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Grosse Pointe Garden Society Season 1 Episode 3
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00:00the Xbox I didn't give him this he said you paid for why'd you have to blow up
00:08my life how long are you planning to stay long as it takes to destroy
00:11everything you care about I can fix this there's something I need to tell you
00:15can we stop seeing the body let's just say Keith
00:18Korpon what about the garden we have to dig it up please tell me I didn't just
00:23hear they're gonna dig up the body we have to move it so the primary will have
00:30dual walk-in closets and pocket doors to the terrace do you guys want to see
00:34where the AD is gonna be can't wait AD you it's where rich people put their
00:41Pilates machines or in this case a guest house with a soaking tub and walk-in
00:46shower two floors three-car garage underneath is she okay she's just in the
00:54denial stage of cold-blooded murder nothing on the news nothing anywhere
00:59no one even this it's only been a few days you're allowed to say it guys
01:05planning the phone worked for now I'm thinking accordion doors to capture that
01:12lake breeze cool unless you want something different me you're gonna live
01:18here she is thought you might want to get rid of that divorce juju uh this is
01:25way too much house for me you won't be living here alone who's my roomie
01:31quiche
01:37Oh God
01:42Maryland's determined to build that boy pond no she's already started the site
01:47survey hell no when is the foundation going tomorrow
01:53why does it have to be me I could never afford this house and we won't have to
02:03move a dead body ever again
02:12Oh
02:23please say something
02:27like what
02:30I don't know anything
02:34is it over yes yes of course when did it start a while ago weeks months Christmas
02:54where where why where did you and Gary paint each other's nails what do you
03:00think um
03:08hotels show houses our house
03:18our house
03:25our bed
03:34do you love him no not anymore
03:47okay okay okay okay what I forgive you that's it thanks for letting me know
04:15and then from the shadows they hear a low growl bigfoot a whole herd of them
04:35this sucks well cuz we haven't made s'mores yet
04:40I'm gonna go get my iPad no one likes to look at a dead garden all they see is
04:51a big pile of dirt
04:54what are you doing whatever you want
05:10I want to go to couples counseling
05:13what was once lush and vibrant is now barren and bleak
05:43my job is to bring the dirt back to life
06:00how's your friend um way better yeah what's she talking about no one the girl he's making
06:10babies with so not cool yeah neither is this it's not mine is that the new Xbox yeah do
06:23you want it hell yeah okay wait maybe it is mine you don't know who you're messing with
06:32oh what are you gonna send me to my room come on I'm not one of these Lululemon bitches
06:37you can play oh no no I know exactly who you are you're all about look at me rich friends
06:44I'm helping the dumb poor kid can I get back on the pickleball team even if that were true
06:50why not take advantage of it but you still owe me for the Xbox so when I look at a dead
06:59garden I just see possibility he served me breakfast in bed this morning weird what do
07:06you make crepes weirder who makes crepes for the wife who just cheated on you imagine
07:14what you'd get if you hadn't why isn't he mad at me maybe Tucker's more of a time bomb
07:21or maybe he did something way worse do I put the purpleys next to the green ones or the
07:28pink things by the dolly is pink things the pink things explain yourself lady kids working
07:37off a debt no about Tucker oh here's the thing anytime a guy is too nice and not trying to
07:44get in my pants he did something bad she's not wrong lots of dudes own guns Alice do
07:54you know more of a hand-to-hand combat kind of guy Doug has a gun for what nothing he
08:01wants me to know about what do you make you for breakfast a therapy appointment where
08:07are my marigolds oh they're too expensive but marigolds draw the eye we decided to sub
08:12pansies so they won't tell the same story Catherine and what story is that Marilyn well
08:19once upon a time there was a cute little garden club that thought they could win the most
08:23prestigious prize in the state of Michigan by planting the same flowers year after year
08:28because they'd rather drink rose and discuss their sad little marriages instead of focusing
08:32on what's really important making a goddamn garden that sings from the dirt to the heavens
08:37Donna marigolds must be on sale somewhere right you had to tell her about the pansies
08:45kind of fun watching her suffer though right I think there's something wrong with my lips
