1000 Sisters S07E05 Keep the Eye the Tiger
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00:00I'm here to pick up my antibiotics. I got a camel bite.
00:05I'm trying to find out there's a special antibiotic for camels.
00:08Who do that? People in Africa? I don't know.
00:13What are we going to do next? You know, I want to be some mama.
00:18I've only had a handful of my relationships to meet my family.
00:23And my family's hard to deal with.
00:25What do you think it would take for me to get weight loss in here?
00:32I have tried since middle school to lose weight, but it never really sticks.
00:39If this is what you want, let's go.
00:48As a little kid, I dreamt of being in a parade on a boat.
00:52It's a powerful man.
00:55Well, we made it to the end.
00:56Oh, I don't know.
00:59Better late than never, bitches.
01:05Really?
01:06Anytime you're in a situation that you could go to jail,
01:10it's time to buckle the **** down and do what you got to do to make sure you don't.
01:13It's not dawning on you, but how serious the situation really is.
01:19Chris and Tammy are beating me to death over this ****.
01:23If they don't stop, I'm going to **** tell them all.
01:26Quit talking about this.
01:28It's just to put me in a mental ****.
01:29It's too.
01:30If all hell breaks loose and **** hits the van,
01:50you're looking at 30 years.
01:54Yeah, I don't take it lightly.
01:55If he had eyes, I may have a score.
02:00And we just need Amy to wake up and realize that anything could happen.
02:06So today, we're trying to find something to wear to court.
02:10Because this **** would walk in there showing a booty crack and all.
02:17Have you thought about it?
02:18Brian goes down there and gets put in jail.
02:20How are you getting on?
02:21I have no clue.
02:26That's my problem.
02:27I don't know what to do.
02:29You need to take somebody down there with you that can drive.
02:32Besides Brian.
02:35The only one I have right now is you.
02:38Let me talk to my boss.
02:40And I'll see if me and Brittany
02:41will make a day of it or something.
02:44Yeah.
02:44Just in case your **** gets stuck.
02:46Just remember, modest, business casual.
02:54I still think this is modest.
02:56I just need a jacket to go over.
02:59I get where Chris is coming from.
03:00He thinks I'm not taking this seriously.
03:03But I am.
03:04Like, I know it's a stay here.
03:07I can do some jail time.
03:08Right now it's just better for me to be keeping my butt off the camel bite and all the other
03:14bull**** because I've already cried enough today.
03:20Hi.
03:21Hello.
03:22Is there anything I can help you all find today?
03:24Uh.
03:25I got a court appointment coming up and I was wanting something modest.
03:29Okay.
03:29Is there anything in particular you're looking for?
03:31A certain outfit?
03:33A certain color or anything?
03:34Right.
03:34Okay.
03:35Well, we can help you find something.
03:37I'm just looking for something business-y, I guess.
03:40Maybe something to wear to church.
03:41I don't know.
03:43Or a funeral.
03:44I'm most comfortable in a spaghetti strap and a bear shorts.
03:49That's my business motto.
03:51I can show you something over here that we can look for?
03:53Okay.
03:54You're going to have fun with that.
03:55I'm going to look for Brittany's shirt.
03:58Okay.
03:59I mean, he usually dresses like a hoe.
04:01A hoe-lina.
04:02Where are court parents, Amy, should look halfway decent.
04:09No baby daddy or booty, eat my booty or whatever Amy likes to wear.
04:15I don't know.
04:17I like this one.
04:19Yeah, me too.
04:20But not for court.
04:22I'm in the next show.
04:24What's higher you now?
04:26I'm large.
04:26I'm large.
04:27I'm large.
04:27I'm large.
04:32Well, I can't wear large.
04:35I just like mine.
04:36I like size enough for some reason.
04:39Amy's been putting it on WAVE ever since being arrested.
04:43And she says she's serious about getting skin removed.
04:47But she knows as well as I do that actions speak louder than words.
04:52Or as they told me when I was in the hospital, proof is in the pudding.
04:58And she ain't proving it.
05:01I like this one.
05:02Yeah.
