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Grosse Pointe Garden Society Season 1 Episode 2

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00:00I can't see what makes you so special. No, there's someone who does how come guys like Gary always think they can get away with it
00:06Maybe they shouldn't I want you out of your office at my daughter's house
00:10Tonight your son killed my dog. We were for them Alice
00:18I can't believe we're burying a body. What about the garden? We'll have to dig it up how much
00:24Oh
00:25You were supposed to hang on to it. Why can't it just burn they can still track it. Wait, where's the phone? I'm worth birdie
00:36If you're actually thinking about leaving me a message hang up and text loser Oh
00:42Text her. I just did do it again calories. She's tight. She's not thinking straight
00:46Yeah, just bring back the phone. She does anything stupid. We will lose it guys. I can't type that fast
00:52Where is she going to save herself?
00:55All right for Kony specials made him real messy. I only need three now
01:02No, sure. Yeah, just
01:04Scrape up all the chili and cook the dogs and throw it back up on the shelf like a real omelet
01:07You know what? I'll eat it
01:10I
01:15Thought he would never do that. She would
01:18100% turn us in to cut herself a deal. Okay, you've never even given her a chance. Believe me. I know the type
01:24Okay, I'm sorry. Are we back in high school?
01:26Yeah, except the cheerleader is gonna set the band kid to tree. Okay, not everyone with money is out to get you Alice
01:31She's definitely afforded better defense attorney than I can you've known her for all the five. Yeah, you know tell her she's crazy
01:37She's a crazy one, right?
01:39What?
01:44Rough night
01:52My friends and I sort of murdered someone
02:09I
02:22Really need to talk to you. I also DM but didn't know if you knew how to work that no offense
02:30Sounds pretty thirsty
02:32She's in high school
02:35It's about a scholarship. I
02:37Don't want to know anymore. I'm his advisor. Just stay out of trouble
02:44Those are mine
02:51What would I do without you live in filth
02:54I
03:04Every garden has unwanted guests
03:10Slugs linger on the leaves. They slowly eat away at everything you care about
03:24Whoa, hey buddy everything, all right
03:33You got a sec
03:37Yeah
03:40Spider mites are even worse
03:42Cuz no matter how hard you try
03:46They're impossible to control
03:48I'm here to pick up Molly breed
03:51Dead
03:59That'll be 96 82 with the commemorative urn
04:07Is it possible to get her as is
04:21I
04:44Don't know what 3d tells the doctor because it barely looks human to me
04:50My daughter look like a fossil from Pompeii, well, she's a little pageant queen now, so maybe it's a good thing
04:57So when is Alice gonna give you your fossil?
05:05Wish I knew you know what I'll loan her my wedge pillow. What's that? It lifts the pelvis
05:11So the semen can reach the cervix
05:14Oh
05:16I'm just saying if they don't get with the program. She's gonna be too old to babysit
05:25Aphids are like a plague by the time you detect them. You're already infested
05:30So if you and mom both have brown hair, how come mine's red cuz grandpa Pat had red
05:36I just passed the gene on to you
05:39I
05:41Does that mean I could be an alcoholic like grandma
05:44Whoa, don't write that down, but it's a tree
05:49What else did your mom say about my side of the family? It's how he sees every time she looks at the Sun
05:55Yeah, it's called. It's called photosensitivity
05:59Did she get that cuz she's a sociopath
06:02But
06:06The most dreaded intruders the ones that do the most damage
06:10Always seem to come out at night
06:12So I'm standing there with my ding-a-ling hanging out in front of my father-in-law
06:16The next thing I know I'm living out of my car
06:18Jesus and begging for a job selling shoes. I mean
06:24He did sleep with another woman
06:27Always the guys falling, huh?
06:32Do we know her
06:36Just some basic bitch
06:41So, what are you gonna do
06:45Make her sorry
06:54What the hell
07:01Oh my kidney
07:03I'm an award-winning realtor. That's some killer
07:09All right, buddy
07:13It's gonna be okay anything you need we're here for you, right
07:22He's staying in your pool house kids keep calling him uncle Gary who told him to do that
07:30Uncle Gary that ass face just gets off on torturing you. What am I supposed to do any of his other side pieces of pool houses?
