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00:00Hello everybody, welcome back to the channel. My name is Kevin, I'm a geek, you are watching
00:18KevinGeek and welcome back to episode 2 of my double header day for Goodnight Sweetheart.
00:25If you missed it, earlier on today I released the reaction to series 2 episode 1. Now we're
00:31checking out series 2 episode 2. Let's check it out.
00:35A new day has dawned. A new day has dawned.
00:41I got it bad, and that ain't good.
00:44Gary, I think we'll find out in the evening's standard. Listen to this. Interior designer
00:47Pierre Boutier in North West Hampstead.
00:49Hampstead?
00:50Well, you've got to be creative to sell a house these days. I mean, nobody wants to live
00:54in Cricklewood, do they?
00:55Well, why don't you go to Hull Hog, eh? Incredibly spacious Manhattan-style warehouse apartment
01:00with swimming pool, tennis court and rare species aviary. Five minutes from do it all.
01:06Well, we've got to sell the house somehow, otherwise we'll lose Maple Avenue.
01:10Yeah, looking on the bright side.
01:11Oh, never mind. Come to bed.
01:15Why?
01:15Because it's bedtime and you're not a bat.
01:19Do you know what day it is today, Gary?
01:21Yeah, say it's day.
01:21I didn't mean that.
01:23Well, it's not Ascension Day because that was the Thursday before last,
01:26and it's not the Islamic New Year because that's the Friday after next.
01:30Is it the Queen Mother's official birthday, God bless her?
01:32No, it is the most fertile day of my cycle.
01:35Really?
01:36Well, that wasn't in my Let's Boy Scout diary.
01:40You know, I've got a good mind to dash off an angry diatribe to the editor.
01:43Don't you want to have a baby?
01:45I'm not really that hungry.
01:48Get your shorts off and get into bed.
01:50Whoa!
01:51Where'd you learn your foreplay technique, the Gestapo?
01:54Well, don't you like it when I take the initiative?
01:56Yeah, sometimes, just...
01:58Well, I don't really feel like it tonight.
02:00What, you don't feel like it or you're not up to it?
02:02Well, same thing.
02:03No, it's not the same thing, Gary.
02:05One is a matter of preference, the other is a matter of sexual dysfunction.
02:08Look, I don't need this pressure, Yvonne.
02:10What pressure?
02:11Oh, come on, you know, I mean moving house, having a baby,
02:15trying to hold down a demanding job in the remorseless world of television repair.
02:18Oh, look, I know it may not be an ideal time,
02:21but if we wait until we can afford for me to give up work,
02:24we'll never have a family.
02:25Pressure, pressure.
02:26Oh, Gary, don't get yourself into a state.
02:30Look, Yvonne...
02:32Look, I'm sorry, but not to put too fine a point on it, I...
02:35I can't put too fine a point on it, okay?
02:43I... I... I'm sort of on Gary's side for that,
02:47because it's all well and good for the woman to say,
02:50yeah, let's just have sex as a guy.
02:55Sometimes your... your guy has a mind of its own.
03:00It happens when you don't want it to happen, when you least expect it,
03:05and occasionally when you do want it to happen, it doesn't appear.
03:11You can't just flick a light switch.
03:13Have you seen the price of disposable nappies?
03:16I was checking out Mothercare the other day.
03:18I see.
03:19So you reckon it's the cost of what our transatlantic cousins call,
03:23for some unknown reason, diapers,
03:26that you rendered incapable of satisfying your spouse?
03:29Of course not.
03:30It's just that, well, since Yvonne started going on about babies,
03:34I haven't felt a thing south of the navel.
03:38Have you observed the two comely wenches in yonder kayak?
03:41Not really.
03:42Oh, if I was 15 years younger.
03:45And not married.
03:4550 pounds lighter.
03:47Oh!
03:49And about we're in here, pal.
03:50What are you talking about?
03:53I knew it! I've seen it all before.
03:56They're trying to pick us up.
04:01Oh, don't be so naive.
04:02The blonde one rose for England in the coxless pairs.