05:03That looks really good with your outfit.
05:05Yeah.
05:08Let's see if I can find some pants though.
05:10It might be cold that day.
05:11Do you have...
05:12Is that what I'm taking off?
05:14You look a little tiny.
05:16You want to try to be mean.
05:17I don't know how much I weigh.
05:20Do I care?
05:21No.
05:22Because right now, weight loss is the furthest thing from my mind.
05:25I got bigger fish in front and bigger camels to kill.
05:29Do you think this will look good in front of the judge?
05:32Better than anything else you want.
05:34He'll throw away the key if it went in my regular clothes.
05:38I will.
05:39Just the clothes I'm on you wear sometimes.
05:42Guilty.
05:43No, just wait.
05:44Just wait.
05:44I'm just waiting.
05:47I try not to show my emotions around my family.
05:50But I do realize this is serious.
05:53So I'm wearing...
05:54I found this black blazer.
05:55I'm like, the lawyer's supposed to be in a suit.
05:58Maybe I should wear a suit too.
06:02You're going to wear slides with your court outfit?
06:04That was not good in tennis shoes.
06:06That is not business casual.
06:08Sneakers are not business casual.
06:11This is me.
06:11I don't know.
06:17What have you been doing?
06:21Staying out of trouble.
06:23Well, that'll be a first.
06:24My sisters are getting into trouble for me.
06:27Oh, I know what you mean, it's...
06:30My mom don't get out of the house very often.
06:33And it's been like three years since she's had a haircut.
06:36So, today I'm taking my mom to get her haircut.
06:40Even though it's just a couple hours, she's out of the house for a little while.
06:44And she gets to catch up with me.
06:46And...
06:47Hi.
06:50How are y'all?
06:52I'm blessed.
06:53Good.
06:54So what are y'all wanting to do today?
06:55I want my hair washed and set like a pixie tie.
06:58Okay.
06:59We can take care of that for you.
07:01Do you think you're in a habit of doing it?
07:05Y'all think I can't do nothing?
07:06I'm living a home without a suit.
07:08There you go.
07:09A long time ago, my family had given up on me, even my mom.
07:18So, it is kind of cool now, but I'm healthy enough to push my mother into a store or whatever.
07:26You're going to feel like a new woman.
07:28Good.
07:30Look at her.
07:33That ain't very much.
07:35You don't think so?
07:37No.
07:37That could make a little wig for somebody.
07:40I'll make it for somebody.
07:41I don't know.
07:45Tammy, what's Amy up to?
07:46She had to go back to the ER, and they gave her a new kind of camel bite antibiotic.
07:54Do you have certain antibiotics for me?
07:56I believe this.
07:57I never heard of that one before, either.
08:02I can't believe she's like the damn thing that they're supposed to bite her.
08:06Yeah.
08:07You don't know what a camel's going to do.
08:10I know.
08:12That ball thing is for her to get bit by.
08:14She sent me pictures of where the camel bit her.
08:18I said, wouldn't you know it?
08:20It'd have to be you to get it done.
08:24I'm worried about Amy having to go to court.
08:27I am, too.
08:29I just...
08:30See, I paid a penalty.
08:33I'm sorry.
08:34You did the deed, now let her pay the price.
08:38Have you got a deed on when you're having your belly moved?
08:41No, but I'm still...
08:44I'm getting my proteins in and make sure I'm nicotine-free.
08:51It's good.
08:52You're on track.
08:54Keep the eye on the tiger.
08:57Tammy's like a whole new person, physically, mentally, and she's changed.
09:03She's more mouthy now than she used to be.
09:06In a good way?
09:07Yeah, in a good way.
09:08I mean, she stands up for herself more than she used to.
09:11Used to, she'd just let anybody run over, where now she stands up to her people.
09:15What's the thing going on with y'all?
09:18I've been hanging out with Andrew.
09:21We've been talking about coming and hanging out with you so she can meet you.
09:29You'd meet her.
09:29The first person I want Andrew to meet is my mother.
09:37My mom is the most important person in my life.
