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00:00Underline the heading.
00:21Yep, because making it look pretty will get you extra marks.
00:23Excuse me, presentation is everything.
00:25Miss Appleton is very fussy about that.
00:27See? Anyway, she's got all the answers right, so she's gonna get full marks.
00:31Ta-da!
00:32Yeah, impressive.
00:33Where would any of you be without me?
00:35Right, go get your cosy and your towel.
00:38Oh, and tell Lucas to hurry up.
00:41Sorry, they've just got a swimming party at Heart and Leisure Centre.
00:44Oh, er, I'm heading into town. Could you give them a lift?
00:47No, no, you don't need to do that. Billy will take them.
00:50Yeah, sure. Well, thanks for the offer.
00:52Right, I'm gonna go wait in the car for your town to get a move on, please.
00:57Look, you don't have to help out with the domestic stuff. I mean, that's the last thing you want.
01:03Well, I told you before I don't mind helping out with the kids.
01:06You don't have to worry about that.
01:08And look, I know that you want us to be a secret, but I don't mind chipping in, you know?
01:14And before you say anything, I'm not trying to take over from Billy.
01:17I understand that he's always gonna be in their lives.
01:21Don't sound too pleased at the prospect.
01:23I guess I just can't help it if you still, you know, care for each other.
01:28What does that mean?
01:29I just felt a bit claustrophobic the other day.
01:33Like it was before you split.
01:35Oh, come on, Joe. He's been here one night.
01:38And I have told him that it's done, okay? He accepts that.
01:41Are you sure about that?
01:43Yeah, positive.
01:44I just wish that we were a bit more out in the open.
01:48Well, we can't be.
01:49Okay, it's not fair on Billy. He needs more time.
01:52And I know we're a bit on top of each other at the moment, but there's no choice, so...
01:56You're just gonna have to deal with it.
01:59Sorry.
02:04Dad?
02:05Yeah?
02:06You coming to watch me play?
02:08Er, I don't think I can make it today.
02:10What did you say? Joe's is free much.
02:12Well, I'm sure your dad wouldn't wanna miss that.
02:14Only else opens at a bank holiday.
02:16I need to be at work.
02:17Are you sure there's no other reason?
02:19I'm snowed under. I've got a backlog as well, so...
02:22Right.
02:23Isaac, hurry up! Come on, we're gonna be late!
02:27Get your bag!
02:33Well, I'll see you later.
02:34See ya, boys.
02:40Yesterday was just very draining with everything we covered at the therapy session.
02:45Well, just to be expected after your first one.
02:47True.
02:49You know, I actually might try and take my mind off things and head into work for a bit.
02:53At least it will be quiet with it being a bank holiday.
02:56I can try and catch up.
02:58You don't need to do that.
02:59No, I want to.
03:01Okay.
03:02You know, I'm so proud of you.
03:04Tuckling things head on like this.
03:17Hey.
03:22Russ, I am...
03:23I am so, so sorry.
03:26You don't need to apologise.
03:27No, I do.
03:28Oh, gosh.
03:29Look at your face.
03:30It's nothing.
03:32Can we talk?
03:33I don't want you to think that you've frightened me off.
03:37Cos you haven't.
03:38Russ, you really don't have to be reasonable with me.
03:40It's not like I deserve it.
03:42I'm just being honest.
03:43I want us to sort this out.
03:47Come on.
03:48Let me buy you a coffee and we can, we can, we can just talk.
03:51I did enough of that yesterday.
03:54I, um, I went to a therapy session.
03:57That's good.
03:59But you can talk to me as well, you know.
04:01Don't push me away, Steph.
04:02Please.
04:03I didn't tell you.
04:10Last night, right, I had a dream that you and me were running this place.
04:15My name was next to yours on the door and it was even.
04:19And wait until you hear my idea.
04:22Cherry.
04:23Cherry!
04:26Yeah?
04:27I just thought I'd let you know that I've come up with a cracking idea for the quiz night.
04:31And it comes from a place of love.
04:35Marital bliss.
04:36You're not married.
04:37Well, cohabiting.
04:38Shacking up.
04:39Same thing.
04:40Go on then.
04:41Okay.
04:42So it's a quiz for couples.