08:50whoa buddy I got stung by a bee can we get some water oh my god oh my god oh my god
08:59please don't die how do we lose a body I'm telling you it was 15 paces from Japanese
09:07boxwood no it was the wintergreen boxwood this one or that one this one I just tried
09:11this one that's the other one awesome we lost quiche we didn't lose anyone why don't you
09:15just live stream it how else are we supposed to see what we're getting that's what the
09:18boxers are for quiche
09:36how deep do we go just till we hit the quilt what if we hit an arm or a leg
09:43or a face take softly oh my god
09:59guys hold up there's no time start pouring cement at sunrise that car wasn't here earlier
10:05or someone's watching us
10:17what's his weight I'm not sure is he allergic to any medications I don't know has he ever
10:22had a reaction like this before I don't know okay he's your son right
10:29okay I just need you to sign this for me what's this for we can't treat a minor without
10:39a parent's consent
10:42sigh
10:54in order to make this work I want both of you to be really honest with each other
11:02so who would like to begin
11:07you're the one who wanted to do this
11:10and why do you think that is Doug I don't know um I guess there's some weirdness with
11:18us what kind of weirdness just money life stuff that's not why we're here
11:27um she's also on the fence about buying a house starting a family it's not about that
11:33it's not about that either what is it
11:37Molly oh come on you never like her that's not fair you never allowed her in your car
11:44okay she got car sick you didn't play with her how could I she was always glued to your
11:48side who's Molly you never even took her to the vet what's your point Alice you said
11:53she was the reason I didn't want to have kids so
11:58so maybe you wanted her gone
12:03that's just super messed up
12:09did you do something to my dog
12:13do you know what she's referring to
12:19I think so
12:22how could you it was an accident oh my god what was Doug I was in a rush I didn't hear
12:35it close huh I should have gone back to check but I just didn't what the hell are you talking
12:41about I left the gate open and I didn't want to tell you because I knew he'd have that
12:49look on your face thank you for your honesty I really want to believe it
13:11okay okay feels like a really good place to stop
13:24that one come with cruise control why are you gonna mow your own lawn
13:29never it is a sweet machine what's up Connor has Zach said anything about fly fishing
13:39only every time he passed the sporting goods store he wants to hit the UP for rainbow trout
13:43well still saving for all the gears we'll have to wait for a steelhead you know I've
13:48got a cabin up in Marquette surprise me if you didn't all the rods everything you need
13:58I don't know what to say I'm happy to help okay so how do we do this
14:07whatever's easiest I can grab the stuff tomorrow after work when I have the truck
14:12oh man this sucks well I meant Zach would go with me but but it's my weekend we always
14:23swap but I want to teach him he's not gonna be a pro tonight way my dad taught me you
14:30still can it's just it should be my thing whether you like it or not I'm in his life
14:41too Zach's busy your call by the way never told him any of this so he won't know what
14:58I'm missing
15:18it was probably just some kids hooking up I swear I saw binoculars could have been a
15:24what is it with you and the lights what you work here even if someone was watching us
15:31all they saw was a bunch of people gardening in the dark well that's on you my friend sure
15:38we're night gardeners is that even a thing or he could have been a bird watcher which
15:42explains the binoculars what birds are out at night owls nightingales do you guys actually
15:50hear yourselves night bird watching it's definitely not a thing we should go back what we still
15:56have time guys he's a cop then why aren't we in jail because he's waiting for us to
16:00do something stupid like go back and dig up a body okay if we don't Marilyn will fine
16:10knock yourself out
16:18it was way too much house for me anyway
16:24fine and what do we do leave Keisha in peace for how long till whoever's watching us just
16:35thinks we're a bunch of boring day gardeners at least that's a thing
16:44can we get smoothies now but why'd you switch in the first place huh Connor said wide receivers
16:48win the games not without the running backs pushing the team down the field
16:53can I get the peanut butter blast off it only comes in a grown-up size can I get a grown-up
16:58size smoothie sure
17:04well no we'll see
17:08just I just don't want him to run out of
17:11over
17:26why are we here family meeting
17:30mama make you one
