Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00Today's Maruko Pro League is the second half of the All-Japan Tournament.
00:09They've been playing 20,000 times a month for almost a year.
00:12Last year's M-1 Grand Prix, they won second place and second place.
00:17Batteries and A-BIRTH.
00:20Two new stars are facing a big problem.
00:25Now, Koji!
00:28Koji! Koji Imada! Koji, open up!
00:32One more time, one more time.
00:35It's like a bun!
00:38There was a girl named Tsuchino under the bike.
00:41My hands were shaking, and I said,
00:42Tsuchino!
00:43And she did this.
00:47So that's how it is!
00:50I like girls, so it's fine.
00:52Isomaru Sui-san is my enemy.
00:57That's so cool!
01:00And...
01:02He's a really fashionable guy.
01:10Haru, the elf, has a boyfriend after 9 years.
01:12She recreates how she fell in love with him.
01:16Really?
01:18Maruko...
01:23No, no, no, no, no!
01:26Wait, this is...
01:31No, no, no, no, no!
01:32Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:34Hey, hey, hey, hey!
01:37Look forward to the second half of the show.
01:41I don't know what happiness is.
01:44I know, I know!
01:45I know, I know!
01:47In June's Maruko-Pole,
01:48there will be a 95-minute special location!
01:52Smile and Wakate-on-Kun will challenge themselves to a speedy location!
01:56Go, go, go!
01:58I'll do whatever I want!
02:02Next week, the R1 Kings of history will gather!
02:06I have no choice but to participate!
02:07The new champion, Tomodao, will also participate!
02:10This is interesting!
02:11I'm going to win!
02:14I'm going to win!
02:17Batteries vs. Evers left a strong impact at the M-1 Grand Prix!
02:24The two teams seem to have no connection between Osaka and Tokyo,
02:28but in fact, they've been holding two-man live shows
02:32for over a year now,
02:34thanks to the combination of baseball.
02:37This is amazing.
02:38The two teams are expected to be the starting line-up,
02:41but they both have a problem.
02:50I'm sure he's an ace.
02:52He's an ace who's on a big break as an idiot character.
02:55However, he's an idiot who's beyond imagination,
02:59and he's making everyone around him nervous.
03:04This is what happened at a live show.
03:06I've never seen you before.
03:08I've never seen you before.
03:13What's wrong?
03:15I was a little surprised.
03:17What?
03:18The audience in front of me is holding a dog.
03:22It's pretty big.
03:25I saw it too.
03:26What?
03:27I saw it too.
03:28Are you serious?
03:29I'm serious.
03:30It's a dog!
03:31You brought a dog?
03:34Look at this.
03:36It's a bag.
03:38A brown bag.
03:42It's a bag.
03:46The audience is laughing at the sudden mistake.
03:54And at the gourmet location...
03:58How is it?
04:00It's delicious.
04:02It's delicious.
04:03The deep-fried tofu is very juicy.
04:07He should have just eaten it as it is.
04:10I'll try it.
04:11He's going to surprise the audience again.
04:18I'll eat it.
04:26It's delicious.
04:28It's sweet.
04:32Why do you hold chopsticks and eat with bare hands?
04:37I'm curious, so I'm going to eat it.
04:41It's delicious.
04:45He's too surprised.
04:47He's going to surprise the audience again.
04:52I'm going to use Ace's stupid story as a manzai.
04:59It's difficult, isn't it?
05:02Yes.
05:03I'm glad you made a mistake, but it's hard when there are many mistakes.
05:08Do you look for a more stupid staff than you?
05:11I couldn't read the lines in the script.
05:18So I looked for a more stupid staff than me.
05:22I asked him how to read it.
05:24He didn't know how to read it, so he was excited.
05:28I asked him how to read it, but he didn't know how to read it.
05:34I see.
05:35So you were satisfied and didn't care about the correct answer.
05:38So you were excited and didn't care about the correct answer.
05:42I just wanted to know that I didn't make a mistake.
05:45Can't you write kanji?
05:47I can't write kanji.
05:51You can write kanji on your smartphone, but you can't write kanji on your own.
05:59I can't write kanji on my own.
06:01Even if I write kanji, I use hiragana.
06:04You couldn't write kanji when you were a child?
06:07Yes.
06:08I studied kanji, but...
06:11You didn't study kanji, did you?
06:13I didn't study kanji, but...
06:19Why can't I write kanji?
06:22What's going on?
06:25What's going on?
06:27I can't write kanji, so I use hiragana in all my live performances.
06:32I wanted to make him laugh, but he said,
06:34I wanted to make him laugh, but he said,
06:38It's all my fault.
06:42You didn't write bento.
06:44You didn't write bento.
06:46You didn't write bento.
06:47You didn't write bento.
06:48You didn't write bento.
06:49You didn't write bento.
06:50You didn't write bento.
06:51You didn't write bento.
06:52You didn't write bento.
06:53You didn't write bento.
06:54You didn't write bento.
06:55You didn't write bento.
06:56You didn't write bento.
06:57You didn't write bento.
06:58You didn't write bento.
06:59You didn't write bento.
07:00You didn't write bento.
