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00:00ah ah ah ah ah ah ladies and gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen
00:09yeh akpan di dollar oduma dipas yeh akpan di dollar eh oduma dipas yeh ladies and gentlemen
00:18gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen eh oduma kogoro oduma kogoro oduma eh kogoro yeh akpan di dollar yeh akpan
00:29oh too much money ah ah i'm already dead
00:34i'm not good i'm not good i'm not good i'm not good i'm not good i'm not good i'm not good
00:38you won't let hype man walk up ah i'm monkey i'm not smoker waiting with the talk
00:43you won't be the much talked about person yeah the people where would you wait for
00:49you know some people like when i want you to enter club you're going to yell ladies and gentlemen
00:53gentlemen gentlemen gentlemen you are wasting your talent too ah you should just go to that club now
00:58i'm be doing hype man so that they will be spraying you on hey before they spray me money for club hey
01:04good making a face spray me money for you yeah i'm talking about the two years house rents
01:10who now hold me people quickly do something from the house i know i know what i hear this is
01:15that you have no sense on to the court babalala come on man you don't get cautious
01:21a panel we won't see two years that gives you life but this is a common me
01:26around that we are after our life oh no you are after our life you are supposed to go and report
01:31you to police honestly that you want to yes even if we have two years as when to take you are supposed
01:36to say no you are supposed to say no where did you see the money you are supposed to reject it
01:40economy is hard now i don't know why i go talk no why i go reject it money no they found out
01:46i know this opponent but now where i know sir god you don't do it more hey or do more
01:51you don't win money for a lot of big money for that matter
01:55oh what's on there who won't be a man alone he who tell you that was a woman for a lot
01:59who'll be that goat went on our fire in generation when they go deliver messages will not send that
02:04to you hey i hear from a reliable source and uh my reliable source now mr hackman i hear when he
02:12didn't tell patowski say money don't land so hackman now you're mad man they run and he had a drop
02:19this like the area whether he must get the area or he get this entry anyone where he be how
02:27now i won't take pay my money oh no i won't take pay my money if you even know if you pay for one
02:33see
02:53calm down calm down now back down to the back we can't pass you
02:56Baba lada, who could be a wicked person here now?
02:58Who would be wicked for here?
03:00I don't want a gay.
03:02I don't try.
03:04I don't do everything.
03:06That's true. Actually, I win lotto.
03:08But the money never clear.
03:10Oh, Duma, why do you like this now?
03:14You're supposed to be party for this also.
03:16You're a sharp young boy.
03:18I'm a sharp old man.
03:20Where is why you say money never clear?
03:22How? Because I knew lotto
03:24the money at the good policy.
03:26See now, after seven
03:28working days at the bay wing now.
03:30What do you mean?
03:32I have to wait
03:34till the next seven working days
03:36are beaten. He's telling you the truth.
03:38He's not right. Something within that
03:40neighborhood, hopefully.
03:42Make it no be hopeful.
03:44Make it be certainly new.
03:46Make it be certainly new.
03:48This one where I don't need them.
03:50The next thing I will allow
03:52to pay my money in the next seven
03:54working days. Everything where I get
03:56now, I go take fight to you.
03:58Hey, hey.
04:00The problem is looming.
04:02That's in the room.
04:04My binu.
04:06Don't be do now. Come here.
04:08Don't be do now.
04:10He said we pay seven days.
04:12Bank bank.
04:14He said we pay seven days.
04:16Bank bank.
04:18I'm not going to be there.
04:20He's in now.
04:22I don't talk my own.
04:24Don't sit down for my show.
04:28Eruma, Akbar.
04:30See, I want to suggest something
04:32on top of this Austrian matter.
04:34Even if it is quarter of that
04:36Austrian, let us gather and give down Lordu.
04:38If it was like your brain
04:40doesn't do overheat again.
04:42Eruma, Eruma, you don't understand.
04:44He will start to disturb us up and down.
04:46Akbar, if you want your own money,
04:48can I go pay landlord?
04:50As for me and myself,
04:52are the packers of this company.
04:54You want the packers? Yes.
04:55Packers in here.
04:56I'll go find that company, man.
04:58Go find that place, right?
04:59You don't understand and say we know
05:00they make progress for this company.
05:01We know they go forward, though.
05:02I don't understand what you mean by
05:04we know they make progress for this company.
05:06Akbar, my guy, when he called for debt
05:08three months ago,
05:09I may even send a transport.
05:10If you borrow me, I may complete the transport.
05:12Akbar, I don't buy this.
05:13You want me?
05:14Oh, doctor said they do like this.
05:15You want me?
05:16When they're allowed, they do like this.
05:17Yes, man!
05:18Ah!
05:19If they worry you,
05:20those don't want to make progress for this company.
05:22We are not going forward.
05:23I came to this company with hair.
05:25Akbar, I don't lose his hair.
