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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel, my name's Kevin, I'm a geek, you're watching
00:14Kevin the Geek.
00:15This is Ghosts, it is series 2, episode 4.
00:18This one is apparently called the Thomas Thorn Affair, which I'm hoping relates to Thomas
00:27who is the Regency guy.
00:36So I'm hoping we might learn a bit more about his backstory, I mean I could be completely
00:41wrong there, but it would make sense.
00:45But of course this is series 2, episode 4, and it is also, as we had on the comments
00:51after last month's episode, which was of course one that featured and focused very heavily
00:57on the Captain, a number of people said this could be considered one of the best written
01:03episodes of the show.
01:04And I think people have been eagerly waiting for this one, so I'm not going to keep you
01:08in suspense any longer.
01:10Let's check out this episode.
01:12Okay, thank you Lady B. Right, for me, it's a nice day, so I would go for my tracky B's,
01:21my tracky T, and my white high techs.
01:25Apollo A7L space suit, liquid cooling, portable life support system, locking cuff, space man,
01:34yeah, really cool.
01:35It is cool.
01:36Julian?
01:37Trousers.
01:38Any sort of...
01:39No, any kind of trousers.
01:41It's funny, you don't miss them until they're gone.
01:44No.
01:45Kidding.
01:46Blue jeans and a green jumper, like Alice.
01:52Oh gosh, yes.
01:54Yes, we'd be like twins.
01:56Captain?
01:57Yes?
01:58Are you kidding?
01:59No.
02:00We're saying you get up in the morning and you can wear whatever you like.
02:03Thomas is wearing double denim with aviators.
02:06So...
02:07And Mary is wearing a dress made out of seashells.
02:10With a simple lobster hat.
02:13Still wouldn't change a thing.
02:14Alright, well, that's it for what I would wear if I could today.
02:18Today?
02:20Don't forget later, Julian will be giving a speech at 6pm sharp on the art of spin.
02:25Is that off-spin or leg-spin?
02:28Because...
02:29No, no, different kind of spin.
02:30It's a political tactic.
02:31Coined in the...
02:32Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:34Let's save it for later.
02:35Cool.
02:36Cool.
02:37Look at these bits I found out there.
02:38Could be valuable.
02:39Ooh.
02:40Interesting.
02:41That might be worth something.
02:42Like Queen Victoria.
02:43Oh, that's Elizabeth II.
02:45Which one's that?
02:46Our one.
02:47Oh, I despair.
02:48Might be something else worth something.
02:50There's an old pipe and whatever this is.
02:52Looks like a musket ball.
02:53Yes, I think it is.
02:54They think it's a musket ball.
02:56It is.
02:58Thomas, you don't think that it's the one?
03:00I know it.
03:01Oh!
03:02Oh, God.
03:04Oh, God, it burns!
03:06Mark me no more!
03:08Oh!
03:10It's a musket ball.
03:12Oh!
03:15Oh!
03:16Oh, oh, oh!
03:17Oh, oh, oh!
03:35You sure you want me to come?
03:37Everyone's bringing partners.
03:38Yeah, but it's your reunion.
03:40I didn't go to your school.
03:41I'll just be like a lemon.
03:43Obi's gonna be there.
03:44You can talk to him.
03:45Is that Kevin guy going?
03:47Kevin McMahon?
03:48You know who I'm talking about.
03:50Kevin!
03:51The one you dumped when you met me.
03:52I don't know.
03:53Maybe.
03:54Is his partner gonna be there?
03:56I don't know.
03:57I don't know if he has one.
03:58Right.
04:00OK.
04:01Yeah, cool.
04:02Are you OK?
04:03Yeah.
04:04Cool.
04:05OK.
04:06Cool.
04:07Cool, cool, cool, cool.
04:08It's not cool.
04:09Cool.
04:10It's not cool.
04:15Thomas?
04:16I wanted to apologize for my outburst earlier today.
04:19Which one?
04:20Oh, I can't wait to make light of it.
04:23Must have been a shock to see me so ruled by my emotions.
04:27Um...
04:28See, I was overcome with the memory of it all.
04:30Come in.
04:31It is not a pleasant thing to contemplate, as you can imagine.
