Made in Chelsea Season 16 Episode 4
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00:01You're on a double day with Digby?
00:03I don't understand why he wants to keep hurting me.
00:05Oh, who's this?
00:06Hey, how are you?
00:07Be careful on that one, mate.
00:09I don't want to get in the way of you and your ex.
00:10You're not getting in the way of anything.
00:12You can have this necklace back.
00:14I don't want anything to do with you.
00:16I was ready for us to be in a relationship,
00:19and you were two girls.
00:21I don't want to speak about Sam Thompson again.
00:23This is Havs.
00:24Wow, you are gorgeous.
00:26If I could just show her that I'm still there.
00:28Persistence does beat resistance.
00:29Exactly.
00:30I'm here to celebrate the engagement of two of my favourite people.
00:32When it comes to love, I've made a lot of mistakes.
00:34Some more recent than others.
00:36You just don't realise how difficult it is for me.
00:38I do realise, I do.
00:39I'm just risking it.
00:40Havs, are you ready to go?
00:59It's all I need it now.
01:02It's been too much.
01:05It's all I need it now.
01:07Sorry, I'm Nate.
01:08I've been tidying up the apartment.
01:09Miles has left it in a tip once again.
01:12Really?
01:13I bought him a washing basket because...
01:15And he was like, what's this?
01:16I was like, that's for your dirty boxes in.
01:18I shout him and he's like, Havs!
01:20Ha-ha!
01:21Finds it really funny and I'm like, no, no, I'm actually...
01:23And he just worms his way out of it.
01:25So, how was Louise and Ryan's engagement party?
01:29Melissa, I was like, I need you here.
01:31Basically, Sam did this, like, hot speed.
01:34Like, he even directed it a bit to me.
01:36He was like, I just want to find love and I...
01:39Ugh!
01:40But it gets worse.
01:41I was leaving and Sam, like, runs after me.
01:45Did this whole spiel, like, I'll be the man you want me to be.
01:49I want to make it work.
01:50Like, part of me does believe him and I know I hate...
01:54I know I hate myself.
01:56Like, I'm literally in torment in my mind.
01:59You just need to remind yourself of everything that he has done to you.
02:03How can you ever think or imagine kissing him again,
02:07knowing he's kissed that many people?
02:09You've seen it twice.
02:11Wait, how does he do it to make it actually sound okay?
02:14Like, when I say it back, it's not okay.
02:16But when he says it, I might...
02:18Oh, all right.
02:19Because he's manipulative.
02:21Oh, my God, I just... I can't see it.
02:22It's one thing making a mistake, but these aren't mistakes.
02:24They're choices that he's making all the time to hurt you.
02:28I know.
02:30You're only going to get stronger.
02:32Okay.
02:33Yeah?
02:34Yeah.
02:35Cheers to that.
02:36Cheers?
02:37Moving on to, um...
02:38What's his name? Tristan?
02:39Mm-hmm.
02:40Is he your type?
02:41Yeah, he is.
02:42Oh, perfect.
02:43Like, I can't look him in the eye.
02:45I get a bit nervous.
02:46Oh, my God, that's so good.
02:48What if I don't like him, never mind you?
02:50No, if you don't like him, you have to say.
02:52Obviously, I like him.
02:53Anything's better than Sam Thompson.
02:54Ha, ha, ha.
02:55If it's for nothing, just a dream.
02:59What's the point now?
03:01There you go.
03:02Thanks.
03:03That was really good.
03:04And that is disgusting.
03:06Is this gammon?
03:07No, it's bacon.
03:08Sure.
03:09It's terribly thick.
03:10I'll have no complaints, thank you.
03:11Cooking's just not my thing.
03:12It's not my thing.
03:13Mmm.
03:14It's like I'm live-live here.
03:15Live-live here.
03:16You know what?
03:17It's good.
03:18Like, when you're by yourself, it's just depressing.
03:19But no, I love living here.
03:20Oh, I know that feeling.
03:21Yeah, you would, wouldn't you?
03:22Oh, yeah.
03:23Oh, good old depression.
03:24I basically didn't want to end up like Sam Thompson, so...
03:25Yeah.
03:26There's a new guy on scene.
03:27What, perhaps?
03:28Yeah.
03:29In all seriousness, how much do you really want her back?
03:30Yeah.
03:31How much do you want her back?
03:32Yeah.
03:33How much do you want her back?
03:34Yeah.
03:35How much do you want her back?
03:36How much do you want her back?
03:37How much do you want her back?
03:38Yeah.
03:39How much do you want her back?
03:40What, perhaps?
03:41Yeah.
03:42In all seriousness, how much do you really want her back?
03:44Like, I...
03:45All I ever do is think about her.
03:47I message her at least five times a day.
03:50I'm on the cusp of pushing her further because of how hard I'm trying.
03:55But maybe then you take a step back and then once you stop doing it...
03:58What, now, her?
03:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
04:00Sam, shut up.
04:01You don't know that by when she's with him, she may just be thinking about you.
04:04Girls are quite good at that, pretending to be happy and do one thing
04:07when their heart wants them to do something else.
04:09You should probably stop cheating on women.
04:13And then they won't run away so quickly.
04:16I've actually got to go.
04:18She might have one more bite.
04:20Bye, Sammy.
04:22I love you.
04:23I love you, bro.
04:24Love you, mate.
04:28It is nicer when he's not here.
04:30All the time.
04:32Every time I run, I get stuck in the sun.
04:37Every time I run, I get stuck in the sun.
04:42That's amazing.
04:43Top this one up.
04:44There's nothing better than starting the day with a hot drink.
04:47Thank you very much.
04:48Yeah, I'm usually a coffee man, but this will work.
04:51How weird to think that we're going to have breakfast together every day for the rest of our lives.
04:55Hi, how are you?
04:57Oh, hey.
04:58I heard the great news.
04:59Congratulations, guys.
05:01Good morning.
05:02Good morning.
05:03Can I see the ring?
05:04Oh.
05:05Oh, it's beautiful.