09:42But I haven't really told her that I'm in a relationship.
09:47Does she think Andrew is your good friend, or does she think Andrew is your good friend?
09:53I don't know.
09:56How would you feel about that?
10:01I'm all right, meeting her.
10:06It's important for Andrew to meet my mom.
10:10I think it's good for the next step in my relationship.
10:14I'm not sure.
10:23Don't embarrass me.
10:26You know I live to aggravate y'all.
10:30Yeah.
10:35The nurse put these chip clips on me, and I'm like, random.
10:40Brainwave activity, that's 14%.
10:43We want to see that number be greater than 80%.
10:45Amy's brain could work a lot better.
10:50I hardly ever get something exciting like this to happen to me.
10:54That could have been happening for me.
10:57I don't care if I hurt Amy's feelings.
11:00That's her mistakes, not mine.
11:02And I'm sorry to go open up for her mistakes.
11:04Today we're going to the chiropractor because my back has been hurting me since 5th grade, basically.
11:23And after I had gauged, it's even 20 times thousands worse.
11:29Hi, I'm Ashley.
11:30Good to meet you.
11:31Good to meet you.
11:31So I'm going to go ahead and bring you back, and we're going to do some pre-assessment scans before seeing Dr. Lemon, okay?
11:37My doctor prescribed me a card so I could smoke marijuana legally.
11:43But legally, legally, legally, legally.
11:45Legally.
11:46Legally.
11:47We did help with the pain a lot.
11:50But since the arrest, I'm trying to seek alternative methods to quit.
11:54We're going to do a nervous system scan, okay?
11:58It's going to tell us how stressed out your nervous system is, okay?
12:02So I'll have you uncross your legs.
12:03You're going to take this roller and hold it across your lap, and you're just going to hold your wrist like that, okay?
12:07Okay.
12:09And you're not going to feel a thing.
12:17The nurse put these chip clips on me, and I'm like, Randall.
12:21I don't need no chip clip to tell me I'm stressed the **** out.
12:27I got everything going on in my personal life, and force healings are **** insane.
12:34Glad to meet you.
12:35I'm Dr. Terry.
12:36Glad you're here.
12:38So, um, what would you love to see happen?
12:43I'm just looking for better ways to manage my pain.
12:46I don't like taking painkillers and stuff.
12:48Yes, yes.
12:49My brother smoked blood.
12:51Marijuana can help people with pain.
12:58The issue is if we simply mask the pain, then the problem is still there.
13:05Yeah.
13:06So those scans you did?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Right?
13:09So this right here, this is measuring how much tension is on your nerve system.
13:15Okay.
13:15Normal is between 10 and 100.
13:20Okay.
13:20So in your case, 632.
13:22That's a lot.
13:23So it is a lot.
13:25Anytime we have pain, it affects the brain.
13:28Okay.
13:28So when you look there, brainwave activity, that's 14%.
13:33We want to see that number be greater than 80%.
13:35Okay.
13:37That brain percentage number says that your brain is functioning at 14% of what it could function at.
13:45So are you saying that Amy's brain is only working at 14%?
13:49What I'm saying is that Amy's brain could work a lot better.
13:57So yes.
13:57Next question that everybody loves me to ask her, how about bowel movements?
14:02How often do you poop?
14:04Oh, that's been weird since the gastric bypass.
14:07But I've been going a lot lately because I have one antibiotic for my arm.
14:11Okay.
14:11A camel bit me.
14:14Say that again.
14:17A camel bit me.
14:18A camel bit you?
14:19Yeah.
14:23How did that happen?
14:24We were at the zoo and I went to go feed him.
14:26Yeah.
14:26And you got me.
14:29I've heard a lot of stuff over the years, but I have not heard of anyone being bit by a camel.
14:35That is a first.
14:38The first thing we're going to do here is a mobility assessment.
14:40I just want to see how your body moves.
14:43So what I'm going to have you do is I'm going to have you do a squat.
14:46As soon as I figure out what a squat is.
14:47Yeah.
14:48I'll show you.
14:49Okay.