05:26Now, buy her.
05:27Buy her.
05:28Buy her.
05:29Buy her.
05:30You say, hey, yeah.
05:31Yeah, right.
05:32We're not all in the other day.
05:33We don't want to make progress.
05:34We'll make five steps forward.
05:35Here you go, take us fifteen.
05:36We can add the company.
05:37Fifteen, that's like thirty steps.
05:38How will they go back?
05:39Yeah, right.
05:40It's not my fault, Eruma.
05:41It's this company.
05:43Yes.
05:44We need to pack out.
05:45We need to pack out.
05:46Akbar, I can tell you.
05:47If we move out of this company,
05:48in six months,
05:49Bethany,
05:50there won't be Kubanian and sheep priests,
05:51and they're going to be high post for club.
05:53That bondo will say they throw a bondo.
05:55We'll not explain anyone.
05:56Yeah, right.
05:57We'll just go and tell him.
05:58Come on.
05:59We'll tell him that we want to pack out.
06:00We'll just go and tell him that.
06:01You want to pack out.
06:02You say what?
06:03We'll go and tell him that.
06:04No, man!
06:05We will tell your enemy,
06:06you're weak boys,
06:07you're not wise.
06:08You're the hero now.
06:09Sure?
06:10See, if we tell him now,
06:11you're going to pay the rent,
06:12you're the hero.
06:13We want to see monetary in the house.
06:15We'll go make sure we'll find the house.
06:17After we don't see our house,
06:18we won't go now.
06:19Within the seven days,
06:21we'll tell him so.
06:22Now midnight,
06:24now we'll tell man that more
06:25for this company,
06:26OT loss.
06:27OT loss.
06:28We don't go.
06:29Yeah, right.
06:30Because if we don't know where we pack to,
06:31so you cannot come and ask us,
06:32pay for money again.
06:33We want to now.
06:34So that's it now.
06:35Yes, that's it.
06:36So please,
06:37just follow my lead.
06:38I don't want any further question
06:39on this issue.
06:40Follow my lead.
06:41Yeah, lead.
06:42But I have one more question.
06:43I just see no question.
06:45Okay.
06:51Hello.
06:52You're welcome.
06:53Thank you very much.
06:55Welcome to Abilash,
06:56your real estate firm.
06:57What can we do for you?
06:59We need the house.
07:00We need the house.
07:01I'll jump in.
07:02Okay.
07:03Like,
07:04how many rooms are you looking at?
07:06It's just one bedroom.
07:07One bedroom.
07:08Why you gotta look for one bedroom?
07:09Then use one bedroom,
07:10swear for you,
07:11for life.
07:12Don't move to the upgrade.
07:13Ah.
07:14Don't move to something better.
07:15Don't move to one bedroom.
07:16One you snoring,
07:17give me.
07:18What are you?
07:19I don't want to stop now.
07:20We need to snow more than you.
07:21I hope you know that.
07:22Fine.
07:23Okay.
07:24Give us two bedroom.
07:25Make everybody go here and go snow.
07:26Alright.
07:27That will not be a problem.
07:28So what's your budget?
07:29For me, I'll get on the money day.
07:31Let's show us what they are available first.
07:33Yeah?
07:34Two bedroom.
07:35Minds are here.
07:36We are like,
07:37Estates.
07:38Gated.
07:39Alright.
07:40I have a two bedroom flat here.
07:42And it has two bedroom and four toilets.
07:46Four toilet.
07:47Inside two bedroom.
07:49What kind of thing is that one?
07:50Did we come to this house to cook in?
07:52It must be a funny one.
07:53It's an in-suite apartment.
07:55And the visitor's toilet is in the living room.
07:59Then the other toilet is at the backyard of the house.
08:02Wow.
08:03So for that particular apartment, the price is 1.7 million nera and 2.2 million nera total package.
08:11Wow.
08:122.2 million nera?
08:13Yes.
08:14Now five years rent, I'll be working at the house.
08:16No.
08:17No.
08:18It's just for one year.
08:19You see?
08:20One year rent.
08:21What about is the toilet there?
08:22It's been four toilets.
08:23You don't care.
08:24Say four toilets.
08:25I know it will be expensive.
08:26I've got for me four toilets.
08:28Give us the one that have one toilet, one bedroom.
08:30Okay.
08:31Okay.
08:32One toilet, one bedroom.
08:33The one that has one toilet, one bedroom is 1.9 total.
08:361.9 million?
08:37See?
08:38Okay.
08:39Forget that one.
08:40Go to something smaller.
08:42Still a gated nines quiet estate.
08:45But self-contained.
08:46One room self-contained.
08:47What about you?
08:48The one room self-contained would have a room is 1.2 million.
08:53Million for the time.
08:54You usually call million million nera.
08:56Slow down.
08:57Okay.
08:58You don't get a very nice apartment.