05:06It's very, very pretty.
05:07But I would have married him if you'd given me a harry beer ring.
05:09That's very sweet.
05:10I'd have made him choke on it.
05:14So tell me, have you guys set the date?
05:16No date.
05:17Why?
05:18Why not?
05:19We haven't decided to...
05:20People's diaries get terribly, terribly busy.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Location?
05:25No.
05:26Do you think you'll have your wedding abroad?
05:28There's too many options.
05:30100 people?
05:31500 people?
05:32How many weddings have you been to?
05:34I don't know.
05:35One doesn't really count, although I have encountered people who do, and I find that most bizarre.
05:39I've been to 49 weddings.
05:40I mean, who on earth can say something?
05:41I don't know how many weddings I've been to.
05:43Okay, well, I do, and it's two.
05:46Well, I feel very overwhelmed.
05:47Oh, you shouldn't.
05:48We didn't mean to overwhelm you.
05:49No, no, just consider us of service.
05:51Nothing but help, really.
05:52But anyway, listen, we're going to run.
05:54We're going to send you guys a list.
05:55We don't want to intrude.
05:56No.
05:57Have a wonderful breakfast.
05:58Bye.
05:59So lovely to see you.
06:00Bye.
06:02Shit.
06:03I'm telling you, we need to get a date in the diary saved, because otherwise no one's
06:07going to be able to make the wedding.
06:08I am feeling the pressure.
06:09Slow down, man.
06:10Let me enjoy the engagement process.
06:12Okay, but I am feeling the pressure only because everyone I know has asked me what I'm
06:15doing for the wedding.
06:20More champagne, girls?
06:23You're welcome.
06:24How are you?
06:25Yeah, really well.
06:26Would you like a top up?
06:27I would like a top up.
06:32How's it going, guys?
06:33Hey.
06:34How's it going, man?
06:35Harry, nice to meet you.
06:36Tristan, how are you doing?
06:37How are you doing?
06:38How are you doing?
06:39Lovely to see you.
06:40This is Melissa, by the way.
06:41I love you to meet, Melissa.
06:42Would you like some champs?
06:43I'd love some, please.
06:44Some champs?
06:45Why not?
06:46That's so funny.
06:47I've never heard that before.
06:48Some champs.
06:49So, how have you been?
06:50Yeah, good.
06:51Good night the other night.
06:52Yeah, it was really fun.
06:53Thank you for, um, it was a bit awkward when you came.
06:56Sorry about that.
06:57When I came to pick up Habs.
06:58Yeah.
06:59Sam and Habs were having a chat on the stairs, and I don't think it went down very well.
07:03What's, like, the situation with you and Sammy?
07:06There's nothing going on, like, my end, but he obviously is just, like, chipping away.
07:10The party's saying he missed me.
07:13Right, well, moving on from Sam, because he's boring to talk about, tell us about you.
07:18I was living in South Africa for two years.
07:20Oh, sweet.
07:21You said that in a South African accent.
07:23Sometimes the South African accent comes out a little bit.
07:25He was a safari man.
07:26A safari?
07:27A safari man.
07:28More like a park ranger.
07:29Oh, my God, that's so interesting.
07:30Yeah, it's similar.
07:31So, have you guys been on, like, a romantic one-on-one yet?
07:34No?
07:35They're wing man and woman-ing me.
07:36Yeah.
07:37If you're interested.
07:38Oh, you little match-making.
07:40I think that's an invite, Sophie.
07:43Yeah, no, for sure we should.
07:45I literally love living here.
07:50You can say as long as you want.
07:52First time I've lived with anyone.
07:54It's actually here.
07:55Yeah.
07:56I've lived with thousands of people.
07:57In and out.
07:58Not all at the same time.
07:59Not like a commune or anything, but as in fact.
08:01A student house.
08:02Yeah.
08:03So, how's everything going with Harrison?
08:04What needs a necklace?
08:06It's been two weeks now.
08:09I've just got rid of one necklace.
08:10I don't need another one at this point.
08:12Rule number one, never give back the diamonds, darling.
08:14It's silly.
08:15I mean, the last thing I want at this point is another relationship.
08:18Like, I feel like I've literally just come out of one.
08:20I...
08:21You're not over it.
08:22No, and I just don't want to be starting anything serious with someone
08:25when Digby's still, like, very much.
08:27Just have all this anger towards Digby.
08:29It's because you're hurting, that's why.
08:32Yeah, like, I was lying in bed with Harrison last night
08:34and we were, like, spooning and stuff.
08:36And I do think about Digby.
08:38Which I don't want to do.
08:40In bed with Harrison?
08:41Yeah, and I know that's probably, like, they...
08:43I don't know, is that normal?
08:45To be thinking, no, it's not.
08:47Oh...
08:48Oh!
08:49Oh!
08:50Oh...
08:51Oh!
08:52Oh!
08:53Oh!
08:54Hel そ ו fighting.
08:56Oh!
08:57Oh!
08:58Oh!
08:59Oh!
09:00Oh!
09:01Oh!
09:02Oh!
09:03Oh!
09:04Oh!
09:05How are you? Good, thank you.
09:08I'm good too, thanks.
09:11Yeah, I heard about the speech.
09:13Yeah.
09:14I was like, I feel like he was semi-directing some of it.
09:18Oh, the end bit, I literally went...
09:20I went, look, when it comes to love, I've made a lot of mistakes.
09:25She kind of told me that she was trying to get away to go on this...
09:29Date. Yeah.
09:31With Triester.
09:32Yeah, I see. He's super nice. I was just with her, actually.
09:36I just don't like it.
09:37It's just hearing how to date and other blokes.
09:40But do you really want to be with her again, Sam?
09:42Yeah, I think so.
09:43We were at an engagement party, the love was in the air.
09:45Like, there was, like, an energy.
09:46OK, yeah, fine. Fair enough, but I mean, like, your next time.
09:48They mean quite a lot to me. Like, please stop.
09:50This actually is, like, my feelings and my emotions.