04:04They're in me birth, son.
04:06Ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:08They're in me birth, son.
04:10Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
04:12I just got that.
04:17Have you seen a doctor?
04:19No, you're joking. Why?
04:21Well, it could be physical.
04:23Well, how would they find out?
04:25They observe you in bed.
04:29Oh, you mean while me and Phoebe are actually...
04:31No, while you're a kip.
04:34They wire up the recalcitrant appendage just before you go to sleep.
04:38Oh, natural, of course.
04:39And then they video you through the night.
04:41And if you get excited in your dreams, they know it's just psychological.
04:46Under those circumstances, I'd be lucky if I could raise a smile.
04:50It's in the strictest confidence.
04:52So how come you know all about it, then?
04:55I had a cousin who used to work in one of those clinics.
04:58He brought this video around once.
04:59Did we have a laugh?
05:04He got the sack.
05:06Ah, makes sense.
05:07Thanks for all your friendly advice, Ronald.
05:09Been completely useless, as usual.
05:12Hang on.
05:15Do you know what you just said?
05:17Yes, what?
05:19You said, when Phoebe and I...
05:23No, I didn't.
05:24Did he?
05:25Hang on, let me just get back.
05:27Yes, what, Ronald?
05:29Been completely useless, as usual.
05:32Hang on.
05:34He got the sack.
05:37Thanks for all your friendly advice, Ronald.
05:39Been completely useless, as usual.
05:42Hang on.
05:43Hang on.
05:45How far do I have to go back for that?
05:46Dreams, they know it's just psychological.
05:50Under those circumstances, I'd be lucky if I could raise a smile.
05:53It's in the strictest confidence.
05:56So how come you know all about it, then?
05:58I had a cousin who used to work in one of those clinics.
06:01He brought this video around once.
06:03Did we have a laugh?
06:04I ain't going back any further.
06:06He got the sack.
06:08Thanks for all your friendly advice, Ronald.
06:11Been completely useless, as usual.
06:12I'll watch it in my own time.
06:13Hang on.
06:15What?
06:16Do you know what you just said?
06:18Yes, what?
06:20You said, when Phoebe and I...
06:24No, I didn't.
06:28Did he?
06:29That's your problem.
06:31You had said, when Phoebe and I...
06:33Your head says, I love Yvonne.
06:36But your loins are growling, where's that Phoebe?
06:41You've got to go back and see her.
06:43If you get a reaction, then you'll know for sure
06:45there's nothing physically wrong with you, wouldn't you?
06:47No, that'd confuse things even more.
06:49It doesn't matter.
06:51You've got no choice.
06:54It's your destiny.
06:56You can't close the book until you finish the story.
07:04He's never going to be able to just leave Phoebe, is he?
07:08Same for me.
07:11I'm sorry Gary wasn't here.
07:13It's usually home by six.
07:15We're including the curtains and the carpets in the asking price, by the way.
07:18Really?
07:19Must you?
07:20Ooh!
07:23Whose car is that?
07:25I forgot.
07:26I'm sorry.
07:27Obviously.
07:28Hi, I'm Gary.
07:29Frederick.
07:30Hi.
07:30Joe.
07:31Hi.
07:31I promised you'd be home by six, Gary.
07:33Yeah, I'm sorry.
07:33I had a really important meeting.
07:35Television repairmen don't have meetings.
07:39They have wives who show them up in front of strangers.
07:41Ooh!
07:43Really?
07:43I went to see Ron.
07:44I wanted to ask his advice.
07:46Honestly, you spend more time with Ron than you do with me.
07:49Are you sure you two aren't having an affair?
07:55Joe, let's pop up to the spare room.
07:58There's something I need to measure.
08:02They seem really nice.
08:06Yes, of course they're nice.
08:07Why shouldn't they be nice?
08:08Do you think they're serious clients?
08:10Oh, well, the question is, are we serious sellers?
08:12What do you mean?
08:13Good question.
08:13I mean, do we really want a bigger house and a bigger mortgage and a baby?
08:17Well, isn't this exactly what I've been saying?
