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00:01One of these brides wishes that her husband
00:03wasn't such a sloppy kisser.
00:06Which one is it?
00:07Well, her husband is about to find out,
00:09and so are you,
00:10because it's time to play The Newlywed Game.
00:23Hi, I'm Gary Kroger,
00:25and welcome to The Newlywed Game.
00:27Today, we're going to meet three new couples,
00:29and we'll discover how well they know each other.
00:31The game is very simple.
00:32I ask them questions about their relationship,
00:34each other.
00:35Correct answers earn points.
00:36The couple with the most points
00:38will win an incredible second honeymoon.
00:41Let's meet our first couple.
00:45She's a 27-year-old PE teacher.
00:47He's a 25-year-old bank officer.
00:49They've been married nine months.
00:50Say hello to Becky and James Flossen.
00:56Welcome to the show.
00:57Good luck.
00:58Hi.
00:59Hi.
01:00Next, she's a 26-year-old travel agent.
01:02He's a 37-year-old dialysis technician.
01:05They've been married four months.
01:06Say hello to Tamika and Carl Jones.
01:12Welcome to the show.
01:13Hi.
01:15Good luck.
01:16Finally, she's a 31-year-old homemaker.
01:18He's a 27-year-old production assistant.
01:20They've been married two months.
01:21Say hello to Julie and Thad Rainitz.
01:28Hi.
01:29Good to see you.
01:30Good luck.
01:31A big hello to all of our newlyweds today.
01:33Six great smiles going across there.
01:44You guys ready?
01:45Ready, yeah.
01:46All right, ladies, before the show, we talked to your husbands and we videotaped them.
01:49Now, Julie, I'm going to start with you and I'm going to ask you to look at this monitor
01:53right here.
01:54Take a look at Thaddy's.
01:55I wish my wife wouldn't wear so much.
01:58Now, we stop the tape there because I want you to finish his sentence.
02:02Be specific and you'll get 10 points.
02:03Not a problem.
02:04Makeup.
02:05Not a problem.
02:06Okay.
02:07Makeup.
02:08Makeup.
02:14Why?
02:15Well, she's a natural beauty.
02:16Is that what, you know, right?
02:17Natural beauty.
02:18Exactly.
02:19All right.
02:20See, I'm helping you out here.
02:22Okay, Tamika, let's look at Carl.
02:24Before we can make love, my wife insists that I...
02:27Before you make love, you make him...
02:32Take a bath.
02:37Take a bath.
02:38Take a bath.
02:40Take a bath.
02:47All right.
02:48Becky, take a look at James.
02:50My wife gets angry with me whenever I comment on her.
02:55Oh, no.
02:56Oh, no.
02:57What's taboo?
02:58Um...
03:00On my food.
03:02On your food.
03:03Okay.
03:04Cooking.
03:05Oh, yes!
03:07Oh, my God.
03:09Pretty good.
03:11James, what might that comment be?
03:13Well, I...
03:14Whenever I make a good comment or a bad comment,
03:16she takes it the wrong way, so she always gets angry with me.
03:19No, no, no, no.
03:20He doesn't like or dislike anything.
03:22Everything is just, okay, honey.
03:24Well, have an opinion.
03:27Guys don't have opinions about those kinds of things.
03:30Ask him about a car.
03:31He's got an opinion.
03:32Yeah.
03:33All right.
03:34All right, James.
03:35It's your turn to watch Becky.
03:37If it was his last day on Earth, my husband would probably spend it...
03:41It's your turn, James.
03:43Play on the computer.
03:45Oh!
03:46Play on the computer.
03:47All right.
03:48Well, you're a little tell-tale there, aren't you?
03:50Yeah.
03:51With me.
03:52With...
03:53Oh!
03:54Feeling bad!
03:55Feeling bad!
03:56Feeling bad!
03:57Oh!
03:58On the computer.
03:59With me.
04:00Oh!
04:01I...
04:02Now...
04:03Look at how bad he feels.
04:05I know it.
04:06All right, Carl.
04:07Look at Tamika.
04:08The best practical joke I ever played on my husband was...
04:13Trying to scare me?
04:15Trying to scare you.
04:17When I said I was pregnant on April Fool's Day.
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:23Oh!