09:52I just don't think you treated her that great, like, quite a lot of times.
09:55When you're nice to her, you treat her really well.
09:57You are not wanting to speak like that, though, because you've been treated the same way.
09:59Because what? How have I been treated the same way?
10:01You can't sit there and judge other people for making mistakes.
10:04Because people have made mistakes to you.
10:05I'm not judging you at all. You're not.
10:07All I am saying is, personally, I think you should leave her alone for the time being.
10:10But you took Carrie back. Why can't she take me back?
10:12She can if she wants to, but she clearly doesn't want to. She's trying to move on.
10:16I know you have an opinion about it, but I don't care.
10:21OK.
10:24I just think you need to leave her alone.
10:27Have a lovely day. Bye.
10:28Bye-bye.
10:33See how that's different.
10:34See how that's different.
10:37Oh
10:38Come to the peak.
10:40Yeah.
10:44Poro
10:46I'm too
10:53I know that I ended it, but why won't you chase after me?
11:21So why didn't you stop me?
11:27I don't know about you, but I think last night felt like how I used to feel.
11:34I don't know, it's such a weird situation, isn't it?
11:37We shouldn't really be doing this, should we?
11:39Like, having sex and stuff.
11:41All a bit of a head fuck.
11:43There's like a massive part of me that does just want to be with you, but...
11:47It didn't work, so I didn't, like...
11:50Yeah, obviously, but, you know, hearing you, you know, say that you still love me and things is...
11:55Obviously I still love you, and I think, like, I don't want to hurt you or anything, and I don't want you to think...
11:59No, but that's what I don't want, Liv.
12:01I just don't want you leading me up the garden path.
12:04I don't want you to just come over here to shag you and then fuck off.
12:09I'm not that type of person, and you know that.
12:12Yeah.
12:12You also have, like, gone on a double date and, like, brought that girl to, like, our group party.
12:20That girl meant nothing to me. I mean, what's the crack with you and this guy now?
12:24Well, I sort of, you know, I think the only reason in the first place I did it was, yeah, slightly to piss you off, which is stupid and pathetic, I know.
12:30But I was just so, like, hurt or so fucked up.
12:35It's just, yeah, it's frustrating.
12:40Do you think the best thing is just to keep it between us?
12:42It's probably a good idea that we don't involve other people.
12:49So what do we do now?
12:52I don't know.
13:00All I do is brew with energy
13:03Till I move like a centipede
13:05Wanna be an enemy
13:06Or a friend of mine
13:07Hello. Thanks for making us wait.
13:14Is this our allotted time slot, is it?
13:16Do you do this all the time, like, higher out of a hotel room, just to get your nails done?
13:19It's just a little staycation.
13:21I was, like, about to have a burnout.
13:22This is so exhausting.
13:25So, what happened?
13:27You said you're having a bit of a dry patch.
13:29Very dry.
13:30Very dry.
13:30So dry.
13:31Sahara.
13:32Mmm, desert.
13:33So tell me a bit about how you would normally date.
13:37On the DMs?
13:38Social media.
13:39I feel like we're in a generation where we're just all the time on the phones and it's very hard to meet people in real.
13:45How romantic.
13:46I've only gone on, like, two real dinner dates in my life.
13:50Oh, Struity, why?
13:52I just feel like, I don't know, I just get pressure.
13:55Yeah, I get that.
13:55Do you know what you see?
13:56You can hide behind DMs on social media.
13:58Sorry, guys, but you just have to grow some balls and man the fuck up and, like, have a conversation during dinner.
14:04What do you know about chivalry?
14:06Apparently not a lot.
14:07In Germany we call it den Hof machen, is to court someone.
14:11The Hof is basically the court, so you present the girl the court.
14:16Okay.
14:16You do everything for her and your pure existence is just there to serve her.
14:22Isn't that romantic?
14:23I love Germans.
14:26So, you have to become a different type of man, right?
14:30That scares me.
14:31I think we need some one-on-one.
14:35I would love that.
14:35You're in desperate need of my full attention.
14:38Yeah, I agree.
14:47It's nice to go for a little afternoon stroll, just you and I.
14:50Yeah, it is.
14:51I never really go to the park.
14:54I should have bought Bear.
14:55Well, maybe you and I could get a dog instead.
14:58What?
14:59Is this before or after we move in together?
15:02Probably before the report.
15:04Don't you think?
15:06Sure.
15:07What do you think?
15:08It's nice, just you and I, you know, just chatting, just the two of us once,
15:12rather than having other people around all the time.
15:15Mm.
15:15Probably might be about the time to ask if, you know, with thinking about being exclusive,
15:22just you and I.
15:24When I'm not hooking up with other people?
15:26Yes.
15:28Um, I mean...
15:35Take long of it.
15:36To be fair, no, no, no, to be fair, when I am actually going on dates with someone,
15:39I don't tend to be dating other people anyway.
15:42OK, so that's like a given, it's just sort of us with each other and no one else.
15:45What? Say it again?
15:48As in there's no... You're not dating anyone else, please.
15:50Don't worry, I'm not, yeah, bonking anyone else if else you're asking.
15:56It's nice to know they're on the same page with each other.
16:10I can't believe we're both engaged.
16:13Are you happy?
16:14I'm so happy.
16:15You look so, you look so lovely.
16:17We're kind of enjoying the engagement, but I have been bombarded by people asking me what
16:22I'm going to do for the wedding.
16:23Like, how many people do you reckon?
16:24I think 250 is a nice number.
16:27250's quite a lot.
16:29But location.
16:30The venues all get sold out.
16:31All the really good ones.
16:32I'm with you.
16:33The stately homes, the castles.
16:35It's actually quite intense.
16:37And you've got all of this to deal with, too.
16:40Yeah.
16:40But at the same time as this going on, I've got Liv to come and live with me.
16:45Because I feel that she needed a boost.
16:47That's really, really lovely of you.
16:49She's actually coming later.
16:50Is she?
16:50She's coming later.
16:51I have sat there.
16:52I have to put some rules down.