14:49I'll show you.
14:50The fact that I didn't know what a squat was at the beginning is embarrassing.
14:55You're doing good?
14:56And of course, my graceful ass falls.
15:02That just made it even more embarrassing.
15:05I'm going to take your shoes off.
15:07Okay.
15:08Okay.
15:10Listen.
15:1130 feet is good for you.
15:12You're grounding.
15:13As soon as he put his finger, like, pressed his finger down, I knew, okay, that's where the problem is right there.
15:28That pain.
15:28Very good.
15:32Nice.
15:34Nice.
15:34And then when he popped my back, that's when the pain's decided.
15:38Good job, you feel that?
15:42Sure.
15:42Good job.
15:44That's it.
15:45That's it.
15:46Good.
15:47I feel great after my appointment.
15:49I mean, it's not completely gone, but it's, like, maybe a one or two on, like, a pain level.
15:58What I think can happen for you is I truly believe that you can become pain-free.
16:03Your body's designed to heal.
16:04I live with this back pain so long now, I'm just glad I actually have a future with no pain.
16:11Hell, I'm okay with that.
16:12I'll take as long as you need to, just as long as I get pain-free for the rest of my lives.
16:17My lives, like, I'm a cat.
16:20A couple things to expect with an adjustment.
16:23Number one, you should be able to move better.
16:25Number two, you're probably going to poop more.
16:28Explain for the s***.
16:31Right.
16:34Gage, come here.
16:46Someone's coming to see you.
16:48I'm coming to see you.
16:49Who's coming over?
16:52You like your policeman outfit?
16:55No.
16:56Yeah, I'm playing.
17:00Who is it?
17:01Go answer the door.
17:03Hi.
17:04Who is it?
17:05What's that day?
17:07What?
17:09My court day's coming up soon, and I'm feeling really anxious.
17:13At least after the chiropractor adjusted my bag, now my pain is manageable.
17:18So today, I invited Tammy to come over and decorate for Halloween with me.
17:23This is Halloween stuff.
17:25I think the chiropractor thing does work.
17:29He said I'd poop more.
17:30I think it has been pooping, pooping.
17:33I've been pooping all morning.
17:36Don't look at me like that.
17:37Hey.
17:38Hold on.
17:39Have you ever had an animal?
17:40Yes!
17:40I ain't never heard of an animal.
17:42I don't want to know it.
17:43That's an accident only, honey.
17:47Come on, Gage.
17:48Come on.
17:49Let's go see what new team he's got.
17:52I'm walking and I'm doing a boy for justice.
17:54Please cars.
17:54It's kind of fitting for what happened.
18:01They should have been dressed as games.
18:03That would have been cute.
18:05Very funny.
18:08What is it?
18:09A trick or treat.
18:12Where do you want to put it?
18:14You like Halloween?
18:15Yeah.
18:16Can you say trick or treat?
18:18I'm the true goddess of Halloween.
18:22At my house, Halloween is forever.
18:26It starts October 31st and it ends on October 31st.
18:30This is the last year we'll probably decorate here.
18:33Because next year we'll be at Brian's house.
18:38So you're definitely moving in with him?
18:40Yeah.
18:42I've already started, like, painting their rooms and stuff.
18:47What the hell is Amy thinking?
18:50Amy has so much on the line with Coyle.
18:54She needs to put moving in with somebody on hold.
18:57And we start thinking about what's going to happen right now.
19:01Because she can go to jail.
19:03He can go to jail.
19:05She ain't going to learn no lessons.
19:09Are you excited for Halloween?
19:11With the whole trial coming up, we ain't having a party.
19:14I just want to decorate for my boy and then do a little trick or treat.
19:19Brian's got a bright idea of going to a haunted house.
19:23Do you want to go?
19:25I do.
19:28I bet you Misty will go with us too.
19:31Probably.
19:33Brian's been going on and on about this haunted house.
19:36And he wants to go with my siblings.
19:37I think it's a good idea because I haven't been with Brian that long.
19:42And not a lot of my family's got to know him good.