04:34Yes.
04:35Perhaps I can give you account of the unhappy events of that fateful day.
04:39Oh, you don't have to.
04:41October 10th, 1824.
04:43OK.
04:44Please recount it.
04:45Autumnal afternoon.
04:48My cousin and I had accepted invitation to a gathering at Higham House,
04:53as it was then known.
04:55What a place.
04:56Imagine inheriting this.
04:58It's pleasant enough to visit.
05:00Wouldn't want to live here.
05:02The day's proceedings were to feature recitals of both music and poetry.
05:07Try not to embarrass me, cousin.
05:09I looked forward to unveiling my new work.
05:12But most of all, I looked forward to seeing once again Lord Higham's daughter.
05:18My beloved Isabel.
05:21OK.
05:23My heart is aflutter, cousin.
05:25Oh, she is fine indeed.
05:27Shall we speak to the girl?
05:29Nay, nay, nay, nay, nay.
05:30She is with her father.
05:32He does not know we have an attachment we cannot speak openly.
05:37Though I long to know that her feelings are unchanged.
05:41Write her a note, then.
05:43I will deliver it.
05:45I will be your cupid.
05:48I penned a note.
05:50Thanked my cousin.
05:51Thank you, cousin.
05:52And waited,
05:53breathed, bated,
05:54for the...
05:56Oh, wait!
06:00I am listening.
06:05Carry on.
06:07Snickers?
06:08Yes.
06:09What's wrong with marathon?
06:10Snickers just sounds like it's knickers.
06:13It's knickers.
06:14It's knickers.
06:15Well, is that a bad thing?
06:18No, I suppose not.
06:19But what does it mean?
06:20I mean, the word.
06:21It doesn't make any bloody sense, does it?
06:23Am I early?
06:24As usual.
06:25You and Lady B are always the first.
06:26What?
06:27I was just saying, you're always the first.
06:31You can set a clock by you two.
06:32Well, there's nothing wrong with being punctual.
06:35Anyway, it's not six yet,
06:36so let's talk amongst ourselves, shall we?
06:41Is it movie night?
06:51So your cousin gave you your letter?
06:53Yes.
06:55In the meantime,
06:56the day's entertainments had begun.
06:58Oh.
07:03And soon it came my turn to enthrall.
07:06And now, esteemed guests,
07:08we are honoured by a recital
07:10from our greatest living poet,
07:12Thomas Thorne.
07:17Come on, Thomas.
07:22Summer has aroused the twilight of life in the hay.
07:28Shadows long and dark.
07:31Time has passed since the honeymoon of May,
07:35and held aloft by rosy buds
07:40whose nectar sweet forbade
07:43how I longed to read her words.
07:46But Hermione and Roger is an epic poem,
07:48and I could not cheat my rapt audience.
07:51Upon the banks of the rushing ooze
07:54sits there a poor man's...
07:56Oh, welcome, Death.
07:58Two hours later,
07:59I finally reached the climax of the poem.
08:02On this earth,
08:03we are but the lodger,
08:07for she was his Hermione,
08:12and he, always,
08:16her Roger.
08:17That's not how you roll!
08:19That's not how you roll!
08:21The man's a genius.
08:23Oh, God.
08:28And silence for Lady Isabel.
08:33Her letter, cousin.
08:38Dear Mr. Thorne,
08:40I'm sorry, but I do not love you.
08:43Perhaps you misinterpreted my words or actions when last we met.
08:47What might you have done?
08:49I mean, you do maybe have a tendency to, you know,
08:53get the wrong idea.
08:55Yeah.
08:56Are you saying what I think you're saying?
08:58Yes.
08:59Almost definitely not.
09:01And again, not.
09:15Oh, he's winning, then, guys.
09:25That's creepy.
09:32I was just thinking the other day.
09:34There you go.
09:35They're late.
09:36Almost the same ones.
09:38What else have they got to do?
09:40I know. Not stuck in traffic, are they?
09:42Or washing their hair?
09:43Let's play a game to pass the time.
09:45How about Grandma went to the shops and bought an apple?
09:48Not this.
09:52As my sweetheart played on, I was wracked with confusion.
09:58You're not fathoming.