04:24Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26No fair!
04:27She got me on that one.
04:28Oh!
04:29She got me.
04:30That is...
04:31Watch Julie.
04:32My husband brags way too much about...
04:37Julie.
04:38Oh!
04:39Oh!
04:40Good answer.
04:41Julie.
04:42His calves.
04:43My calves!
04:44Your calves?
04:45Yeah!
04:46Let's see these calves.
04:47They're like stopping in the kitchen and go...
04:48Let's see these calves.
04:49Yeah!
04:50Those calves.
04:51Those are good calves.
04:52We'll be right back with Mr. Cav and all of his friends.
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05:46Welcome back to The Newlywed Game.
05:48Now, Julie, you weren't interested when you met Thaddeus until he laid one on you.
05:54Hey.
05:55Yeah.
05:56Thad used to come over all the time.
05:57He was like a friend and he'd play his guitar and sing.
06:00And my roommate and I thought he was kind of a dork.
06:03And we ended up...
06:06Out of the blue, he just like grabbed me and kissed me.
06:10And it was good.
06:11I couldn't take it anymore.
06:12I just had to do it.
06:13So you were...
06:14Yeah, look, you're getting applause there.
06:17He must have been a pretty good kisser.
06:19It worked, yeah.
06:20Yeah, it worked.
06:21Okay.
06:22Tameka, when Carl proposed, how did you react?
06:27I made him sweat.
06:29I had to make him, you know, realize what he was getting.
06:33Yeah?
06:34How long did you make him sweat?
06:35A few minutes, made him look at his watch and he said, how long?
06:39I knew she was going to say yeah.
06:41Yeah?
06:42Yeah.
06:43I didn't want him to be too sure though.
06:44And after he sweat, did you make him take a shower?
06:47A bath.
06:48Okay.
06:49Now, Becky, you weren't really prepared for your first date with James, right?
06:54Actually, I was in my pajamas.
06:57Now, some would say that is preparation.
06:59It might be a good thing, but I had asked her out to go out with some friends of ours
07:05and she said she's going to meet me there and all of a sudden I said I was going to come
07:10and pick her up.
07:11And she had said yes, I'm going to come out with you and...
07:14I was going to stand him up because I thought he was a dumb jock.
07:16And I said, I know, don't boo me.
07:18Don't boo me.
07:19He's really nice.
07:20And he's smart too, I now know.
07:22But I was tired and I got in my pajamas and I was going to just stand him up.
07:26And all of a sudden the phone rang and he was going to pick me up.
07:29So, foiled my plan and I'm very glad.
07:31Good.
07:32Thanks.
07:33Now, I'm going to take a look at the scores here.
07:37Becky and James, you've got ten points.
07:38You're on the board.
07:39Tamika and Carl, you've got ten points.
07:42And Julie and Thaddeus, you've got ten points.
07:46Now, here's what's going to happen.
07:48I'm going to ask each one of you a multiple choice question
07:50and it's going to be up to you to try to give a match to one of the three answers that I give you.
07:54If it's correct, you get ten points.
07:55Okay?
07:56Becky, I'm going to start with you.
07:57Becky, when you have a bad day, does James say that he'll make you a romantic dinner?
08:02Or, give you a massage?
08:04Or, stay the hell out of your way?
08:10Um...
08:11Give me a massage.
08:13No.
08:14Stay on my way.
08:15Stay the hell out of her way.
08:17She gets on a tear around the house and you just want to stay away.
08:22Is it true?
08:23No!
08:24No, of course not.
08:25I am sweet.
08:26Tamika, according to Carl, when he flirts with another woman, you usually don't notice.
08:32Don't care.
08:33Or aren't around.
08:35Don't care.
08:38That's not what Carl said.
08:40When I do it, you're not around, honey.
08:42Will you be flirting with other women from now on?
08:49I don't know.
08:50Okay.
08:51All right.
08:52All right.
08:53Who doesn't have to worry about taking a bath?
08:55Julie.
08:56After making love, Thad says he usually hopes for a standing ovation.
09:02Or...
09:03Intermission.
09:04Or an encore performance.
09:08An encore performance.
09:11No, Thad, you said...
09:13Intermission.
09:15Intermission.
09:16What?
09:17Por que?