19:45I know if Chris and Brittany don't like that sort of thing,
19:47and me and I'm not in the mood to be around her.
19:51So I think Misty, you, me, and Brian can go check out the Halloween house.
19:55Yeah.
19:57This seems like a good opportunity for my family to get used to Brian.
20:01I feel like they wrongfully judged him for the whole cannibal incident.
20:11He sure does have a Halloween screen.
20:14Yeah!
20:17I am starting to feel the effects of my health issues.
20:23I was wondering if I would be a candidate for weight loss surgery.
20:27So how'd y'all be?
20:52I think I was nothing.
20:53I hope he's nice.
20:56Really?
20:56All the s*** that he's put us through, whatever.
21:00He don't beat me into somebody.
21:01He'd have been mean to me and Tammy.
21:04We're here today to see Dr. Smith from Brittany.
21:06She has chose to go on this wonderful lifestyle change.
21:11I need help getting my diabetes under control
21:15because I am starting to feel the effects of my health issues.
21:24Hey, Brittany.
21:24How are you?
21:25I'm good.
21:25Good to see you.
21:27Good seeing you, buddy.
21:28I'm good.
21:30Looking good?
21:31Can't complain.
21:32What's going on?
21:33I have type 2 diabetes.
21:37Okay.
21:37And it's not under control.
21:41Really?
21:41And the doctor, she said that I'll probably have to go on shots.
21:50So you're putting you on insulin now?
21:53Yeah.
21:53Do you remember what your A1C was the last time I checked?
21:57Ten.
21:58Ten.
21:58Ten.
21:58Ten something.
21:59Ten.
21:59Ten.
21:59Geez.
22:00Yeah, that's high.
22:01That's high.
22:02Hemoglobin A1C, to a layman's person, is just saying, how high has your sugar been running?
22:10Brittany's A1C today was extremely high.
22:14It's an indicator to us as physicians that someone's diabetes is or is not controlled.
22:20As a physician, I think one of the most devastating diseases we see people have to deal with is diabetes
22:29because it affects so many organ systems.
22:32It causes people to go into renal failure and have to have kidney transplants.
22:36It causes people to have severe coronary artery disease, heart attacks, or death for that matter.
22:42If you take someone who's obese and you give them type 2 diabetes, their risk of developing cancer is 300% higher than if they didn't have both of those things.
22:57What questions do you have for me?
23:00Well, I was wondering if I would be a candidate for weight loss surgery.
23:09You're an absolute excellent candidate.
23:12What many people don't realize is the extreme weights, like where Tammy was, is the rarity.
23:19The majority of the people that we see are the patients that are just 100 pounds overweight, maybe 75 pounds overweight.
23:26Those are the people that need surgery just as much because they're still at risk of early mortality.
23:32Do you feel like there's certain things, maybe in your diet right now, that contribute to it, worsen it, things that you know you need to address?
23:41My main problem is, I drink a lot of soda.
23:49And not diet, right?
23:51Mm-hmm.
23:51Yeah.
23:51How many a day do you think you drink?
23:53I would say probably six.
24:00Really?
24:00Six a day?
24:02On a slow day, dog.
24:06Don't look at me like that, tell the truth.
24:09That's a lot.
24:11That's a lot.
24:11That's like five pounds of sugar a week.
24:13What does it need, the A1C need to be for a surgery?
24:25We definitely need it to be below 10.
24:28Okay?
24:29Okay.
24:29So I'm not giving you a weight goal.
24:32I'm not giving you a number of pounds to lose like I did Chris.
24:36I'm giving you a dietary goal that will possibly impact your A1C.
24:41I feel some type of weight about that.
24:43You feel like you were picked on?
24:44No, I just feel like it's bullshit.
24:46You can't wait like, I don't wait long.
24:48Goal too.
24:49Let me tell you something.
24:50This one right here may be harder to accomplish than when I asked you to drop 15 pounds, right?
24:5515?
24:56I don't remember 50.
24:57Every time I got around, it was a 50-pound weight goal.
25:00Come on.
25:02Why are you so salty?
