#film horror in italiano
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00:00:00Musica
00:00:30Come back!
00:00:52Wait up! What about me?
00:00:54Oh, wait for me!
00:01:00You mean bastards?
00:01:02I'm exhausted!
00:01:04I can't go on!
00:01:06Oh, my God!
00:01:12Martin, get up!
00:01:14Come on, Martin!
00:01:16If we get caught, it's the end of the line for all of us!
00:01:18Come on!
00:01:20I don't care if I'm caught.
00:01:22I don't care if I'm killed.
00:01:24What's your problem?
00:01:28How can you lie there yelling like a wild pig?
00:01:30Oh?
00:01:36Oh, my God!
00:01:42What the hell's going on?
00:01:44I don't know. It sounds like thunder.
00:01:46Come on!
00:01:50Martin, wait for us!
00:01:52What do they take me for?
00:01:54I'm not heroin material.
00:01:56I'm getting out of here!
00:01:58I'm not heroin material.
00:02:00I'm getting out of here!
00:02:02Oh no!
00:02:04Oh no!
00:02:06Oh, no!
00:02:08Oh, no!
00:02:14Oh!
00:02:18Oh, no!
00:02:20Oh, no!
00:02:22Oh...
00:02:24Pass me those bowls
00:02:27Sure
00:02:28Did you hear about that monster in the village?
00:02:37He's been on the rampage, but only after women
00:02:39Yes, it's really disgusting
00:02:41You better be careful with your two daughters
00:02:44You left your own country
00:02:46It'd be awful if something happened to them
00:02:48Don't say it
00:02:50Oh no
00:02:52Oh!
00:02:54Oh!
00:02:55Oh!
00:03:07Sorry
00:03:15Oh!
00:03:17Oh!
00:03:21So, let's just see what we have in here.
00:03:37That's it.
00:03:38Now, we'll take your hat off.
00:03:41Eh?
00:03:46Oh, goddammit.
00:03:49I thought he'd have a mouthful of gold teeth.
00:03:51Non è un po' di più.
00:03:53Non è un po' di più.
00:03:55Probabilmente il povero più pollo.
00:03:57Dammet!
00:03:59Tone, per il mio ragazzo,
00:04:01vieni a farlo!
00:04:03Dammet!
00:04:05Non è vero.
00:04:07Perché sempre faccio questo lavoro?
00:04:21Sì, è vero che non c'è nulla, non c'è nulla.
00:04:38Marti, ci sono ancora ancora oggi?
00:04:41Sì.
00:04:45C'è il ghost!
00:04:51Don't leave me here!
00:04:59Non c'è nulla!
00:05:01Devo essere un idioto, scaringo me a la morte!
00:05:05Non c'è nulla!
00:05:08Non c'è nulla!
00:05:13E' finito!
00:05:17C'è nulla!
00:05:20Questa ho già finito!
00:05:25Oh!
00:05:37No, no, no, no, no.
00:06:07You are a young virgin, pure in body and mind, and it's because of your purity that you are in the honored position of being here today. Do you understand?
00:06:31I want to go home.
00:06:37I want to go home.
00:07:07I want to go home.
00:07:36I want to go home.
00:08:06I want to go home.
00:08:08I want to go home.
00:08:10I want to go home.
00:08:12I want to go home.
00:08:14I want to go home.
00:08:16I want to go home.
00:08:18I want to go home.
00:08:20I want to go home.
00:08:22I want to go home.
00:08:24I want to go home.
00:08:26I want to go home.
00:08:28I want to go home.
00:08:30I want to go home.
00:08:32I want to go home.
00:08:34I want to go home.
00:08:38I want to go home.
00:08:40Dock all'orange tonight.