10:00Her affections were so clear before.
10:02Poor cousin.
10:05Perhaps her father has discovered us and forbidden the match.
10:09I must know.
10:11Let her tell me to my face at least.
10:13I don't care, cousin.
10:14I wouldn't want you further hurt in this.
10:20Shall we take our leave?
10:21Stand aside, cousin.
10:22Excuse me.
10:23Excuse me.
10:24Oh, this is going to go well.
10:27The girl's unbearable, ugly and untalented.
10:32Unbearable, you say?
10:35Untalented, you say?
10:38Damn your eyes, I say!
10:41Damn your head, shoulders, knees and toes!
10:46And what concern is it of yours?
10:48I happen to love that woman of whom you speak.
10:52And I demand satisfaction.
10:55If her father thought me unworthy before, he certainly thought me worthy now.
11:03Very well.
11:09Good luck, cousin.
11:12The evening air was cold.
11:15Those of steady stomach came to witness my bravery.
11:23Mark out your places.
11:44What a bastard!
11:47Thomas!
11:48Cousin!
11:50He didn't get to twenty.
11:52I am shocked.
11:54He cheated the coward.
12:02I am done for.
12:05May God welcome me to heaven.
12:08My beloved!
12:11My darling!
12:14How foolish was I to believe Papa would not approve.
12:18You are the best of men.
12:22Kiss me.
12:24As the French do.
12:35That didn't happen.
12:38What?
12:39Didn't happen.
12:40I was there.
12:44Of course you were.
12:46Now that's how I remembered it.
12:48Go on, Robin.
12:49I remember it.
12:51Are we really going to...
12:52Let's hear it.
12:59They came back to the beginning.
13:06I was getting into that.
13:07I was getting really choked up.
13:10I mean, yeah, what a bastard.
13:12He shoot him in the back.
13:14Unless that didn't happen how he said it happened and we say it differently.
13:22It's big, nice house.
13:24Nice to come.
13:26May not want to live here.
13:31After he cleaned poo from his lady shoes, he comes...
13:36Oh, what you got there?
13:39Ta-da!
13:41Look at that.
13:43What's so good?
13:46No!
13:49Do it again.
13:51Do it again.
13:52Now, a man called Thomas do poem.
13:57Nice one, Thomas.
14:00Something about flowers or wine or girls or something.
14:05It was big boring, but outside something happened.
14:10Blink one for yes, two for no.
14:14No.
14:16Ready?
14:18Well, something was in ground.
14:25I have six sense of...
14:27I follow.
14:34And then I see baby dear dead.
14:42What beast did this?
14:44What creature?
14:46What demon?
14:49It's a bit off topic.
14:52Nothing to do with how I died.
14:54Oh, I remember that.
14:57Yes.
14:58You two as well.
15:00This is amazing.
15:01OK, you're sure?
15:03Is he definitely going tonight?
15:05Well, I mean, the event page says he is.
15:08Grandma went to the shops and bought an apple,
15:11a packet of monster crunch...
15:13Munch?
15:14Munch, a bottle of sherry,
15:16Playboy magazine,
15:18an...
15:20An Enfield number two standard issue revolver.
15:22Yes, that.
15:24He knows a boxer now.
15:25Yeah, he got into that in prison.
15:27Prison?
15:28A swing ball and...
15:29And a...
15:31A...
15:33That's your girl, it can mean anything.
15:35A...
15:36Lace brassiere.
15:38Oh, saucy.
15:41What are you worried about anyway?
15:43Unless I dumped him when she met me.
15:45Oh, did she?
15:47It was ages ago, wasn't it?
15:49So he'd be over it by now, wouldn't he?
15:51Probably, yeah.
15:55Mary, you must remember...
15:56Is that the one on the phone there?
15:57Sorry to...
15:59Is that the guy who plays Joey in Ben Dorm?
16:02Because I'm currently on series eight,
16:04which is in...
16:05I don't know if he's in prison anymore,
16:06but he's at least in that.
16:09Is that him?
16:10He looks a bit familiar.
16:12Oh, yeah.
16:13I remembers it well.
16:15Here we go.
16:16Go on.
16:17Go on, Mary.
