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00:00 *Musique*
00:24 *Musique*
00:38 *Bruit de bouche*
00:40 *Musique*
00:50 *Musique*
01:04 *Musique*
01:16 *Bruit de chien*
01:22 Yo, Bluey!
01:24 *Bruit de chien*
01:25 Qu'est-ce que c'est que ça Bluey?
01:27 Tu viens de faire un autre tour avec les Stink Brothers!
01:29 Ces... Creeps?
01:31 Ouais, je crois que c'est l'heure de leur donner une autre leçon sur la façon de conduire une moto!
01:34 Yo, Morza!
01:36 Penguin!
01:38 Bike up!
01:40 *Bruit de moteur*
01:42 *Musique*
01:45 Yep, that ought to do it!
01:47 Oh, yep!
01:48 Ok, let's go!
01:50 *Musique*
01:57 At last! At last!
01:59 The hour has arrived!
02:01 It is time to put my ultimate plan into action!
02:04 Behold! Doom Tower!
02:07 *Musique*
02:09 By this time tomorrow, Harry, my odious little help me, I shall be master of the world!
02:15 I, Caractacus P. Doom, shall hold everything in the palm of my hand!
02:20 Mine! Mine to crush as I would an insignificant little woodlouse!
02:26 A mere, puny, defenseless little insect!
02:28 *Rire*
02:30 And they said that I was mad!
02:32 Mad! Mad, you hear!
02:34 *Rire*
02:36 *Rire*
02:38 Slime!
02:40 Drooling on my hand!
02:42 *Musique*
02:44 *Musique*
02:46 I should have nailed that little rat when I had the...
02:50 You again!
02:52 Well, this time you are one dead penguin!
02:57 Ain't that right, boys?
02:59 *Rire*
03:01 Hey, garbage guts!
03:03 Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
03:07 My own?
03:09 I'm not big, fat, stupid and ugly!
03:14 Hey, less of the ugly, dog breath!
03:17 Dog breath?
03:19 You guys looking for trouble?
03:22 Um, what day is it, Bluey?
03:24 In that case, yes!
03:26 Penguins, spike up!
03:28 *Musique*
03:30 *Musique*
03:32 Harry, it's time for Mr. Doom!
03:34 And it's all getting ready for the big one!
03:38 The big one!
03:40 Very good!
03:42 Now, Inga, do your work!
03:46 *Musique*
03:48 *Musique*
03:50 *Musique*
03:52 *Musique*
03:54 *Musique*
03:56 *Musique*
03:58 Wow!
04:00 Either that's an earthquake or you're putting on weight, Rocky!
04:02 *Musique*
04:04 *Musique*
04:06 *Musique*
04:08 Take a look, Miss Kowalski!
04:10 Dear sir, regarding yours of the seventh instan-
04:12 *Musique*
04:14 Wow! Wow!
04:16 Wow!
04:18 How are you spelling that, Mr. Benway?
04:20 *Musique*
04:22 *Musique*
04:24 *Musique*
04:26 *Musique*
04:28 *Musique*
04:30 I wish I had told Mr. Doom
04:32 that I can't stand heights!
04:34 Slime!
04:36 I wish he wouldn't do that!
04:38 It is time, Harry!
04:40 Time to play our first card in the game
04:42 that will ultimately bring the world under my thumb!
04:44 It is time to flood the world with
04:46 the Toys of Doom!
04:48 Roll those ants, Harry!
04:50 At once, Mr. Doom!
04:52 Hi there, kids!
04:54 Do you get too much homework or household chores getting you down?
04:57 Then what you need is the new My Little Grizzly!
05:01 He's cute, he's cuddly, and he bites your head off!
05:04 So next time Mom says, "Do the washing up,"
05:06 you say, "Go get her, Grizzly!"
05:08 and wave bye-bye to Wash-Bay Blues!
05:11 *Rire*
05:13 A little mischief goes a long, long way.
05:15 And a lot of mischief.
05:17 *Musique*
05:19 Mr. President!
05:21 What a privilege! What an honor!
05:23 Welcome! Welcome a thousand times!
05:25 Welcome to my humble abode.
05:27 *Groans*
05:29 Fnerk?
05:31 Is that all you have to say?
05:33 Come here!