07:39You are way more than that. Thank you
07:43leaving
07:45Everywhere
07:46The crouching on my two lips. It's already got this in. Yes. Okay, so we'll beat it
07:50They're like chin hairs full one and two more tickets place. Okay. Well the cots not for a while
07:55We'll figure it out. Mmm, not to freak you out, but it's also extremely toxic
08:01Okay, what about dish soap? Yeah that worked on the crabgrass last season Donna
08:06Okay, get your ass to Kroger clean them out of palm olive
08:12All right bitches ready to rake
08:18What I didn't know they made overalls with booty shorts
08:21I was a garden hoe for Halloween last year. I like the commitment. Thank you
08:27Who knows maybe all of this will make me a better person
08:35There was blood everywhere I
08:40Guess when someone has that many holes in their body just like all comes out
08:47How many holes
08:52I don't know
08:54Too many we were so freaked out. Everything just got out of control so fast
09:04Me like
09:09Trying to quit
09:15Drive last night
09:18Why does it matter
09:20How much did you have to drink? I?
09:23Don't know a few not too smart on probation. I was at the gala any pills
09:30Just prescription stuff. What Xanax Vicodin? I'm not faded. Okay, here's the thing
09:37People get shot strangled beaten. I once saw a guy get hit by an 18-wheeler on the large freeway
09:43His body just exploded
09:46His ribs were like a rack of lamb on the side of the road
09:51but I've never heard of anyone getting killed the way the
09:56They you've just described
10:01What's it gonna take
10:05Show me
10:09Maybe I will take that light
10:16What
10:20Happened to not trashing each other to the kids. She's an alcoholic. Okay. Well, your sister's a full klepto
10:25Okay, Brett, your mom goes to a a and Nikki went to jail
10:29Mall jail, but but this just says it Zach inherited her dimples. Okay. Well, you know what if you wanted it done differently then you
10:37Right, yes, you do all the homework
10:39You ignore the teacher's email because they always start with hey, Melissa because I am the only one that answers them
10:46Who's winning
10:49Is that finish
10:51Am I the only one who didn't work on my son's project?
10:54Just saying let's do tomorrow. No, no, this is never getting turned in. Do you want him to fail?
10:58I don't want everyone in that school laughing at his family. Oh
11:03You grow up. Okay, you know what?
11:06Like that you like what are you doing?
11:15I
11:25Don't understand why the cops won't investigate maybe because there's no proof of homicide or
11:31Dog aside, whatever. There was a bullet in her brain Doug. Hey, I don't know
11:38It's not like she
11:40committed suicide
11:42Hello
11:44Hey patty, no, don't spoil your appetite. Oh, that's Molly mom. Oh
11:52God's sake you get it get it off the table
11:56Sweetie, I got you some some avocado oil. It's filled with polyphenols. Oh gross. Oh, that's good for your baby maker
12:06Well, just in case you change your mind, all right, ah more bags more bags
12:14Why you shoot here
12:17We need money Alice I
12:20Don't get it without your job we can't afford to keep this place
12:25You know what happens if we move into the rental house think I want you can forget about
12:30Every holiday every Sunday dinner all of our free time. Okay, it's either that or they're looking for a regional director at the side company
12:38It would be a lot more money
12:41Get out health insurance again, and we could get a better car. Hey, we could travel
12:48What about opening your gallery
12:50It's not like anyone's banging down our door for my doodles
12:55We had a plan plans change
12:58People grow up they buy houses
13:02have babies
13:04Since when did we agree to become your parents?
13:07Parents are like everyone else in this town since when did we agree to that? What's so wrong with that? I
13:16Don't even know what's happening right now
13:20What's happening is you chose your dog over your job she was our dog
13:26Hilarious what is that supposed to mean?
13:30You know, I used to think that you didn't want to settle down and have a baby because you already had one
13:35And then it was because we were gonna go to New York and everything but now now what
13:43Maybe you just don't want one with me
13:53I'll get us the money. Okay. Hey, I'll get us the money
14:06I
14:14Was a room 715
14:18Our old room
14:20Your new room now, you know say as long as you want order room service you can
14:26You can take it all out on captain. I'm not crumbs on your counter. You get to just wipe away. I want you gone
14:32Why'd you have to blow up my life? I understand that you're going through a lot
14:35I can't even get my table at PF Chang's eat somewhere else hostess probably saw the giant penis. Someone drew on my bus ad
14:42What's your endgame here Gary?