16:53Yeah.
16:53I have to be like, okay, no shagging after, like, 11 p.m.
16:56Like, loud shagging.
16:57Because I think she's...
16:58Yeah.
16:58I can imagine she's an absolute nix.
17:00Yeah, wild.
17:01Yeah, let's go.
17:06One, two, one, two.
17:08One, two.
17:08Back, back.
17:10That's really weird.
17:11That's really weird.
17:12Come on.
17:16Hips in.
17:16Put your hips in.
17:19Hey, I tell you what.
17:20You got a bit of a punch there.
17:21I just catch my breath back.
17:22Where's this anger coming from?
17:24Oh, mate.
17:25My head's all over the place, mate.
17:26This is what I need.
17:28Really?
17:28What, because of...
17:30Liv.
17:33Really?
17:34Yeah.
17:35What's she done now?
17:37Basically...
17:37She's telling me that she still loves me.
17:42It's what I want to hear,
17:43because I still am in love with her.
17:45Mate, she is one messed up girl.
17:48I find it so hard
17:50when she's basically saying one thing to her friends
17:54and then saying another to me.
17:55I just think that Liv's still got a complete hold on you.
17:59Yeah.
18:00You're like a lap dog.
18:01Soon as she texts you,
18:02you're gone.
18:04You can't be that dude, mate.
18:05You can't.
18:06I basically just...
18:08I'm weak, mate.
18:10Dude, you've got to take control of it.
18:12At the moment,
18:12she is literally in the driving seat laughing at you.
18:15Can't continue.
18:16Oh, hello.
18:21Hello.
18:22Hi.
18:24What do you look?
18:24You look amazing.
18:26I'm not feeling it.
18:27So how was the walkies?
18:30Oh, with Harrison?
18:33Who is Harrison?
18:34Basically, I met this guy ages ago.
18:36He then kept messaging me
18:38asking me to go on dates and stuff.
18:39Anyway, I finally said yes
18:40just to like try and move on from Digby.
18:42Anyway,
18:42he basically asked if I would be exclusive.
18:45This is bearing in mind
18:45it's over the space of two weeks.
18:47Okay.
18:47I was like,
18:47I don't really date lots of people at once.
18:50Have you met Harrison?
18:51He bought me a gold necklace.
18:53He's already bought you gifts.
18:54Oh, yeah.
18:54Like a quite expensive gold necklace.
18:57Oh, God.
18:58Honestly.
18:58Sometimes it's really nice
19:04to meet someone
19:05and use them as a distraction.
19:08Yeah.
19:21Dude, I heard the engaging part was great.
19:23No one believed in me, man.
19:25No one.
19:25I absolutely smashed it.
19:27How was the speed?
19:27Harry, there wasn't a dry eye in the place.
19:29The only person who didn't cry was hers.
19:35Mate, can I drop you off anywhere around here?
19:37Yeah, of course, mate.
19:38That's good, mate.
19:46Oh, mate.
19:47So, how was your chat with Melissa yesterday?
19:50Oh, you know?
19:51Yeah.
19:52I don't think she likes me, mate.
19:54Oh, mate.
19:56Yeah, I don't think she does, mate.
19:57Oh, no.
19:59To be honest, then, I really want to try and, like, have your corner and have your back a bit,
20:03but I just can't, like...
20:06You've got to go to your girlfriend, don't you?
20:07It's hard, man.
20:07It's hard.
20:09She doesn't think I know what I want.
20:10That's the thing.
20:11But, mate, I don't think you know what you want.
20:13I think that you want to be with her for the wrong reasons.
20:16But how is happiness the wrong reason?
20:18It's not for happiness, Sam.
20:19I think you're doing it for yourself.
20:20You want to know that you can have her and be with her.
20:22I know, but things I very much know that if I didn't feel this strongly about her,
20:28I wouldn't put myself through all this stuff.
20:30OK, OK.
20:30Oh.
20:31I'm not here.
20:32Melissa's calling.
20:33Just you and her.
20:34I'm not here.
20:34Hey, baby.
20:36Hey, baby.
20:37How are you?
20:37I'm good.
20:38You all right?
20:40Yeah, I'm fine.
20:41Went to the hairdressers with Habs.
20:44She was, like, getting ready for her dating with Tristan.
20:47Was she?
20:48Yeah.
20:49Is she excited?
20:50To be fair, she was more excited than I thought she was going to be.
20:54But for the moment, I think she's super happy with it.
20:56I mean, at the end of the day, like, her happiness is the number one priority, I think.
21:02Yeah.
21:02He's taking her to his favourite restaurant tonight as well, so that's good.
21:06He's, like, doing all the right bits.
21:09He's, like, giving her a bit of a boost.
21:10That's good.
21:11All right, well, I'll be home shortly.
21:13OK.
21:13Bye.
21:14Bye.
21:18Oh.
21:20Sammy.
21:22Chill.
21:23This is why I shouldn't listen to you and Melissa.
21:25You guys are all like, oh, mate, step back.
21:27Look what happens when I step back.
21:29I'm not stepping back anymore.
21:30I'm going to the dinner.
21:31I'm going to her favourite restaurant.
21:33I'm going to the dinner.
21:35What?
21:51Let me pour you some tea.
21:52Thank you, dear.
21:53How cute is that teapot?
21:55Do you like it?
21:56I like the colour.
21:56I love it.
21:57Well, yellow's my favourite colour, so...
21:59So maybe we need to steal it.
22:01So I'm just getting a few texts coming here.
22:03I've got a text from Harry.
22:07What, Harry Barron?
22:08Yeah, Harry Barron.
22:10Well, he texted you.
22:11Yeah.
22:11You were so mean to him.
22:12No, I wasn't mean to him.
22:13I just gave him some truth.
22:16I couldn't...
22:17He's invited us to a dinner party tomorrow.
22:19Yeah, well, I guess if he's reaching out to you, then we should probably go.
22:26So, you know Liv's living with Ollie now?
22:29Yeah, OK.
22:30I met up with them both earlier and Liv says she's been dating this guy.
