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00:00I can't hear you now, my dog. Yes, now. The way I'm thinking about you, eh? You will not believe it, though. The way you have occupied my heart and my soul. I used to see you in my dream all the time, whoa. I'm telling you. You are the land lady of my heart and my soul and my head right now.
00:23I'm not. I'm not lying, though. I'm not lying. I cannot do without you. My dog, let me call you back. Let me just call you back. There's one enemy of progress here. Let me call you back.
00:44Because of God, I was talking with my dog. You don't see this one device. Why are you doing like this, my dog?
00:50What is that one? The black silly tutorial when you get the tutorial for your call, eh? Don't make you the loose touch with timing and appetite.
00:55Wait two seconds. You don't have the other call for like 30 minutes. What is that one? Even if this is 30 hours.
01:01It's that one, you will not finish all the food. I'm just small, man. So? Wait, oh. Don't be that careful what you said you meet for 3 to 2 days ago.
01:08Now you're the waste of emotion and time also. This one is I'm wasting emotion and time. What kind of dog is that one?
01:13Wait, where did you say the girl come from? She's in, eh, Yalingo now. Jalingo.
01:18Gyalingo
01:20Why did he turn up a baby on the Gyalingo now?
01:22Is he saying Gyalingo now?
01:24Fail away in Tana Basics
01:26And is a failing way
01:27One day is rough
01:29My grace is a worry you
01:31How many never get right to date girl
01:33One day three bus stops away from this
01:35I bus stop
01:36Why?
01:37Push up the wife
01:38You get money to pay transport
01:40You not see money to get transport
01:42They wanna love this relationship
01:44When they were street here
01:45They were supposed to follow
01:46I'm not going to fall in love or something, if I didn't get where I go far, they sound like my fellow man.
01:51See, Oma, forget it. It's because you are not in love.
01:54There's nothing you can say that will discourage me from continuing to love this my Augustina.
01:59She says she will come to Riggos next month and we will see.
02:01No worries, they dissing yourself.
02:03Now, man, when don't show up, they're like fools.
02:05And they do love this, that's really.
02:07And the man that has not been in love before does not have right to advise somebody that is in love.
02:13You heard me right.
02:15Oh, you are very funny right now.
02:20So have you eaten? I said, have you eaten this night? Have you had dinner?
02:24Oh, that's good. It's good to know that you have eaten.
02:28Because I would have been very angry at you if you did not eat.
02:31You have to take care of yourself for me.
02:33You say what? Oh, even me. I've eaten too now.
02:36I've eaten. I've eaten. I've eaten. I've eaten. I've eaten.
02:39So what about you? What did you eat now?
02:41Oh, you ate rice. Rice and what?
02:43Rice and fish stew. Wow.
02:45So what type of fish?
02:47Is it tilapia, croca, catfish or titus?
02:52That reminds me.
02:55He gave me things I forgot to show you sis.
02:58He gave me things I forgot to show you sis. I forget.
03:01Go, go, go.
03:02Madam. Hold on. Hold on. Just one minute.
03:04You know that my friend now, the one I told you is squatting with me.
03:08Yes, he said he wants to show me something outside.
03:11So just order, one minute.
03:13Yes. Just boil the corridor there.
03:15Sure.
03:17I should make sure tilapia and colapia
03:19now I can't remember.
03:21So did you fry the fish? You boiled it?
03:23Yes.
03:25What?
03:31What is this one now?
03:33Open his door. Who is that fool?
03:35Who is that fool knocking at the door at this time of the night?
03:37You don't get sense.
03:39Open his door now. What is this one?
03:41They tell me, say, your friend when they squat with you.
03:45But then we will still go squat for a curry donut.
03:47They talk to one goat from one place.
03:49Yes, Jaringo, is that you?
03:51You want the mosquito to finish me? Open this door now.
03:53I'm the job tilapia and croca.
03:55Are you eating?
03:57Open this door.
03:59What did you eat?
04:01Open this door.
04:03What color of your food?
04:05I want to know the color of your food.
04:07So then you're going to sleep curry the most
04:09You don't want to be able to finish my goalies.
04:11You're beginning to get the color of your blood
04:13because they're going to suck up.
04:15Now straw, don't they drink your blood this night?
04:17You're going to know.
04:19Tell them that I'll add a squat with you.
04:21It's not spiritual makers.
04:23Oduma, if you see the kind baby girls
04:25will come for this game show.
04:27Not be all these small small girls.
04:29What if you see them?
04:30I'll never chop up.
04:31Patowski!
04:32Why you call your eye this guy up the scenes man?
04:34Why you do like this man?
04:36I'll go do that kind of thing man.
04:38When I defeat the girl relationship.
04:40And then talk say,
04:41What thing God don't put together?
04:42Make no man put her asunder.
04:44Now make her lock up.
04:45Make her no come put her asunder.
04:46Patowski!
04:47Best when ever chop a level,
04:48they get serious relationship.
04:50Put her asunder between me and poverty.
04:52Get serious relationship?
04:53That's why they get to take care of me oh.
04:55Let me talk now.
04:56Let me talk.
04:57Calm down babe.
04:58Let me talk.
04:59When you were talking,
05:00I allowed you to talk now.
05:01Let me talk.
05:02I know.
05:03Let me explain.
05:04Wait first.
05:05Wait first.
05:06I know you said that you want to come to Lagos.