00:09:10come on come on that's it come on
00:09:17delicious I'm a great cook
00:09:35I made it so I get first choice
00:09:43I don't know what you two do without me probably starve to death
00:10:05I wish our old jailer was here now I'd beat him to death and stick him in a pot and boil his bones and chew on him
00:10:22you're already too fat huh I got done bullshit he's a great fighter aren't you hey what's wrong with
00:10:28can I have some more soup please all right right and he won't get any more I don't want any
00:10:35hey just tell me I can't have all the soup I'm not joking really something was moving under the
00:10:57that's it you just had your last taste of freedom yeah there's three of us and one of you we'll kill
00:11:18you oh let's see if all this bold talk is backed with action
00:11:25oh
00:11:26oh
00:11:27oh
00:11:28oh
00:11:29oh
00:11:30oh
00:11:31oh
00:11:32oh
00:11:33oh
00:11:34oh
00:11:35oh
00:11:36oh
00:11:37oh
00:11:38oh
00:11:39oh
00:11:40oh
00:11:41oh
00:11:42oh
00:11:43oh
00:11:44oh
00:11:45oh
00:11:47oh
00:11:48it's hot
00:11:49oh
00:11:50okay
00:11:51you want me
00:11:52oh
00:11:53oh
00:11:57oh
00:11:59ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
00:12:00we did it fellas
00:12:01hey
00:12:04let's go
00:12:04oh
00:12:05come on
00:12:06I think it's your turn
00:12:15Kill him!
00:12:36Honorable Jada!
00:13:06Oh, what the hell are you doing?
00:13:25He's lost his marbles!
00:13:26He's mad!
00:13:27He's mad!
00:13:28Martin, I've got rid of him!
00:13:31Come back here, come back here!
00:13:49That can't be real.
00:13:55Even if you go to hell, I'll follow you there and bring you back.
00:14:01The devil takes care of his own.
00:14:08The monster's probably got her.
00:14:12I haven't done anything to deserve this.
00:14:16Why do the guards punish me so much?
00:14:31Why do the guards punish me so much?
00:14:38Oh, my brother!
00:14:57Oh, sister.
00:15:16Donnie, dobbiamo fare con noi.
00:15:27Oh! Goddammit, what's a rope doing here?
00:15:52Hey, you guys!
00:15:53Now, there's something over there. Let's go and take a look.
00:15:59Okay.
00:16:19It's so creepy.
00:16:21There's some kind of altar. Maybe it's for black magic.
00:16:24Oh!
00:16:41Come on! Go! Go!
00:16:43Go!
00:16:44And get this soldiers.
00:16:49What?
00:16:55What?
00:17:01No, no, no.
00:17:02It's an empty cup.
00:17:17Why can't we find a rich dead body?
00:17:26Well, whoever this guy is, he ain't gonna starve to death.
00:17:32Good boy.
00:17:40Hey, Marty.
00:17:43Let's sleep here tonight. How about it?
00:17:46Yeah, good idea. It's good food.
00:17:49All right, but if anything happens,
00:17:51when we get separated, we'll meet at the usual place.
00:17:53All right.
00:18:02All right.
00:18:04All right.
00:18:06All right.
00:18:08All right.
00:18:10All right.
00:18:12All right.
00:18:18All right.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:30All right.
00:18:31Noi!
00:18:38Marti, wake up!
00:18:40Non ho fatto, non ho fatto, non ho fatto!
00:18:42Albert è morto, non è in casa!
00:18:44Cosa?
00:18:45Cosa?
00:18:52Hai un uomo?
00:18:54Un uomo?
00:18:55La mia cosa è la legge.
00:18:57Cosa che mi ha scoperto, non riesco a capire la tale.
00:19:23Marti, non credo che è ora di dormire.
00:19:25I'm hypnotized.
00:19:26No, you're not.
00:19:27Master, how shall I kill you?
00:19:33What? Tony? Why are we still here?
00:19:36Let's go!
00:19:40Nobody can escape my magic powers.
00:19:44I impose my will on everybody but the gods.
00:19:47Marty, wait for me!
00:19:49Martin!
00:19:50Why can't you wait for me? You're such a coward.
00:20:06Who are you?
00:20:08I'm sorry, Master.
00:20:10Well, you see, I was running along and suddenly the ground gave away.
00:20:20Why are you all tied up?
00:20:24What have you been doing? Breaking the law?
00:20:31Master, I've prepared some special elixir for you.
00:20:35Please drink it.
00:20:39Very good.
00:20:50No!
00:20:55Get out of here!
00:20:57Master!
00:21:09Master, please forgive my bad behavior.
00:21:13You're not my student.
00:21:15If you were you wouldn't treat me like this, I won't forgive you.
00:21:21You're just a traitor.
00:21:23Why, Master?
00:21:25Why do you refuse my request?
00:21:27Don't you dare call me Master.
00:21:30Even if you continue your cruel torture of me,
00:21:35I will never change my decision.
00:21:39Master, if you won't teach me, you'll die.
00:21:42I don't give a damn!
00:21:46My Shaolin sorcery will live on in my Shaul!