22:33So they've only been seeing each other for a couple of weeks and he's already bought her
22:37a gold necklace.
22:39So what's Liv saying about this?
22:40And then they also had a conversation and he doesn't want her hooking up with anyone
22:44else and he doesn't want to hook up with anyone else, which to me just reeks of a relationship.
22:48Digby is going to be destroyed.
22:51Really?
22:52What do you mean really?
22:53I don't know.
22:53I haven't seen him in ages.
22:55Digby was completely infatuated with Liv.
22:57Well, Liv...
22:57Still is.
22:58Is she a catch?
22:59I don't think she's a catch.
23:01Well, I think she's a catch.
23:02I think she's a gorgeous woman and she's very funny and she just needs to be around the right
23:06people.
23:08Anyway.
23:08Do you realise that you were quite the advocate of Liv?
23:10Well, yeah, I am.
23:11She's obviously a good friend of mine.
23:14Cool, then.
23:26Hello.
23:27No.
23:28Well, what's a bit forward?
23:29Oh, shut up.
23:32Come up.
23:34So this is where you've been hiding?
23:36This is it?
23:37In this beautiful palace.
23:39I've made you a nice herbal tea mission.
23:42You are amazing.
23:45Right, so talk to me.
23:47What mess have you got yourself in this time?
23:49Um...
23:49I need your advice.
23:52Harrison's sort of asked to, like, be exclusive and I was like, oh...
23:55He's asked to be exclusive already.
23:57Yeah, I know.
23:57Have you guys been dating?
23:58Two weeks, if that.
24:00That's a bit mental.
24:01No, I know.
24:02And when he said it, I sort of was, like, nervously, like, sort of giggled, I guess.
24:06I don't know.
24:06So, basically, Harrison's time is up.
24:12Oh, God, I think I do need to...
24:14I need to say something to Harrison.
24:16You have to do it now.
24:17Oh, God.
24:18I.e., pick up your phone, and I'm here to support you.
24:21Typical you'd like to be here, isn't it?
24:24My heart's racing.
24:25PHONE RINGS
24:30Hello?
24:32Hi.
24:33Hey, how are you doing?
24:34You all right?
24:34Yeah, I'm good.
24:36After, you know, when we were walking and you said, um, do you want to be, like, exclusive
24:40or something?
24:41I've been, like, thinking about everything.
24:43And at the moment, I think it's, like, the wrong time.
24:46It's just everything with my ex is still so, like, fresh.
24:51I've got to say, I think it's a bit of a cop-out, you know?
24:53If you want to be with someone, you sort of just go for it, right?
24:56Yeah, I know.
24:57Regardless of what other people say or think.
25:00I think if the timing was different, it would...
25:03That old chestnut, eh?
25:03Yeah, that's a shame it worked out how it did.
25:07I'll see you around.
25:11Fuck.
25:14God, I feel really bad.
25:16Don't feel bad.
25:17I literally don't remember what you've just come out of.
25:19I'm well aware, and I feel like I used to have a lot of shit with Digby,
25:22and...
25:23Are you sure that this whole thing doesn't have anything to do with Digby?
25:30Being with Harrison just sort of reminded me so much of Digby.
25:34Don't go back, like, late night, bonking.
25:39It's never a good idea.
25:41For his sake as well, like, you know, it's going to hurt him.
25:45I know, but it's very hard not to feel these things about someone else.
25:49I thought you'd kind of, like, put a line through it and that was it.
25:54No, I don't want to get back with Digby, I just...
25:57I definitely think you've made the right decision with the Harrison thing,
26:00but the worst thing you can do is go back to Digby now.
26:04Yeah.
26:10Do you know when we spoke to Mark?
26:11Yep.
26:12I freaked out.
26:13I know you did.
26:14Now I am hugely excited.
26:16Oh, good.
26:17So, went to visit the wedding panel this morning.
26:20And you come back with bags and bags of ideas?
26:22I can't even get it all out.
26:24Yes.
26:24Oh, my gosh.
26:25We've got a lot of stuff.
26:27We have a lot to get to around.
26:28Oh, my gosh.
26:29Smell that.
26:30Smell.
26:31Smells of what?
26:33What, when you enter the church?
26:34Yeah.
26:34Well, it's a multi-sensory experience.
26:37Multi-sensory experience?
26:38Weddings are, baby.
26:39Everyone needs to have the best time ever,
26:41so it's about lighting, smells, sights.
26:44Then we need to design the invitations.
26:46I've got to find a dress.
26:47I'll do that.
26:47I've got an A11 and art.
26:49You do not have the time to do that.
26:50Yes, I do.
26:50And also, I don't want budget invitations.
26:53Have you got your guest list?
26:55But I was thinking 200, at least.
26:57You've got 200 friends?
26:59I've got...
26:59I'm literally scraping the barrel.
27:01And I've got 30.
27:02Are your family in the 30?
27:03Yes.
27:06How are you on 200?
27:07I love you.
27:09Oh, come on, now.
27:11Can't have 200 on one side of the church and then...
27:13It's not going to be segregated.
27:14I'm on 200 collectively.
27:18What is Sam doing marching towards us with flowers?
27:23Oh, no.
27:25Sam.
27:25Those better be for us.
27:27What are you doing?
27:27They're not for you.
27:28Who are they for?
27:29This is a serious code red, level five.
27:32Are they for Ham?
27:33Yes.
27:33Sam, how many bouquets of flowers are you going to try?
27:36Give them to me.
27:36I'm going to re-
27:37Mate.
27:38Mate, you're on a date with Tris.
27:40You're going to turn up at the restaurant to crash the date?
27:43Yes.
27:44You have some bollocks.
27:46Yeah.
27:47I can't.
27:47You don't mind being rinsed at all, do you?
27:50I really don't have a good feeling about this one.
27:53No, no.
27:54This is about the 15th bouquet you've given Ham, so just leave these with me, dude.
27:57Just stick with the shirt and the smiles, yeah?
27:59All right.