09:18I can see that.
09:19Super Bowl, you have halftime.
09:20I mean...
09:21Yeah, every...
09:27That's all right.
09:29All right, Thad.
09:30Here's a chance to redeem yourself.
09:32Oh, okay.
09:33Did Julie say that if she were to win $1,000 in cash that you didn't know about, she would hide it, share it, or spend it as fast as she can?
09:43Spend it as fast as she could.
09:45And your answer came as fast as you could.
09:47Very good.
09:51Carl.
09:52Did Tamika say the last thing you licked was a postage stamp, an ice cream cone, or her thighs?
10:03I think it was a postage stamp. I just did bills.
10:06Finally, James, the last time Becky forced you to see a chick flick, did she say that you cried, complained, or fell asleep?
10:21I complained.
10:22No?
10:23Becky?
10:24No, he boo-hooes.
10:25You boo-hoo?
10:26He boo-hooes.
10:27Which movie was it?
10:28Yeah, which movie was it?
10:29No, he is like the sweet one of the two of us, and is all sentimental, and he'll boo-hoo.
10:34Well, what was the movie?
10:35Which movie?
10:36Well, I don't know, but he always boo-hooes.
10:37Well, he doesn't come back.
10:38He's not a complainer, and he doesn't fall asleep in movies.
10:39I do that.
10:40I don't like to see you.
10:41Well, we'll be back with the very sensitive James right after this, so stick around.
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12:31Becky and James Clawson, you're on the board with 10 points.
12:34Yay!
12:35Yeah, yay for me.
12:36Yeah, for me.
12:37Carl and Tamika, you have 20 points.
12:39Yay!
12:40Julie and Thaddeus, you also have 20 points.
12:43This is very tight.
12:45Gentlemen, before the show, we had a little time to talk to your wives and they gave us little secrets about you, about your relationship themselves.
12:54Now, as I read these little secrets, if you think it's your wife I'm talking about, I want you to hold up that sign, hold it up, and you're going to scream out,
13:02That's my wife!
13:04Now, if you're right, you got 10 points.
13:07If you're wrong, you lose 10 points and only the first one up can win or lose.
13:12Here's the first one.
13:13She wishes you could cook as well as she does.
13:17That's my wife!
13:18No, it wasn't.
13:19Who was that?
13:20That's me.
13:21Yes.
13:22Yes.
13:23I didn't say that.
13:24Carl, learn to cook.
13:25Please!
13:26She likes it when you pinch her butt.
13:33Who said that?
13:34All of us.
13:35You all said that!
13:38Guys!
13:39Get a clue!
13:41I would've just, you know.
13:44She secretly eats desserts behind your back.
13:47That's my wife.
13:48Yes, it is.
13:49You're not keeping your secret very well.
13:56I know!
13:57No, I guess not.
13:59She wishes your kisses weren't so sloppy.
14:06That's me!
14:08James, that's your wife.
14:10Wet.
14:11Wet.
14:12Too wet?
14:13Wet.
14:14What can you do about that?
14:15I guess I may have to work on it.
14:16Yeah, reduce?
14:17Work in progress.
14:18All right, good.
14:19Okay.
14:22When you make muscle poses in the mirror, she thinks it's kind of stupid.
14:27That's my wife.
14:35Okay, calf man, let's see these stupid poses.
14:38Come on, let's see.
14:39This stuff, let's see it.
14:41Oh, shit.
14:49And she calls that silly.
14:50Yeah, go figure.
14:51Go figure.
14:53Her biggest secret is that she's a sex maniac.
14:57That's my wife.
15:06Last one.
15:07She didn't tell you.
15:08She didn't tell you.
15:09But the male stripper did a whole lot more than dance at her bachelorette party.
15:14That's my life.
15:16Yes.
15:19Julie?
15:22What, he made cookies for everybody?
15:24He did.
15:25He did.
15:26What'd he do?
15:27Chocolate chip cookies.
15:28Oh, he was kind of doing puppets with our hands.
15:34I'm not following.
15:35Yeah.
15:36I wasn't looking.
15:37Just taking our hands around him and doing things.
15:40I don't want to hear this.
15:42I don't want to hear this.
15:43All right.
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17:04And at the end of this round, one of these couples will be off on a fabulous second honeymoon.
