.
13:59Let's go with Ryo.
14:01That's it for the members.
14:03Wait a minute!
14:05Wait a minute!
14:07My butt!
14:09My butt!
14:11My butt!
14:13My butt!
14:15Noun sale.
14:19What's going on?
14:21What's going on?
14:23That's amazing.
14:25That's amazing.
14:27That's amazing.
14:29I want to pull this member.
14:31That's amazing.
14:33I don't have such talent!
14:35I'm a reliable member!
14:37I'm a reliable member!
14:39The members are all so reliable.
14:41Is there anything you want to do?
14:43I want to do a debate.
14:45I want to do a debate.
14:47I can do this.
14:49I want to do this.
14:51I want to do a debate.
14:53You can debate while writing on the paper.
14:55You can debate while writing on the paper.
14:57You can debate while writing on the paper.
14:59Which is better, peach or banana?
15:01Which is better, peach or banana?
15:03We will start the debate.
15:05Peach.
15:07Peach.
15:09What?
15:11Peach.
15:13She said peach, Kasuo.
15:15She said banana!
15:17Peach.
15:19Peach.
15:21Peach.
15:23Peach.
15:25Banana.
15:27Peach.
15:29I'm gonna do it.
15:31I'm gonna beat you up.
15:32Hey, stop it!
15:36Why did you beat me up?
15:37Stop it!
15:39I'm scared of being beaten up by someone I'm fighting.
15:42Don't beat me up!
15:44Time's up!
15:46I won!
15:49I won by a few points.
15:50Just a little.
15:51I won by a few points.
15:52I won by a few points.
15:53Can I point out the reason?
15:55Can I do the pulling once?
15:57You're so annoying.
15:59I'm sorry.
16:01My opponent is...
16:03this guy!
16:05No More Movie Thief!
16:07I want to do it!
16:09I'm gonna beat you up!
16:11I'm gonna beat you up!
16:13I'm gonna beat you up!
16:15I'm gonna beat you up!
16:17Let's do it.
16:19Which one stinks?
16:21Poop or fart?
16:23Let's do poop or fart.
16:25Ready, go!
16:27Poop or fart?
16:28Poop or fart?
16:29Poop or fart?
16:30Poop or fart?
16:31Poop or fart?
16:32Poop or fart?
16:33Poop or fart?
16:34Poop or fart?
16:35Speak properly.
16:39Speak properly.
16:40I'm pushing you.
16:41Poop spreads the smell in the world.
16:45Poop teaches the existence of poop.
16:48So, poop is grateful to poop.
16:51So, poop is grateful to poop.
16:55Ah!
16:58Poop!
17:06Poop teaches the existence of poop.
17:09So, poop is grateful to poop.
17:12So, poop is grateful to poop.
17:14Ah!
17:16Poop!
17:18Good luck!
17:20Good luck!
17:22Too strong!
17:24Poop! Poop! Poop!
17:26Poop!
17:28Poop!
17:30Poop!
17:32Poop!
17:34Yes!
17:35So, Chie and Ryo, which one is it?
17:37It's Ryo.
17:39Poop!
17:41He's not fighting.
17:42He's not fighting.
17:43Ryo, you should have said poop.
17:45Poop! Poop! Poop!
17:47It was pleasant.
17:50The score is 1 to 1.
17:52The battle is going to the final challenge.
17:56Are you ready?
17:57Murakami is not in a good mood today.
17:59He's not in a good mood today.
18:01He's not in a good mood.
18:03Choose a word.
18:05He's not in a good mood.
18:07I'm fine.
18:09Did you poop?
18:10Shut up, you idiot!
18:11Why dance....
18:12I mean, did you mention you're an expert at sports too?
18:15Yes.
18:16That's amazing..
18:19You guys didn't say anything right?
18:21We didn't, at all.
18:22But our director always told us to dance.
18:25Hey, watch my performance next week.
18:28Hey, watch me.
18:29That's it.
18:31This show is turning into a show to make you look like a man.
18:35You look bad.
18:38You look bad.
18:39sports
19:09I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die!
19:12I'm not gonna die, I'm not gonna die!
19:15I'm not gonna die!
19:19Crawl!
19:20Don't do the Duke!
19:22Michael Jackson, POW!
19:36Are you okay, guys? Are you okay?
19:38I'm not good with ginger.
19:40You're not good with ginger?
19:42I didn't do anything today.
19:44You can swim.
19:50He's swimming.
19:52He's looking for help.
20:04I'm a pancake.
20:06I'm a whipped cream boy.
20:36I'm good with my legs.
20:38I'm good with my mouth.
20:40I'm a very good shower.
20:42The story continues.
20:44Let's draw it.
20:463R in full force
20:483R in full force
20:503R in full force
20:523R in full force
20:54A new DVD in God Town
20:56Meijiuta Championship 2022-2023
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21:00Spinning Gitta
21:02Issue Daikakuto Special
21:04Check out the details on the show's website.
21:10When I'm doing something fun, I only ever start with a fight.
21:13That's the pattern.
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