09:01See?
09:02Gated estate.
09:03Security 24 hours.
09:04Everything.
09:05Between the range of, let's say, 400k per package.
09:08400k per package.
09:09400k per package.
09:10Even 350k.
09:11But 400k.
09:12At most.
09:13Yes.
09:14A 400k apartment in an estate.
09:17Gated.
09:18Gated.
09:19Security.
09:20I'm sorry.
09:21I don't think you ever find that kind of place in this kind of place.
09:24I don't think you ever find that kind of place.
09:26I don't think.
09:27I don't think.
09:28You say why I don't see your nose.
09:30Like blue.
09:31I'm not saying you're a Yahoo boy.
09:34Where the grass.
09:35I said.
09:36Real estate.
09:37It's a real idea.
09:38You are a real estate.
09:39Yes.
09:40Where, where, where, where, where live it.
09:41Where, where, where, where, where a mother.
09:42If, where, to.
09:43I don't remember saying.
09:44On one hour, a guy.
09:45That real estate.
09:46You look outside also.
09:47oh
10:03they find uh a self-contained one room in a gated estates security 24 hour you don't know
10:17like i said to once self-contained security go dead light go dead good water yes
10:24now they have a pound they find out yes one move come over our water for that area
10:29not to see us finish want to go to a new zone uh when will be total package okay like between
10:36the range of 350k to 400k total package all right all right yes yes now what is it
10:45it says the same address on the location of the house yes now
10:49we'll make local city house
10:54it's not nice meeting you
10:57We want to see one guy like that, that says he is a STP, he want to scam us because he
11:21want to rent house.
11:23So how much are we going to budget for the house?
11:28Our budget is like 350, but we say 400 total package, we don't mind.
11:33Okay, that one, no big deal.
11:36And something where we are going to get, no problem.
11:39Where the house, where you want?
11:42The team will say, I don't call the person where to hold the key.
11:45I just call to finish now.
11:47If they bring the key, come now.
11:49I'll make you fit the deck out.
11:50Okay.
11:51So this is the house.
11:52Wow.
11:53It looks very nice.
11:54Lovely company.
11:55I prefer prefer this one.
11:56No, no, no.
11:57This one is better.
11:58The company is spacious.
11:59What in the world are you now?
12:00Now that house will be the house.
12:01See the house for here.
12:03Which one?
12:04This one, why would they look like this?
12:06Your house, yeah.
12:07See the house.
12:08You don't see where they belong.
12:09You don't see where they belong.
12:10You don't see part of the house.
12:11Oh God.
12:12I'm like, I'm like, I put it in you.
12:15You, you, you are starting to drink things and smoke things that you get out your head.
12:18See, see, if I joke, you better stop and because my heart will mistakenly give your face high five.
12:25You know, say this again to work.
12:27We don't understand that, we don't understand that.
12:29With the car money, we just open our mouth to talk right now.
12:32Now the car has the way we don't feel to get it.
12:34We don't know the house that doesn't cost everywhere for Lagos.
12:37So how are we supposed to poo poo and bath in this kind of?
12:40That one now, my own problem, not be my own problem.
12:42For you to get a house for this level today, you must hold up to 1.1 million naira.
12:47Everything for inside.
12:49Do you understand?
12:50What?
12:511.1 million.
12:52So the house is here?
12:53The house now.
12:54What do we want?
12:55Define cage.
12:56See, if we don't know if we take this house, that means we don't know today for Lagos.
13:00We don't know if we go in our village.
13:02It's like where we go back home.
13:04Because the rent that we are paying, where we are right now, it's not even up to all this.
13:09It's not half of it.
13:10It's not even up to all the money that all these people are calling you.
13:12The devil you know is better than the angel you have lost.
13:16Now maybe the devil.
13:17Our landlord is doing the better.
13:20Yo!
13:21Please ask me, because let's see.
13:22You beat me.
13:23You beat me.
13:24You beat me.
13:25You beat me.
13:26You beat me.
13:27You beat me.
13:28You beat me.
13:29He came here.
13:31Come here.
13:32What?
13:33No he he'll come there
13:34because if he beat him now he will be then.
13:35No you just come here.
13:36You just come here.
13:37I'm in
13:42oh
14:00papa lord is the father of the father of the father of the father of the father of our godfather
14:08himself i will save you in this regard one and only anybody will say what i don't go boy
14:14you know what i thought i thought i thought i don't know why they have father left here
14:22simply hype when i say make me a golden and i don't actually learn now abby well let me wish
14:30you know i knew you know i knew you know she ain't the fast saying the next is this
14:36sha i go collect my house rents and i must pay uh you see babala lord uh actually we get mind we
14:44get up of mind saying once the money come we will clear come off on the astounding rent because
14:49what will what will parose everything i tell that man i said this compound is a good compound
14:55i got it like man no he's telling you the truth he's not that he