00:21:51Shaolin sorcery martial skills aren't for catching girls!
00:21:56I understand that, Master.
00:21:59And I don't want them for that.
00:22:02But only they can save me.
00:22:05Master, I know your skills are supremely powerful.
00:22:09And I must know them.
00:22:10Your body is rotten. You're a living wreck!
00:22:15I'm not going to die, old master.
00:22:18Nobody is going to stop me from learning those skills.
00:22:22I shall master the Shaolin sorcery martial arts.
00:22:26Nobody on earth is going to stop me.
00:22:29I'll have total power over all beings on this planet and live forever!
00:22:33What nonsense!
00:22:36Your skills will be defeated.
00:22:38Buddha's almighty emblem will overthrow any Shaolin techniques
00:22:42that you attempt to dominate.
00:22:45I realize this.
00:22:48And that's why I'm going to keep you here.
00:22:51Until you teach me how to defeat Buddha's almighty emblem sooner or later.
00:22:55I am never going to teach you.
00:22:58Even if you destroy my body.
00:23:00I'm never going to teach you any of my sorcery skills.
00:23:03We'll see about that.
00:23:10I'll start by starving you.
00:23:12Let's see how you enjoy that.
00:23:21Anything. I'll do anything.
00:23:23to master Shaolin sorcery.
00:23:29Master.
00:23:30That's a really lousy student you got yourself there.
00:23:33So you must be a lousy teacher.
00:23:36That's a pity.
00:23:41Well then. I'd better be on my way.
00:23:44You ignorant boy.
00:23:46What?
00:23:47Why do you blame me?
00:23:54Is there something wrong with your eyes?
00:23:59I would like to save you.
00:24:01But I never get involved in other people's business.
00:24:05So I'll have to go.
00:24:07I'm sorry.
00:24:08Goodbye.
00:24:11I just can't believe it.
00:24:13He defeated my eye sorcery.
00:24:24Who's laughing?
00:24:25Oh...
00:24:55I've got you now.
00:25:25You guys dig up graves and open the coffins to see if there's anything of value, what vultures you all are. You're disgusting.
00:25:47You had an agreement, you don't meet here if you got separated.
00:25:53Fanny?
00:26:19Yes?
00:26:21Clear the table and bring the dishes, will you?
00:26:24Yes.
00:26:27Welcome.
00:26:29Can I get you something?
00:26:46We'd like to stay here. Do you have any rooms?
00:26:52We don't normally look like this. We're in a kind of disguise. Right, Martin?
00:26:58Oh, right.
00:26:59You're welcome, gentlemen. Fanny, show these two men to a room, please.
00:27:04Yes.
00:27:05I'm hungry. Bring me a big meal.
00:27:08Thank you very much, Miss.
00:27:09You're welcome.
00:27:10I'm hungry. Bring me a big meal.
00:27:14Thank you very much, Miss.
00:27:15You're welcome.
00:27:16Oh, welcome.
00:27:17Welcome.
00:27:18Welcome.
00:27:19Welcome.
00:27:20We'd like to stay here.
00:27:22Do you have a room available for the night?
00:27:23We'd like to stay here. Do you have a room available for the night?
00:27:25We'd like to have a quiet room, please.
00:27:28Please enjoy your meal, gentlemen.
00:27:29Please enjoy your meal, gentlemen.
00:27:30I hope you don't mind.
00:27:31I'm hungry.
00:27:32I'm hungry.
00:27:33Bring me a big meal.
00:27:34I'm hungry.
00:27:35I'm hungry.
00:27:36Bring me a big meal.
00:27:37I'm hungry.
00:27:38Bring me a big meal.
00:27:39I'm hungry.
00:27:40Bring me a big meal.
00:27:41Thank you very much, Miss.
00:27:42You're welcome.
00:27:43Oh, welcome.
00:27:44Welcome.
00:27:45We'd like to stay here.
00:27:48Do you have a room available for the night?
00:27:51We'd like to have a quiet room, please.
00:27:53Please enjoy your meal, gentlemen.
00:27:56I hope you don't mind my asking you.
00:27:59But what is your business?
00:28:02Ah, yes.
00:28:05We have at least 800 jobs.
00:28:09Let me demonstrate what I mean.
00:28:15Farmer, businessman, driver, fisherman, gambler, pickpocket.
00:28:20But I have been fortunate the gods have blessed me with a strong and resilient body.
00:28:28When anyone needs the services of a strong man, they call on me.