08:19After all, we're happy here.
08:21Happy?
08:21I'm not sure if we're even compatible.
08:23And what exactly is that?
08:26Are we intruding?
08:27No, no.
08:28No, no, I've just got to pop to the kitchen.
08:30I've got something in the oven.
08:35Lovely.
08:36So, what do you think of the house?
08:38Oh, it's very, um, compact, to say the least.
08:42But it's nice.
08:43Nice atmosphere.
08:45I wouldn't say that at the moment.
08:47Though we do think we've spotted a small damp patch in the bedroom.
08:55You've got some fantastic blues records.
08:57Yeah, yeah, thanks.
08:58Oh, look.
09:00Robert Pete Williams, free again.
09:03Well, I was listening to it last night.
09:05It's on the turntable.
09:06I put it on.
09:06Yeah?
09:07Yeah.
09:07Great.
09:09It's the Prestige Bluesville reissue.
09:11I had the original blues way recording.
09:13Yeah.
09:14Till Joe put a hot iron on it.
09:15Oh, no.
09:21Gary!
09:22Why are you always inflicting your taste on other people?
09:25Inflicting?
09:26This is fantastic.
09:27Go on, then.
09:32Do you, uh, play at all, Gary?
09:34Well, I dabble, you know.
09:35A bit of piano, harmonica.
09:37Yeah?
09:38Well, I play bottleneck steel guitar.
09:40Yeah?
09:40Yeah.
09:41Maybe we should get together and have a jam.
09:43Yeah, brilliant.
09:47Yeah, well, uh, thanks for showing us around.
09:50It's really nice.
09:51Could be really nice.
09:53We'll, uh, have a little think and we'll be in touch.
09:56Maybe.
09:56All right, well, I'll see you out.
10:00Now, listen, give us a ring about the jam session.
10:02I mean, it doesn't matter if you hate the house.
10:03Great.
10:04Yeah, sure.
10:04All right, thank you.
10:05Thanks, then.
10:10They're really great guys.
10:11Especially that Frederick.
10:13Now, where did I put my mouth organ?
10:15You know the gay, don't you?
10:16The last time I saw it, it was...
10:18You what?
10:20You know the gay.
10:21They're a couple.
10:22An item.
10:24Don't be stupid.
10:27Fred plays bottleneck steel guitar.
10:31Well, didn't you notice that Joe had a small pink triangle on his jacket?
10:35Yeah, so?
10:36What's that signify?
10:37Oh, you're so gauche, Gary.
10:39The pink triangle is a sign of gay pride.
10:42You know, like mother's pride, but without...
10:44Oh, was that a precursor to the sort of, you know, the multicolored pride flag?
10:50So isn't it interesting, eh, that a mutual attraction should spring up between you
10:55and that Frederick?
10:56Yvonne, that's not funny.
10:58No, it's nothing to be ashamed of, Gary.
10:59It's a well-known fact that up to 20% of married men are bisexual.
11:03And that's nearly as many as vote Liberal Democrat.
11:07What, so just because I voted Liberal Democrat?
11:09Well, it could explain your difficulties on the procreative front.
11:12Hey, I've never had any trouble before, have I?
11:15All right, I may not have scored many sixes for artistic content,
11:18but I always got good marks for technical merit.
11:19Yeah.
11:20Actually, quite...
11:21Sorry to interrupt.
11:22It's quite ironic that of today that I'm releasing this video.
11:27It's actually the general election day.
11:28I've literally only just remembered, because obviously I'm recording this in advance.
11:32Um, yeah.
11:35Um, I wonder if the Tories are gonna be able to squeeze 20% of the votes,
11:40because the way it's looking, maybe not.
11:43Before, it was just the fun.
11:45When it comes down to the creation of a new life, the continuance of humankind.
11:49I've had enough of this. I'm going out.
11:50Well, what about dinner?
11:52I'll get a Big Mac.
11:53Oh, well, if you get caught for flashing, don't come running after me.
12:22There she is.
12:27I've got to say, that uniform looks good on Phoebe.