04:45Okay.
04:46So you ask the wife a set of questions and then you ask the hubby the same set and see how many answers they get the same.
04:52What do you reckon?
04:54Oh yeah, it's genius.
04:56I don't think that's ever been done before.
04:57I know, right?
04:58It's called the Mr versus the Mrs.
05:02Oh wow.
05:04Hey, why don't you go one better?
05:05Simplify it.
05:06Bring it all together.
05:07Let it roll off the tongue.
05:08Call it Mr and Mrs.
05:09Yeah.
05:10That's brilliant.
05:11Mr and Mrs.
05:12What do you reckon?
05:14If you're happy, I'm happy.
05:16Listen to that.
05:17Happy wife, happy life.
05:18He's a keeper.
05:19Oh I know.
05:20And that's just one of the many reasons why I love you.
05:24You're so supportive.
05:26You're done with the whole love fest now and the original ideas?
05:28Yeah, sorry.
05:30So, can I do it then or what?
05:32I can be compare if you like.
05:33Well you have to do a trial first.
05:34We need to check if this all works out.
05:36How about Thursday?
05:38Thursday?
05:39Not got long to go so you better get cracking.
05:43Something smells nice.
05:44Oh yeah, I didn't have time for breakfast so this is brunch.
05:47Do you want one?
05:48I'd be rude to say no to that.
05:49Well here, you have this and I'll make another.
05:51Don't be daft.
05:52I didn't mean to knit yours.
05:53It's fine.
05:54It's only a butty.
05:55There's plenty.
05:58So do you want me to pick up the kids later?
06:00Erm, Teddy's mum is gonna get them actually so it's fine.
06:03Oh great.
06:05Just glad that we're making some progress.
06:07You know, you and me.
06:09We make a good team.
06:11Always have them.
06:13Yeah.
06:15Yeah we do.
06:18I mean, when it comes to the kids.
06:21But Billy, I think you should move back out.
06:27Seriously, I was only gonna stay one more night.
06:30No, I know.
06:31I just don't want it to be confusing for them like we're giving mixed messages.
06:34Right.
06:35I don't want them, or you, to think we're getting back together.
06:42Right, come on you.
06:43We're gonna go and watch Carol play the end of his match.
06:45I'm still working.
06:47Yeah, I can see that.
06:49But surely you can spare some time for your boys.
06:51I don't really know.
06:54I know what all this is about.
06:59What all what is about?
07:00You, brooding.
07:01You're just busy.
07:02Bottling it up doesn't help.
07:04It's about Nate, isn't it?
07:06I don't wanna talk about it.
07:08Darling, I can see how hard it's hit you.
07:12How could he just move all this stuff without even a message?
07:14I mean, what about Frankie?
07:16I don't even know if I'm gonna see him again.
07:18He must really hate me.
07:21Come on, shut the garage for a bit.
07:24You've still got two boys here that need you and would love nothing more than to spend time with you.
07:29Don't make the mistake of pushing them away because Nate's not around.
07:33Come here.
07:35I love you.
07:36Look, you can say you forgive me all you want but you're not just gonna forget, are you?
07:42No, I'm over it.
07:43As long as you're alright.
07:45I've been stressing about you.
07:47I appreciate it, Russ, but I'm a grown woman.
07:50I can look after myself.
07:52Yeah, but I wanna look after you as well.
07:55Look, I get it.
07:56With all the trauma that you've been through, I know what you've been up against.
08:00No one really does, Russ.
08:03Yeah, I know.
08:04After my acid attack, I was lashing out at everybody.
08:11I wouldn't let anybody in.
08:13And then, I met Rebecca.
08:15And it was, it was like I could finally allow myself to be happy again.
08:22You need to learn how to forgive yourself and stop beating yourself up.
08:27You will be happy again.
08:28I promise.
08:29I know.
08:31And I want to be.
08:32So, let me be here for you.
08:34I don't care what it takes.
08:37You're too good to me.
08:39You deserve the world.
08:41This is what I want.
08:42This.
08:43To be right here.
08:46Cos I love you.
08:51Um, I'm, I'm sorry.
08:53Uh, I need to go.
08:54Hey.
08:55How's Evan?
08:56Yeah, he's okay.