00:28:37You've got it.
00:28:39I'm not a man to be fooled around with.
00:28:42I'm a human arse.
00:28:43Oh, God.
00:28:53Well, you just heard my friend tell you about his great power.
00:28:57I have a different kind of power.
00:28:59You told me your daughter's disappeared.
00:29:06I'm telling you she's been possessed by a ghost.
00:29:13And this ghost used his power to possess her spirit.
00:29:16But using my power, I can bring her spirit back.
00:29:19She is a prisoner of mind transference.
00:29:23And her soul yearns to return to this earth.
00:29:28I see her through you.
00:29:29I know that.
00:29:42Although she lived here with her father.
00:29:45And she worked hard.
00:29:47Her soul yearns for freedom.
00:29:52I can teach her to enjoy her new life.
00:29:54I can teach her to enjoy her new life.
00:29:56I can teach her to enjoy her new life more
00:30:00To release the spirit imprisoned here on earth
00:30:02Return her father's love
00:30:04Cast out the devils of sin
00:30:07The ghosts of evil past lives
00:30:09Ghosts from the mountain season skies
00:30:12Let the lord of light in
00:30:14Return her father's love
00:30:16Cast out the devils of sin
00:30:17The ghosts of evil past lives
00:30:19This girl has so many ghosts
00:30:22I order you to leave this girl
00:30:27Leave her spirit in peace
00:30:30I hope I didn't upset you
00:30:43I'd like to be able to help you
00:30:49I appreciate your offer
00:30:53Thank you very much
00:30:54But how do you think you can help us?
00:30:57We're not greedy men, you understand
00:31:00But it will keep my friend quite busy
00:31:02But don't worry
00:31:05We can handle it all, though
00:31:07We won't take advantage of you
00:31:09It'll be a pleasure having a pretty girl around
00:31:12Thank you very much
00:31:14Fanny
00:31:15Go and fix up their room
00:31:17Let them stay in the sister's room
00:31:21It'll probably help
00:31:22Yes
00:31:23I just couldn't stop Tony once he got going
00:31:39I didn't know he was such a good actor
00:31:41It's very late now
00:31:48I thought I'd just sit here a little bit longer
00:31:52Oh, you're helping exercise my sister's spirit
00:31:56Don't worry, young lady
00:31:58Whenever an angry ghost sees my size
00:32:00He's too afraid to touch me
00:32:02Oh, you certainly are very big
00:32:08I'm a big man all over, me dear
00:32:13I'm proud of it
00:32:15I'm a big man all over, me dear
00:32:17I'm proud of it
00:32:19God, I just can't stand it
00:32:48Whoah
00:32:50006
00:32:51006
00:32:52006
00:32:53Oh
00:32:56006
00:32:56006
00:32:58Mm
00:32:58007
00:32:5912
00:33:02006
00:33:04007
00:33:08007
00:33:08007
00:33:13008
00:33:15008
00:33:16no
00:33:31no
00:33:34not tonight
00:33:34I got a headache
00:33:35come on
00:33:36there's people in the next room
00:33:38they're asleep already
00:33:40oh
00:33:46No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:16Oh, my God, I've been in heaven.
00:34:46Oh, my God.
00:34:51Oh, my God.
00:34:53Oh, my God.
00:34:58Oh, my God.
00:35:00Oh, my God.
00:35:02Oh, my God.
00:35:06Oh, my God.
00:35:25Oh, my God.
00:35:30Oh, my God.
00:35:35Oh, my God.
00:35:40No, no, no.
00:36:10No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22I'm married, married.
00:36:31Non mi ha, non mi ha, non mi ha.
00:36:36Non mi ha, non mi ha.
00:36:41Shut up.
00:37:02I didn't know you were a cook as well.
00:37:05I'm an expert cook.
00:37:07Now go and ask that couple if they want anything to eat.
00:37:09Right.
00:37:10Oh!
00:37:12Oh!
00:37:13Oh!
00:37:14Oh!
00:37:16Oh!
00:37:17Oh!
00:37:31Oh!
00:37:32Ah, dammit!
00:37:34Did I scare you?
00:38:04No!
00:38:08Put me down!
00:38:10Put me down!
00:38:12I scare you?
00:38:14No!
00:38:34Oh, no!
00:38:36Oh, Fanny.
00:38:38Don't be scared.
00:38:40Fanny.
00:38:42Fanny, don't be scared.
