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Grosse Pointe Garden Society Season 1 Episode 4

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00:00In our job, we can't afford to keep this place.
00:02I want both of you to be really honest with each other.
00:05Did you do something to my dog?
00:06I'm gonna go stay with my parents.
00:09Alice.
00:10She's just a friend.
00:10Nobody looks at their friend like that.
00:12I thought we were just having fun.
00:14You really are a pig.
00:15So what does that make you?
00:16There's something I need to tell you.
00:23Just need to ask you a question.
00:25About the other night, that fancy garden party.
00:28Any chance you know someone by the name of...
00:52Doug?
00:53What are you doing?
00:55Oh my god, you look amazing.
00:57You need to get ready.
00:59I'm just going for a quick run.
01:01We gotta leave soon.
01:02Oh, I could work after, probably.
01:05I will never get this dress back on once it comes off.
01:08Fine by me.
01:13Okay, okay, okay.
01:14Just get your tux.
01:17I'm on it, babe.
01:19Love you.
01:20After my run.
01:25I've never understood what's so great about a garden.
01:51Carefully curated flowers trapped in perfect formation.
01:56They're like animals in a zoo.
02:08They can't survive unless people give them food and water.
02:15Any word from Doug?
02:16Why won't he text me back?
02:18Well, maybe he's not getting them.
02:20It says they were red.
02:21Well, that is a rookie move on his part.
02:25I don't know how I'd get through this without you.
02:43And put them next to the wrong plant.
02:45They'll kill each other.
02:47So, how would you say the garden is going?
02:51I think the better question is, how does the judge think it's going?
02:54You haven't been keeping up with your hours.
02:57Well, Marilyn spends more time huffing Miracle-Gro than signing my timesheets.
03:07Okay, real, real?
03:10These thumbs aren't green enough for a garden club.
03:14I just get in the way.
03:16You got to somehow find your place.
03:25What if I can't?
03:26You'll have to serve your 90 days in county.
03:31So, if gardens are supposed to be about nature, I'd say they're pretty unnatural.
03:40What's up with the 5-0?
03:42Bloomfield Hills broke into our meeting room last night.
03:44How do you know?
03:44Because the only thing missing is our landscape design.
03:47Bloomfield Hills, red and dirty.
03:49Like Watergate, only way more important.
03:52It's still cheating.
03:54They should be disqualified.
03:55Well, they won't be.
03:56What would the cops say?
03:57That nothing of value was stolen.
03:59Except all our secrets to win the cup.
04:01So, they're not going to do anything?
04:03Marilyn's making them take fingerprints, but a garden club competition is not their top priority.
04:08Well, that sucks.
04:09How did they even get in?
04:11Marilyn set up a meeting.
04:12Sweetie?
04:14Huh? What?
04:17I think they're hydrated.
04:26Is that just for fun?
04:28It's for Ms. Rossman.
04:29Oh, for school.
04:33She said to draw something you learned from a friend.
04:36Oh, I see.
04:39She said to draw something you learned from a friend.
04:41Huh.
04:44Well, I like what you did over here, the way you colored in that shirt.
04:47Thanks.
04:48But over here, do you see how the red goes outside the dress?
04:52Yeah.
04:54Hmm.
04:55What's wrong, Mommy?
04:56Well, nothing's wrong.
04:58Except you colored in the lines here, so I know you could also do it over here.
05:06Maybe I should start over.
05:07Well, that's up to you, but we have plenty of paper.
05:14So, who are the people you're drawing?
05:16You and Daddy.
05:17Oh, and is that your little brother?
05:19Uncle Gary.
05:21Huh.
05:23Okay.
05:27Well, what did you learn about Uncle Gary?
05:31Cola says you like him more than Daddy.
05:34Well, that's a silly thing to say.
05:37Yeah, she heard her mama talking about that on the phone.
05:40Yeah.
05:42How about some pot roast?
05:53Oh, did they give you the burrito or the bowl?
05:56Because I switched it on the app.
05:59Oh.
06:01Hey.
06:02Are you expecting somebody else?
06:05Just Brett.
06:06Any packages come for me?
06:08Yeah, yeah.