17:32what is happening hey can the kids stay here this weekend
17:36uh why
17:39got a lot going on hey you guys go play okay I'll be in there in a second
17:46is everything okay
17:49don't answer the door for anyone
18:05been on that thing all day buddy nothing else to do you want to hit the park
18:11we'll play on the swings
18:22you're right screw the park want to cook has some rainbow trout for real surprise
18:28right now uh Connor's gonna take you
18:32aren't you coming
18:35oh I gotta put in a whole row of Japanese maples this weekend
18:40but I want to go with you
18:43well the thing is Connor's just way more experienced
18:48he is oh yeah yeah dudes won trophies and stuff might have even been sponsored or something
18:55he won't be mad no no no never buddy it actually helped me out at work if you went with him
19:02awesome
19:16oh what okay all right I'm gonna need you to twirl yeah
19:23is it giving flirty plumber um you know it's giving like f-22 pilot just landed on the deck ready to debrief
19:30mission accomplished
19:32your hubby's off-site oh well I just needed to print out some permission slips for Dakota's field trip
19:38okay uh anything else uh coffee run I could we could do those rocket fuel cold brews
19:49yeah good idea goes with your outfit charge it to the company
19:53will do
20:29hey babe can you grab my suit from the cleaners
20:41oh uh yeah I can swing by after Addie's dance class
20:45yeah I might have to make a quick trip to Chicago
20:47new client
20:49no just matched on one of those cheetah websites with a yoga instructor in Lincoln Park
20:53what
20:55new client
20:57hilarious
21:00uh I'm just returning some things at Target
21:03oh I'm about to drive right by you we should grab lunch
21:06well why don't I meet you
21:09well I'm pulling into Target now
21:12um actually I'm leaving
21:15we can take one car
21:17you know what I just left
21:19wow that's a nice trick
21:22what do you mean
21:24leaving Target when I'm standing right behind you
21:30I was just um printing some permission slips
21:35for Dakota yeah Brian already told me
21:39I uh I'm gonna check the printer
21:42I don't think he needs to do that
21:45do you
21:50okay I'm gonna I'm gonna leave these cold brews on my desk
22:00well I've got to jump into a meeting
22:05feel free to go through all the drawers too
22:08keys in the tray
22:10Tucker
22:12I'm really gonna need my suit though
22:14do you mind
22:16okay
22:30ma'am
22:32how is he
22:34oh you can't smoke in here
22:36it's not lit
22:37still it's against the law to even have a cigarette
22:38is my son okay
22:39he's stable
22:40oh thank god
22:42we gave him epinephrine swelling's down oxygen levels look good
22:45so I can take him home
22:47we want to keep him overnight
22:49is that necessary
22:51just to make sure he's out of the woods
22:52out of the woods
22:54what are the woods
22:55you know sometimes these things get worse before they get better
22:59well
23:01I'd really like to get him out of here before
23:04anyone at home finds out
23:07finds out
23:09gets worried
23:12okay
23:13I mean in your experience Eric
23:17what are the odds something happens
23:20it's case by case
23:21okay but if you were like betting in Vegas
23:24on your son going into anaphylactic shock again
23:27ballpark
23:29he should really stay the night
23:41I didn't know he was allergic to bees
23:45moms can't know everything
24:00I don't think she's the right therapist
24:02lucky she didn't call the cops
24:04she just didn't get us
24:05what is wrong with you
24:07me
24:08do you really think I shot the dog
24:10since when did you start packing heat
24:12my dad gave it to me after the break-in next door
24:14you know how I feel about guns
24:16which is why I didn't want to kill
24:18and then molly shot
24:19oh my everyone has a gun
24:21cops security guards grannies
24:23yeah but not everyone has a gun
24:25I don't know
24:26everyone has a gun
24:27cops security guards grannies
24:29yeah but not everyone's jealous of a dog
24:31oh my god I am so sorry for being honest
24:34you know there are ways
24:36to tell where this came from
24:39so what you're just gonna run some forensics on it
24:42maybe
24:44you know what
24:45let me make it easy for you
24:48forget the CSI crap
24:49and the stupid therapy okay
24:51I did it okay
24:53I grabbed molly by the collar
24:54and and I put some peanut butter
24:56on the tip of a gun
24:57and as she was blissfully lapping it up
24:59I blew her goddamn brains out
25:10is that true
25:12does it even matter
25:14it's the only thing you want to hear
25:22I'm gonna walk
25:24okay
25:47you're still up
25:51what's going on
25:54nothing
26:03you know how you stop a shark from circling
26:05don't
26:12who are you
26:13you've been on me for days
26:14no shift change