00:38:43Tony, shut up.
00:38:44I'm not Fanny, and I'm not scared.
00:38:46You're rambling, Mom!
00:38:48Mom!
00:38:58I'm not scared.
00:39:14I'm not scared.
00:39:18I'm not scared.
00:39:22Oh, my God.
00:39:26I'm not scared.
00:39:30It's cold.
00:39:32It's cold.
00:39:36Oh, my God.
00:39:38M-m-m...
00:40:08No!
00:40:38a
00:40:53it's only me
00:40:55what are you doing out here
00:40:57there was a monster
00:40:59what sort of monster
00:41:00in the
00:41:00a
00:41:04a
00:41:06a
00:41:08a
00:41:10a
00:41:12a
00:41:14a
00:41:16oh
00:41:18a
00:41:20a
00:41:22a
00:41:24a
00:41:26a
00:41:28a
00:41:30a
00:41:32father
00:41:44Martin
00:41:45don't you think that grave's too small
00:41:46it's only for his head
00:41:48doesn't need to be any bigger
00:41:56hey Martin stop that
00:41:57that's real money you're burning
00:41:59so what
00:42:00he was a real kind old guy
00:42:01he deserves it
00:42:02don't be such a miserable old bastard
00:42:04I don't know
00:42:05some for good food
00:42:07some for fine clothes
00:42:09some for traveling expenses
00:42:11and this one
00:42:13what's this for
00:42:15what's this for
00:42:17this guy gets away with all his evil doings
00:42:23it's really not fair
00:42:25Tony let's get him
00:42:27Tony let's get him
00:42:29oh
00:42:31oh
00:42:32oh
00:42:33oh
00:42:34oh
00:42:35oh
00:42:36oh
00:42:37this guy gets away with all his evil doings
00:42:39it's really not fair
00:42:41Tony let's get him
00:42:43hey
00:42:44let's get him
00:42:59oh
00:43:00hey
00:43:04who are
00:43:05who are
00:43:06who are
00:43:07who are
00:43:08who are you
00:43:09who
00:43:10Tony
00:43:11Tony
00:43:12Tony
00:43:13Tony
00:43:14Tony
00:43:16where have you been
00:43:19what's up
00:43:20you're wearing new clothes
00:43:21Martin
00:43:23Martin
00:43:24Martin
00:43:33Martin
00:43:38oh
00:43:39don't
00:43:40I gotta go
00:43:51ah
00:43:52ah
00:43:53ah
00:43:54ah
00:43:56ah
00:43:57ah
00:43:58no
00:43:59Martin
00:44:00Martin
00:44:02Martin
00:44:04Martin
00:44:14Martin
00:44:15no
00:44:16ah
00:44:17ah
00:44:18Non, non, non, non, non.
00:44:48Non, non, non, non, non, non, non.
00:45:18Ah!
00:45:19Ah!
00:45:20Ah!
00:45:21Ah!
00:45:22Ah!
00:45:23Hurry!
00:45:24Ah!
00:45:25Ah!
00:45:26Hurry!
00:45:48Ah!
00:45:58Ah!
00:46:18You know, he always meant well.
00:46:32He wasn't really such a bad guy.
00:46:48Tony, let's get out of here.
00:47:01I'll just go crazy if we have to stay here.
00:47:18I'll just go crazy.
00:47:48I'll just go crazy.
00:48:18I'll just go crazy.
00:48:48I'll just go crazy.
00:49:18This man can withstand my magic.
00:49:34He is truly powerful.
00:49:40Master, I've been sent here by God to learn Shaolin sorcery.
00:49:46Liar!
00:49:48You already have magnificent power.
00:49:52You don't need to learn from me.
00:49:53Master, what do you mean I'm powerful?
00:49:56Buddha's amulet.
00:50:03It's mine.
00:50:08Where did you get it?
00:50:10I found it this morning.
00:50:11Only this amulet will be able to protect you.
00:50:15Master, please take me as your student.
00:50:19All right, but you must do what I say.
00:50:22Right.
00:50:23Right.
00:50:26Right.
00:50:28Right.
00:50:30No, no.
00:51:00No, no.
00:51:30No, no.
00:51:32Help!
00:51:34Help me!
00:51:36Help me!
00:51:38Oh, God, it hurts!
00:51:40Ow!
00:51:42Ow!
00:51:44Help!
00:51:46Help me!
00:51:48Oh, God, it hurts!