05:35 *Groans*
05:37 Fellow citizens of the United Republics of the World,
05:41 I say to you,
05:43 ask not what your world can do for you,
05:45 but what you can do for Caractacus P. Doom!
05:48 *Laughs*
05:50 It walks, it talks, and soon,
05:53 when my toy has taken the place of the real president,
05:56 I will hold the reins of power!
05:59 Power, yes...
06:01 Lovely, lovely power!
06:04 All will be mine! Mine! Mine!
06:07 MINE!
06:10 *Groans*
06:12 Slime?
06:13 Yes, Mr. Doom?
06:15 Come down to the lobby with a couple of monster-bots.
06:17 It is time to put phase three of the plan into effect!
06:20 Say goodbye to tiresome household chores once and for all.
06:24 Hey, when your mom's a jellyfish,
06:26 how's she gonna tell you what to do?
06:28 Oh, Rose, turn that darn thing off.
06:31 We're going out on a nice long ramble to commute with nature.
06:34 Oh yeah? Well, come tomorrow,
06:36 you're gonna be commuting a whole lot closer with nature.
06:38 It's a couple of dung beetles!
06:40 *Drums*
06:43 Okay, guys, let's show these creeps where they get off.
06:46 You've got it.
06:47 Best left of the vacant lot, right?
06:49 *Grunts*
06:50 *Groans*
06:53 *Screams*
06:55 What the...
06:56 *Groans*
06:58 Mr. President, what an...
07:15 What the...
07:16 *Screams*
07:18 *Explosion*
07:20 C'est de la...
07:25 Gesundheit.
07:26 I mean...
07:27 Shut up!
07:28 You're gonna get them!
07:30 Yikes!
07:33 How could you let this happen?
07:35 Um, I... I...
07:36 You realize the penalty for failure?
07:38 Yes, I... No.
07:40 You have let me down, Slime.
07:42 But...
07:43 I'm not pleased. Not pleased at all.
07:45 Yes, but Mr. Goom...
07:46 Hey, would somebody mind telling me just what the heck is going on around here?
07:49 What is going on? I'll tell you what's going on.
07:52 By now this!
07:54 You're supposed to have taken the place of the President of the United Republics.
07:58 The President himself should have been where you are,
08:00 awaiting the same grisly fate that lies in store for you!
08:03 Ah-ha! I get it!
08:06 You do?
08:07 Yup! This guy's totally screwy!
08:10 Screwy...
08:12 Nuts! Cuckoo! Daffy! Dippy!
08:15 What goes to Primo?
08:17 Are you insinuating that I'm mad?
08:20 Um...
08:22 Yup!
08:25 Oh! Mad, am I?
08:27 Yes, that's what they all say.
08:30 But I'll show you who's mad!
08:35 Yes, for when I rule the world,
08:38 then you'll see who's mad!
08:40 Yes!
08:41 Mad indeed!
08:45 Oh no! Not mad! Not me!
08:48 Oh, woe! Woe is me!
09:01 Are we, brother mine,
09:03 are we really so badly drawn?
09:06 Or are we in fact the product of a cubism-inspired effort
09:09 to realize the geometric configuration of two people?
09:13 My dear brother, you are fortunate indeed that I can put an end to your nagging thoughts.
09:17 Do go on!
09:19 Indeed, I can confirm that we are badly drawn.
09:22 For we are not a representation of two people,
09:25 but an inadequate attempt at an illustration of a bowl of fruit.
09:28 Indeed? How... surreal!
09:31 Not surreal, just badly drawn.
09:33 Bless you, brother.
09:34 Bless you too.
09:35 Bless you, bless you, thrice bless you.
09:37 Bless you all over.
09:39 So, which of us is the banana then?
09:43 Mommy, why are your hands so soft?
09:48 Just another unfortunate road-ruler incident, dear.
09:51 Aaaaaah!
09:52 And remember kids, these are professional actors.
09:55 Don't try this at home.
09:57 Yeah, okay, Bluey. One krill sundae coming right up.
10:03 [slurp]
10:05 So, where are Marlon and Rocky?
10:08 [barking]
10:09 You don't know, huh?
10:11 Well, I guess they can take care of themselves.
10:13 Hey! Lard-hips!
10:15 Are you referring to me?
10:17 Yeah, you! How long are you figuring to keep us here?
10:20 How long?
10:21 Well, it depends on how long a fish can survive out of water.