12:30Go on, hop it now.
12:33How much?
12:34Five and a tenner, love.
12:35What? Well, that's daylight robbery.
12:38It is silk, love.
12:39Oh, I wasn't born yesterday.
12:40It's rayon, and it's cheap rayon into the bargain.
12:43I'll give you five and six for it.
12:45Oi, I didn't say I didn't want it, did I?
12:47Phoebe, where the hell is she?
12:52You are turning into a regular bad penny, aren't you?
12:55Yes.
12:56Why aren't you in America filming your My Fair Lady?
13:00Because by the time I got back there, they decided to drop my film altogether.
13:04They're only making war movies now.
13:06It's ironic, isn't it?
13:09Why are you always coming round here anyway?
13:13Well, I don't know.
13:14To see you, maybe?
13:16Or maybe you don't have a home to go to.
13:19As it happens, I don't.
13:22I got bombed out while I was away.
13:24Oh, Gary, really?
13:25Yeah.
13:26A bit of my Bechstein to smithereens.
13:28Oh, that's awful.
13:30Did it suffer?
13:33No, Bechstein's a grand piano.
13:36Oh.
13:37Oh, yeah.
13:39I thought he was one of them sausage dogs.
13:43No, that's a Dachshund.
13:45And they're German.
13:46So they've all been interned in special alien dog camps on the Isle of Man.
13:50You don't take anything serious, do you?
13:56Where are you staying?
13:58I don't know.
13:59Find somewhere, I suppose.
14:00Yeah.
14:02Because you're not short of a bob or two.
14:04I expect you'll have your usual suite at the Savoy, won't you?
14:08Somewhere to entertain the ladies, eh?
14:15She is feisty.
14:17I love it.
14:20Yeah, why'd you start me buying that lad?
14:26His enclosures were actually reached crippled yet.
14:29Well, it was because of...
14:35What's this?
14:36Well, open it and see.
14:41This is lovely paper, Gary.
14:45Oh.
14:46It's silk.
14:48And not from a parachute, either.
14:49Oh, it's gorgeous.
14:53Look at you.
14:54The cat who got the cream.
14:57I know how your mind works, Gary Sparrow.
15:00Come and go as you please.
15:02Bring her a present.
15:03She'll be putty in your hands.
15:05Well, you don't turn my head that easily.
15:07Look at you brave boys.
15:09Gary, how the conquering hero comes, eh?
15:12I'd like to know what's so heroic about writing stupid songs.
15:16I used to think my songs were stupid.
15:18Phoebe used to love them.
15:20She's turning into a bit of a dad, isn't she?
15:22Oh, I love it.
15:24Well, since Dad died, I've done a lot of thinking.
15:27And there's a war on.
15:29And we've got to win it.
15:30And everyone has to pull their weight, not muck about writing tunes.
15:33Oh, come on, Phoebe.
15:34That's not very fair.
15:36Where would our morale be without one of Gary's little songs?
15:39I can't get no satisfaction.
15:45Plenty of good songs from before the war.
15:47It's soldiers we need, not lounge lizards.
15:49Well, you won't want to hear my latest one, then.
15:51I wrote it for you.
15:53I've heard it all before.
15:54It's called If You Leave Me Now.
15:58Do me a favour.
16:01Oh, go on, then.
16:04If you leave me now, I'll take your biggest part of me.
16:09If you leave me now, you'll take away the biggest part of me.
16:16Oh.
16:20Oh.
16:23Oh.
16:24What exactly do you mean by the biggest part of you?
16:28Don't ask.
16:30So, how long has Rudolf Valentino been a regular?
16:34Oh, his name's Ludo.
16:35You know, like the board game.
16:37Ludo?
16:37Looks like he's already thrown a six to start.
16:41Where's he from?
16:42I don't know, but he's definitely foreign.
16:44Polish or Welsh or something.
16:47Hey, what?
16:47Could be a real war hero.
16:49As opposed to myself, eh?
16:50The lily-livered lyricist.