06:09I was gonna drop them at your parents, but I didn't know if you'd be back.
06:19So, are you?
06:20What?
06:22Back?
06:25Why is the serving size always two?
06:27I should just make a bigger vitamin.
06:28How many ways can I say I'm sorry?
06:31You want it in French?
06:33Je suis désolé.
06:35You want it in Italian?
06:37I'll learn it.
06:45Just tell me what I have to say to fix this.
06:52We're getting evicted.
06:56What?
07:03They can't do that.
07:03Well, they're not running a charity, Alice.
07:05But this is where we first moved in together
07:07and had our first Christmas tree and burnt those cookies so bad the fire department had to come
07:12and where we both got the puke flu and took care of each other.
07:16Like, this place is ours.
07:20Or it's just an apartment.
07:26I'm gonna get a job.
07:28Heard that before.
07:29It hasn't been easy.
07:30No one will hire me as a teacher.
07:31Then that's kind of your fault.
07:32Doug.
07:35Maybe we should just call it.
07:38Call what?
07:41Maybe you should go to New York.
07:45Without you?
07:47What if this is the universe just making it easy?
07:51You can't just give up.
07:52It's not giving up when we both want different things.
07:59What do you want?
08:01I don't know.
08:02Be more of a grown-up?
08:03I mean, the app was down, so I got you a bowl and the burrito.
08:09Oh, hey.
08:11Sorry, man.
08:12I would have grabbed you something.
08:13It's okay.
08:15Not hungry.
08:32Did you run a marathon?
08:34Yeah, I gotta take a shower.
08:35That's why you shouldn't have gone.
08:37Yeah, but like, now I'm pumped for the gala.
08:39Okay, your tux is on the bed.
08:41Oh, thank you, baby.
08:42Hey, did you pick up my cufflinks?
08:44Yeah, they should be on the counter.
08:47Oh, thank you.
08:50If not, check the fridge.
08:51Oh, thank you.
08:52Oh, you're welcome.
08:53I'll get it.
08:54I'll get it.
08:54I'll get it.
08:55I'll get it.
08:55I'll get it.
08:56I'll get it.
08:56I'll get it.
08:57I'll get it.
08:57I'll get it.
08:58I'll get it.
08:58I'll get it.
08:59I'll get it.
08:59I'll get it.
09:00I'll get it.
09:01Check the nightstand.
09:04Hey, do you need to shave?
09:06I don't know if you'll have time.
09:08Your hair could be wet.
09:31Babe?
09:36Doug?
09:44Okay, there you go.
09:48Oh, man, that is a great deal on cat food.
09:52When did you get a cat?
09:53With prices like that, it feels like I should.
09:57That's good.
09:58Hey, sorry if that was totally weird the other day.
10:02No, you guys got a lot going on.
10:04Yeah.
10:06Thanks, man.
10:08She is really hurt, though.
10:13Okay.
10:14Just be cool if you weren't so hard on her.
10:17Right, because she's hurt.
10:20Look, I don't want to get in the middle.
10:21Then don't.
10:22But it sort of feels like you're punishing her.
10:27It's sort of none of your business.
10:28Hey, I'm just looking out for my friend.
10:30Yeah, you don't know what's going on.
10:32I think I do.
10:36Right.
10:37Right, yeah.
10:38She tells you everything about our marriage.
10:40No, no, no, no, no.
10:40That's not how it is.
10:41Maybe you just get off on hearing about our sex positions
10:44and money problems and why I'm such a bad husband.
10:46You mean I listen to her?
10:48And you suppose that I don't?
10:50If you did, maybe I wouldn't be standing here.
10:57You might be her shoulder to cry on,
11:01but I'm married to her, bro.
11:05Have a good day.
11:24How are you doing?
11:25Fine.
11:26Why wouldn't I be?
11:27You know, mornings.
11:30Sorry.
11:31It's just, it's been a week.
11:34And it's only Monday.
11:34Okay, ladies, let's settle in.
11:36Gotta make this quick because math club's in here soon
11:38and no one wants to mess with Miss Dwyer.
11:40Catherine, let's shake a tail feather.
11:45Okay, good morning.