10:25 About two minutes. So you'll be letting us go until...
10:28 No, no, no, no, no, no. You misunderstand me.
10:31 You see this machine?
10:33 Yeah.
10:34 This is my beloved monster-tron.
10:36 My most wonderful invention.
10:38 It can turn you into anything I wish.
10:40 And today, I'm feeling a little fishy.
10:43 Oh, I wondered what the smell was.
10:47 Silence! As soon as the swap has been made.
10:50 Swap? What swap?
10:52 Why, the President, of course.
10:54 I'm replacing the real President of the United Republics of the World
10:57 with a little invention of my own.
10:59 And then... then...
11:01 I had to ask.
11:02 Then I shall rule the world.
11:04 The world, you hear?
11:06 Mr. Doom, Mr. Doom.
11:08 How many times do I have to tell you?
11:10 Never, never, never interrupt me when I'm gloating.
11:13 But, Mr. Doom, we have a visitor.
11:16 We do?
11:17 Yes.
11:18 Is it who I think it is?
11:20 Yes, yes, yes.
11:21 Yeah! Then show him in. Show him in!
11:26 Je ne sais pas qui vous êtes ou ce que vous voulez,
11:28 mais je vous dis que vous êtes en très, très gros problème.
11:32 Au contraire, Mr. President.
11:36 C'est vous qui êtes en problème.
11:38 Rattrapez-le avec les autres.
11:40 Alice va acheter ces tables d'occasion pour Noël.
11:46 Et le lot vide n'était plus vide?
11:48 Oh, il a...
11:50 Oh!
11:52 Oh!
11:54 Oh!
11:56 Oh, come on, Bluey.
11:57 That tower can't have grown up just like that.
12:00 Oh!
12:02 Oh!
12:04 And your bike got totaled too?
12:07 We interrupt this program to bring you an important message
12:09 from the President of the United Republics of the World.
12:12 My fellow citizens of the world,
12:17 income taxes to rise to 100% of earnings,
12:20 checks to be made payable to the Doom Corporation,
12:23 value-added tax, corporation tax,
12:26 purchase tax, capital gains tax, withholding tax,
12:28 full tax, and sub tax,
12:30 are all set to rise by corresponding amounts.
12:32 What a day! What a day!
12:35 A day that will go down in history!
12:37 The day when I, Karachikos P. Doom,
12:39 took the first step towards world domination!
12:42 Ha, ha, ha, ha!
12:45 Boy, if gloating was an Olympic sport,
12:47 this guy'd take the gold, silver, and bronze.
12:49 Ne vous inquiétez pas, Monsieur le Président.
12:51 Nous vous en tirerons de là.
12:53 Je vois. Comment?
12:55 Hum...
12:57 Nous pensons à quelque chose, ne nous pas, Marlon?
12:59 Oui, bien sûr.
13:01 Comme quoi?
13:02 Comme...
13:04 Comme...
13:06 aide?
13:07 C'est parti, Rocky.
13:09 Et maintenant, je crois que le moment est venu
13:11 pour un petit amusement.
13:13 Je pensais que vous aviez des amusements.
13:15 Oh! J'en ai.
13:17 Alors je vais juste faire en sorte que je n'aime pas
13:19 vous trois devenir des petits poissons zombies,
13:21 ne vais-je pas?
13:23 Souvenez-vous, l'amusement est contre la loi.
13:28 Au revoir, pinguins.
13:33 Au revoir, Monsieur le Président.
13:35 Hé! Regardez!
13:42 C'est un machin!
13:44 Qu'est-ce qui vous embête, Rocky?
13:50 J'ai un micro dans mon visage.
13:52 Un mi... Rocky!
13:54 Appelez Slush City!
13:56 Oh, oui, bien sûr!
13:58 Et comment suis-je supposé
14:00 aller à un téléphone?
14:02 Un téléphone, Dumbo! Le micro est dans ton visage!
14:04 Appelez Slush City! Il y a de la chance
14:06 que Blue soit là!
14:08 Oh, oui! Pourquoi je ne pensais pas à ça?
14:10 Parce que 300 lb...
14:12 Juste...
14:14 100%?
14:16 Salut!
14:20 Le Doc de Saskatoon ici.
14:22 Qu'est-ce que tu veux?
14:24 Hé, Brouille! C'est Rocky!