08:57Look, sorry I was so prickly earlier.
08:59It's okay.
09:00No, it's okay.
09:01No, it's not.
09:02I spoke to Billy.
09:03He's moving back out.
09:04Good.
09:05Don't mince your words.
09:06Look, I can't lie.
09:07I mean, it did feel a bit weird.
09:08Him being here.
09:09It's just, you know, seeing you guys so close.
09:10Just like you used to be.
09:11And I think, and, in, I don't know, I think I was a bit jealous.
09:12Madam?
09:13I would also be there.
09:16Yeah.
09:18What is it though?
09:19And I think I was a bit too close?
09:20Loose.
09:21Look, I can't lie.
09:22it's all good.
09:23It's like you're too lonely.
09:24Well, look.
09:25It's like I want to call a man.
09:26Oh, no, well then!
09:27Jealous?
09:28Hmm.
09:29It's not actual glНет ними.
09:30It's not to me.
09:31So okay.
09:32Julie?
09:33Well there don't...
09:34It doesn't happen for what's up.
09:35It doesn't...
09:36But you don't have vanished neither of us.
09:37You don't have anything to live here.
09:38What's up?
09:39Well, you don't need to be.
10:07Hey, when did you get back?
10:09How was the party?
10:11It was okay.
10:12What, do you want a little snack?
10:13I'm not hungry.
10:14What? You're always starving after swimming.
10:19No, I'm not.
10:20I've just done my cake.
10:24Did something happen at the party?
10:28Did you fall out with your friends?
10:30Because you can tell me you know.
10:34Clemmie?
10:34Oh, what was all that about?
10:42I don't know. She said she's unwell.
10:44Well, how was she first thing?
10:46Fine. Full of beans. Excited for the party.
10:49And now she says she's got a tummy ache, which I don't believe.
10:52Why would she lie?
10:54I asked Billy to move back into the cottage.
10:59And he was going to have a word with her.
11:00Try not to worry.
11:02She'll come back down soon enough.
11:05Cal, you ready?
11:06Go.
11:08Come on.
11:09Well, then, what's he got?
11:10You can buy him.
11:11Did you see that?
11:17Yes, Cal.
11:17Pure luck was that.
11:19It wasn't luck when I scored earlier.
11:21Oh, yeah.
11:22Listen, I'm...
11:23Sorry I missed your goal at the match.
11:26It's okay.
11:27You were there for the last few minutes.
11:29Hey, Isaac, will you get the water bottles out of my bag, please, sweetheart?
11:33Cal, go and have a drink of water, darling.
11:35Ian.
11:36Look, I know I can be a bit of a pain.
11:38No.
11:39Really?
11:39No-one is blaming you.
11:43And for what it's worth, I can't understand why Nate's cutting everybody off either.
11:48I thought he was doing the right thing, letting him go to Shetland, you know.
11:52Giving him some space.
11:53I just assumed he'd come back, or...
11:56I'd at least go and get him.
11:58None of this is your fault.
12:00Yeah, but I wasn't the dad that he needed me to be.
12:02Oh, come on, Cain, don't say that.
12:04Yeah, but why not? It's true, isn't it?
12:05Well, he still might come back one day, and then you can tell him how you feel.
12:08But in the meantime, you've been a fantastic dad to these two.
12:11Look at the wee faces.
12:13Too real, Dad. You need to sharpen up.
12:15Oi, you.
12:17Just don't make the same mistakes with them.
12:20Get the ball, Dad.
12:22Get the ball.
12:23You think I made my 20s or what? I'm getting old.
12:25Whoa! You're my old man, though.
12:28Hee-hee-hee.
12:28Come on.
12:29That's very neat handwriting.
12:32She's been doing so well with her homework lately.
12:35Anything I can help with?
12:37I know. All fine.
12:38Sorry to barge in, but can I ask a favour?
12:47Fire away.
12:48I need to book Thursday off for me and Lydia.
12:51It's her 50th.
12:53I know she's been away looking after her mum,
12:55but I've made her promise to come back in time for her birthday.
12:57I've had a belting idea.
12:59I'm going to take her ferret racing.
13:02Is that OK?
13:03On what planet is ferret racing ever going to be remotely OK, Sam?