11:47Let's talk carnival.
11:49So I've rented three bounce houses, two water slides,
11:52a dunk tank for the principal.
11:54I can't believe she showed her face.
11:56There were other women.
11:57She just stands there like nothing's moving.
11:59Three bounce houses, two water slides.
12:02We got it.
12:04Um.
12:06What about food vendors?
12:08How could she?
12:09Corn dogs, that's it.
12:18Popcorn.
12:18Any snacks without corn?
12:24I'm sorry, I'm not feeling well.
12:35I'm sorry.
12:40I don't see any finance experience.
12:43But the job is writing brochures.
12:46For a bank.
12:47I'm confident I can figure out the numbers part.
12:49We're really looking for someone with three to five years in banking.
12:52Then I'd be a banker.
12:55We're just looking for someone more qualified.
12:58Uh.
13:01I really need this job.
13:04What makes Alice Morris the ideal nanny?
13:06Well, Alice Morris taught elementary school for four years
13:10before moving on to high school,
13:12where I won educator of the year twice,
13:14and I was nominated.
13:15What's your take on grapes?
13:19They're delicious.
13:20They're killers.
13:20Nate's a choker.
13:22Are you CPR certified?
13:23No, but I have my master's in literature,
13:27and I've been reading Kaya Eats Detroit forever.
13:31Do you guys go out a lot?
13:32Because we need people who can find like the dope new pop-ups.
13:35Yeah, I mean, we love food.
13:41What's that? You're frozen.
13:42Oh, I am.
13:45Um, hold on.
13:48Can you...
13:50Can you hear me?
13:52Can you hear me now?
13:53Still frozen.
13:54How about, uh, how about now?
13:56Oh my god, you are making the gnarliest face.
14:00Do you have me now?
14:01You look so funny.
14:03Oh, hi, I'm back. I'm back. Hi.
14:08Yeah, we're gonna need someone with better Wi-Fi.
14:11Uh.
14:19Catherine!
14:20Uh, uh, I'll, um, I'll be more prepared for next week's meeting, I swear.
14:27Why don't you take some time off?
14:30But I'm the special events chair.
14:32You've got a lot on your plate right now.
14:34Oh, I always do.
14:36Come on, Catherine.
14:37We all know what's going on in your marriage.
14:40What does that have to do with the Parents Association?
14:42Honestly, it's distracting.
14:43I can handle it.
14:44For everyone.
14:48Are you firing me?
14:50I can't do that.
14:51Okay, good.
14:52Because we're just volunteers.
14:54Then what are you telling me, Jillian?
14:56Don't have to decide anything right now.
14:58Just, when you get home, take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself,
15:03am I setting the right example for a Morningside prep?
15:06Am I setting the right example for a Morningside prep?
15:22This is Flora, the Roman goddess of flowers,
15:24and she's with Chloris, the Greek goddess of spring.
15:29I like to think they keep watch over our beautiful water lilies.
15:32Is that Piticino marble?
15:34Straight from Aquarium Brescia.
15:36My decorator put the same stone in my kitchen.
15:38Are you sure we aren't married?
15:40If you planted those, I'm going to propose right now.
15:43They won us the cup last year.
15:45Gorge.
15:46Can you believe people accused us of genetically engineering them?
15:50Well, I call those people sore losers.
15:54It's actually just a special ingredient in our soil.
15:58Water?
15:59Love.
16:01So, we meet once a week, which I know.
16:03I know it's a lot to ask.
16:05We all have our hands full.
16:07Oh, I've read all about your wonderful charity work.
16:10Just wish I could do more.
16:12Are you still chairing the committee for the Detroit Food Foundation?
16:1610 years running, along with Street Girls Fight Back, Bark for Bone.
16:19Oh, I do Tales for Tots.
16:21What about Circle of Hope?
16:23Compassion in Action.
16:24Thought they went under for fraud.
16:26No, that was Children of Cabo.
16:29Right.
16:30They never bought the little angels those bikes.
16:32Boogie boards.
16:34Oh.
16:36Well, if you're interested in getting your hands dirty in a good way, come join us.
16:43I think I'd fit right in.