16:52He's been coming in here every day the last fortnight, making a right fuss of her.
16:56She says he reminds her of her dad.
16:58She didn't like her dad.
16:59Not when he was alive.
17:00Now he's dead, she's changed her mind.
17:03Women, eh?
17:04They tell you they've got a headache, then you come home early,
17:06find them rolling all over the line, over half the Canadian Air Force.
17:09Oh!
17:11Reg mentioned about his wife and about a Canadian last episode.
17:16Is she having it away with a Canadian soldier?
17:18Oh!
17:20Don't want to wear my troubles.
17:22Oh, Reg!
17:23Excuse me.
17:24Yes?
17:25I'd like a scotch, please.
17:26Oh, what the hell?
17:27Drinks all round.
17:28Reg, come and give us a hand.
17:30Rockefeller's just pushed the boat out.
17:33Your boat's round here?
17:36I do not think that we've been introduced.
17:39I am a stickler for the English niceties.
17:41He's not Welsh.
17:42Sparrow.
17:44An introduction needs to be made by a third party.
17:46Phoebe, my dear, if you'd be so kind.
17:49Gary Ledo, Ledo Gary.
17:53So, are you based round here, if you don't mind my asking?
17:55Well, naturally, I cannot tell you that.
17:57You're not even in uniform.
17:59Why not, may I ask?
18:00Well, naturally, I cannot tell you that.
18:02Except to say the work I'm engaged in requires strict secrecy
18:05and a very high degree of intelligence, if you get my drift.
18:10I see.
18:11Forgive me.
18:12I thought you was a Gary I'd heard about.
18:14There's a long streak of dishwater who writes songs.
18:16Oh, no, Ledo.
18:18There's more to young Gary than meets the eye.
18:20I certainly hope so.
18:21He knows things, you see.
18:23He knew when the king was going to visit round here.
18:26He knew when the heaviest raids were due.
18:28Thanks, Reg.
18:29Just because I don't flaunt my connections.
18:31Oi! Ladies present.
18:35Very well.
18:35I am happy to accept that, contrary to appearances,
18:39you are vital to our war effort.
18:41Oh.
18:43Phoebe, my dear.
18:45It is such a lovely evening.
18:47Would you like to go for a walk?
18:49Oh, I'd love to, Ledo.
18:51Because I have a little proposition that I would like to put to you.
18:56I'll bet he does.
18:58I'll just go inside and change.
19:00Sorry, what did Gary just say?
19:01Because I have a little proposition that I would like to put to you.
19:06I'll bet.
19:07Oh.
19:08I'll just go inside and change.
19:11Oh.
19:13So then I suggested that maybe he was suppressing the feminine side of his nature.
19:17Well, of course, it was a wind-up, really.
19:19And then he stormed out.
19:21And I thought, you know, when he'd cooled down a bit,
19:22we might be in for a night of raunch.
19:25And then I realised he's taken my best silk blouse.
19:30Oh, will you?
19:31I'll get you with that miserable wily.
19:34You see? You see that, Reg?
19:36She has started to criticise the little things I do.
19:39Where's Loverboy, then?
19:41He just went back to his lodgings.
19:43He'll be back in a minute with something he wants to show me.
19:45Well, look, Phoebe, if I'm surplus to requirement,
19:49if I'm not wanted on voyage, if you want me to sling my hook...
19:52Oh, why don't you? Why do you keep coming here?
19:54Because I love you.
19:56Whoa.
19:57I wish you hadn't said that.
19:59Don't you feel anything for me anymore?
20:02I'd be lying if I said I didn't.
20:04Well, then.
20:04How can I rely on you?
20:07You're here, you're not here.
20:09You're a spy, you're a songwriter, you're divorced or married.
20:12But there's no one else.
20:14You're the only one I can...
20:17With other women, there's no...
20:19Gary, what are you talking about?
20:22Look, look, a man and a woman get together
20:25and before anything can happen, something has to happen.
20:30What?
20:31And when I'm with you, I only have to look at you and things happen.
20:35You know, even when nothing's happening, something happens.