25:04No, that's some bullshit, man.
25:06I come in here for three years and got a 50-pound weight goal every time I walk in the door.
25:11And I ain't worried about you, were you?
25:13We just need you to worry about your blood sugar.
25:15What the hell kind of shit is that?
25:20That's not going to be easy.
25:21Can you do it?
25:23I'm going to have to.
25:24You got to.
25:25You have to.
25:27I got to do it for the grandkids.
25:28There you go.
25:31I'm kind of worried about her kicking the salty habit.
25:35I'm going to make sure I get some right care of protection.
25:39Because all hell might break loose at the drop of a hat up in the crib.
25:43And I don't want to be an innocent bystander.
25:47Oh.
25:50I just get nervous like meeting somebody for the first time.
26:07Anybody, you know?
26:08You're right, I understand.
26:12Today Andrea is going to meet my mom for the first time.
26:16I'm just nervous because I haven't really told my mom about my relationship yet.
26:23I really haven't brought anybody home to meet her.
26:28Oh, wow.
26:31So you got any tips for me?
26:33Like what I shouldn't say or what I should say or?
26:36Um.
26:38You know, just be yourself.
26:41Yeah.
26:45Do you think she'll be rude or something?
26:47She has no filter whatsoever, so whatever she's thinking she's going to say and doesn't care if it hurts her feelings, you know?
26:56I ain't going to make her mad then.
26:59I'm here to meet Tammy's friend, Andrea.
27:07What's going on?
27:08I'm just playing.
27:09No!
27:09It's unusual for Tammy to ask me to meet somebody, but we'll either click or we'll clash.
27:17I'll know in probably about five seconds whether I like her or not.
27:21What are you doing?
27:33Tammy?
27:34The hell?
27:37My love for you is insane.
27:40Maybe he's just asking for a ridicule and laughter at this point.
27:51What are you looking for?
28:00You only need a man.
28:05Hi, Andrea.
28:07Hey!
28:08Nice to meet you.
28:09Nice meeting you too, honey.
28:20Well?
28:21What's going on?
28:23Got any good teeth?
28:25I don't know.
28:26I ain't seen nothing other than chicken.
28:28See?
28:29Yeah, I've seen plates of chicken.
28:34I don't know the gossip, like the team.
28:36Oh, okay.
28:42I'm just nervous for Andrea and me and my mom because my mom already said she would want to embarrass me.
28:49And she will.
28:49So I'll need a funny story about Tammy when she was younger.
28:55I'm bored.
28:56There's probably a few.
28:57More than one.
29:00Well, she was easy to potty train.
29:03I don't know.
29:04I don't know.
29:08She'd go in there and see.
29:10Like, she'd see her brother do it how he, a man would do it.
29:13What?
29:14And that's how she thought?
29:15Yeah, she'd climb up on top of the beach.
29:18wow
29:21you know how parents are
29:25they go straight in front of
29:27embarrassing stories and of course
29:29mom had a potty story about me
29:31I didn't even know it
29:33let me tell a story on you
29:37yeah let's hear it
29:38I ain't scared enough about that
29:40tell me a story about
29:42they had an outhouse
29:44oh
29:45and I had a rooster that was set inside
29:48the patio
29:50every time you pull a fridge
29:52in she punched your butt
29:54you didn't go to the bathroom
29:58very much
29:59yeah I'd be like well I can have one in for a while
30:02yeah
30:03so how'd y'all meet
30:07hold on Dean
30:16yeah we just started talking on there
30:23and just kept talking
30:25I ain't stopped since
30:27I think Tammy was afraid for me to meet Andrea
30:36but I don't really care about women on women and men on men deals
30:41so I figured it out on my own that it was her girlfriend and the way she spoke about her
30:47if Andrea generally cares for Tammy and makes her happy then I'll be happy with her
30:55it's nice to meet you though I've been wanting to meet you
30:59yeah
31:00does she pass the testing
31:02yeah she's gonna pass the test
31:08as long as she can keep you happy
31:10yes ma'am
31:12it takes two
31:13you know to work together goodness
31:15yeah
31:16and I think that we always
31:18we work well together
31:19I think
31:20I'm gonna tell you one thing
31:26don't let the media come out if you've been hurting her
31:33I can see it
31:36I can see it
31:37I'm you know
31:39I'll treat Tammy you know good
31:40mom was actually pretty cool today
31:44I mean she
31:46she didn't embarrass me too bad
31:48and now are you ready to do this
31:52you're going to do this
31:53I don't know what I'm thinking
31:58it's hard to introduce them to even just a regular friend
32:05because they're so skeptical of other people and they don't trust
32:08so that's why it is hard for me to bring Andrea around my family
32:13but we'll see what the future holds
32:17are y'all ready for this?