27:59Just go and make it happen.
28:00I'm not hiding behind anything.
28:01No, you're not.
28:02You don't need flowers, mate.
28:04Sorry.
28:04I'm happy.
28:05Great, so you can have these.
28:07Yes.
28:08God, he's a moron.
28:10And I'm crazy because you're half the door.
28:15Just one mistake.
28:17You say you're not in the no more.
28:20But something so insistent is the end.
28:24Well, cheers.
28:25Cheers.
28:26Nice to see you again.
28:27Lovely to see you.
28:27You look absolutely gorgeous.
28:29Oh, thank you.
28:32Did you like Melissa and Harry?
28:34I did, yeah.
28:35It was really nice to meet them.
28:36You can be honest with me.
28:37I think she's a big fan.
28:39Have you managed to catch up with all your friends?
28:40I have just about, yeah.
28:41It's been a hectic few weeks.
28:42It's quite a big difference from being South Africa to England.
28:45Did you date when you were out there?
28:47I mean, I went on a few dates.
28:50Have you heard of a thing called khaki fever?
28:51No, do I want to know what it is?
28:53So, it's supposedly where a man in uniform, so a guide, the tourists...
28:59Supposedly, they fancy their guide a little bit.
29:01What is the thing about men in uniform?
29:03I mean, I have got it in my closet, just in case.
29:05I can bring it out on the weekends.
29:06I'm ready to whip it out.
29:07Special occasion, exactly.
29:08Oh, God.
29:09I'll wear it next time.
29:10Yes.
29:11Yes.
29:12Hit me like a tie away.
29:16Should I get by the after shot?
29:18Hit me like a tie away.
29:22Should I get by the after shot?
29:24I guess I'm going to take that off myself, then.
29:30Oh, yes.
29:31I would have done that, and I was going to do that.
29:34And the chair.
29:37It was going to happen.
29:39See, this is why I'm here.
29:41What?
29:41I need your help.
29:42The situation is a lot worse than I expected.
29:45Okay, so where do we start?
29:46Okay.
29:47Would you split the bill with someone at a date, would you?
29:49Is that something that you would do?
29:50No, I would never split.
29:52Have you ever had that before?
29:53I went on a date with a guy, and the bill comes.
29:58It sits on the table for, like, half an hour.
30:00And he's like, okay, so how do you want to do this?
30:03I wanted to literally, like, combust in my chair.
30:06Like, I hate just the whole chat about money.
30:09It's nothing cements the libido like that, right?
30:11Yeah.
30:12Recently, all I do is either meet girls in clubs or date and apps.
30:16Disgusting.
30:17Yeah, but you see, like, you don't even have a problem meeting someone.
30:21Like, look at that girl and the boy.
30:22You've been constantly staring at her.
30:25Why don't you go over and just give her your number?
30:28Okay.
30:28Super old school.
30:30Just be like, I've been watching you.
30:33That sounds creepy.
30:34No, because she clearly saw you.
30:36I mean, okay?
30:38Okay.
30:38Good luck.
30:38Bonne chance, baby.
30:40Okay.
30:41Yeah.
30:51Thank you very much.
30:51You ordered well.
30:54This is monkfish and prawn.
30:57Nice.
30:58As a pescatarian.
31:00You like different things to most, like, boys our age who are just, like...
31:04What are the boys our age interested in?
31:06Girls and cars.
31:08I like cars.
31:08What's your favourite car?
31:10Ooh.
31:11Astley Martins.
31:12I want to get a little moped.
31:14That's a good way to get around London.
31:15Get around this area, especially.
31:16Oh, no.
31:21Oh.
31:22What is up?
31:24Fancy seeing you here.
31:26We haven't met properly.
31:27Tristan.
31:28Nice to meet you.
31:29Hi, Tris.
31:30Hi, Sam.
31:31How you doing?
31:31Oh, God.
31:32It's really hot in here.
31:32I was.
31:33Where's your day?
31:34Oh, I don't have one.
31:35Okay.
31:36No, no.
31:36Not at all.
31:37I, um...
31:38What would you do in this situation?
31:41There's this girl that I really, really, really like, okay, Tris.
31:44Mm.
31:45And I made a mistake, for sure, with this, with said girl.
31:49And I think you can learn from your mistakes personally.
31:53And...
31:53Sam, I think you're probably putting Tris in a really well.
31:55I think...
31:56What do you...
31:57What should a man do?
31:58Or a boy?
31:59Or a man.
31:59I think a man should, uh, probably speak to the person and let them decide.
32:05I just can't.
32:06I think there's something that you guys have to say to each other.
32:08No, there's nothing that you have to say to each other.
32:09Tris, I think you are completely right.
32:11No, I'm, like, actually laughing because this is, like, the most ridiculous situation that I've ever been in.
32:17And I don't mind having you here and doing it.
32:19No, no, no.
32:19Unless you wanted to go.
32:20Oh, I'll stick this for now, sir.
32:22Okay, good, lads.
32:22Okay.
32:23Um, stage fright now.
32:25Wow.
32:25Uh...
32:26Stage is yours.
32:29Look, Habs, I know what I did.
32:32And it will always be there to remind me how you should never treat people.
32:36Especially the ones you care about the most.
32:41And love.
32:44Because I genuinely love you.
32:49And...
32:49Sam, this really isn't the place for you telling me that.
32:53It's just making people feel really uncomfortable.
32:55I think perhaps you could have found a better time to do this.
33:00Is there something you want to say?
33:01I think I've already said what I say.
33:03But then maybe you should go.
33:06I feel like this is so unfair.
33:07Should we go outside?
33:08No, we shouldn't go outside and have a chance.
33:11Perhaps that's fine.
33:12But you know what?
33:13You don't want to be with Tris.
33:15Don't tell me what I want to do.
33:16I don't think you do.
33:17I don't think you do.
33:18I...
33:18You really don't have the right to tell me what I want to do.
33:21And I don't think you know what I want to do.
33:23I think you're embarrassing yourself, mate.
33:27I feel like you just...