16:18The room was full of dandies and wenches
16:21talking and floating about the place.
16:25They had wine coming out of their ears.
16:30The people all laughed and danced.
16:36When Thomas came in,
16:38Lady Isabel,
16:39little look at him,
16:41said aye to Annie.
16:43Is he the man of which she spoke?
16:45Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.
16:47Annie?
16:48Who's Annie?
16:49Oh, you never told me.
16:51Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:52Annie ghosted here
16:53for a hundred year or more.
16:55True friend to me.
16:57See.
16:58Till she got sucked off.
17:00I'm sorry.
17:01What?
17:03Like moved on.
17:04Oh, yeah,
17:05there's many that's been sucked off in this house.
17:07I used to dream the day that I would be sucked off.
17:10Moved on.
17:11But I've long since given up hope of ever being sucked off.
17:14Anyways, Annie and...
17:24Oh,
17:25I wasn't expecting that.
17:33I did watch
17:34and Thomas said his poem.
17:36Summer hath aroused
17:38the twilights of lights in the haze.
17:41And the people all turned to statues.
17:44Time has passed.
17:45Honestly, I think they died of boredoms.
17:48Come now, this is a nonsense.
17:50I says it as I remembers.
17:51I says it, mate.
17:52Kitty,
17:53you must have been there too.
17:54Yes.
17:55And me.
17:56Good God,
17:57how long have I been there?
17:58About the whole time.
18:00Yeah, I remember it.
18:01So many beautiful shoes.
18:03Some here,
18:04some flat,
18:05one pair of boots with lovely buckles.
18:07Did you just see shoes?
18:09Pretty much, yeah.
18:11Kitty, what did you see?
18:13Oh, I don't know if I should say.
18:15Aren't you meant to be going out with Michael this evening?
18:17We've already entertained you long enough.
18:19No, but I want to hear what Kitty saw.
18:20Mike!
18:21Mike, I'll be five minutes.
18:23Take your time.
18:26Great.
18:27Perfect.
18:28Fantastic.
18:29Go on, Kitty.
18:30All right, well,
18:31to start with, it was so exciting.
18:35All sorts of interesting people coming to the house.
18:38Food laid out on a table.
18:42What kind of food?
18:44Come one, come all, the more the merrier.
18:47We're only talking about my death.
18:49We were supposed to muster at 1800 hours in the common room
18:51for Julian's talk.
18:52Postpone it.
18:53You've literally got forever.
18:55Carry on, Kitty.
18:56Unless I get sucked off.
18:57Where was I?
18:58You were talking about a spread.
19:00Now, was it like a buffet sort of thing?
19:02You know, cheese and pineapple.
19:03Pineapple?
19:04No.
19:05Goodness, no.
19:06They were wealthy, but they weren't royalty.
19:10I remember Thomas arriving.
19:12So in love with Lady Isabel.
19:14Is he the man of which she spoke?
19:16Looks a silly ass.
19:19I remember his poem.
19:21Welcome death, oh, sweetest sleep.
19:24Let's get to the good bit.
19:26But it must have been funny because people were giggling.
19:29And he, always.
19:32Ah, Roger.
19:37Man's a penis.
19:40And I remember the argument.
19:42Thomas didn't like something he heard.
19:44What do you think of this Shelley woman I keep hearing about?
19:46She's unbearable.
19:47Ugly and untalented.
19:50Shelley?
19:51Oh.
19:52No, that can't be right.
19:53You've got that wrong.
19:54That's what I heard.
19:55Mary Shelley, the writer.
19:57Unbearable, you say?
19:59Untalented, you say?
20:01Damn your eyes, I say!
20:04Damn your head!
20:06Shoulders, knees and toes, sir.
20:11And what concern is it of yours?
20:14I happen to love that woman of whom you speak.
20:18And I...
20:19Sorry, does anyone of you have a glove?
20:22Can I borrow your glove?
20:23No.
20:24Fine.
20:25Imagine the glove.
20:27I demand satisfaction!
20:31Very well.
20:32Really?
20:33Yes.
20:34God.
20:35Good.
20:37Good God.
20:39Lady Isabel, do you not see what Thomas has done?
20:41Why are they dueling?