13:08It's your wife's half-century.
13:11She'll be exhausted after looking after a poorly mum,
13:14and you're taking her to watch rodents running about.
13:17She does have a point.
13:18Not rodents. The ferrets.
13:20They could be endangered gremlins, for all I care,
13:23but Lydia is not going to watch that on her birthday.
13:28OK.
13:30You can have the day off,
13:31but you're going to throw her a party.
13:34Understood?
13:36I'll sort it.
13:37Don't worry.
13:39We can have it here,
13:40and we can make it a surprise for her.
13:43You sure you don't mind?
13:45Non-sist.
13:46She will be treated like a queen.
13:49What?
13:57Hey.
13:58Look.
13:59I've been thinking,
14:02and...
14:03I've booked us a getaway.
14:05To a spa.
14:07What?
14:08Look, I've just booked it online now.
14:10I thought...
14:11I thought it might help.
14:14I really don't think it will.
14:15Look, I know you're upset,
14:16and I get it,
14:17but it'll do you good.
14:19Couple of nights in a hotel.
14:20Just us.
14:21Relaxing.
14:22No pressures.
14:22No nothing.
14:23That's really kind.
14:26Um...
14:27Let me just...
14:30sit for a minute.
14:34Why don't I like the sound of that?
14:36Please.
14:37I've been thinking about stuff,
14:49um...
14:50me...
14:53attacking you.
14:54You don't need to keep bringing it off.
14:55We squashed it, didn't we?
14:56Please, just listen.
14:58For a minute.
15:01The way I behaved with you,
15:03it made me realise
15:04that I have got a long way to go with this,
15:07with my recovery.
15:08And I am here for it.
15:09Wait.
15:10Yes, you have been amazing
15:12and supportive,
15:14but we haven't been together that long,
15:15and it's like our whole relationship
15:17has been defined by my trauma,
15:19and I don't want that for you.
15:21Yeah.
15:21I can handle it, though.
15:23We can work our way through it.
15:25Well, so you say that now,
15:26but you have no idea
15:27how this is going to make you feel
15:28in the long run.
15:30You deserve better than me.
15:34What are you trying to say, Steph?
15:39None of this is fair on you.
15:44We can't be together, Ross.
15:47You don't seriously want us to finish.
15:49I'm really sorry.
15:50But we worked it out before, didn't we?
15:53I keep telling you
15:54I want to be here for you.
15:55I know you do.
15:58And I don't want it to end, either.
16:00So don't.
16:01I have to.
16:02I'm going through therapy,
16:03and I need to do this on my own.
16:07This is best for both of us.
16:10I'm so sorry.
16:13Mr and Mrs.
16:15Be nice to each other.
16:17Mr and Mrs.
16:20You've got to love one another.
16:23How the hell did you do that?
16:25Do what?
16:26Come up with a flipping song
16:27just like that.
16:28Oh, Mandy Tingle,
16:29where have you been all my life?
16:30This is exactly what I need.
16:32Creativity.
16:34Who is the best driver?
16:36Who is the best couple?
16:37Well, this isn't exactly creative, is it?
16:40Do you have any better suggestions?
16:42I mean, if you're going to help,
16:43you could at least be positive.
16:45Find out who's sorcier.
16:47Delve into, like, who prefers what,
16:49so to speak.
16:50Because this is about love and romance, isn't it?
16:51Come on, then.
16:53Go to him.
16:54Find out who's the randiest.
16:58You can't ask that.
17:00Why not?
17:00There always is one.
17:02I mean, look at me and Pants.
17:02I mean, I win, hands down.
17:04Oh, pfft.
17:05Mind you,
17:06these days at night,
17:08there's a vanilla slice and a brew.
17:11Yes.
17:17All right?
17:19I'm glad I've seen you.
17:20Really?
17:22I'm organising a surprise party
17:24for Lydia's birthday at Home Farm.
17:27Sounds delightful.
17:28Yeah, well, I'm hoping all her family
17:30will show up for her.
17:32You and Ruby included.
17:33Me and Ruby,
17:34hobnobbing with you and Joel.
17:36It's her 50th.
17:38Oh, and it's black tie.
17:40So make sure all your
17:41hillbilly relatives
17:43make an effort for once.