16:46So do I, Condoleezza.
16:48It's condi to my queen bees.
16:50Oh.
17:04Do you like my recipe?
17:09Why is everyone obsessed with me?
17:19Committing a crime to prove somebody else committed a crime is actually still a crime.
17:26The case was unlocked.
17:27Again, not how the law works.
17:29Fine.
17:30But if you dust it for prints, they'll match the ones your boys took at the garden.
17:33So you want me to take down a bunch of uptight women for breaking and entering
17:38so another bunch of uptight women can win a gardening contest?
17:44And we'll all be heroes.
17:49It really is amazing to watch that brain of yours at work.
17:52Just don't call me bird brain.
17:54Well, I kind of have to now.
17:55It was a whole thing growing up.
17:57Yeah, kids can be rough.
17:59Choking your parents when they find out you're pregnant in high school.
18:03If I were to do this, what do I get?
18:16Justice.
18:17Yeah, I wish that still did it for me.
18:20Okay, what would?
18:24Getting a drink with you.
18:28Could get messy.
18:30What could just be a drink?
18:34I didn't say messy can't be fun.
18:41Why do I even go to grad school?
18:44There's very little you need beyond sixth grade.
18:46Yeah, except golf experience to work at the hut putt.
18:49Well, how else are you going to get all those student loans you can't pay back?
18:53Hey, are we on for housewives?
18:56Oh, please say yes.
18:57I can't take any more rejection.
18:59I can't tonight.
19:00Okay, when?
19:01I don't know.
19:02Well, any longer, I'm going to see spoilers.
19:06It's just not the best idea.
19:07It's the reunion.
19:09What are you talking about?
19:11Look, if you're trying to fix things with Doug,
19:14maybe hanging out with me so much isn't helping.
19:17What do you mean?
19:21If I were your husband,
19:23I probably wouldn't want you telling another dude all about your problems.
19:26We're best friends.
19:28Baby has a problem with that.
19:29That is so stupid.
19:31If you were a girl...
19:32I'm not.
19:32Well, he still shouldn't be threatened by you.
19:34Why?
19:34Come on, it would never happen.
19:38Right, right.
19:40He just doesn't get that we're not into each other like that.
19:44Yeah, and the best part is we can be this close
19:46and not want to rip each other's clothes off.
19:48Yeah, it'd be like sleeping with a brother.
19:50Totally.
19:53Wait, what about housewives?
19:55Oh, I got to stay and do inventory.
20:01Oh.
20:22Sweetie?
20:24Huh?
20:25I think they're hydrated.
20:31Hmm.
20:32The whole town knows.
20:35It's pretty hot goss.
20:38Marilyn wants to take me to church.
20:40Her minister's no saint, trust me.
20:42Why are they all coming for me?
20:44Because it's fun to take a woman down from a pedestal.
20:47But you slept with Gary, too.
20:48Honey, I'm already in the dirt.
20:52It just doesn't seem fair.
20:55Well, there's a reason it's called Gross Point.
20:58Rich bitches are gross.
21:00Gross is actually French for grand.
21:02Seriously?
21:03It's the point by the lighthouse.
21:06Okay, fine.
21:08But all these people think that money gives you the right to be a judgy d-bag.
21:14Yeah, but I grew up here.
21:17So?
21:17So they're all I know.
21:20Well, now you know me.
21:24I'm so glad you're here.
21:26Really?
21:27No one else is.
21:30All they let me do is hand out trowels because I screw everything else up.
21:34Oh, honey.
21:37Those aren't trowels.
21:41All right.
21:44All right.
21:56It's your recipe.
21:58Almost.
22:00Oh, uh, I was just waiting for it to cool.
22:09Where are the cherries?
22:10I'm kidding.
22:11I'm kidding.
22:11It looks delicious.
22:17So how is the quilt coming?
22:21It's still on track to be finished in time for the gala auction.
22:24I bet it'll raise a lot of money.
22:30Alice.
22:30Hmm?
22:31I can't change his mind.
22:33That's not why I'm here.
22:34Believe me, if I could, you wouldn't have all the trouble.
22:37Believe me, if I could, you wouldn't have all those tattoos.