26:15no partner
26:16and this car is way too junky
26:17to be government issued
26:18so you can't be a cop
26:19take it easy man
26:20who
26:21the hell
26:22are you
26:25wow
26:26yeah
26:27Jesus
26:28I know
26:29why would your ex-wife have a PI on your ass
26:32it's her husband
26:33he wants dirt
26:34for what
26:36his kids
26:37he's trying to get custody
26:43better than a cop I guess
26:44yeah for you
26:47not necessarily
26:51he could have seen all of us
26:52do all kinds of things
26:54no he didn't see us bury quiche
26:55how do you know
26:56cause there'd be no reason to still follow me if he knew that
26:59unless he's waiting to use it
27:04then what happened
27:06I said next time I see him
27:07I'm gonna take his ear as a souvenir
27:10hmm
27:11didn't take this guy for a badass
27:12oh yeah
27:13poor schmuck peed his pants
27:19so
27:20you made the guy who maybe saw us
27:23murder someone
27:24wet himself
27:30anyone want to split cheese rice
27:32at 9am
27:34the time of day
27:35is your issue with cheese rice
27:37let's at least get onion rings
27:39how is that better
27:40it's a real vegetable
27:51oh
27:54where do you even get one of those
27:56our guys used them to find sprinkler heads
27:58I think
27:59I think it was more over here
28:01how far did he throw it
28:03I don't know
28:04he was really angry
28:05I mean it could be anywhere Alice
28:08if we don't find it I'll never know
28:15dibs
28:20do you think
28:21Doug would actually
28:22do that
28:23to an animal
28:27Dahmer had a bestie
28:30what does that have to do with Doug
28:31well
28:32so Dahmer and this guy
28:33they'd like
28:34hang at McDonald's
28:35while he was still
28:36dissolving bodies
28:37ew
28:38yeah
28:39here's one of the most evil people on the planet
28:40but to his bestie
28:41he's just a
28:42dude who likes nuggets
28:44Doug's not a monster
28:48probably not
28:55thank you
28:57but
28:58um
28:59the fact that we're out here
29:00looking for a bullet to prove it
29:04I don't want to
29:05take a hard look at your marriage
29:09I don't want to
29:10take a hard look at your marriage
29:11I don't want to
29:12take a hard look at your marriage
29:13I don't want to
29:14destroy your house
29:15and leave you
29:29shut up
29:32marigold
29:41Wait.
29:51No one in my family is allergic to anything.
29:53I swear.
29:54I had no idea.
30:03Why is she still here?
30:06She's just leaving.
30:08She was never supposed to be with him in the first place.
30:11It wasn't like we were hanging out.
30:13It was more educational.
30:15What the hell does that mean?
30:17I was teaching him a lesson.
30:18He owed her for an Xbox.
30:21You knew about this?
30:22Joel was just trying to do the right thing.
30:25Joel?
30:27You guys are friends now?
30:33You know what?
30:34I'm just gonna go.
30:36I want you to arrest her.
30:37I think you're making this bigger than it needs to be.
30:39She keeps violating our agreement.
30:41Will you calm down?
30:42Signed for him is his mother.
30:43He had to save his life.
30:46Whose side are you on?
30:47Our son's.
30:50He's not your son.
30:55Can I get another one of these?
30:57You betcha.
30:58Come on.
30:59Let's get you back in bed.
31:20Smells good.
31:21Rack of lamb.
31:22It's almost done.
31:23My fave.
31:24I got the cookbook from that place in New York we left.
31:39Who's coming over?
31:40Oh, it's just us.
31:43Okay.
31:46Can we please talk about this?
31:48Yeah.
31:49Going left to right, we got a Morbier, a Camembert, Stilton they said was good.
31:53I mean, basically half of France.
31:55I mean what happened at the office today.
31:57All right, well, what were you looking for?
32:01Anything to explain why you're cooking rack of lamb right now?
32:04Well, it's your fave.
32:05You should be throwing it in my face.
32:06Then we wouldn't be able to enjoy it.
32:09Okay, unless you're embezzling or drug trafficking or God, I don't know, I have a secret family
32:15somewhere.
32:16I just...
32:17I'm not doing any of that.
32:18Then why don't you punish me?
32:19Okay.
32:20You really want to know?
32:26I was also in love with someone.
32:41From work?
32:42Paid for business though.
32:50What's she like?
32:53She's funny.
32:56Smart, sexy, an incredible mother.
33:02I...
33:03It's too bad her husband stopped seeing how lucky he was.
33:15Maybe she did the same.
33:16I could sleep on the couch or move into a sad hotel, make you cry at some expensive
33:33therapist and wield it all as a weapon until we're both bloody.
33:37I deserve it.
33:38Or I could just skip to the part where we both try hard at it.
33:43How can you do that?
33:44Because you're my ride or die.
33:45I'll go set the table.
33:46Oh, I already did.
33:47If you really want to help, you could make me the strongest drink possible.
33:48Okay.
33:49Yeah.
33:50I'll be right back.