17:46She deserves a fuss.
17:47You must be going soft,
17:49Kim, throwing parties for her dingles.
17:50It's no wonder Joel walks all over you.
17:54Yeah, well, let's hope
17:55we can all play nicely, eh?
17:57All right, boys,
17:58you know the drill.
17:59Dirty shoes off.
18:00Right, who wants doughnuts?
18:08Yes!
18:09Oh, yeah, go on, then.
18:10Well, I knew you wouldn't say no.
18:12Do you fancy a copper?
18:13I'll do it.
18:13All right.
18:18All right.
18:21So, how are you feeling?
18:23Better.
18:24Yeah.
18:25Thank you for today, Dad.
18:27It was fun beating you.
18:28Oh, any time, mate.
18:29Can we do it again tomorrow after school?
18:31Er, yeah, I mean,
18:33we can have a rematch any time you want.
18:35Listen, I'm, um,
18:36I'm sorry if I've been a bit distant.
18:40It's okay.
18:41I know it was set about night.
18:43He'll come back, you know.
18:44Yeah, maybe.
18:46Still,
18:47I'm going to be the best Dad to you and Isaac,
18:49whatever happens.
18:50You already are.
18:51Stop it, you.
18:52Get in there.
18:53Go on.
18:53Hey, you feeling better?
19:04I'm all right.
19:06Good.
19:07Er, I was thinking,
19:09maybe we could go to the cinema this weekend,
19:11all of us.
19:13Can Billy come too?
19:15Er, I'm not sure.
19:17You could ask him.
19:19Yeah, I was thinking maybe it'd be good
19:21if it was just us, you know,
19:23give me a chance to get to know you and Lucas better,
19:25see if we could all be friends.
19:27No, thanks.
19:28I know what you did.
19:30What do you mean?
19:32You and Don before kissing.
19:36If you get a free pass,
19:38which celebrity would you choose to spend the night with?
19:41Isn't this just going to cause arguments, though?
19:43Good point.
19:45Paddy gets well stroppy when Richard made his aunt box.
19:48Write it down, please!
19:51Oh!
19:52I've got one that'll get everybody neck in an extra shot.
19:56Where is the riskiest place you've ever done it?
20:00Oh!
20:00Go on, then.
20:01Don't they?
20:02Oh, no!
20:03You disown me.
20:04Oh, come on, you minx.
20:05Spill the beans.
20:10I bet you were freezing.
20:13Go on, then.
20:14Tell me yours.
20:15No way.
20:15Get rested.
20:16What's so funny?
20:20Right, where is the riskiest place you have done the dirty deed?
20:25Blackpool prom, July 2008.
20:28Yeah.
20:29A few drunks around.
20:30At least the last tram had gone.
20:31Anyway, sorry to break up the old fun fest here,
20:33but I've got punters over there that need serving.
20:35I'm working!
20:36It's with a quiz.
20:38No, you won't be able to join, by the way.
20:40Aww!
20:41Well, it's cheating.
20:42If you're helping me with a question, you'll already know them.
20:44But not if we come up with loads.
20:46I won't.
20:48Well, can we do a trial run in the back room?
20:50No!
20:51Might not be PG in Eve's home.
20:53Speaking of Thursday, there's been a change of plan.
20:55What do you mean?
20:56Well, there's a big family do, isn't there, for Lydia's surprise 50th.
20:59I thought mine might have told you.
21:01So, if you're planning a trial run,
21:03it'll have to be elsewhere, and it'll have to be tomorrow.
21:05Tomorrow?
21:06Yeah.
21:12Listen, Clemmie.
21:13No!
21:13I promise you this is not worth falling out over, okay?
21:16I think it's best if we just try and be friends.
21:18I don't want to be your friend!
21:20Okay, um...
21:21I think it's best, you know, for Dawn, for Lucas.
21:25I said no!
21:26I can explain, okay?
21:28It's not what you think, all right?
21:30Clemmie, no, just stop, come on.
21:31Get off!
21:32Just...
21:32Ah!
21:33Oh my God!
21:34I'm not stupid.
21:36I know what I saw.
21:37You were both kissing.
21:39I don't like you, and nothing you're gonna say is gonna make me.
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