07:01You didn't write bento.
07:02You didn't write bento.
07:03You didn't write bento.
07:04You didn't write bento.
07:05You didn't write bento.
07:06You didn't write bento.
07:07You didn't write bento.
07:08You didn't write bento.
07:09You didn't write bento.
07:10You didn't write bento.
07:11You didn't write bento.
07:12You didn't write bento.
07:13You didn't write bento.
07:14You didn't write bento.
07:15You didn't write bento.
07:16You didn't write bento.
07:17You didn't write bento.
07:18You didn't write bento.
07:19You didn't write bento.
07:20You didn't write bento.
07:21You didn't write bento.
07:22You didn't write bento.
07:23You didn't write bento.
07:24You didn't write bento.
07:25You didn't write bento.
07:26You didn't write bento.
07:27You didn't write bento.
07:28You didn't write bento.
07:29You didn't write bento.
07:30You didn't write bento.
07:31You didn't write bento.
07:32You didn't write bento.
07:33You didn't write bento.
07:34You didn't write bento.
07:35You didn't write bento.
07:36You didn't write bento.
07:37You didn't write bento.
07:38You didn't write bento.
07:39You didn't write bento.
07:40You didn't write bento.
07:41You didn't write bento.
07:42You didn't write bento.
07:43You didn't write bento.
07:44You didn't write bento.
07:45You didn't write bento.
07:46You didn't write bento.
07:47You didn't write bento.
07:48You didn't write bento.
07:49You didn't write bento.
07:50You didn't write bento.
07:51You didn't write bento.
07:52You didn't write bento.
07:53You didn't write bento.
07:54You didn't write bento.
07:55You didn't write bento.
07:56You didn't write bento.
07:57You didn't write bento.
07:58You didn't write bento.
07:59You didn't write bento.
08:00You didn't write bento.
08:01You didn't write bento.
08:02You didn't write bento.
08:03You didn't write bento.
08:04You didn't write bento.
08:05You didn't write bento.
08:06You didn't write bento.
08:07You didn't write bento.
08:08You didn't write bento.
08:09You didn't write bento.
08:10You didn't write bento.
08:11You didn't write bento.
08:12You didn't write bento.
08:13You didn't write bento.
08:14You didn't write bento.
08:15You didn't write bento.
08:16You didn't write bento.
08:17You didn't write bento.
08:18You didn't write bento.
08:19You didn't write bento.
08:20You didn't write bento.
08:21You didn't write bento.
08:22You didn't write bento.
08:23You didn't write bento.
08:24You didn't write bento.
08:25You didn't write bento.
08:26You didn't write bento.
08:27You didn't write bento.
08:28You didn't write bento.
08:29You didn't write bento.
08:30You didn't write bento.
08:31You didn't write bento.
08:32You didn't write bento.
08:33You didn't write bento.
08:34You didn't write bento.
08:35You didn't write bento.
08:36You didn't write bento.
08:37You didn't write bento.
08:38You didn't write bento.
08:39You didn't write bento.
08:40You didn't write bento.
08:41You didn't write bento.
08:42You didn't write bento.
08:43You didn't write bento.
08:44You didn't write bento.
08:45You didn't write bento.
08:46You didn't write bento.
08:47You didn't write bento.
08:48You didn't write bento.
08:49You didn't write bento.
08:50You didn't write bento.
08:51You didn't write bento.
08:52You didn't write bento.
08:53You didn't write bento.
08:54You didn't write bento.
08:55You didn't write bento.
08:56You didn't write bento.
08:57You didn't write bento.
08:58You didn't write bento.
08:59You didn't write bento.
09:00You didn't write bento.
09:01You didn't write bento.
09:02You didn't write bento.
09:03You didn't write bento.
09:04You didn't write bento.
09:05You didn't write bento.
09:06You didn't write bento.
09:07You didn't write bento.
09:08You didn't write bento.
09:09You didn't write bento.
09:10You didn't write bento.
09:11You didn't write bento.
09:12You didn't write bento.
09:13You didn't write bento.
09:14You didn't write bento.
09:15You didn't write bento.
09:16You didn't write bento.
09:17You didn't write bento.
09:18You didn't write bento.
09:19You didn't write bento.
09:20You didn't write bento.
09:21You didn't write bento.
09:22You didn't write bento.
09:23You didn't write bento.
09:24You didn't write bento.
09:25You didn't write bento.
09:26You didn't write bento.
09:27You didn't write bento.
09:28You didn't write bento.
09:29You didn't write bento.
09:30You didn't write bento.
09:31You didn't write bento.
09:32You didn't write bento.
09:33You didn't write bento.
09:35I don't get it.
09:36I think they are correct so far.
09:38This is different.
09:40The letter G is not G.
09:43Which one is G?
09:45I will write it if I understand.
09:46Tsukasa.
09:48Tsukasa?
09:50Tsukasa.
09:52Tegayasu.
09:54Tsukasa.
09:56Koji is Tegayasu.
09:58Which one…
10:00Koji is…
10:01Koji?
10:02Koji is Tegayasu.
10:03The K in Koji is Tagayasu.