20:43Over Mary Shelley.
20:44Apparently the poet is in love with her.
20:47Seven.
20:48Eight.
20:49Nine.
20:50Ten.
20:53What?
20:54What?
21:02Captain!
21:04Kitty was telling the story.
21:06You weren't even there.
21:08Well, that's what I would have done.
21:09Close call to battle, isn't it?
21:12Jesus!
21:13Jesus!
21:14I don't know how that went.
21:15That's all I wanted to do.
21:16It was so funny.
21:20Alison.
21:21I just want to hear what...
21:22Alison.
21:23Hi.
21:24Hi, sorry.
21:25I'm going to be down in like one second.
21:26I just...
21:27Shh!
21:28Shh!
21:29Looks like you've got something to deal with here.
21:30Maybe second thoughts about the reunion?
21:31That's cool.
21:32We don't have to go.
21:33No problem.
21:34What?
21:35I can just...
21:36No, no, no.
21:37We're still going to go.
21:38I just need to finish something real quick.
21:39Yeah, it's just that I actually...
21:40Just really quickly.
21:42Everyone, just let Kitty finish.
21:44Okay.
21:45They marched away from each other.
21:47I could hardly bear to watch.
21:52Five.
21:53Six.
21:54Do you still see him in the back?
21:56One.
21:57Two.
21:58Three.
21:59Four.
22:00Five.
22:01Six.
22:02Seven.
22:03Eight.
22:04Nine.
22:0510.
22:0611.
22:0712.
22:0813.
22:0914.
22:1015.
22:1116.
22:1217.
22:1318.
22:1419.
22:1520.
22:16Cousin!
22:17He didn't get to 20.
22:18I am shocked.
22:19He cheated the coward.
22:20I know she doesn't love me, but please fetch Isabel that I might say goodbye to her.
22:21Of course.
22:22Oh.
22:23Oh.
22:24Oh.
22:25Oh.
22:26Oh.
22:27Oh.
22:28Oh.
22:29Oh.
22:30Oh.
22:31Oh.
22:32Oh.
22:33Oh.
22:34Oh.
22:35Oh.
22:36Oh.
22:37Oh.
22:38Oh.
22:39Oh.
22:40Oh.
22:41Oh.
22:42Oh.
22:43Oh.
22:44He waited.
22:46And waited.
22:48No!
22:50But she never came.
23:12You OK?
23:17Fine, yeah, just something in my eye.
23:20Ahem.
23:21So now you know.
23:23I wanted you to believe better of me, but the truth is...
23:27I was a fool.
23:30A fool who died alone and unloved.
23:33Hang on, your cousin, he wasn't wearing boots with bronze buckles, was he?
23:38We're finished now, Humphrey.
23:40Yes, why?
23:42Well, who was he writing letters to?
23:44What?
23:45Well, he wrote two letters.
23:48On the stairs, where I was.
23:51Oh.
23:52Why would he...
23:54Please fetch Isabel, that I might say goodbye.
23:58No.
23:59Of course.
24:00Oh.
24:02No.
24:04What a place.
24:06Imagine inheriting this.
24:09My heart is aflutter, cousin.
24:11She is fine, indeed.
24:12Write her a note, then.
24:14I will deliver it.
24:15I will be your Cupid.
24:17Thank you, cousin.
24:19Oh, no.
24:23No.
24:28Please understand.
24:30I do not love you.
24:32Thomas Thorpe.
24:36And held aloft by rosy buds.
24:39How could his feelings have cooled so quickly?
24:41You deserve better.
24:42My cousin, how can I say this, has many fancies.
24:47A typical poet.
24:48Oh.
24:51Nectar sweet forbade.
24:55Dear Mr. Thorpe, I'm sorry, but I do not love you.
24:59I must know.
25:01Let her tell me to my face, please.
25:03Have a care, cousin.
25:05I would not want you further hurt in this.
25:07Come to think of it, it was Francis who told me about the officer.
25:11Excuse me.
25:13Say, what do you think of this Shelley woman I keep hearing about?
25:16Oh, she's unbearable.
25:17Ugly and untalented.
25:21He called Isabel unbearable and untalented.
25:25Damn your eyes, I say!