17:09Ellen, tell them where they're going.
17:12Gary, today's winners are going to Jamaica.
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17:34Okay.
17:36Now you guys know what you're playing for.
17:38Julie and Thaddeus, you have 30 points.
17:40Very good.
17:41We're tied with Tamika and Carl, who have 30 points.
17:47James and Becky, you are not far behind with 20 points.
17:51Now, this is a round where anything can happen.
17:54I'm going to give your wives a choice.
17:56It'll be like Sirius or Goofy, Triscuit or Wheat Thin.
18:01They'll hold up the card that best applies to you guys and it's up to you to match.
18:05Now, I start with 10 points, but here's the catch.
18:07It goes all the way up to 100 points for the last one.
18:11Yeah, James.
18:12Yeah, okay.
18:13That's not many.
18:14Here's the first one for 10 points.
18:15Ladies, get your cards up quickly.
18:17Potato chips or chocolate chips?
18:21You were ready fast.
18:22James.
18:23Potato chips.
18:24Yes, very good.
18:25Carl.
18:26Chocolate chips.
18:27Chocolate chips, good.
18:28Daddy.
18:29Chocolate chips.
18:30Chocolate chips, okay.
18:32For 20 points.
18:33For 20 points, sipper or gulper?
18:38Carl.
18:39Gulper.
18:40Yes, you are.
18:41Got it.
18:42Gulper.
18:43Gulper, James.
18:44Gulper also.
18:45Gulper.
18:49This is a tight race.
18:50For 30 points, suave or goofy?
18:54Thaddeus.
18:56Goofy.
18:58He said suave.
18:59I was thinking goofy, too.
19:02James.
19:03I'm gonna say suave.
19:04She said goofy.
19:06Carl.
19:07Suave.
19:08Suave.
19:09Wow, very good.
19:12For 40 points, big tipper or coupon clipper?
19:18James.
19:19Big tipper.
19:20Good.
19:21Big tipper.
19:22Good.
19:23Thaddeus.
19:24Thaddeus.
19:26Coupon clipper.
19:27No, she said, big tipper there, goofy.
19:30Jules.
19:33For 50 points.
19:34Okay.
19:35This is a big one.
19:36Calm and collected or a stress case?
19:39I'm gonna start with you, Carl.
19:42Calm and collected.
19:43Good.
19:46Thaddeus.
19:47Calm and collected.
19:48Good.
19:49James.
19:50I'm a stress case.
19:51She said you're calm and collected.
19:53Aw.
19:54You're a stress case now, though.
19:55Yes.
19:57For 60 points.
19:59Silk sheets or flannel sheets?
20:03Thaddeus?
20:04Flannel sheets.
20:05Flannel, good.
20:06James.
20:07Flannel sheets.
20:08Flannel.
20:09Carl.
20:10Silk sheets.
20:11Silk sheets.
20:13Okay.
20:14Wow.
20:15Alright, Becky and James, you have 150, but this is for 100.
20:18This would put you in first place with 250.
20:21In second place now are Julie and Thaddeus with 170.
20:24And in first place, Carl and Tamika with 240.
20:28Okay.
20:32This is for the trip to Jamaica.
20:35Sex educated or needs a little instruction?
20:41I'm gonna start with you, James.
20:43This would put you in first place.
20:44Sex educated.
20:45She said you need a little instruction.
20:48I'm sorry.
20:49Alright, Thaddeus, this would put you in first place.
20:52Sex educated.
20:53Okay.
20:54Yes!
20:55So you've got 270.
20:56So, Carl, don't say a word because I like to put the pressure on you just a little bit.
21:01If you get it right, you and your lovely wife are off to Jamaica.
21:04Otherwise, maybe you could go to the airport and say goodbye to Thaddeus and Julie.
21:10Which is it?
21:11Sex educated.
21:12You got it.
21:13You are going to Jamaica.
21:14Congratulations.
21:15Come on over here.
21:16Come on.
21:17Congratulations.
21:18I want you all to join us.
21:19Come on over here.
21:20Congratulations to these guys.
21:21I want to thank all of our couples for being here.
21:22I want to thank you for watching.
21:23Good job.
21:24Join us again.
21:25Good job.
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