14:26 C'est dit qu'il est coincé
14:28 sur un bâton de conveye!
14:30 Il se dirige vers un genre de contraption
14:32 qui va le transformer en poisson!
14:34 C'est dit que tu dois suivre le...
14:36 le beacon de la maison!
14:38 Allez, on y va!
14:40 Bluey? Je pensais que tu avais dit
14:42 que ton vélo était totalisé!
14:44 Oui!
14:46 Tadam!
14:48 Tu l'as eu!
14:50 C'est un hyène rire
14:58 de manière habituelle, n'est-ce pas?
15:00 Oui. Mais au moins, on ne va pas
15:02 y entendre pour plus longtemps.
15:04 Pourquoi? Il va dans un endroit?
15:06 Oh, on va y arriver! Dans 30 secondes,
15:08 on va être des sushis!
15:10 A moins que Bluey arrive ici d'abord!
15:12 Ne te regarde pas comme ça, Rocky!
15:14 Hé, c'est un petit squelette
15:16 de pinguin!
15:18 OK, les gars! Cette fois,
15:20 on va les tuer!
15:22 Et les tuer, bien!
15:24 [Musique]
15:26 [Musique]
15:28 (Musique de Star Wars)
15:34 Grrrr, la fertilisation liquide !
15:38 Cette chose sent même pire que ce que nous faisons !
15:41 Hihi, héhéhéhéhé, au revoir, pingouins ! Au revoir, Monsieur le Président ! Ihéhéhéhé !
15:49 Tu ne t'en sortiras pas avec ça !
15:51 Oh, mais je le ferai ! Je le ferai !
15:53 Monstre-Tron, Monstre-Tron, fais-moi un souhait ! Tourne ces geeks en poissons zombies ! Ahahahahah !
16:01 (Bruits de la guerre)
16:11 Oh, mon gars ! Maman avait raison ! Elle disait toujours que j'étais tellement fichu que l'un jour, tout le monde allait se transformer en un !
16:20 (Bruits de la guerre)
16:32 (Musique de Star Wars)
16:43 (Bruits de la guerre)
16:55 (Bruits de la guerre)
17:02 (Bruits de la guerre)
17:30 Non ! Non ! Non !
17:32 Reviens ! Je n'ai pas fini avec toi encore ! Je dois te détruire ! Tu ne comprends pas ? Reviens ! Reviens !
17:40 (Bruits de la guerre)
17:45 Mon laboratoire est détruit ! Curses à toi, pingouins ! Curses à toi ! Et souviens-toi de ça ! Je vais te le faire !
17:52 (Bruits de la guerre)
18:01 Oh, mon gars ! Je vais te le faire !
18:05 (Musique de Star Wars)
18:21 Oh, blesse-les, ces pingouins ! Blesse-les ! Blesse-les ! Blesse-les !
18:26 (Bruits de la guerre)
18:28 C'est mon gars !
18:30 Je te blesse pour ça, Sly.
18:34 Moi ? Mais Mr. Doom !
18:36 Ruiné ! Tous mes plans, tous mes espoirs et désirs sont tombés dans le tuyau de la désespérance !
18:42 Mais, comme le Pélican, ils vont se lever des astres et...
18:46 C'est Phoenix, Mr. Doom !
18:48 Quoi ?
18:49 Le Pélican est celui avec le gros cou. C'est le Phoenix qui...
18:53 Hum...
18:55 Je crois que je vais m'en occuper.
18:57 Bonne idée, Sly.
18:59 Merci, les gars ! Merci !
19:02 Ce n'était rien, Mr. Président ! Et en plus, à tout moment, si vous avez besoin d'aide, vous pouvez compter sur les Avengers Penguins !
19:08 Ouais, bien sûr !
19:10 Qui sont les Avengers Penguins ?
19:12 Nous, Dumbo ! J'ai un peu de goût pour ce business d'aventure !
19:16 Je pense qu'il faut que nous l'accrochons comme un travail à plein temps !
19:19 AVENGERS PENGUINS ! J'aime le son de ça !
19:25 J'ai un peu de goût pour ce business de aventure !
19:29 AVENGERS
19:32 AVENGERS
19:35 AVENGERS PENGUINS
19:38 AVENGERS
19:47 AVENGERS
19:49 AVENGERS PENGUINS
19:51 JOUEURS DU MIGHT !
19:52 MIGHT !