33:28You should probably go.
33:34Okay.
33:34You're right.
33:44You're right.
34:04How did it go yesterday?
34:21I don't want to talk about it.
34:22No, no, no.
34:23I'm very interested.
34:24She couldn't look at me.
34:25She was like that.
34:26Sam, please can you just leave?
34:28You're embarrassing yourself.
34:30When did you guys last hook up?
34:32A long time ago.
34:34Oh, it was ages ago?
34:35Yeah.
34:35Right, okay.
34:36So this was a real sort of stab in the dark?
34:40I told her I loved her in front of Tris.
34:42Wait, hang on.
34:43How did you not mention that right at the beginning?
34:45Because you don't give me much chance to explain.
34:47Did she look you in the eye when you said that?
34:49No, no.
34:49She was still cowering behind her hand.
34:51Oh, really?
34:52Yeah.
34:53And then I think it was after that she goes,
34:55this is not the time of the place.
34:56You're embarrassing yourself.
34:57Please leave.
34:58Look, I know that we're both very used to getting our own way
35:00and we don't like it when things don't fall into place.
35:04This has fallen so far away from place.
35:06You have to deal with it.
35:07Just move on.
35:08Grow up.
35:09It's game over.
35:11Can't do anymore.
35:12I think that you should draw a line on doing that.
35:14How cute are these?
35:32I'm all for healing crystals.
35:34I'm putting it on my head chakra.
35:36Mate, how did last night go?
35:39I don't want to talk about it, mate.
35:40It's that bad.
35:42Me not.
35:46What a beautiful spread.
35:48I know.
35:48And the table's great, too.
35:50Whoa.
35:50Have you seen this?
35:52I'm so hungry.
35:59This actually looks quite good.
36:01How are we?
36:02Hi.
36:03Oh, hey, guys.
36:05How are you doing?
36:06How are we?
36:06How are you, mate?
36:07How are we?
36:08I'm sorry.
36:09Yeah, I'm good, mate.
36:10Good.
36:11How are we all?
36:12Good.
36:13Good?
36:13I didn't realise Duffy was going to be here.
36:16Yeah, sorry.
36:17I didn't know what you were at.
36:18Yeah.
36:19So, what's the latest?
36:22Oh, mine looks a little smaller.
36:24I don't even know what you're talking about.
36:27That's a wine?
36:28Yes, please.
36:29Yes.
36:29Perfect.
36:32Like, this was actually fruitful.
36:34I'm so happy.
36:35You set this up?
36:36I basically made this.
36:38So, is this your date?
36:39Yeah.
36:39You think so?
36:40It is a date.
36:41What do you do, Izzy?
36:42I study history.
36:43Oh, cool.
36:44Yeah.
36:44That's good.
36:45I won't bore you with it, but...
36:47No, I love history.
36:48But do you?
36:48Yeah.
36:49I think you've done well setting Miles up.
36:51He is the sweetest guy ever.
36:53It's good to know.
36:54Yeah.
36:54I would totally date him if he wouldn't be a decade too young.
37:00Isn't this so much more fun than your stupid dating ads?
37:04I agree.
37:05Right?
37:06Let's cheers to Sophie.
37:08The matchmaker.
37:09The matchmaker.
37:10Cheers, Izzy.
37:11Cheers.
37:13This is delicious.
37:14Yeah, it's really nice.
37:15I'm very impressed, you little...
37:17So, should I?
37:19I know.
37:20So, it's a shame that Tristan couldn't come.
37:23I didn't want to put him in an awkward position, like, being...
37:25With them being so, like, close proximity.
37:27Oh, I see.
37:28So, it was your decision.
37:30How was the day?
37:31Tell me everything.
37:32OK, so, it was genuinely going really well.
37:36And then...
37:37Sam walked out.
37:40No, no, no.
37:43No, honestly, it's unacceptable.
37:46He was like...
37:47Wait, hold on a minute.
37:48He wasn't even there to have dinner.
37:49He literally went to just sabotage your day.
37:52Like, who does that?
37:53No-one does that.
37:55I was in all.
37:56Yeah, he was just like, I love you.
37:58Basically being like, I know you'd rather be here with me.
38:01Would you?
38:02Mate, I don't know.
38:04I've never been so confused.
38:06I wish that I could be like, fuck off, I hate you, but I...
38:09You can't.
38:10But could anybody?
38:12Yeah.
38:14I just don't really know where my head's at at the moment.
38:16Should we de-sheave our...
38:21Digby, come on, man.
38:24Let's go and get a whiskey.
38:25Let's go.
38:26Have a taste of it.
38:31Sure.
38:33Have you and Digby spoken at all?
38:36Not really.
38:37I think that's the best way.
38:39Face of it, it looks like you are now free of any, like, form of...
38:43Drama, anger.
38:45There's no, like, guilt or, like, you're not feeling bad.
38:47You've got, you've got no, like, blokes hanging on.
38:50No.
38:51Yet.
38:52I mean, obviously, it's not ideal that we have to, like, sit opposite each other at a dinner party,
38:56or I'm going to have to see him at a lot of things, but I think I need to, I do need to just get over that.
39:02Like, it's obviously, it's going to be weird, and it is, like, still a little bit weird, I can tell.
39:06He did what he did to piss me off, and so I did the same back, but it's all pathetic, and he needs to be finished with.
39:11Well, mate, how has it been in the same room as Liv?
39:17Um, mate, it's just awkward, especially seeing it opposite her, isn't it?
39:20She doesn't look comfortable, dude.
39:22Yeah, well, mate, I'm, yeah, I find it pretty uncomfortable as well.
39:27Well, what's the, so what's happening, mate?
39:30I haven't really been that truthful to you.
39:34Liv and I did hook up.
39:37I admit, it's fucking stupid, and that's why I'm finding it so hard.
39:40Mate, it's so stupid.
39:42When you've got the girl there who I love, who is basically telling me that she still loves me, I mean, that's a head fuck itself.
39:49Yeah, yeah.
39:49You're up and down.