10:05The G is Tsukasa.
10:07Is Tsukasa the one from Sushi?
10:09Yes, yes, yes!
10:11Smart!
10:13Which one from Sushi was it again?
10:15What?
10:17It's the same.
10:19It's definitely not the same.
10:21Koji from Imada Koji!
10:23It's strange, isn't it?
10:25Going to Tokyo,
10:27writing something like this.
10:29But we have to package it.
10:31There are a lot of lyricists and actors,
10:33so we can't take our time.
10:35It's really tough.
10:37If it's a Tokyo show.
10:39I don't know what Tagayasu is.
10:41Koji from Imada Koji!
10:43Open!
10:45I don't know.
10:47It's like a bun.
10:49Tagayasu!
10:51Tagayasu!
10:53Tagayasu!
10:55Tagayasu!
10:57Tagayasu!
10:59Tagayasu!
11:01Sushi!
11:03Sushi!
11:05I got it!
11:07I see!
11:09I see!
11:11I see!
11:13I'm sorry.
11:15I made a big mistake.
11:17I understand.
11:19I was told to say Todo Prefecture.
11:21I see.
11:23I was told to say Shikoku.
11:25It took 50 minutes to say Shikoku.
11:2750 minutes?
11:29It's amazing that you didn't give up.
11:31I didn't give up,
11:33so I was told to say Shikoku.
11:35I was the opposite.
11:37I was the opposite.
11:39I was told to give up.
11:41I see.
11:43I see.
11:45Please look at this.
11:47Please look at this.
11:49It's an episode of A.S.C.O.L.D.
11:51It's a famous story.
11:53Why is it a turtle?
11:55It is a famous story?
11:57It is a famous story?
11:59When I have the chance to watch Kabuto Gani
12:01When I have the chance to watch Kabuto Gani
12:03I was thinking of a hairstyle.
12:05When I was thinking of a hairstyle.
12:07I thought this was cool.
12:09I thought this was cool.
12:11I showed this to a hair stylist.
12:13I said I would do it myself.
12:15I said I would do it myself.
12:19Udo Suzuki lived in Tokyo.
12:21Udo Suzuki lived in Tokyo.
12:23I live in front of a barber shop.
12:25I have to stand out to sell my hair.
12:27The barber at the barber shop did my hair.
12:33Since then, I've been going there every time.
12:35Even now.
12:36It's been about 30 years.
12:38The barber at the barber shop didn't charge me at all.
12:41Even now?
12:42Even now.
12:44The image is a trademark.
12:47I can tell by the hair.
12:49I think I have to keep doing this.
12:51You're mistaken if you get a result from a medical checkup.
12:54That's right.
12:55I got a medical checkup for the first time in my life.
12:58At that time, my manager gave me a medical checkup.
13:00I was asked,
13:01Did you get a result?
13:03You don't know that.
13:05I don't know.
13:06Because I didn't get it.
13:07You don't know the existence of a medical checkup.
13:09That's right.
13:10You think it's a result, don't you?
13:11A medical checkup is usually a result, isn't it?
13:13You get a medical checkup today.
13:15That's right.
13:17I found Tsuchinoko.
13:19Did you?
13:20It was terrible.
13:21What?
13:22Ten years ago, when I went to NSC,
13:25I parked my bicycle in front of Yamada Electric.
13:29I went to get my bicycle as usual.
13:31There was Tsuchinoko under the bicycle.
13:34I was shaking my hands.
13:36I said,
13:37It's Tsuchinoko!
13:38There was a colleague at that time.
13:40He was a friend of mine.
13:42I called him.
13:44I said,
13:45I found Tsuchinoko!
13:47He said,
13:48Don't let him escape.
13:49I said,
13:50I'll go right away.
13:51It's definitely going to be a bell.
13:52He said,
13:53Leave it.
13:54At that time,
13:55I ran out of cigarettes.
13:56I was in an empty box.
13:58I was scared.
13:59I scooped up Tsuchinoko.
14:02But it was dead.
14:03Because it wasn't moving.
14:05I scooped it up and kept it.
14:07I was waiting.
14:08I was waiting.
14:09Tanaka came to me.
14:10I said,
14:11Show me.
14:12I showed him.
14:13It was Tsuchinoko's key holder.
14:16Key holder?
14:20Is that the case?
14:21Is that the case?
14:22I'm sure.
14:23I'm sure.
14:25But it was in the shape of Tsuchinoko itself.
14:29Because it's Tsuchinoko's key holder.
14:32But it's not Tsuchinoko's character key holder.
14:37It's a real Tsuchinoko key holder.
14:40That's right.
14:41The key holder was attached to the top, wasn't it?
14:44I saw it often.
14:45The key holder was attached to the top.
14:48To be honest,
14:49I didn't notice it because I was scared.
14:51I don't know.
14:53I didn't think it was small because it was in an empty box.
14:57Everyone says that.
14:59They say it's small.
15:00They say it's small because of the size.
15:03I've never seen Tsuchinoko.
15:05I've never seen Tsuchinoko.
15:06They say,
15:07I don't know the size.
15:09They say,
15:10I don't know the size,
15:11but I know it's a key holder.