00:51:50Ow!
00:51:52Help!
00:51:54God, say, help!
00:51:56I've got to help you!
00:51:58Please help me!
00:52:00Help me!
00:52:02Help me!
00:52:04Use all of your strength!
00:52:08Go on!
00:52:10We've lost time now, and it's getting late.
00:52:12Hurry up, please.
00:52:14How much further is it?
00:52:16Quiet!
00:52:18Use your energy to walk.
00:52:20Use your energy to walk.
00:52:22Okay.
00:52:24Okay.
00:52:26So, he's escaped from me.
00:52:28But I'll capture him and I'll bring him back here.
00:52:32So, he's escaped from me.
00:52:34But I'll capture him and I'll bring him back here.
00:52:42So, he's escaped from me.
00:52:52So, he's escaped from me.
00:52:54So, he's escaped from me.
00:52:56But I'll capture him and I'll bring him back here.
00:53:12Oh, keep still!
00:53:36You're scared the fish away!
00:53:38You idiot.
00:53:40I've got an idea
00:53:42Do I have your permission
00:53:44To tell you about it
00:53:46What is it
00:53:47Now
00:53:49You see it's very special
00:53:51Well then
00:53:53What is it
00:53:54This special idea
00:53:56Well it's this master
00:53:58You sit here
00:54:00On the rock
00:54:01And relax and let me do the fishing
00:54:04For you okay
00:54:05No way
00:54:07I can't
00:54:11I can't swim
00:54:12Ow
00:54:37I can't swim
00:54:39I can't swim
00:54:40I can't swim
00:54:41I can't swim
00:54:42I can't swim
00:54:43I can't swim
00:54:44I can't swim
00:54:45I can't swim
00:54:46I can't swim
00:54:47I can't swim
00:54:48I can't swim
00:54:49I can't swim
00:54:50I can't swim
00:54:51I can't swim
00:54:52I can't swim
00:54:53I can't swim
00:54:54I can't swim
00:54:55I can't swim
00:54:56I can't swim
00:54:57I can't swim
00:54:58I can't swim
00:54:59I can't swim
00:55:00I can't swim
00:55:01I can't swim
00:55:02I can't swim
00:55:03I can't swim
00:55:04Ma cosa cosa farebbe?
00:55:11Abbiamo un giusto per vivere, un'altra parte di un'altra parte di potenza.
00:55:19Ma io posso dormire in quella scena, ovviamente ti puoi insegnare.
00:55:25Allora, ti puoi insegnare.
00:55:27Cosa!
00:55:28Mi sembrava che sia un'impeuta.
00:55:30Mi voglio che ti facciate questa tecnica.
00:55:33Behavi come un uomo. Obey me, obey me.
00:55:37Shut up, you idiot. Obey me.
00:55:52Build a wall.
00:55:58Master, stop this bullshit.
00:56:00Shut up or do as you're told.
00:56:03Don't ask so many questions.
00:56:08All you can do is make mud pies.
00:56:11I know exactly what you held.
00:56:14I'll make a bargain with you.
00:56:16What bargain?
00:56:17If you take all this bullshit and build a hut,
00:56:20I'll teach you Shaolin sorcery.
00:56:22It's a deal.
00:56:24If you'll just teach me Shaolin sorcery,
00:56:26I'll do anything, even play mud pies.
00:56:29Let's begin.
00:56:33Yeah.
00:56:35Penny, ask me those mud balls.
00:56:37Quick.
00:56:38Yeah.
00:56:39What?
00:56:40Hey!
00:56:42Hey.
00:56:43Hey!
00:56:44Hey!
00:56:47Hey-a!
00:57:00Hey-a!
00:57:01Hey!
00:57:03Hey!
00:57:04Tony!
00:57:15Master, posso farlo!
00:57:25Some people never learn!
00:57:28A student is only as good, as his teacher is.
00:57:46I'll master Shaolin's sorcery. If I don't, I'll die in the attempt.
00:57:58Let's take yourself any questions.
00:58:03What's gonna do?
00:58:04Oh, that's my friend.
00:58:07Oh, I have to hold for the rest.
00:58:10No, no.
00:58:12No, no, no.
00:58:15Call me!
00:58:16C'mon!
00:58:17Oh!
00:58:19Oh, my God.
00:58:23Ah!
00:58:53Ah!
00:59:00Ah!
00:59:09Ah!
00:59:23Non so, non so, non so.