25:27Very well.
25:30Twenty paces, cousin.
25:31Twenty.
25:33Damn!
25:36Don't.
25:43You didn't get to twenty.
25:44Thomas!
25:45Cousin!
25:46I'm shot.
25:48He cheated the coward.
25:49Please fetch Isabel.
25:51That I might say goodbye.
25:53Of course.
26:04Hmm.
26:06But he didn't fetch her.
26:08He was taken too soon.
26:10He is gone.
26:11He is gone.
26:12There's nothing we can do.
26:13Oh, God, Thomas!
26:14Oh, you poor thing.
26:16Oh, but he's put you through.
26:17It is not fair.
26:19Let me lend you some comfort.
26:21Oh, you are kind.
26:23Forgive me.
26:24I don't even know your name.
26:26Button.
26:27Francis Button.
26:30Button.
26:31Yes.
26:32They got married.
26:33It was their son who returned here to live.
26:35My George's grandfather.
26:37Oh.
26:38This letter is a lie.
26:41I thought it was not her usual hand.
26:43And her name is misspelled.
26:45I just thought she'd written it in a hurry.
26:48All those years I thought I'd been spurned,
26:51when really she did love me.
26:55Does that make you feel any better?
26:58No, it's worse.
27:01Wait, hold on.
27:02Button, so that means we're related?
27:05Yes.
27:06No.
27:07I mean very distantly related.
27:09Our children would be fine.
27:11Well, we are related, if you go that far enough.
27:14Yeah, you all come from me and my sister.
27:17Mm-hmm.
27:20Yeah, joking.
27:23Right, that's quite enough of this nonsense.
27:25Shall we go and listen to Julian's talk?
27:27It's only 43 minutes late.
27:28What be it about?
27:29The art of spin.
27:31How the same fact or story can be told in different ways
27:34to, you know, promote a particular bias.
27:36Well, I think we've covered that.
27:38Yeah.
27:39Well done, Humphrey.
27:40Not just a pretty face.
27:42Well, I am.
27:43Yes, I suppose you are.
27:52Right, shall we hit the road?
27:53I don't want to go.
27:55What?
27:56What?
27:57I don't want to go.
27:58Because Kevin, right, you dumped him for me,
28:00and I looked him up and he's a boxer.
28:02He fights people.
28:03And Obi says he's done time.
28:04So if he's not over you, I don't want to go because...
28:06He dumped me.
28:09What?
28:10He dumped me.
28:13I told you that I dumped him
28:15because I thought it made it sound better.
28:18And I wanted to make you think that I was choosing you.
28:20Which I was.
28:21No, I was choosing you.
28:22So I was a rebound.
28:23No.
28:25Well, kind of, at first.
28:28Look, he's not going to be angry at you
28:30because he dumped me.
28:33And I'm glad he did.
28:41Come on, then, let's go.
28:43Also, I don't know what you're worried about
28:45because you're a black belt in taekwondo.
28:50I did say that.
28:56Oh, Thomas.
29:20Fuck!
29:26Oh, my word.
29:31Oh, my word.
29:33That had everything.
29:36That had everything in that episode.
29:40Oh, my word.
29:42Right, I'll get to the specifics of the Thomas thing
29:46in just a brief second.
29:48Oh, my word.
29:51So, in terms of the storytelling mechanics of it,
30:00brilliant, ingenious.
30:03You know, because I was thinking,
30:07okay, they're telling this story
30:10and we're quite early on in the episode.
30:14I was thinking, oh, they're going to leave the big
30:17sort of climactic moment of the death
30:20until towards the end.
30:22I was like, they're doing this a bit early.
30:25This is a bit strange, you know.
30:29And the telling of it was all good.
30:31And then she's like, kiss me like the French do.
30:36I'm like, that's a bit odd.
30:40And then she mounts him and I'm like,
30:44what?
30:47I'm literally screaming my head off.
30:49This isn't right.
30:52And then, of course, they come in and go,
30:54I was there.
30:55That's not what happened.
30:56I'm like, ah, okay.
30:58And then, obviously, Robin slaps her
31:00and then it just snowballs on.
31:02And, yeah, just the way it was done.