15:13If I had noticed it, I would have been able to do it.
15:16It's fun to make a joke about such an episode.
15:20Haru-san.
15:23Yes.
15:24Have you ever been cut by Ace-san?
15:27Once.
15:28Ace-san is a person who really doesn't get angry.
15:30He's kind.
15:31There was a time when I hung a doll like this on my shoelace.
15:36He took good care of me.
15:39I asked him what it was.
15:40He said,
15:41It's fashionable.
15:43I was half stupid.
15:45I said,
15:46It's disgusting.
15:47I slapped the doll.
15:49He said,
15:50That's not all.
15:51I was pissed off.
15:52What's that?
15:53When I went to Outlet Doki,
15:56I didn't have anything to buy.
15:57When I went to BEAMS,
16:01I saw that doll.
16:03When I saw the doll,
16:04I thought it would be fashionable if I hung it from my neck.
16:08Pong?
16:09Pan.
16:10Pan.
16:11Pong.
16:12Pee.
16:13Pyeong.
16:15It's different.
16:18It's impossible.
16:19Please help me as usual.
16:22It was impossible.
16:23Pong, Pan, Pyeong.
16:24Please help me as usual.
16:26I can't help at all.
16:27I could've done it on the manzai theater.
16:30It was really impossible.
16:32Did you do it?
16:33It was a scary doll.
16:36But at that time, I thought it was fashionable, so I decided to make it popular.
16:38I see. I think it's good.
16:40You didn't do it on your own.
16:42I was doing it with the feeling of making it popular.
16:44It's getting cuter and cuter.
16:46It's as cute as a real dog.
16:49It's getting more and more lovable.
16:51When it became more and more lovable, Haru did this.
16:53SHOW ME!
16:55SHOW ME!
16:57I don't understand.
16:58It's as important as a dog.
17:00It's a thousand times better.
17:02Well, well, well.
17:04Did you get tired of it?
17:06When I went to play in Nagashima Spa Land,
17:10I was told to take it off when I got on the roller coaster.
17:13It's dangerous.
17:14I put it in the locker.
17:16I forgot about it.
17:18Oh, my God.
17:20How many years ago?
17:22It's been about 7 years.
17:24It's been about 8 to 7 years.
17:26On the contrary, I'm glad I left it at Spa Land.
17:28No, no, no.
17:30I'm still hanging a whistle.
17:33Do you blow it sometimes?
17:35I blow it sometimes.
17:37Did you think it would be popular?
17:39I thought it was simple and fashionable.
17:41Oh, it's fashionable.
17:43It's worth 20,000 yen.
17:45But my partner does whatever he wants.
17:47If I get tired of it, I'll stop.
17:49I don't think I can make a joke.
17:51That's right.
17:55On the other hand, the first problem of Evers is the city of Tsukkomi.
17:58It's scary.
18:00According to Sasaki,
18:02Machida is a coward.
18:08What is Evers' idea?
18:12Well, like this.
18:14Okay, I got it.
18:16I know. It's okay.
18:18You're too old.
18:20I've done a lot for you.
18:22You're too old.
18:24Sasaki made all the ideas.
18:26Machida didn't think about it.
18:28He just accepted it.
18:34One day, Sasaki made 7 real manzai for a live show.
18:44I'm tired.
18:48Sasaki had a high fever just before the live show.
18:54He called Machida right away.
18:58I want to improve my past ideas.
19:00Can you send me a video?
19:04I'll do the rest.
19:08I can do that.
19:12Send it to me by tomorrow noon.
19:14By noon?
19:16Okay, leave it to me.
19:18Machida accepted it.
19:24I'll do it tomorrow morning.
19:28He kept drinking until late at night.
19:34The next day.
19:42I did it.
19:48In the end, Machida didn't wake him up.
19:52Sasaki improved his ideas by himself.
19:54Sasaki improved his ideas by himself.
19:56Sasaki made it in time for the live show.
20:02Just before the live show.
20:06I'm in trouble. I'm infected with COVID-19.
20:08Are you serious?
20:14Sasaki is in a state of emergency because of COVID-19.
20:18He's always energetic.
20:24It smells like kimchi hot pot.
20:26It smells like kimchi hot pot.
20:30When he checked,
20:34Machida, who was living with him at that time,
20:36was making kimchi hot pot.
20:38was making kimchi hot pot.
20:42He doesn't usually cook,
20:44but he made it for me.
20:46He doesn't usually cook,
20:48but he made it for me.
20:50He's kind.
20:52However, Machida didn't answer his phone.
20:54However, Machida didn't answer his phone.
20:56What's going on?
21:00What's going on?
21:02What's going on?
21:08It's hot.
21:10It's hot.
21:12I'm sweating.
21:14I'm sweating.
21:16I'm sweating.
21:18He just made kimchi hot pot
21:20to boost his immune system.
21:22It's important to boost your immune system.
21:24He's always given by others,
21:26He's always given by others,
21:28but he's a coward who doesn't give anything.
21:30but he's a coward who doesn't give anything.
21:32It's too funny.
21:36Sasaki is supporting EVAS alone.