20:39But with other women, even when everything's happening,
20:43nothing happens.
20:45Oh, Gary, I'm sure that happens to every man at some time in his life.
20:49Never happened to me.
20:51Did you ever follow that wrench?
20:53You're a lucky one, eh?
20:54Oh, no, Phoebe, don't go.
20:55Um, I've got something for you.
20:57Sit down.
21:01Tea, coffee, sugar, butter, biscuits and steak.
21:08All from the United States of America.
21:10Real steak.
21:12Um, what does this mean?
21:15Uh, best before 2694.
21:22I was thinking that as he was getting them out.
21:24They didn't even look like he's bothered to put them in into wartime containers
21:30or anything like that.
21:30It looks like he's just bought them out of the shop.
21:33Oh, yeah, yeah, that's, um, yes, that's a code
21:39from the American Army cookbook, you see, written by Colonel Saunders.
21:45So, you see, what you have to do is you turn to chapter 20, section 6, recipe 94,
21:50and it'll be for afters, like, uh, strawberry shortcake, so.
21:55So that means it's best before strawberry shortcake.
21:58Because you wouldn't want steak after strawberry shortcake, would you?
22:00I'd eat steak after anything.
22:02I can't remember the last time I had meat that didn't come out of a tin.
22:05Best before 301195.
22:09Yep, yep, that's the code for chocolate biscuits.
22:13Oh, Gary, that's really thoughtful of you.
22:17How much do I owe you?
22:19Don't be silly.
22:20No, no, no, I'm not being silly.
22:21You laid out for me.
22:22I don't want to feel beholden.
22:25Gary brought all this back from America.
22:27Brilliant.
22:29Excuse me, I have lots of papers.
22:31Can I have a look at the football result?
22:33I think this is a very wise move, Phoebe.
22:36Supplies of Argentinian beef can only go up as long as the war continues.
22:39And your 200 pounds will grow tenfold.
22:44It is not your business.
22:45Well, it's dad's savings and his pension money.
22:48Look at this, Ludo.
22:49American instant coffee, best before chocolate biscuits and ex-official.
22:55And you're going to invest this pension money for her, are you?
22:58You have some objection.
22:59I smell a rat.
23:00Just didn't think you were Argentinian, is it?
23:02I'm not, I'm British.
23:03With that accent.
23:05The country I was born in no longer exists, Mr. Soul Rider.
23:09It has been overrun by the Nazis.
23:12This is my country now.
23:15Do you object?
23:16No.
23:17I'm sorry, Ludo.
23:19Robert.
23:20Who?
23:21Well, Phoebe suggested Ludwig is not a good name for when I become a naturalized Englishman.
23:25So he's been hunting around for a new moniker.
23:27And on my way over here, I noticed that at the Riverleys they're showing Escape,
23:31this Robert Taylor.
23:32And I thought, Robert is a perfect name for me.
23:36So you took it, just like that, without permission.
23:39He don't need permission to take someone's name.
23:41He could call himself Gary if he wanted to.
23:43Yeah, I'd like to see him try.
23:44Oh, Gary, calm down.
23:45Look, when I mentioned it to Ludo, sorry, to Robert, that, uh,
23:51daddy left me a bit of money and I wasn't sure what to do with it.
23:53He offered to help me out.
23:55Wasn't that thoughtful?
23:56Yeah.
23:57Very thoughtful.
23:59Sam, all you need now is a good surname, eh?
24:02How about Churchill?
24:05Robert Churchill.
24:07I like that.
24:08Uh, you can't.
24:09People think you're taking a mick.
24:11I'm sorry?
24:12I don't know.
24:12How about Charlton?
24:14That goes very well after Bobby.
24:19Yes, I quite like that.
24:21Bobby Charlton.
24:25You're not a Bobby.
24:26You're a Robert.
24:27It's completely different.
24:28Hmm, this is difficult.
24:32Ah, suddenly this gives me an idea.
24:36Robert Coffey.
24:37Doesn't sound very British.
24:39No, no, no, no, no.