33:51Okay.
33:52Bye.
33:53Bye.
33:54Bye.
33:55Bye.
33:56Bye.
33:57Bye.
33:58Bye.
33:59Bye.
34:00Bye.
34:01Bye.
34:02Bye.
34:03Bye.
34:04Bye.
34:05Bye.
34:06Bye.
34:07Bye.
34:08Bye.
34:09Bye.
34:10Bye.
34:11Bye.
34:12Bye.
34:13Bye.
34:14Bye.
34:15Bye.
34:16Yeah…
34:17♪
34:22♪
34:27♪
34:32♪
34:37♪
34:42♪
34:47♪
34:50The latch doesn't close.
34:52♪
34:54The gate is broken.
34:56♪
35:01♪
35:04It's not your fault.
35:06♪
35:11♪
35:16I'm gonna go stay with my parents.
35:18♪
35:25For how long?
35:27♪
35:34I'll call the landlord about the latch.
35:37♪
35:39Take it off.
35:41Bring it back to my bed.
35:45♪
35:52Melissa!
35:55Open up! I'm not leaving without my kids!
36:00Zach!
36:02Zoe, come on. Dad's here. Let's go. Get your stuff.
36:04What are you doing?
36:06Your home.
36:08The kids aren't here.
36:09Well, where are they?
36:10Not here.
36:11It's my day.
36:12Okay, well, the kids need to be safe, Brett.
36:14Well, you're the one who put a P.I. on me.
36:16But you pulled a knife on.
36:18Kitchen scissors.
36:19Like that matters.
36:21Look, look, look.
36:22You got the money,
36:24fancy friends...
36:26Please go.
36:27I don't need your attention.
36:28Brett.
36:29This is all I got.
36:32I filed for emergency custody this morning.
36:38This isn't you.
36:40Melissa?
36:41Me.
36:42Yeah.
36:43Connor's been the problem from the moment you met him.
36:45Look at you.
36:47Brett, you're not yourself.
36:54Can I at least see him?
36:57Just go home.
37:03I checked credit cards, e-mails, work trips, our safety deposit box.
37:25Only one thing I didn't expect.
37:27Always something.
37:29That he's still into me.
37:31Who knew having an affair could save your marriage?
37:34Uh, we might have to respectfully disagree.
37:39There's more?
37:40Just get your intern on it.
37:45Hey, when's Alice getting here?
37:47She won't text me back.
37:48Hmm, huh.
37:51Oh, well, Marilyn's got an eye.
37:53I'll give her that.
37:54Yeah, the oranges really make it pop.
37:56What am I looking at here?
37:58Your masterpiece.
38:00The golds are supposed to be staged left.
38:02But does it matter?
38:04You know what?
38:05We should sub pansies.
38:06Are you kidding me right now?
38:08No.
38:10I'll do it.
38:11No.
38:12See?
38:13That's the winning spirit.
38:17That's going to take all weekend.
38:18Oh, the kids are on a fishing trip.
38:23Well, I'm free.
38:27Tucker can take Addison to her soccer game for once.
38:33Make Alice do it.
38:37What?
38:39My customers think gardens are just a bunch of pretty flowers.
38:42What they don't know is the right pairing makes all the difference.
38:47Really going for the stereotype, huh?
38:55They're free for cops.
38:59So what did she mean?
39:04I'm a stepfather.
39:06And she adopted him before I was around.
39:14Want to buy me a cup of coffee?
39:17I don't have to pay for those either.
39:20It's like how shade from a sunflower triples the yield of a cucumber patch.
39:26But not every pairing works out.
39:39Hey!
39:50What's going on?
39:55Really sucks to get it wrong.
40:03Because when you do, there's always a price to pay.
40:06It's like the tips of the leaves are turning yellow.
40:08Well, how much light does your greenhouse get?
40:10As much as it can in the winter.
40:12But the tomatoes are coming out.
40:15Well, you probably just have a slight nitrogen deficiency.
40:19The guy from O'Neil's, he said that I should use chicken manure.
40:24What?
40:25Chicken turds.
40:26Oh, no, no.
40:27You got to use something synthetic.
40:30What else?
40:33You know what, I'll just grab it myself.
40:41Someone's watching us.
40:44She could have seen all of us.
40:48All kinds of things.
40:53Excuse me, sir.
40:54Someone can help you up front.
40:56Just need to ask you a question.
40:57I'm with a customer.
40:59Oh, yeah.
41:00That fancy garden party?