21:38Sasaki is supporting EVAS alone.
21:40Sasaki is supporting EVAS alone.
21:42Sasaki is supporting EVAS alone.
21:44When you live with your partner because of COVID-19,
21:46you should leave some leftover kimchi hot pot for him.
21:48you should leave some leftover kimchi hot pot for him.
21:50You don't cook at all.
21:52Even so,
21:54if you make kimchi hot pot
21:56when I get COVID-19,
21:58you would feel that
22:00you are kind.
22:02We were living together.
22:04He's the one who got COVID-19 at the beginning.
22:06He's the one who got COVID-19 at the beginning.
22:08He got COVID-19 at the beginning.
22:10He gets COVID-19 at the beginning.
22:12Even before COVID-19,
22:14I didn't know what was going on, so I thought I was the only one who had to do something like this, and if the gold died, it would be spicy.
22:21Who said that?
22:23On TV.
22:25I thought that if I did something spicy, I could somehow get rid of the gold, so I made it myself and ate it myself.
22:32I'm saying this, but after that, I heard from a fellow entertainer.
22:37At that time, there was a girl I knew who was in a relationship with a fellow entertainer.
22:43If I get corona, I'll be on vacation for about a week.
22:47So I contacted the girl I was in a relationship with and said,
22:51I'll be on vacation for a week, so can I come over to your house?
22:54If I don't get corona, can I come over to your house?
23:02And I ate kimchi hot pot.
23:05I like girls, but I'm a fan of Sui Isomaru.
23:13Sui Isomaru?
23:15At that time, Machida called me in the city and said,
23:19You're Machida from Evers, right? I'm a big fan.
23:23I'm glad to hear that.
23:25What are you doing after this?
23:27I went to Sui Isomaru and had a deep kiss.
23:31That's cool.
23:33That's cool.
23:35You were doing it.
23:37You were doing it.
23:39I told you to stop because you were showing off.
23:41You were doing it.
23:43It's really cool.
23:45Shut up.
23:47Stop it.
23:49You're Sui Isomaru.
23:51I thought it was dangerous when I sat next to you, not face you.
23:56Haru-san.
23:58It wasn't just Haru-san.
24:00Kissing in the parking lot.
24:02Kissing in the parking lot.
24:04When our senior was walking in the city, Machida was with the fan girl.
24:11Is that a fan of Sui Isomaru?
24:13What?
24:15How common are you?
24:17I'm not that kind of person.
24:19They were kissing in the parking lot.
24:21Kissing in the parking lot.
24:23Machida is kissing in the parking lot.
24:26Machida noticed it and ran away.
24:30Did he run away?
24:32He was seen, so he ran away.
24:34The senior went back to the house of the comedian he was drinking with.
24:40He said Machida was kissing in the parking lot.
24:43It's funny.
24:45He ran away.
24:47When he looked for Machida, he was kissing in another parking lot.
24:52I understand.
24:54Do you understand?
24:56Do you understand?
24:58It's the same.
25:00It's the same.
25:02They were kissing in the parking lot.
25:04They were kissing in the parking lot.
25:06Does that girl kiss you a lot?
25:08She does.
25:10To be honest.
25:12I kissed her in the parking lot, too.
25:14You kissed her, too?
25:16I kissed her, too.
25:18When was that?
25:20About 3 years ago.
25:223 years ago?
25:24Do you kiss her all the time?
25:26I kiss her all the time.
25:28I couldn't kiss her at the hotel.
25:30There is no money.
25:32I couldn't kiss her at the hotel, either.
25:34I can't kiss her that easily.
25:36I can kiss her.
25:38I can kiss her.
25:40You can't kiss her in the car.
25:42Why did you kiss her in the parking lot?
25:44There was no money in the park.
25:46There was a gap between the car and the car.
25:48That's right.
25:50It was a gap.
25:52There was a dark place with shadows.
25:54There was a dark place with shadows.
25:56You weren't a mere spoiler,
25:58I think you won the bet.
26:00That's not true.
26:02I'm really sorry.
26:04I was not good at the movie.
26:06I wasn't trying toGreat joke later.
26:08I was not trying toGreat joke later.
26:10You didn't have to understand that.
26:12But I couldn't kiss her at the hotel or the park.
26:14You didn't have to understand that.
26:16That's right.
26:18I don't know.
26:20I don't know.
26:22What about her?
26:24She's not here.
26:26How about Marseille?
26:28I was cut.
26:30But there's a girl who always come to M-1.
26:32She didn't come.
26:34Doesn't she have a show?
26:36She's not here now.
26:38But I've been contacted
26:40even though I'm in M-1.
26:42I don't have a girl
26:44I thought was nice.
26:46I'm not gonna say that.
26:48That's rude.
26:50No, it's not rude at all.
26:52You're not coming here.
26:54I'm not coming.
26:56Have you kissed?
26:58Not recently.
27:00I want you to kiss.
27:02I want to hear about your kiss every week.
27:04Where did you kiss?
27:06Who did you kiss?
27:08When was the last time you kissed?
27:10The last time I kissed?
27:12About two weeks ago.
27:14How was it?