22:41I need money.
22:43Ah.
22:45All right, well, how many months do you owe?
22:47Three.
22:48But it would just be a loan.
22:51I wish we still had that rental available.
22:53We can't lose our apartment.
22:56Honey, there are a lot of other dumps you could live in.
22:58I'm afraid he'll never come home.
23:05But that's probably what you want.
23:07Yeah.
23:11Look, does a part of me wish that he had married some dyed-in-the-wool,
23:16gross pointer who just wanted to push out a bunch of really cute grandbabies?
23:21Well, it'd make your life a lot easier.
23:26That's not what my dog wants.
23:37What can I say?
23:43You're his muse.
23:50Go see if I can dig up some cherries for your cake.
23:54You'll thank me.
24:03Anything?
24:04No.
24:05Well, maybe there is some kind of emergency.
24:07Did you ask his parents?
24:08I don't want to freak them out, too.
24:10Maybe he went for another jog.
24:12A double jog.
24:14Why won't he answer me?
24:15Because he's jogging.
24:17Hey, I found Doug.
24:20Sir, you can't be back here.
24:22That looks delicious.
24:24Will someone please get this guy out of here?
24:28What the hell are you doing?
24:30I'm making my way through some shrimp toast.
24:32Where have you been?
24:34Getting hammered.
24:35I don't care where you have this argument, but it can't be here.
24:38Yes, I'm so sorry.
24:39Doug, come on.
24:39Let's go.
24:40Not until you tell me what's going on.
24:43I don't know what you're talking about.
24:45Oh, really?
24:46You don't?
24:48Why are you leaving me?
25:05Sir, did you get my garden thief?
25:07I did.
25:08Oh, then I owe you that drink.
25:10Yeah, maybe another time.
25:12I know the perfect martini bar.
25:14I'm on duty.
25:15Okay, we'll go to a cop joint.
25:16I'm afraid there's not much to celebrate.
25:19Why?
25:20It's not who you want it to be.
26:06I've fallen on a sky, on an island.
26:15I've called red with night, on a canvas.
26:24All I've said it could reburn.
26:29Shades of doubt, nowhere to turn.
26:38It's all that I want.
26:43It's all that I ever wanted.
26:50Yo!
26:52Past your bedtimes.
26:53Get lost.
26:54What is your deal?
26:55Beat it!
26:56Go!
26:58Move!
27:00My debt is paid, okay?
27:01I don't work for you anymore.
27:02We need to talk.
27:03Make an appointment with my publicist.
27:05How about I call the cops for breaking and entering?
27:13The window is open.
27:15Oh, you screwed me so bad.
27:17We were just looking for a place to hang out.
27:19Why? To impress those losers?
27:21They are not losers.
27:22And why the hell would you losers want a bunch of landscaping plans?
27:25I don't know.
27:26Some girl spilled white claw all over him.
27:30Great.
27:31We were trying to clean it up.
27:32I'm gonna get kicked out of the club.
27:34It was stupid, okay?
27:35I could go to jail!
27:38How is that my fault?
27:39Because I wouldn't have done something so stupid if you hadn't done something so stupid!
27:45Oh, God!
27:54Can I ask you something?
27:58Okay.
28:00Promise you won't get mad?
28:02What?
28:03Why did you do your stupid thing?
28:13I don't know.
28:16I guess I just wanted that dumb club to think I could be more than just some rich bitch.
28:26Are you really gonna call the cops?
28:30No.
28:36Thanks.
28:41Your stepdad already knows.
28:48And we still need volunteers for morning drop-off.
28:51Especially to keep an eye out for parents on their phones.
28:54A minivan almost mowed down a third grader last week.
28:57Before we move on to the carnival, our special events chair has an announcement.
29:09Good morning, everyone.
29:14As many of you are probably aware, I've been going through a difficult time.
29:20And it's been suggested that I take a step back.
29:25So, I started thinking, who would be a better leader to represent Morningside Prep?
29:32And the first name that obviously came to mind was Dana.
29:37Dana's well-organized, has bomb style, and is one of the school's most generous donors.
29:42Terrific! Let's take a vote on Dana.
