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00:00What do you carry like this?
00:19It crouched now.
00:22You go buy clothes, what did it happen?
00:25No, I didn't buy them.
00:27I want to borrow them from dry cleaners.
00:31You go buy clothes from dry cleaners?
00:33For what?
00:35I want to increase my followers on Instagram, Facebook and even Twitter.
00:43I want to increase all of them.
00:45I'm not understanding.
00:47You won't increase your followers from social media.
00:50I don't want you to go buy clothes from dry cleaners.
00:53You see, you don't know that you have to be a slayer on Instagram so that you have a follower.
00:59So now I want to be a stray king so that all my followers can increase.
01:03That is why you still increase your follower.
01:05Comment plus like yourself.
01:07You see, you and your likes and your comments and your followers, all of them, they go here.
01:14Now I ask you, how much a lot the followership likes and comments you give person?
01:22Orima, you are very low-caro.
01:24I'm telling you, you don't know how to stray.
01:26See, with the complacent girls, they form slay queens.
01:30They live important issues of life.
01:32You are asked by you also form slay king.
01:34So then you don't go borrow clothes to live fake life on social media.
01:38See, with the man, he will say I will borrow a car and house to post on Instagram.
01:43See, I will hire a professional photographer.
01:46I'm telling you, that will snap me and help me Photoshop the picture.
01:49You don't know how to filter.
01:50You don't know filter.
01:51Filter?
01:52You don't know filter, because you are a author.
01:53You don't know filter.
01:54You don't know filter.
01:55I'm telling you, that will not increase my followers.
01:57You will see the follower now.
01:58You will see how it will increase.
01:59You see I'm in.
02:00Go sell.
02:01Go follow you.
02:02Ackman, you won't be brand.
02:03You don't sell anything.
02:04You don't do anything.
02:05Why do they deceive yourself?
02:07They misbehove for social media like a jobless goat.
02:12Eh?
02:13You don't think you're being a goat like this now.
02:18Who be that?
02:20Why do they not do that?
02:22Who be that?
02:23Come on, eh?
02:24You don't be love.
02:25You don't know.
02:26My photographs have come.
02:29I'm telling you that.
02:30Eruma, make my photographs at Mr. Young.
02:34Mr. Young, this is Eruma.
02:36Well, I am actually not just a photographer.
02:38I'm a social media consultant and Photoshop expert.
02:41I don't play.
02:43For a moment, no.
02:45You don't get more.
02:46Social media consultant.
02:48Glamour pass.
02:49See, see, see.
02:50Don't mind him.
02:51Just ignore him.
02:52Don't mind him.
02:53It's not a sweet thing, man.
02:54You don't understand.
02:55Now welcome, daddy.
02:57Hey, hey.
02:58By the time I'm done with this job, I can guarantee you 100,000 Instagram followers.
03:15100,000!
03:16I'll be able to Photoshop you like you are inside a private jet.
03:26Who?
03:27Or maybe standing in a big mansion inside Banana Island.
03:31Banana Earth!
03:33That person has made it in life, oh.
03:36I will even Photoshop your clothes.
03:38You need to make it look as if they are wearing designers like whoosh.
03:41Mochi!
03:42Hot!
03:43That one is the fighter.
03:44This thing that you are selling is just tinkling my armpits somehow.
03:47Ohhhh, Pepe and M gang!
03:50Instagram will hear it, I'm telling you.
03:52Let's go there.
03:55You know what?
03:56Hold this out like you are holding money.
04:01Yes.
04:02Close with it.
04:03This is paper, nah.
04:04I will Photoshop it later.
04:05It will look like you are holding a bunch of dollars.
04:06SELLA!
04:07I'll find the better man.
04:11You turn it later.
04:28I'll Photoshop this one, eh.
04:29It will look like you are lining millions of dollars!
04:32See eh.
04:33After this one we will now remove all this, eh, uh, uh paper.
04:37We will now make it look as if I am on top of you, what I do do?
04:40I'm on top of a wetter bed with plenty of ladies around here, when I put a Rihanna here, Kim Kardashian here, two of them, at the same time, put it under my body.
04:48Did you hear? No problem.
04:49Eh, okay.
04:50Okay.
05:0010,000 followers in two days.
05:02Remember, this life is sweet, though.
05:04I'm telling you.
05:05If you see the way people are eating me here, calling me Atman the Stray King, Atman the Stray King, very soon I'm going to find my stray coin here.
05:14That's no demons that you're going to meet, though.
05:16I'm not thinking.
05:17You're dead, though.
05:17They meet fake lives on social media.
05:19I will be wrong with you for this house.
05:21The best dollar one your papa never has to see before.
05:23Since then, don't you show?
05:24You don't use your own hand.
05:26Touch counterfeit dollar before.
05:28Look, my dad is how we do it here, on these social media.
05:31All of us, we are all fake.
05:33I'm telling you.
05:33You better come and join us, I'll stop to get us.
05:36Now, people like you will make me never ever to join that social media.
05:40Because as you do now, they suspect you.
05:42You feel see Riva snapping.
05:44Postal saying like your papa gave Riva.
05:45This one come.
05:46I can even snap this guy and say that my father is the landlord of Africa this guy.
05:52See this one.
05:53Hey, Akbar.
05:54If you mess, you go post up for Instagram.
05:57If you sneeze, you go post up for Instagram.
05:59Akbar, see the question?
06:03If you move, it will be your obituary announcements.
06:09Move on!
06:10Move on!
06:11Move on!
06:12Move on!
06:12Move on!
06:12Move on!
06:12Move on!
06:12Move on!
06:12Move on!
06:13Move on!
06:13Move on!
06:14Move on!
06:14Move on!
06:15Move on!
06:15Move on!
06:16Move on!
06:16Move on!
06:17Listen, we are here to collect our share of the dollar you posted on Instagram.
06:24Don't mess with us.
06:27That's true.
06:30Akbar, give them the dollar one in the post for Instagram.
06:33Fast, fast, fast, fast.
06:35Give them which dollar you went there with to punish you.
06:37Not the dollar the fair cost.
06:38How do I ever see the dollar in my life?
06:40Blah, you know what dollar look like?
06:41What kind of perk is that now?
06:42No, I have no dollar.
06:43No, no, be the poster for Instagram.
06:45I have no dollar.
06:46See, brother, I'm gonna see it is not my daughter, it is for a shop.
06:54You know what?
06:55That people is them.
06:56They're mine.
06:57I know.
06:58See, this is what you're talking about.
06:59They must shop that dollar into our pockets for here today.
07:04See, we poor personal.
07:06We poor personal.
07:07Yes.
07:08Now some family and Akbar, they suffer for this Lagos.
07:11Yeah.
07:12So we don't get dollar anywhere.
07:14But in case we don't know where the real dollar did, we don't mind.
07:17Yes.
07:18We feel given our back up.
07:19Yeah.
07:20We'll go rob her.
07:21We'll move out of her.
07:22Show her.
07:23Listen to me.
07:24So you have been deceiving everybody on social media, are we?
07:29I will show you Pepe today.
07:31Right now.
07:31Right now.
07:32Hey.
07:33The same way you like that.
07:34Right now.
07:35Right now.
07:36It's the work of the death.
07:37Right now, my son.
07:38It's the work of the death.
07:39We are giving you 50 strokes for deceiving us.
07:42It's the best time you, you won't do see anybody again.
07:44Yes.
07:45It's the truth.
07:46It's the truth.
07:47That social media.
07:48It's the truth.
07:49Don't let me love you.
07:50I don't know.
07:51Oh my God.
07:52Maybe the best thing.
07:53Let that be now.
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