14:45Well, first I'm a binge that doc series on the chimpanzee that went crazy, okay, how long are you planning to stay
14:55Depends what days weeks months long as it takes to destroy everything you care about
15:03I
15:05I'm calling the cops. Hmm
15:08Be my guest they will arrest you for trespassing. Yeah, they'll also take my statement and I'll be real clear about why I'm here
15:16Might want to give your husband a heads up. Oh
15:21Hey, I added a few things to our grocery list I'm thinking about going keto
15:33Yo Bradley, hey
15:39Why do you keep blowing me off
15:40You need to chill. Okay. I just want to talk. Well make an appointment with my publicist. Well, it's like super important
15:48I'm not your mother
16:02Oh
16:10My god, oh
16:12My god, are you okay? Oh, are you okay? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but uh, oh, but they don't know that
16:26Okay, you win I
16:29I need a favor
16:39What's the favor a friend of mine got in trouble what kind of trouble
16:48The kind that you're stuck with for the rest of your life I
16:51I
16:54Thought you didn't have a girlfriend well, I wouldn't exactly call her that what are you guys gonna do?
17:01Not what you did
17:04What do they cost these days a lot do your parents know no, no, I know my dad would kill me
17:16Hold it
17:21Shh
17:27Now do you believe me
17:31Jesus
17:33We used ammonia and hydrogen peroxide for you know, clean up which one made the holes
17:41And also that one
17:45That one too
17:48And the one above it
17:53Is there anything here you guys didn't use to kill someone
18:03That one
18:05I
18:12Don't touch anything why because this is a crime scene
18:22Birdie
18:23Birdie, let's see. We can figure this out. Okay, just let us in. We know your home the TV's on
18:30Yeah in your cars out front
18:32No, she drives a Porsche then what's with the heap in the driveway my Ferraris in the shop Olga
18:41You're here early
18:42We were just wondering if birdie is home
18:45Wasn't she supposed to be with you? Oh, we had kind of a crazy night. Yeah super lit actually
18:52lost her
18:54Everything. Okay. Oh
18:55100% Yeah. Yeah, we're just trying to keep the party going
18:59Because it's gonna take more than a tide pen to get that blood out
19:12Just tell her we came by
19:15You
19:27Have you ever been to a grocery store before I only need four that's not how it works. Oh
19:34My friend usually buys all my food for me
19:37Really mm-hmm cooks and cleans too. Wow. Wish I had a friend like that. Oh, I'll text you the agency
19:47Gary should be buying us groceries. This is
19:55What oh
19:57Oh
20:01No, look don't turn around
20:05Who's that
20:06Gary's wife. Oh, you never want to see the wife
20:10Catherine that's why do not leave. How are you gonna introduce me as the other other other woman? Hey fine go
20:18Hi
20:25My students mean the world to me
20:29Not all of them
20:32Even your son. I appreciate the apology
20:36You appreciate it so much. You'll talk to the school board. Yeah, I wish I could you're ahead of fundraising
20:42Why can't you because words matter Alice? I
20:45I
20:47Made a mistake you canceled him for something. He didn't do listen. I really need my job back
20:56His life isn't some English paper you just get to rewrite
21:04This is yours
21:15You
21:18Michigan
21:20Excuse me. You once asked where I went to school go blue
21:25Congratulations, I can get Peyton in
21:33How head of admissions lived in my dorm sophomore year
21:38You know the Dean and I know what he looks for in a college essay, how do I know it'll work?
21:43I'm an English teacher
21:46Words matter
21:52I
21:55Don't know what to say here
21:58Everyone's acting like I have some incurable disease Jesus
22:03You didn't do anything. Neither did you?