24:41Look at the label.
24:46What about Robert Haas?
24:52It doesn't make you think of sturdy English institutions.
24:56An Englishman's house is his castle.
24:58Also, as safe as houses.
25:05House.
25:07Are you absolutely sure?
25:09Well, I'll think about it for a few days.
25:11But yes, I like it.
25:14And another thing that is as safe as houses, Phoebe,
25:17is this Argentinian investment.
25:19Yeah, you put it all in beef.
25:21I'm sure Captain Bob knows what he's talking about.
25:23Well, thank you, Gary.
25:24So I am a lieutenant only.
25:26Actually, Bobby, I've got a few quid myself.
25:29I'm thinking of investing.
25:30Oh, really?
25:31How much?
25:31About 3,000.
25:33Oh, I see.
25:34Ah, well, I'm sure I could help you out.
25:38I'm getting 30 bob a week disability allowance on account of my ear hole.
25:43Naturally, I'd have to run your proposal past my broker.
25:47I beg your pardon?
25:48Why don't you give me the details?
25:49You know, name of the company, the term,
25:52how the return is paid, et cetera, et cetera.
25:54Well, don't you trust me?
25:55Of course I do.
25:57But you can't be too careful with people's pension money.
25:59Wouldn't you agree, Constable Goodman?
26:02Right, you are.
26:03And what do you say, Phoebe?
26:05Do you think I need to be interviewed by some stuffy stockbroker before I can be believed?
26:09No, no, no, of course not.
26:11But you can see Gary's point.
26:14Oh, can you?
26:15Can I just borrow those for a minute?
26:16No.
26:17Phoebe, this is your public house.
26:19Are you going to let this non-combatant insult me?
26:23Yes.
26:31And now look what you've done.
26:33You've driven Ludo away.
26:35Do you mean Robert?
26:36I hate you.
26:37Phoebe, if he's on the level, he'll be back.
26:40If he's not back, that means he's a conman.
26:41I know that.
26:42So why are you so angry?
26:43Because I don't want to know that.
26:46Well, you told her, son.
26:48He thinks so.
26:49I think I blew it.
26:50Eh?
26:51Well, never mind.
26:51Let's have another drink.
26:53I shouldn't, really.
26:54Come on, one for the road.
26:56Do you good.
26:58Yeah.
27:00Let's make it a bloody long road, eh, Reg?
27:02Oi!
27:04Lady's present.
27:05Where?
27:06Shut up.
27:19Oh, we had a little drink about an hour ago.
27:33Uh, Gary, is it wise to be driving when you've had a few?
27:39Even if you had your drinks 50 years ago?
27:49Oh!
28:14Shh!
28:15This isn't your van, okay?
28:18Of course it isn't.
28:19My name's not TV and Video Repairs, is it?
28:22We haven't got a fancy dress party, have we?
28:25Oh, it's you.
28:29Oh, I wish you hadn't done that.
28:33Why not?
28:34Because now I'm going to have to do you for drunk in charge,
28:36and you'll lose your license for a year.
28:38Kept your keys in the parking lot and got away with drunk and disorderly.
28:43That?
28:44But I'm not being disorderly.
28:46Sir, he's got to be drunk driving.
28:51It's all your fault.
28:53You kept buying me whiskeys.
28:57Well, if it wasn't you, it must have been your grandfather.
29:01Let's get you down to the station.
29:02Wait, no, no, no, no.
29:04Um, can I just make one phone call?
29:07Go on, then.
29:12Oh!
29:17Oh, boy.
29:25Hello, everyone.
29:27Garrett, are you all right?
29:29Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
29:31I just thought I'd better tell you I might be a bit late coming home.
29:36How late?
29:38Tomorrow.
29:40You see, there's this strange man who wants me to get into his car.
29:46No, no, no, don't worry, don't worry.
29:48He's a policeman.
29:51Where are you?
29:52Um, do you know White Trepple Road?
29:57Only on the Monopoly board.
29:59Yeah, well, I'm going to jail.
30:04I'm going directly to jail, and I'm not passing that up.