29:45But then I remembered, she also got caught shoplifting those lip liners from Sephora.
29:52And I thought, is that the person we really want to put in charge of the gift bags?
29:59Well, next, I immediately thought of Katie.
30:04Everyone loves Katie, right?
30:06No one's more fun at the parent mixers, and she makes those amazing snickerdoodles.
30:11She broke our record at the bake sale.
30:13She also forgot her kid at the mall, because she was so high on happy pills.
30:18But do we really want the person who borrows from our medicine cabinet
30:21to be in charge of fundraising?
30:23I really don't think this is appropriate.
30:24Well, what about you, Jillian?
30:26Please don't.
30:26I think you'd make an amazing special events chair.
30:29Well, I certainly don't think anyone could question my character.
30:32But they might question, how is it the head of Gross Points Animal Shelter
30:37rescued a purebred, best in show bichon frisé?
30:42What's your point?
30:42My point is that we've all done things we're not proud of.
30:47We've all made mistakes.
30:49Isn't that the example we should be setting for our kids?
30:51Not this impossible standard that no one can live up to.
31:01Why don't we put it to a vote?
31:04Fine. Show of hands.
31:06Who here has never done something that they're going to regret for the rest of their lives?
31:13Anyone?
31:15Good.
31:18Then let's talk carnival.
31:21Tracy, do you still have that lead on the cotton candy machine?
31:32Can I get you anything?
31:33Oh, I'm meeting my parents for dinner.
31:35St. Clair Grill?
31:36Gross Point tradition.
31:41Why do they all do that?
31:42It's like one of three places they like.
31:44I mean, why does everybody have to be the same in this town?
31:48What are you saying?
31:52I want to be a grown-up with you.
31:56Okay.
31:57But we don't have to do it the way everyone else does.
32:14They take 10%, so I jack the prices.
32:20Have any sold?
32:23Enough to make rent.
32:29But what about your writing in New York?
32:36I'm not going.
32:37That's what you've always wanted.
32:41I want you more.
32:45New York Magazine, congratulations.
32:54What is this?
32:55It's a pretty big deal.
32:56None of it makes sense.
32:57Weird.
32:58You start next month.
32:59It must be a mistake.
33:00It's not Hogwarts, Alice.
33:01A writing sample doesn't just magically appear on an editor's desk.
33:04Will you please calm down?
33:06Are you okay?
33:07We're fine.
33:08I'm talking to Alice.
33:09He's just really drunk.
33:10Oh, great.
33:12Now I'm the bad guy.
33:12That's your takeaway.
33:13Why don't we go outside and chill?
33:14You liked my face.
33:16I didn't apply for this job.
33:18I did.
33:20What?
33:21I put you up for it.
33:26Why would you do that?
33:27Because you were too afraid.
33:28Well, it wasn't your decision to make.
33:30You gave up everything for him.
33:31What are you, her life coach, Brett?
33:33She's not happy, Doug.
33:36What do we do?
33:37All right.
33:38Ride out the hurricane.
33:39Because you know my wife better than I do, Brett.
33:42That's not what it's about, Doug.
33:43Oh, my God.
33:44We all know each other's names.
33:45Tell me I'm wrong, then.
33:46Couldn't be more wrong.
33:47No, no, no, no.
33:48I want to hear it from you.
33:51I don't know.
33:51You don't know if you want the job or if you're happy.
33:53Guys, come on.
33:54Answer the question, Alice.
33:55None of us have had enough drinks for it to be this intense.
33:58Are you happy with me?
33:59Don't listen to him.
33:59Let's go settle this on the dance floor.
34:01Simple yes or no.
34:03Please stop.
34:04What is wrong with you, man?
34:04Tell this guy to get the hell out of my face.
34:06Both of you, stop!
34:07This has ended already!
34:08End what?
34:10Who knows you better, Alice?
34:12Your husband or this joke?
34:13Yeah, I'm the joke.
34:14Have another drink, dude.
34:16Come on.
34:18Him or me?
34:29Go ahead.
34:31Can I open the wine I brought first?
34:34It's 10 a.m.
34:37I gotta work.