05:07So come and see me.
05:08From Yaringo.
05:09But which one is?
05:10I should send 250,000 for flights.
05:12Can't you take night boss?
05:14Like a normal understanding girlfriend
05:16that is a wife material.
05:18You say what night boss is how much?
05:2095,000.
05:23I should send 95,000.
05:24Ha.
05:25Eh.
05:26Eh.
05:27Babe, this relationship,
05:28it will not work.
05:29Eh.
05:30Eh.
05:31Let me call you back.
05:32I cannot hear you very well again.
05:33I cannot hear you.
05:34Let me call you.
05:35Ha.
05:36He he he.
05:37Me like say trouble those threats of paradise.
05:39Imagine now.
05:40This eh.
05:41My Yaringo chickpeak girlfriend though.
05:42She said that she want to come to Lagos.
05:44That I have to send 250,000 for flight.
05:46Or 95,000 for night boss.
05:47Ha.
05:48Ha.
05:49Ha.
05:50Now what are you?
05:51You live full Lagos.
05:52Find love go Jaringo.
05:53Jaringo.
05:54But I told you to just update me now.
05:56See.
05:57Get one dating game show.
05:58See if you see it.
05:59Get away to them.
06:00Oh.
06:01I'm interested though.
06:02I'm interested.
06:03Because you see this tiktok love.
06:04This tiktok Jaringo relationship will not work.
06:06It will not work oh.
06:07So guys.
06:08Waiting there now.
06:09They say.
06:10We gonna need to find Omola.
06:11Will be production organizer.
06:12Like 5k each.
06:13Which one is 5k has on again now?
06:14Paroski.
06:15Is finding love not supposed to be free?
06:16Oh.
06:17Oh.
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06:26Oh.
06:27Oh.
06:28Oh.
06:29Oh.
06:30Oh.
06:31Oh.
06:32This one don't get anything to do with rocket oh.
06:33Oh.
06:34My last talk said, plain people there.
06:35Who won't participate for this show?
06:36The 5k when you won't give out.
06:37Now Making Don's use the trackers.
06:38Huh.
06:39That's like that now.
06:40Well, if you check it here.
06:41This one is still better oh.
06:43You know, 5k has on compared to 95k has on Nightball's.
06:44It's better.
06:45Yeah.
06:46I swear.
06:47You can compare now.
06:48You cannot compare.
06:49check it here this one is still better you know five thousand compared to ninety five thousand
06:53night balls is better you cannot compare you know normal hello beautiful people welcome to love
07:07balloon game show my name is neurological merger and today we have beautiful ladies who are ready
07:12to find love and we also have handsome men do you know how this game is being played if any of these
07:18ladies find any of these men are attractive they get to keep their balloon but if they don't they
07:23get to pop it so let's go straight into the game first guy of the show please come out
07:33that was fast um lady one why did you pop your balloon please it looks mysterious more like a
07:40criminal oh okay um lady two why did you pop your balloon i agree with her his face is too strong
07:46um so you have to step aside please thank you thank you so let's welcome the next participants
07:58thank you um next participant please come out
08:20okay ladies what is it this time um
08:24let's have the next participant let's go out the show please come out
08:51okay interesting only one lady popped a balloon so you introduce yourself then get to hear from the
09:03ladies oh thank you very much my name is patrick walkouts aka patowski i am a businessman i trade in
09:12human necessities and have plans to expand my business across the borders of nigeria okay okay i love
09:21very interesting um very interesting uh many more news here from me please so the reason why i didn't
09:25pop my balloon for this young man is because this is this mysterious feeling about him and i find it
09:32attractive yes even if he has this dangerous look there is this aura of assurance around him
09:49that's hard i know i'm not going to have to apply for that and i'm not going to apply it
09:54mad patowski you are going to be from a basic walk hall for a lab for you guys
09:56where is the police you say is there where you go i mean i have to have a hand coffee color
10:00yes man i can't plan a walk in like septic 50 mark i know the plan work
10:04You see, person like me, girl with a complete sense and a complete eye, you see person like me, they show Patoski.
10:12Hey, homie, you're good boy, you're good for those.
10:15Guys, you're disrupting my show.
10:18Um, Omola.
10:19Ma.
10:20You need to escort them.
10:22Escort me.
10:23All your gentlemen, they say me couldn't come out.
10:25Me should come out.
10:26Come out, no problem.
10:27We will go now.
10:28Since I cannot find love here, no problem.
10:29I'm not even interested in finding love here.
10:31Me too, me too.
10:32Um, Omola.
10:33What?
10:34Did you collect money for them for the show?
10:35Mm.
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11:00Mm.
11:01Oh.
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11:20to sell you little ass, but you want no street, or they want you to pack it out of here.
11:25We can not teach the thieves.
11:27Because we can not be thieves.
11:29We are for these neighbors.
11:30We are going to use 5K.
11:32Me, these guys, up and build you food thieves for this neighbor.
11:34We can not tell you where they are going to ask you for this neighbor to go to jail.
11:37I do not know all of you, all of you.
11:39Um, Omala, escort them out.
11:43You guys are disqualified.
11:44No, only you are fired.
11:46toi le gånger que je ne hagas pas
11:52non, non, non
11:56non, non. non non, non non
12:00non, non, non, non non
12:03non, non, non
12:13non, non. non, non non
12:15You gon' see them dead.