31:04And the ending part of it and that twist and that reveal.
31:09I mean, I'm not going to lie.
31:11For me, it's like inside number nine levels of plot twists.
31:16Like, I did not see that coming.
31:19I mean, I should have done.
31:21They made it very clear.
31:23But, of course, all you're focusing on is Thomas.
31:28So, yeah.
31:31That, I mean, okay, so what?
31:36So we officially know how Pat died.
31:40Because that was obviously the arrow through the neck.
31:44Which, that was an emotional episode when we saw that one.
31:49But that was probably more so, I think,
31:51him seeing his family towards the end.
31:54And the grandkids and things.
32:00Mary, we at least learned last episode.
32:04If not earlier.
32:06I mean, because someone said it in the comments.
32:08Like, they thought that it revealed that she was burnt at the stake.
32:11Like, in the first series.
32:13If that was, I completely missed it.
32:16But, you know, we know that she's burnt at the stake.
32:20Which is tragic enough as it's that.
32:22But we're not seeing anything yet with that.
32:24So it'll be interesting if we learn anything more about that.
32:28The Captain.
32:31No, we didn't learn anything about his death in that last episode.
32:36So I presume we still need to learn about how he died.
32:41Julian.
32:43Again, we don't know about him yet.
32:45Oh, Kitty.
32:47Yeah, we know about that being the husband.
32:50But that was one akin, I mentioned that last time out.
32:53And I sort of completely forgot that we'd sort of learned that one.
32:58So, yeah, I want to learn a bit more into Kitty's backstory.
33:11No, hang on.
33:12No, I'm not talking about Kitty.
33:13No, hang on.
33:15Is it Fran?
33:17This is the thing.
33:18There's so many characters.
33:19I always lose track of which one is who.
33:23I will get that.
33:24I will get that at some point.
33:27Oh, my God.
33:29But, yeah, that is just heartbreakingly tragic.
33:36The fact that he was also needless.
33:43Yeah.
33:44I mean, I called the guy who shot him.
33:49I called him a bit of a bastard for shooting him in the back.
33:52I feel a bit bad now.
33:53And I should maybe reverse that.
33:56I don't know.
33:57I don't know.
34:00Anybody who's a true knowledge meister of the etiquette of the duel, let me know.
34:10Because, I mean, I don't even know how a duel is supposed to happen.
34:15Is it like you're supposed to go to ten paces, you turn, and then you're like.
34:19It's almost like a Western shootout.
34:21You've both got it.
34:22And it's pretty much whoever's first to draw and shoot and kill the other person.
34:27But if that is, then he's still a bit of a bastard.
34:31Because it's like, okay, he's not.
34:33He's going further than you're supposed to.
34:37And you're still shooting him in the back.
34:41Yeah, I don't know.
34:42But the cousin.
34:44Oh, he.
34:46Yeah.
34:48He is.
34:50He's the villain of this piece.
34:52He truly is.
34:53And he seems so nice and sweet and everything.
34:55And, wow.
34:57What an ending.
34:58So, yeah.
35:02I mean, like I said, he's very much like an Inside No. 9 sort of level twist.
35:07Which I'm actually due to do.
35:10I'm recording next the episode which is going to come out later this week on Friday.
35:15I'm going to do that episode literally in just a couple of days.
35:20So, yeah.
35:24I'll be interested to see if anything in Inside No. 9 can top that one.
35:28Because that was probably the biggest twist I just did not see coming.
35:33And I can be good at seeing sort of plot twists.
35:37And kind of have an idea where they may be happening.
35:40But that, I just, no, didn't see it coming.
35:43Didn't see it coming.
35:44And, yeah.
35:45You guys weren't wrong when you said that that is a very well written episode.
35:49And if you say that's one of the best well written ones.
35:52I mean, it would be sad in a way that I don't quite get to experience that level of high again.
36:00But, hey, I still got to enjoy it.
36:02And I loved it.
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36:09But, yeah.
36:10Damn, that was a good episode.
36:13A damn good episode.
36:16But that's going to do it for today.
36:18So, thank you so very much for joining me.
36:20For now, my name's Kevin.
36:22I'm a geek.
36:23And you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
36:25Goodbye.