34:38On a Wednesday?
34:39Yeah, all the days between Monday and Friday.
34:44More for us.
34:48So why are you trying to get us all drunk?
34:51Tell him.
35:00Okay.
35:01So you know how when I first joined y'all,
35:04I was really trying to be a team player and I was like,
35:06let's plant lots of mint because it's so great and cocktails.
35:09And you guys were like, totally.
35:11Yeah, everybody loves mint,
35:12except that it takes over and it ruins the whole garden.
35:16Did you plant mint, Bertie?
35:18It's worse.
35:20Okay.
35:25Oh.
35:26You know what?
35:27I'm actually gonna need that drink.
35:29What did you do?
35:30I know I can't help you guys win the cup by gardening,
35:33so I tried to help by proving Bloomfield Hills cheated.
35:36Now we're gonna be disqualified.
35:38No, I did it.
35:39It's on me.
35:40That's not how a club works.
35:41It's on all of us.
35:43I'm really sorry.
35:45I'm just a disaster.
35:47Like, FEMA level.
35:51We're totally screwed.
35:54Maybe not.
35:56Wow.
36:06Maybe...
36:10No one needs to find out.
36:26Well, it's on all of us now.
36:34First rule of Garden Club.
36:36So what are you gonna do?
36:48I'm gonna ground him for a month.
36:50A month?
36:51That's a month short.
36:53Too little.
36:54I don't know.
36:55I'm kind of the dad.
36:56You're kind of the mom.
37:01Kind of messy.
37:02Yeah.
37:04Not the fun kind.
37:07We can still be friends.
37:12Yeah, I'd like that.
37:14So let's start there.
37:17Friends.
37:32I got you the burrito and the bowl,
37:34because you deserve both.
37:36I'm sort of busy.
37:36I feel like I was a total idiot the other day.
37:38No, it's fine.
37:39No, it's not.
37:40You are a catch.
37:41You're a stud.
37:42You're a hot snack.
37:43Stop.
37:44And any girl would be lucky to bone you.
37:46You don't have to say that.
37:47But it's true.
37:47Hey, can I smell the weed in here?
37:55You're gonna need to refuel.
38:00Uh, thanks.
38:06Oh, and I love this one.
38:14But their heads are too big.
38:15That's exactly why they're so special.
38:17I don't get it.
38:18Well, you will this weekend.
38:21Huh?
38:21We're gonna go to the museum and see some paintings by a guy named Picasso.
38:26Is that the pizza?
38:27Yeah, take the cash for the tip.
38:35Hi, is your mom here?
38:40It's not the pizza.
38:42Who is it?
38:43It's Uncle Gary's wife.
38:49Honey, go get your brother for dinner.
38:51Hey, loser, food!
38:57I owe you an explanation.
38:59Is Gary here?
39:00God, no, it's over.
39:01I ended it.
39:03I'm worried something bad happened.
39:05I haven't heard from him in days.
39:23People think by planting a garden, they can control nature.
39:27They mow lawns into golf courses.
39:30Just need to ask you a question.
39:31I'm with a customer.
39:33About the other night, at that fancy garden party.
39:36Trim hedges into a maze.
39:42Any chance you know someone by the name of Doug Morris?
39:48He's my friend's hodge.
39:50I'm not sure I've ever seen him before.
39:52I'm not sure I've ever seen him before.
39:53I'm not sure I've ever seen him before.
39:54I'm not sure I've ever seen him before.
39:55I'm not sure I've ever seen him before.
39:56I'm not sure I've ever seen him before.
39:57I'm not sure I've ever seen him before.
39:59Is everything okay?
40:01But at a certain point, nature fights back.
40:12That beautiful oleander that pops up by your pool?
40:14You got a report.
40:15Some property was damaged.
40:17You know anything about that?
40:18Ah, listen, officer, we both had a lot to drink and things got wild.
40:23A single flower can kill a horse.
40:53Have you spoken to Doug since?
41:01Am I in some sort of trouble?
41:03Depends.
41:05On what?
41:05What he says when we find him.
41:08So the dirty little secret.
41:12If anything comes to mind, let me know.
41:16We don't connect.