27:16I'm used to it.
27:18You were just a girl.
27:20You were just a girl.
27:22We just went out to eat.
27:24We just went out to eat.
27:26You didn't have to show me.
27:28You didn't have to show me.
27:30But I ate oysters.
27:32But I ate oysters.
27:34I was able to kiss you.
27:36You ate oysters.
27:38You ate oysters.
27:40I was able to kiss you.
27:42I'm sorry.
27:44It's a terrible story.
27:46It's a terrible story.
27:48It's a terrible story.
27:50I'm sorry.
27:52We kissed secretly.
27:54We kissed secretly.
27:56We kissed secretly.
27:58Where did you kiss?
28:00It was on the street.
28:02It was on the street.
28:04You like it on the street.
28:06You don't go to her house?
28:08Her house?
28:10Her house.
28:12Her house.
28:14Her house.
28:16I don't know what you're talking about.
28:18I don't know what you're talking about.
28:20I don't know what you're talking about.
28:22I don't know what you're talking about.
28:24I had a dream.
28:26I had a dream.
28:28I had a dream.
28:30I had a dream.
28:32I had a dream.
28:34I had a dream.
28:36I had a dream.
28:38I had a dream.
28:40I had a dream.
28:42I had a dream.
28:44I had a dream.
28:46I had a dream.
28:48I had a dream.
28:50I had a dream.
28:52I had a dream.
28:54I had a dream.
28:56I had a dream.
28:58I had a dream.
29:00I had a dream.
29:02I had a dream.
29:04I had a dream.
29:06I had a dream.
29:08I had a dream.
29:10I had a dream.
29:12I had a dream.
29:14I had a dream.
29:16I had a dream.
29:18I had a dream.
29:20I had a dream.
29:22I had a dream.
29:24I had a dream.
29:26I had a dream.
29:28I had a dream.
29:30I had a dream.
29:32I had a dream.
29:34Go!
29:36Go!
29:38Thank you for waiting.
29:40The following is
29:42Eva Sarlt's love story.
29:44Wonderful!
29:46What a romance!
29:52The program is
29:54for everyone to fall for,
29:58smiles.
30:00Go.
30:02Go! Go! Go!
30:04I'm gonna do what I want!
30:06You're in my way!
30:08Next week, Rekidai R-1 Mojo will be held!
30:12I have to be there!
30:13The new champion Tomoda Oremo will be there!
30:16I'm not going to fall!
30:17I'm going to win!
30:20I'm gonna win!
30:22The new champion Tomoda Oremo
30:25What's going on?
30:28The new champion Tomoda Oremo
30:30Elf Haru has been living in Tokyo for 3 years
30:33One day, he got a call from his senior, Spike Matsuura
30:37That's interesting
30:39He's eccentric
30:41Oh, it's him!
30:43Matsuura-san, what's up?
30:46It's an invitation from Matsuura to a go-con
30:52Go-con, huh?
30:54I guess I'll go
30:56Despite his seniority, it was a 6-on-6 go-con
31:02And 5 out of 6 women were female comedians
31:06It was a fierce battle
31:09What should I do?
31:11I'm the only one who's not used to it
31:15Haru wasn't used to the go-con
31:19All he could do was eat
31:23The next day
31:25He went out to get some fresh air
31:29And then...
31:34Oh, are you today's...
31:37Yes, nice to meet you. I'm Elf Haru
31:41I'm sorry I'm late for work
31:43It's okay
31:47He's so stylish
31:51It's okay
31:53In the end, there was nothing special in the go-con
31:56He just went to his room
32:00After that, he went to the second floor alone
32:04But...
32:06Hey, wasn't that late guy cool?
32:10Yeah, he was the best
32:12He was cool, so I invited him
32:14That guy was cool!
32:16I called him!
32:18And then...
32:20Excuse me, three people have arrived
32:24The three men suddenly met in the second floor
32:29And the man sitting next to Haru was...
32:34Hello
32:37I wanted to talk to you properly
32:40Excuse me
32:45I'm so excited to hear that
32:50He was three years older than Haru
32:54He was late for the go-con
32:56They talked to each other while they were nervous
33:02It's so comfortable to talk to him
33:08Haru felt comfortable, so he exchanged numbers
33:14And then...
33:16The next day
33:20Why don't we go out to eat together next week?
33:22What are you going to do?
33:24Really?
33:27After the go-con, he was invited to go out to eat
33:32He was happy, but he cancelled because of work
33:37The next day, he made a promise again
33:42Wait a minute
33:44It's been a long time since I've met a student
33:46I can't do it!
33:51Haru was nervous, so he cancelled
33:56He thought it was over
34:02I'm sorry, but I can't do it again
34:08He told me so much
34:11I can't do it
34:14He finally got his first date
34:22By the way, what kind of people did you date in the past?
34:27Me?
34:29I dated a guy who was a year older than me
34:33What kind of people did you date?
34:36My ex-girlfriend was a CA
34:41Really?
34:42Yes
34:43Really? CA?
34:46I'm a part-time employee
34:49I have a lot of experience in love
34:52What kind of people did you date?
