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00:00This coronavirus is too. We're not trapped. We're not trapped.
00:10Huh?
00:11See, the guy trying to trap us now.
00:13Everybody in lockdown, everybody in Stockholm.
00:16Now we don't lockdown.
00:17And you're a very wrong person to lockdown with.
00:19Yes, sir. Even you.
00:21You're a wrong person to lockdown with.
00:23And the hunger is serious on my side, too.
00:25Can't you see the way I'm looking at your head since then?
00:28What did you do in my head?
00:31Your head is beginning to look like a big pot of fufu to me.
00:35Can't you see a shepherd?
00:37Can't you see a shepherd?
00:39Do not like pirated calabash.
00:43This one guy already beat me this night now.
00:45Which I'm going to do now to just sleep.
00:47I'm going to say, sleep now because of dinner.
00:50This is true. Even he said,
00:53Let me just sleep one time for us so that we know that...
00:56Sleep now.
00:57Sleep now.
00:58Sleep now.
00:59I want to sleep on the bed now.
01:00Sleep now.
01:01Sleep now.
01:02You know what I've said?
01:03The shepherd could observe social distancing.
01:05You're not going to sleep on the same bed again now.
01:07Sleep now.
01:08Where am I going to now and sleep?
01:09Can't you like that man you climb on top of the roof when you go to sleep?
01:12Since your brain won't isolate.
01:13You don't go to 10, you say.
01:14You need to quarantine yourself on top chair or floor.
01:17See, I will sleep on the chair tonight.
01:22But tomorrow, I'm the one that will take the bed though.
01:24I don't hear you.
01:25We'll talk that on tomorrow.
01:26But don't forget the Holy Bo.
01:28He said, don't plan for tomorrow.
01:30Tomorrow will take off itself.
01:32Hmm.
01:33Pastor, you have no Holy Bo, Nana.
01:35It is why you want to cheat somebody that you will be quoting Holy Bo.
01:38I want to isolate, isolate.
01:41Good night.
01:42Please stop that.
01:43My customer will be wrong now.
02:08I just want to guess what you want to say.
02:09He's coming.
02:10You have to cure him.
02:11He says, don't you have to cough and sneeze.
02:12Just now?
02:13You have to cough and sneeze.
02:14Just now?
02:15You know?
02:16No, he's not.
02:17I'm not here.
02:18I'm not here.
02:19He said, you're dreaming.
02:20Yes.
02:21Hold them back.
02:26Oh, man.
02:27You know how he want to cough and sneeze like a goat that's your brother?
02:32He wants to spread the virus.
02:33He said, who doesn't mean to sneeze?
02:35I don't even mean to sneeze. People have said our neighbor go lock the window, use clothes, block it, make virus not go climb the wall, enter the house. I don't sneeze.
02:44Roman, behave yourself. If you cough and sneeze again, you will not like what I will do to you.
03:05Roman, Roman, Roman, Roman. Roman, Roman, Roman.
03:25a young man dropped you off with the name a fan he said you were showing symptoms of
03:41coronavirus all night please just come inside let's let's just give me a run
03:55it's okay just come inside we'll test you and we'll certify that it doesn't take long
04:08all right let's go you know the you know you get with hunger the first symptom would appear for
04:14your body is even symptom of madness it's okay please just just just come with us okay come on
04:18let's not get food we get food which can soup anyone where you want just come in sir just come let's go
04:38you