39:51You don't know where you're at.
39:53It is odd, though, how she's sat opposite you in that dinner, and she's kind of squirming and getting awkward.
40:01It's almost as if she doesn't want to know you.
40:03Mate, you're allowing her to make everyone else out there believe that you're the one soppy and in love and trying to get back with her.
40:12She shows you zero respect.
40:14Yeah.
40:15She's no good.
40:17She's no good for you, mate.
40:18I really, really want to try and move on.
40:20You're still hooking up with her?
40:22That's got to stop me.
40:28So Sam told me that he crashed your date.
40:32Yeah, that he did.
40:34Highly uncool, I have to admit.
40:36I'm very sorry for that, by the way.
40:38I think what Sam did was he made a decision under panic and pressure, and he just...
40:46No, but it's reckless.
40:47Yeah, I know.
40:48To the point where I'm embarrassing myself in front of a bloke I don't even know.
40:52And I would do that a thousand times over if it meant even going for a coffee.
40:56It probably wasn't the most wise way to go around it, but it was a sweet gesture in a way.
41:08You succeeded because we can go for coffee.
41:17Yeah, well, that's already more than I was expecting, so thank you.
41:24So what about old Tris?
41:26Um, I haven't thought about that.
41:28I haven't spoken to him, so...
41:30I guess you're not exclusive, so you can just figure...
41:33I don't know, it's not my decision to make.
41:34I don't need to have a conversation with Tris just because I'm going to meet up and talk to Sam.
41:39Yeah, we had it all.
41:43And you were everything to me.
41:51The boys are here.
41:54Yes, where are my friends at?
41:56What's going on?
41:56Hi, don't worry.
41:58I actually thought I had no mates for a second there.
42:00You don't have any mates.
42:01Thanks, brother.
42:01Guys, everyone, I just want to say it's really nice to have all of our close friends here together.
42:06It's lovely, see?
42:08Thanks, Ho.
42:08Cheers.
42:09Well done, Harry.
42:11You're welcome, guys.
42:13Also, on a good note, I just want to say I'm glad that you guys have, like, sort of moved on and you are now civil.
42:21Thanks, Matt.
42:23I haven't actually seen you guys speak today.
42:26Have you exchanged any words today?
42:29We can sit here.
42:30We don't need to be friends, but we can sit here and just be civil.
42:33Yeah, absolutely.
42:34You know?
42:34But haven't you guys been hooking up?
42:41Oh.
42:42Oh, scheisse.
42:45Well, what's that?
42:47Yeah.
42:47I mean, why are you staring at me?
42:51I assume that he's been hooked up with you.
42:52You've just had a conversation with Digby, so I'm assuming he's told you something, so.
42:55Well, have you hooked up with him or not?
42:57Yeah.
42:58Recently?
42:59Yeah.
42:59I don't understand.
43:00I can't quite fathom why, like, you're literally squirming in your seat at the side of Digby.
43:05I'm not this.
43:06In another world, you're, like, texting him and calling him and asking him to come back with you.
43:10Right, I think you've been given one side of the story.
43:13It's not quite what happened.
43:14So you didn't hook up?
43:16No, no.
43:16We did.
43:17Yes.
43:17I shagged Digby the other night.
43:20He's so confused because the way you treat him.
43:24You don't understand how much you're toying with this poor guy.
43:26Okay, okay, okay, but that's his choice.
43:27He's a big boy.
43:28He doesn't need to come back to me if he doesn't want to.
43:30Everyone in this table knows that I'm madly in love with you and you telling me that you're fucking in love with me.
43:35And I am.
43:36I hate you as well, but I do obviously still love you.
43:38I've got to be honest.
43:39You guys really shouldn't be sleeping together.
43:41Like, I know...
43:41Yeah, but Digby, you've got to blame me for that because you can say nothing.
43:44No, no, no.
43:45No, no, no.
43:45Listen, you can blame me for everything.
43:46It's fine.
43:46He's done it for so long, so it is all my off help again.
43:49I can just see right through you.
43:50You're very toxic and manipulative about what's going on here.
43:52It's horrible.
43:53What is your problem?
43:55It's not a problem, mate.
43:56I'm just sick of you manipulating shit.
43:58Oh, my God.
43:58Ryan, don't be such a fucking prick.
44:00You have no idea what's going on in my head, all right, because you're not a friend of mine and I hardly talk to you about how I feel, okay?
44:05Okay, I don't actually give a fuck, so I just can't.
44:06I have listened to her.
44:07You clearly do, because you got over-involved in all this.
44:09It's not about you the whole time.
44:11Sorry, Ryan.
44:12You're sitting here talking about me.
44:13Obviously, it is.
44:14Habs, continue, please, because that's something interesting.
44:16I have gone to her house.
44:17I have spent time with her every single day.
44:19I understand that you are hurting, too, and I get it.
44:21She has cried.
44:22She is hurting.
44:23I thought you were dating someone new.
44:24She tried to, and she couldn't.
44:26She realised that she wasn't ready to move on.
44:28I don't think you'll ever get over the fact that I did break up with you twice.
44:32Would you ever get over that?
44:34No.
44:34Exactly.
44:35So how could we move on from that?
44:38We can't.
44:43But I don't want this constant tit-for-tat for stuff, like it's pointless.
44:48I'm so drained from all of this.
44:50So am I, Liv.
44:51And I don't want to confuse you by, you know, us hanging out and saying certain stuff,
44:55but, like, what I have said, I do mean.
45:00I just don't know what to do.
45:04It just needs to stop.
45:05You both need to cut all ties and move on with both your lives.
45:09Don't cry.
45:13I've been there before.
45:14It's just so hard.
45:19Don't you both know what's right?
45:22Yeah, leave it.
45:23I'm going to go.
45:40You have no idea the impact you've had on this kid.
45:43Our relationship would have been a very different story if he'd said certain things,
45:46rather than going to his mates and having to get them to say it to me when we were together.
45:49It's hard for him to understand where you're coming from when you are just such a stone-cold bitch.