34:57Haru wasn't aware of his love life
35:01But on his second date, he went to Yokohama Chuka Gai
35:06It was his way home
35:12Car! Car!
35:14This is the car
35:15You must be tired
35:18Why?
35:20It's silent, so I thought you were out of breath
35:25No, not at all
35:27I'm sorry
35:28Actually, I was thinking
35:33I'm the happiest
35:37You know
35:39I love you
35:42I really love you
35:44I'll cherish you
35:47Will you go out with me?
35:51He suddenly confessed his love
35:56No, well
36:01I'm sorry
36:03Please wait
36:05I have to think about it
36:09I understand
36:11Haru is a womanizer
36:16Because
36:19I haven't had a boyfriend for 9 years
36:23I don't know what to do
36:28Because he hadn't been in love for a long time
36:31He forgot how to fall in love
36:34A month later
36:37The entertainers around him talked to him
36:40It's been a month
36:43Finally
36:48He told me a long time ago
36:53If you don't mind, I'd like to ask you
37:01I'm glad
37:04Me, too
37:08They started dating
37:13What should I call you?
37:17You can call me Haru
37:22I got it
37:24Haru
37:25Haru
37:26Haru
37:27Haru
37:29What is this?
37:30Is this what you call excitement?
37:32Is this what you call excitement?
37:34It's so much fun
37:37Haru
37:39A month later
37:42While looking at the sea at night
37:45It's romantic
37:47It's unusual
37:48I've never seen such a romantic Marco Polo
37:52No, no, no
37:54No way
37:55This is
37:57No
38:00No
38:02No
38:05No
38:06No
38:07No
38:09No
38:10No
38:12No
38:15No
38:16No
38:18No
38:19No
38:21I kissed him for the first time in nine years
38:24Not in the parking lot, but in the car
38:27In front of the sea
38:29How romantic
38:30I'm glad, I'm glad
38:32It's funny
38:34Haru has come to Paris
38:38She is in the mode of being praised
38:44Is he your boyfriend?
38:45No, no
38:46Is he your boyfriend?
38:47Why are you worrying about your boyfriend?
38:51He's an old type
38:52He's an old type
38:53It's a job
38:55It's a job
38:56No, no
38:57What's wrong with you?
38:58What's wrong with you?
38:59You guys are angry
39:00This, this, this, this, this, this, this
39:05You're angry
39:06I'm angry
39:08I'm glad
39:10I heard that
39:11The day before, you invited him to dinner
39:16He refused to eat dumplings
39:19He's a good boy
39:20He's a good boy
39:21He's a good boy
39:24You're only Chinese
39:27You're always Chinese
39:29You're always Chinese
39:30Everything is Chinese
39:31Dumplings
39:32Everything is Chinese
39:34You can do a romantic drama about a woman
39:38You can
39:40If Mr. Kongo watches the movie so seriously
39:43He will have a half-butt
39:47The feeling of being tired in the car
39:50He's that kind of person
39:52He's a great woman
39:56He's the best
39:57He's amazing
39:58He's different from when we first met
40:02Who invited you to dinner?
40:03Mr. Matsuura invited me
40:06Mr. Inada from Benishougan
40:08Mr. Yoshida from Banish
40:10Mr. Genji
40:11Mr. Haru, who can't join the conversation, came out
40:14Yes, he went out
40:15He was late, so he came
40:17He's a shy person
40:18He's a shy person
40:20He's my current boyfriend
40:22He invited you to dinner
40:24He invited me
40:26You went on a date three times
40:28Because you're a female entertainer
40:31You thought your friends would tease you
40:34So you refused
40:35The first time was because of work
40:37The second time was because I was free for 9 years
40:39Mr. Oshino was with me at work
40:41So I knew what was going on
40:43But I didn't know anything
40:45I was afraid of going on a date
40:47So I refused
40:50You were afraid to talk
40:52Yes
40:53Where did you go on your first date?
40:55I went to an izakaya in Shibuya
40:57Did he choose the restaurant?
40:59He asked me where I wanted to go
41:01The second restaurant was a bar with classical music
41:04What?
41:06Did you tell him about the parking lot in Osaka?
41:11To be honest, I wasn't sure if I should tell him
41:15But you said you wanted to tell him
41:19I went on a date with Mr. Oshino
41:21Did he laugh?
41:23I think he saw it on the internet
41:25He was like, ah!
41:27He was like, ah!
41:29He looked it up
41:31He looked it up
41:33And you went to Yokohama?
41:35He took me to Yokohama
41:37You went, ate, and went home
41:39In the middle of a traffic jam?
41:41Yes, in the car
41:43Did you have a good time?
41:45Did you have a good time on your way home?
41:47I had a good time on my way home
41:49But on my way home, I didn't say anything
41:51I thought he was up to something
41:53He was up to something
41:55I was tired
41:57I was tired
41:59But he didn't say anything
42:01He just repeated what he said
42:03I was so nervous
42:05You were the one who was looking out for him
42:07You were the one who was looking out for him
42:09Yes, I was
42:11He was like, hurry up and kiss him
42:13He was sitting in the back
42:15He was sitting in the back
42:17He was sitting in the back
42:20And then, on your first date, you kissed him?