32:27he's all over me
32:28we usually do haunted forest but it was closed this year
32:32I've never done a haunted forest it sounds fun
32:34today Missy, Tammy, Brian and me are going to a haunted house
32:39I'm happy that my siblings want to spend more time with Brian
32:43and get to know me better
32:44hopefully they'll come around to the idea of me being with somebody that's good for me
32:50I'm good how are you?
32:53how many?
32:54four?
32:55I'm not sure
32:56it's a good idea to go to a haunted house with Brian
33:00because the last time him and Amy took a trip
33:02and Kim will try to bite the camera out of Amy
33:05but with me and Missy here
33:08maybe we can keep him out of trouble
33:10when you're trying to get bit by Kim
33:12or a zombie
33:14you ready?
33:18I'm ready
33:18you ready?
33:19I'm sorry
33:19I'm ready to get out of here
33:27get out of here
33:28when a dude jumps out of their closet
33:30almost beat myself
33:32he about got punched
33:34For a pop-up haunted house, it was pretty good.
33:43Actors were on point.
33:45This one girl was doing backflips and all this s***.
33:49I might be.
33:51Dinner time!
33:53Finally, we got eyeballs.
34:04What are you doing?
34:07What do you mean?
34:11Amy?
34:13What are you doing?
34:15Amy?
34:17I know we both said we'd never do this again.
34:23But my love for you is insane.
34:27Will you marry me?
34:34You know I will.
35:04I love you.
35:15I know.
35:16I love you.
35:18We're getting these bitches.
35:21He knows I decorate with skulls and stuff.
35:23And the skull fingers make a heart.
35:25And we just happen to buy these shirts.
35:28And it just puts us to a T.
35:30I ain't gonna lie, this is my best proposal yet.
35:32Well, I hoped it would be.
35:34And this should be your last proposal, dear.
35:37It better be.
35:38Because you stuck with me until you down in the green.
35:43It's fitting that we didn't should have had to tell.
35:46Right.
35:46Because we're both insane.
35:48We must be.
35:49We're doing it again.
35:53The hell?
35:54If I'd have known the proposal was coming, I would have probably been able to school my
36:03face a little bit better than I did.
36:06Yeah.
36:06But we can't get married until Halloween.
36:11And it's got to be in the real haunted house.
36:14Deal?
36:15Sounds perfect.
36:18That was ridiculous.
36:22This is awkward.
36:24Me and Misty kind of know how to talk to each other without using our mouths.
36:30So me and Misty are in our own little conversation with just our eyes and our eyebrows.
36:37We're telling each other this is stupid.
36:39Let's go.
36:40Let's get the f*** out of here.
36:44I mean, this is how hell gets engaged in a padded sound.
36:48She needs one.
36:51Maybe it's just asking for ridicule and laughter at this point.
36:54Congratulations.
36:58Misty, congrats.
37:03I'm excited.
37:04You better be.
37:07I loved the whole proposal.
37:10It just would have made it better if Tammy and Misty went there.
37:13Because I don't think they liked it at all.
37:18I think she's rushing it.
37:20She's got two months on the plane.
37:25Amanda and Katie.
37:26Uh-huh.
37:28Trying to get her, uh, Amy's life together and us now this.
37:33Yeah.
37:34She's going to do it.
37:37She ain't even got herself right yet.
37:40If you guys, I may have a score.