30:09Gary, has this got anything to do with you wearing my blouse?
30:16Yvonne, I can't hear you.
30:19The line's breaking.
30:20Not only the line, Gary.
30:24Oh!
30:28Oh!
30:29Go on.
30:31Oh!
30:33You've had a right skinful, haven't you?
30:35No.
30:39I haven't had a drink for 53 years.
30:46Oh, come on, bag.
30:53Yes.
30:58Oh!
31:01Wow, okay.
31:04Right, that gives us some stuff to talk about.
31:07Holy, holy, wow.
31:12Um, so, obviously, I did episode one earlier on, and episode one was okay.
31:20Uh, it obviously introduced the fact that Eric, BB's dad, is no longer around.
31:29And it showed, uh, what, uh, BB has sort of
31:38become as a result of his passing.
31:43Um, we're starting to see some friction between Gary and BB now.
31:49And I like that.
31:50I like that because it gives us, um, it gives us a bit of drama.
31:57Um, and it, like, in the first series, like, you had it maybe once or twice.
32:03Uh, but it sort of very quickly make up.
32:06It seems to suggest we're in for it for the long haul with a bit of the,
32:11you know, the friction there.
32:13And, um, I'm down for that.
32:16I really, really am.
32:18Because I think it is too easy to go down the route of having a simple,
32:29he's a guy, he's got access to time travel.
32:32He's going to go in the past and he's going to,
32:35you know, fall in love and, and, and have a fling or a relationship or whatever.
32:40Um, they're, they're starting to make sure that it is not as easy as it is
32:49to be able to just hop and do whatever you want.
32:54And I like that.
32:55It makes it, um, more interesting as a drama.
33:00It makes it more interesting as a comedy.
33:02Uh, cause that's the thing.
33:03It's, I'm still, I'm still kind of ebbing and flowing as to whether I think it's more of a
33:08comedy or more or whether it's more of a drama, you know, the different times,
33:13different episodes, it gives me a different feel, uh, for them.
33:17But, um, the fact that Gary's now getting arrested, um, he, you know,
33:26effectively not quite drunk driving cause he wasn't actually driving,
33:29but he was about to be, you know, if obviously Reg is, I don't know,
33:36is he related to Reg or is it just a coincidence that he looks like Reg,
33:40that, you know, the copper from, from the present day.
33:42Um, but yeah, Gary's going to get arrested.
33:47Uh, clearly he's gonna, uh, quite probably lose his license,
33:52which is going to make it difficult for him and his job.
33:56Cause obviously he is a TV repair man who drives around to go and do repairs and stuff.
34:02So is that going to throw a complication to works?
34:06Is Gary going to lose his job?
34:08Um, is he going to have to find a different job?
34:11And if he does, that then throws in the complications with him and Yvonne
34:16and then wanting to move house and have a baby and all this kind of stuff.
34:20And what Yvonne said right at the very end there, you know,
34:23when Gary's like, Oh, the line's breaking up.
34:26And she's like, that's not the only thing.
34:29You're like, oh, it's yeah.
34:33There's a lot of friction on both sides.
34:36So I am liking the direction that Series 2 just seems to be taking.
34:41I said earlier on, I said,
34:43I wasn't quite sure what direction we're going to go in for Series 2.
34:47It's given me a hint of where we're going now after that second episode.
34:51And I am down for it.
34:53I really, really am.
34:55So I hope you enjoyed this double-headed day.
34:58That is how it's going to be moving forward through to the end of the year.
35:04So basically two episodes a month will be happening each month.
35:10And that will get us to the end of Series 2,
35:12which will mean that in December, we can do the Christmas special.
35:17And I am down for that.
35:19I am really excited for this series now.
35:23This is kind of when I'm like, oh, you know what?
35:25I kind of wish I could do it, do all of the series now and get on with it.
35:30But we'll have to see.
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36:00So there you go.
36:02But for now, my name's Kevin.
36:03I am a geek.
36:05And you've been watching Kevin the Geek.
36:07Goodbye.