42:22And then, on your first date, you kissed him?
42:24I think I kissed him twice
42:26I think I kissed him twice
42:28And you didn't hold hands?
42:30And you didn't hold hands?
42:32I think it was the second date
42:34I think I was nervous
42:36I think I was nervous
42:38Your hands were all wet
42:40Your hands were all wet
42:42What kind of question is that?
42:44I was nervous
42:46I was nervous
42:48Did you bring a handkerchief?
42:50I did
42:52Did you bring a handkerchief?
42:54If I didn't have one, I would've done this
42:56If I didn't have one, I would've done this
42:58And then, on your third date, you went to the beach
43:00And then, on your third date, you went to the beach
43:02How was your first kiss?
43:04It was my first kiss
43:06I was so nervous
43:08I felt like I was in the car
43:10I felt like I was in the car
43:12I was nervous
43:14You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:16You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:18You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:20You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:22You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:24You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:26You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:28You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:30You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:32You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:34You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:36You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:38You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:40You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:42You felt like Isomaru-senpai
43:44Aragawa-san?
43:46I heard their shared thought
43:48I heard their shared thought
43:50I heard their shared thought
43:52I listened to them
43:54And they said
43:56He said
44:03And I thought
44:08Juke talked about what A.C.E did
44:09Juke talked about what A.C.E did
44:11Juke talked about what A.C.E did
44:13Yeah, we know each other.
44:15We know each other.
44:16We do this too, right?
44:17Yes.
44:18Our roles.
44:19But Haru-san doesn't have any of my episodes.
44:21She doesn't think about the story.
44:23And I thought she kissed me at Enoshima.
44:25I was about to cry.
44:27What?
44:28Really?
44:30I'm always alone.
44:32I'm always the only one doing it.
44:34I'm always doing it.
44:35Recently, I've been like, what is happiness?
44:38I know, I know, I know.
44:40It's like a comedy play.
44:42I want her to laugh.
44:43But she can't even do the mammoth properly.
44:45She's been working a lot.
44:48My talking skills have improved.
44:50Haru-san's too.
44:52I'm improving my AI skills.
44:53You're only improving your girl skills.
44:54I'm improving my girl skills.
44:56Did you tell your boyfriend?
44:57Did you kiss your boyfriend?
44:59There's no way I would tell him.
45:00That's not good.
45:01It's my own reenactment.
45:02When you were reenacting the kiss in the company,
45:07you had a kiss scene with your partner.
45:11You were just a little bit drunk.
45:13It would surprise your boyfriend if you let him know about it.
45:17I know.
45:18I don't know if it would change.
45:19I don't think it would.
45:21That's not good.
45:23I don't think it would.
45:24I don't think it would.
45:25I don't think it would.
45:26I definitely won't tell him.
45:27I definitely won't tell him.
45:28I definitely won't tell him.
45:29I definitely wouldn't.
45:30I think he's going to be angry.
45:32I'm going to go crazy because I'm jealous.
45:34You like her a lot, don't you?
45:37You like women, don't you?
45:39I do, I do.
45:40I can't forgive you for that.
45:41Why don't you talk to the director?
45:46Talk to him?
45:47You're the one who's mad.
45:49You're the one who's mad.
45:50You're the one who's mad.
45:51You're the one who's mad.
45:52You're the one who's mad.
45:53You're the one who's mad.
45:54You're the one who's mad.
45:55You're the one who's mad.
45:56You're the one who's mad.
45:57You're the one who's mad.
45:58You're the one who's mad.
45:59You're the one who's mad.
46:00You're the one who's mad.
46:01You're the one who's mad.
46:02You're the one who's mad.
46:03You're the one who's mad.
46:04You're the one who's mad.
46:05You're the one who's mad.
46:06You're the one who's mad.
46:07You're the one who's mad.
46:08You're the one who's mad.
46:09You're the one who's mad.
46:10You're the one who's mad.
46:11You're the one who's mad.
46:12You're the one who's mad.
46:13You're the one who's mad.
46:14You're the one who's mad.
46:15You're the one who's mad.
46:16You're the one who's mad.
46:17You're the one who's mad.
46:18You're the one who's mad.
46:19You're the one who's mad.
46:20You're the one who's mad.
46:21You're the one who's mad.
46:22You're the one who's mad.
46:23You're the one who's mad.
46:24You're the one who's mad.
46:25You're the one who's mad.
46:26You're the one who's mad.
46:27You're the one who's mad.
46:28You're the one who's mad.
46:29You're the one who's mad.
46:30You're the one who's mad.
46:31You're the one who's mad.
46:32You're the one who's mad.
46:33You're the one who's mad.
46:34You're the one who's mad.
46:35You're the one who's mad.
46:36You're the one who's mad.
46:37You're the one who's mad.
46:38You're the one who's mad.
46:39You're the one who's mad.
46:40You're the one who's mad.
46:41You're the one who's mad.
46:42You're the one who's mad.
46:43You're the one who's mad.
46:44You're the one who's mad.
46:45You're the one who's mad.
46:46You're the one who's mad.