22:07What do you mean you worked with him
22:11Right, but even if you knew he was cheating you couldn't tell me
22:19Amanda I lose your job
22:26Did you ask who the women were
22:30No, Gary said that there were so many and I didn't want to have to face them
22:41Ah, he really doesn't deserve you
22:47You're so sweet. Oh
22:52My god
22:55He never told you oh
22:59Yeah, timing is not ideal
23:04Congratulations, thanks
23:11So
23:16What's that gonna do it's on them but he's the one who has to redo the whole project over who cares about a stupid
23:23Great. It's a teacher's perspective just about everyone. They still have his dignity
23:28Look, I say this with love. Oh, here we go. It's not sure. This is about your son's social status. Oh, come on
23:36What do you think I actually care what they think
23:38Look, I get it
23:39There's nothing to get your wife left you for a good-looking guy with lots of money and a powerful job
23:44Sorry, are you on and now your kids have two dad, you know, I didn't I didn't come here to feel bad about myself
23:50Well, you wouldn't feel bad if it wasn't true. Well, I would rather you lie to me. I
23:54Said it was good-looking not better. Okay
23:57Even
24:01Even the body he does have a trainer. Oh
24:05Just throw him in the oven with the cookies while you're at it what cake Molly
24:13The hell are you doing what the cops won't
24:22Kids a hunter
24:28Um
24:31Our cleaning lady hasn't come yet this week I
24:34Like seeing you in your natural habitat
24:39Why Oh best college essays
24:44They show who you really are
24:50So, what do you uh like about these guys I don't know
24:57They're baller
24:59They're disruptors sounds cool. Yeah, they like to break the rules
25:07Cool
25:10Can I get something to drink you mean like like wine
25:15No. Yeah, I guess a fireball left somewhere just waters good
25:27Oh
25:29Oh
25:52Mrs. Morris I was just um, I normally wear boxer briefs
25:56Okay, yeah, maybe we can use that in your essay I
26:01Knew that's what you really wanted
26:04Excuse me. You're like one of those horny Florida teachers. What? No, that's not why I'm here
26:11Totally explains why you lost your mind over me
26:14Where is it?
26:16Where's what?
26:18the gun that goes with this I
26:22I have no idea
26:24Please you didn't kill that deer with a lacrosse stick. Yeah, my dad used a rifle and
26:30I am NOT leaving until I find it. Okay, is this what your dog again?
26:37We don't go in there wait, wait, is this where you keep it stop don't make sign Herschel Riverson just
26:47It's all right
26:51Sorry snowball
26:55Bullets from a handgun
26:59So we don't own one
27:10They stretch a half-size don't forget they're crowding my corns she's pregnant
27:17I
27:19Don't I think on it
27:24Daisy sale ends tomorrow
27:26How do you live with yourself?
27:30Wasn't planned. Oh, that makes it so much better. And you said you never wanted to know anything about her
27:35I meant like if she was more fun than me
27:37Not this. Yeah. Did you really want to hear all about our gender reveal party while I was ripping off your panties?
27:47Why'd you have to go and bone half the town Gary
27:50You were still boning your husband. That's different. Yeah, what why do you get to make the rules?
27:55You cheated on me. We were already cheating not on each other
28:00Okay, so so where do you draw the line? Uh, two people three. I don't know. I thought we were just having fun
28:08We were gonna run away to Paris
28:10I
28:14Really what do you mean really? Well, that's something you just say to make it more fun
28:23You really are a pig yeah fine oink oink. So what does that make you?
28:31Heartbroken
28:34Yeah, is that what your husband would call it
28:40Oh
28:56This is body glitter it was on sale we're making a family tree we're not going clubbing I could also do this on my own
29:05We probably should have done it together in the first place
29:11I delete those teacher emails
29:20You forgot pipe cleaners
29:23Is that how you really see me?
29:25What do you mean, you know birthed in a dumpster?
29:29You also forgot googly eyes for real
29:36Yeah, kind of Wow
29:41That's why I fell for you
29:43So you're into you're into trashy types. I was into someone who was basically raised by wolves
29:50But somehow turned out
29:53incredible
29:58Okay glue sticks, where are you so why did you leave me for that guy?