00:59:53Do you?
00:59:55I do if your orders make sense and I don't see why I should obey you blindly.
00:59:59You should obey without question.
01:00:01Well, I'm never gonna learn to obey without question.
01:00:04Don't shout at me like a wild dog.
01:00:07I'll put all your teeth out, so shut your mouth.
01:00:10I should have left him where he was, the old fool.
01:00:13If I hadn't saved you, you'd still be a prisoner. You should be grateful to me.
01:00:19I don't deserve him.
01:00:20Goddamn.
01:00:23Tony, you abuse Fanny's love for you. She shouldn't have to work so hard.
01:00:29My young boy, have you no morals or conscience?
01:00:31That's all I need. Master's in love with Fanny and he'll try and win her over. I might as well give up.
01:00:36I know what you're thinking. Why should an old man be concerned about a young lady?
01:00:40I get it. Shit!
01:00:53And I can't be discouraged.
01:00:55Don't you?
01:00:56Oh?
01:00:57Oh?
01:00:58Oh?
01:00:59Oh?
01:01:00Oh?
01:01:01Oh?
01:01:02Oh?
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01:01:05Oh?
01:01:06Oh?
01:01:07Oh?
01:01:08Oh?
01:01:09Non è tutto bene, è tutto bene.
01:01:27Non è bene, Tony.
01:01:29Non è bene.
01:01:31What are you two doing?
01:01:40Can you stop shouting?
01:01:51Shit.
01:01:52It's all so boring.
01:01:55We didn't come all this way as unpaid labor for you.
01:01:59You hear what I'm saying?
01:02:00It's time to be honest.
01:02:03Tone, I'm no master of Kung Fu.
01:02:06And I know nothing about Shaolin sorcery martial skills.
01:02:11Your jokes are never funny.
01:02:13I tricked you into building me another art.
01:02:17You've done it well and I thank you.
01:02:20Now I suggest you leave and get married.
01:02:22I'll just wait.
01:02:24Sì, sì.
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01:05:38Oh no!
01:05:40Stupid!
01:05:45Follish boy, how dare you try to trick me?
01:05:50I'm sorry.
01:05:52Forgive me, master.
01:05:54That's not the point.
01:05:56So you think that just because you want to learn Kung Fu,
01:05:59that the time is right to learn it?
01:06:01Well, the universal laws don't work in that way.
01:06:04And if you believe that, then you can get out!
01:06:14Forgive me.
01:06:16Even with all the knowledge in the world,
01:06:19if you have no humility,
01:06:21and if you act without compassion,
01:06:24then truly that knowledge will end up destroying you.
01:06:28Knowledge without compassion is ignorance.
01:06:30Knowledge with compassion is wisdom,
01:06:32and I sought to teach you wisdom.
01:06:35If you don't open yourself up to the love of the universe,
01:06:39then evil will come in and take over.
01:06:41You have to learn to attain inner peace,
01:06:44to make a home for love.
01:06:50Tony, as soon as you've understood this lesson,
01:06:54I'll teach you Shaolin sorcery.
01:06:56Then you'll be ready,
01:06:58and you'll be able to learn very quickly with me.
01:07:00Is that true, Master?
01:07:01Please teach me. I'll do whatever you ask.
01:07:02Please teach me. I'll do whatever you ask.
01:07:04Please teach me. I'll do whatever you ask.
01:07:05Please teach me. I'll do whatever you ask?
01:07:11Please teach me. I'll do whatever you ask.
01:07:12A presto, mi faccio tutto ciò che mi chiede.
01:07:36Tony, non dovrebbe essere qui.
01:07:38Master will tell you off if he sees us, you know that
01:07:43Now relax Fanny
01:07:44You know he's promised to teach me Shaolin sorcery martial arts as soon as I'm ready
01:07:49There's no need to get upset
01:07:50Is that true?
01:07:53I'm just heating up some water for him to take a bath
01:07:56I need a bath to give me time to think
01:08:02I'm gonna go and pray right now
01:08:06Okay
01:08:07It's not hot enough
01:08:22Put on more firewood
01:08:24Oh
01:08:26Ah!
01:08:56Sì!
01:09:26Grazie a tutti.
01:09:56Grazie a tutti.
01:10:26Grazie a tutti.
01:10:56Ah?
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01:12:28Let's run away from here quickly
01:12:58Non so, non so, non so.
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01:16:42Loni, you're mine.