37:43Get your f***ing court s*** figured out.
37:46And get it proposed once all this is taken care of.
37:50One step out of time.
37:52All her ducks are...
37:54She's spreading her ducks too thin.
37:59I mean, I want the best for y'all.
38:01What?
38:02I said I want the best for y'all.
38:04Just...
38:04I think y'all need to slow down some more.
38:09Yeah, I said that too.
38:11I said that it would be a person to have enough.
38:13Yes.
38:14You said that for a minute.
38:15But...
38:16But it didn't sway you?
38:20No.
38:22You're stuck with me.
38:25I do have a tendency to rush into things.
38:28Um...
38:29Me and Michael, we were together a week before we started looking at engagement rings.
38:34And I'm trying to go slow this time.
38:36But, you know, some people are having arranged marriages.
38:40They never met the husband until the day of the wedding.
38:44So...
38:45And they've been together like a hundred years.
38:49Why'd you pick a padded cell?
38:52It had to be a haunted house.
38:53And the padded room seemed like the most...
38:56Appropriate one to propose to you in.
38:58Yeah, there wasn't a jail cell.
39:01I would have proposed to you there.
39:03I bet you would.
39:04I think the wedding needs to be in a haunted location, too.
39:09Not actually a haunted location.
39:11I want a real ghost at my wedding.
39:14You know my first choice?
39:16What?
39:17Waverly Hill Sanatorium.
39:18Yeah.
39:21I would definitely...
39:22I ain't gonna love her a goddamn wedding.
39:24If she goes to a haunted house, like, she's talking to get married.
39:29I agree.
39:31I ain't touched.
39:34I think I've had enough for today.
39:37I'm about to head home.
39:39Right.
39:40We got a wedding to play.
39:42Right?
39:46I think Tammy and Mr. Matt had a dad.
39:49That's the proposal?
39:50Yeah.
39:51There's nothing I do.
39:53Please do the best.
39:55That's how I feel right now.
39:57Like, that's how they make me feel.
39:58I thought we were here to see a damn haunted house, not here.
40:06That poor s***.
40:08Tammy and Misty acting kind of bored or kind of like, this is so stupid.
40:15My family can never be happy for me, so why don't even bother me?
40:18I hardly ever get something exciting like this to happen to me.
40:23And they act like that.
40:24They could have been happy for me.
40:27I hate that, baby.
40:29It's not supposed to go that way.
40:30I was the only one happy when they were proposed.
40:33And there you go.
40:34Tammy's never happy about s*** I get.
40:38If it ain't about her, it ain't about her.
40:39Like, I don't know why my family don't like me being happy.
40:47How do you think she wanted you to react to the engagement?
40:51I don't care if I hurt Amy's feelings.
40:54That's her mistakes not mine.
40:57And I'm tired of covering up for her mistakes.
41:03Brian and Amy haven't known each other that damn long.
41:06She needs to pay attention to what's going on in her life right now.
41:09Or it could backfire in the hip prison wedding.
41:20Next time on 1,000 Pound Sisters.
41:23This appointment might be my last Dr. Smith appointment.
41:27Before I'm approved for skin removal.
41:29So, the big question is, what's my opinion on your skin removal, right?
41:34The biggest thing is your protein.
41:37Is it normal yet?
41:39I'm about to show y'all how to do this.
41:45We've been trying to kill each other for years.
41:47And when I see that big old tower, I'm thinking that apparently they're going to try to kill me today.
41:53I'm at the edge, ain't I?
41:56Oh my God!
41:58You bastard!
42:02If he wants to throw the book, you're going to be looking at 30 years.
42:06I'm going to court today, but I'm scared.
42:09It's hard not knowing what the judge is going to say.
42:11Am I going to end up being a jail cell, or am I going to end up home with my kids?
42:19I just hope I don't want to remember that.
42:21I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:22I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:23I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:24I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:24I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:25I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:26I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:27I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:28I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:29I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:30I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:31I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:32I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:33I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:34I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:35I'm going to end up being a jail cell.
42:36I'm going to end up being a jail cell.