30:07You left me first
30:11What
30:13Alice
30:15Well, she's she's just a friend
30:20Nobody looks at their friend like that
30:22We volunteer together and Connor and I work together
30:28I've known her for years
30:31Yeah, that was the problem I
30:36Never stood a chance
30:40I
30:58Need to eat something
31:03Appetizer entree dessert, I'll make that salmon you like
31:10I
31:13Tell them I'm in the middle of dinner
31:23It's the police
31:26I
31:39Can I help you officer? Oh, I think you know why I'm here. Okay. He came to me
31:45You're just making this harder on yourself. Maybe Ford felt like he couldn't talk to you guys
31:48We wanted it to be a surprise for his birthday
31:52Wanted what to be a surprise
31:55The Xbox
31:58Luckily, I found it before his mom did I
32:02Didn't give him this he said you paid for it
32:10Who knew hustling ran in the family either way it would make my life a lot easier if you would just stay out of our
32:18business
32:21What if I can't
32:24Well
32:26then I'll just have to dig up something from your record and
32:30Do all the dirty stuff that people think cops do
32:35It's that threat coming from you or your wife
32:41No, man, you really are all kinds of trouble you have no idea
32:49Thank you, by the way for what giving us one hell of a son
33:09So what happens now
33:12All those tools get stolen
33:14So what happens now
33:17All those tools get booked into evidence, I mean what happens to me and my friends
33:25Nothing
33:27How can you be sure just if they ever find the body they'll never look for the murder weapons inside the station
33:39Do you hate me now
33:44You
34:07They're all kinds of trouble birdbrain, you know, I hate that nickname why it works
34:15Oh
34:24Could you wash that and drop it at Goodwill dry clean only those people don't care and why do you need it washed?
34:33Never mind, you've got better things to worry about. Should I be worried?
34:40Just do it myself
34:45What happened last night the thing I'm proud of that why your friend had blood on her dress I
34:58Can't answer that why not
35:04Because I couldn't live with myself if I got you in trouble
35:09That's very kind your family to me
35:15I appreciate that miss Bradley
35:26But whatever mess you've gotten yourself into I can't clean it up this time
35:45I'm sure about this
35:48Even if I found out who did it it wouldn't bring her back
35:56Not the most peaceful resting place
36:00Petco but yeah, you can't dump ashes in a bone aisle
36:04I
36:06Know
36:13It's okay to keep her on a shelf I
36:18Have to let her go why I haven't been focusing on the right things
36:24Yeah, I know what you mean you do
36:34You know car business who's been telling you that for years, that's why you're the best
36:45I could be better. Yeah, not to me
36:52It's my husband
37:05Well, at least she's with her people now
37:15It's worse clearly you can't fight mother nature with dish soap
37:20What about vinegar and baking soda?
37:23YouTube hole
37:25Chemicals well naturals way safer. Well, who cares if it's safe if it doesn't work. It was my fault
37:31Wow, I
37:34Kissed him at the office party. Oh
37:38Your other weed kidding the guy is a disrespectful deceitful love-bombing a quad
37:46Then I guess so am I
37:50It wouldn't be an affair if someone didn't get hurt
37:52I
37:58Can fix this
38:00Every gardener agrees a pest is nature's way of telling us we are doing something wrong
38:06But what they can't agree on the best way to get rid of one. Hey kids still up that presents
38:13There's something I need to tell you
38:22I was gonna get the turkey burgers because I know you like to be healthy
38:25But I got the bison instead because I know you like the taste of red meat
38:29Know everything about me, huh? It's my job. I
38:33Didn't know I have a son
38:38Your mother
38:42Really want to try to be
38:47Well, y'all have quite a colorful family
38:53You have no idea
39:02Any one thing I think you should know
39:06Oh
39:20Sometimes the infestation just takes over and when that happens
39:27There's only one thing left to do
39:30Burn it all down
39:36Oh
39:55There have you been don't worry about it, obviously we'll have our hands full with the koi pond
40:00Yeah, it's gonna double as a reflecting pool which will make us a shoo-in for next season's cup
40:06What about the garden?
40:08Please tell me I didn't just hear they're gonna dig up the body. Yeah, we have to move it again
40:14Well, we just pray the body doesn't pop up in Maryland's koi pond. Can we stop saying the body?
40:19It's freaking me out saying the name is worse. I see the blood in the holes
40:26See the blood in the holes, let's just say quiche
40:31It's dairy, you know, not meaty
40:36Fine we have to move quiche. Well, how'd they find Keisha's phone first?
40:43Because we'll already be serving life sentences for murder
40:47Where is the phone trust me it won't lead to us
40:50If you don't know you have plausible deniability, what did you do I kept quiche alive
41:07Excuse me, sir. Is this yours? No