Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who got revenge on a cheating friend by covering her genitals in a chili paste. Then, watch video of a guy who was punished for stealing a car. The punishment is chili powder in the butt.
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00:00In a disturbing case that has shocked
00:06the typically peaceful Dutch town of Zündert,
00:10Oh my God, Zündert.
00:13A woman's discovery of her husband's five-year affair
00:17led to an assault that sounds like it's something more
00:21out of a horror movie than real life.
00:23The perpetrator only identified as Halima.
00:27Oh, that sounds bad, doesn't it?
00:29That's dangerous.
00:30Oh my God.
00:31She's now facing serious consequences for an act of revenge
00:34that crossed the line.
00:37What began as a simple check of her husband's phone
00:40ended in criminal charges when Halima discovered messages
00:45revealing that her husband had been carrying on an affair
00:49with one of her friends for over five years.
00:54Oh, wow.
00:55This guy's bad at deleting messages.
00:58But instead of confronting her husband or even filing for divorce,
01:03Halima chose a different path,
01:05one that would ultimately land her behind bars.
01:08Working with a neighbor who would later face their own legal consequences,
01:13Halima carefully planned her revenge.
01:16She created a story to lure her former friend,
01:20now her husband's mistress,
01:22to her house.
01:23Once the woman got there,
01:25Halima and her neighbor overwhelmed the lady,
01:28tying her up.
01:29Yep.
01:30What followed was described by the judge
01:32as frightening and insulting.
01:35Just absurd.
01:36Okay.
01:37She proceeded to apply sambal,
01:41an extremely spicy Indonesian chili paste,
01:47all over the lady's vag and anus.
01:50Oh, got them both, huh?
01:53Peppered them both out.
01:54What's that lady's name?
01:56Halima.
01:57Yeah.
01:57Don't mess with Halima.
01:59I'm writing it down right now.
02:01Chuck, don't ever date a Halima.
02:03No Halimas.
02:05Is that sambal, Halima?
02:09She also beat the woman
02:10and forcibly shaved all the hair off her body.
02:14Oh, that's interesting.
02:15Yeah.
02:15I was wondering if she was going to cut her hair all off.
02:18So she did.
02:19She shaved everything off.
02:20Why would you wonder that?
02:22Well, because to me,
02:23like when you think of like torture,
02:24if I was going to torture someone
02:27and I'm a Halima,
02:29you know, I think it would be devastating.
02:32Like if I don't want to kill the person,
02:34you cut all their hair off,
02:36you make them, you know,
02:38you know, it's like what?
02:42Unattractive?
02:42Yeah.
02:43You know.
02:44I didn't think about the Tabasco on the butthole,
02:47but.
02:48Chili paste.
02:50Yeah.
02:50Flakes of chili.
02:52I believe I've had this before.
02:54Of course.
02:55And it is next level.
02:58Yeah.
02:58I mean, that's like.
02:58Spicy.
02:59Anything that looks remotely like that
03:00is like one of the hottest things you'll ever.
03:02Yeah.
03:02No, I've definitely had this before.
03:05Really?
03:06That's like such a crazy.
03:07I don't even know how you think of that.
03:08That's like a lady brain thinking of something like that.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Oh, yeah.
03:12Someone said there is a viral video
03:14of some guys stuffing some chili pepper
03:15in an Indian man's anus for stealing.
03:17Oh, my God.
03:20He learned his lesson that day.
03:22What are you doing?
03:24You stall.
03:25You know what you did.
03:26Oh, why are you?
03:27There you go.
03:29Think about it.
03:29Why do you?
03:30Oh, yeah.
03:31But there you go.
03:32Cool at first.
03:33Hot, hot, hot.
03:33Hot, hot.
03:35Hot, hot.
03:36Hot.
03:36Hot.
03:37Hot.
03:37Hot.
03:39Don't you steal.
03:40I will not.
03:41I will not.
03:43It's in there now.
03:45Take it out.
03:46Take it out.
03:46The stem is gone.
03:49Let me poop.
03:53Okay, so you know when you consume something hot,
03:56it coming out burns.
03:58Yeah.
03:58But imagine if it's just the actual heat itself.
04:01Yeah, and I just think, like,
04:03the paste just being on there would just,
04:06it would burn you over time.
04:08Yeah.
04:08It would be really, really bad.
04:11Oh, super bad.
04:11Did you see it?
04:15No.
04:15Oh, that's the Indian man's ass.
04:17Oh, no.
04:18What are you doing?
04:19Jason.
04:20Why are you powdering?
04:21You are powdering me.
04:23I just powder.
04:24Why?
04:25Local stuffed chili powder and man's ass
04:27over suspected car theft in India.
04:29Jesus, Lord.
04:30I would just hate to be in that scenario.
04:31You found the video?
04:32You found the video.
04:34Oh, no.
04:35Jason's fast.
04:36Yeah.
04:36When there's chili pepper in a man's ass,
04:40I'm getting on it.
04:41Boom.
04:43Dear God, just the pictures look.
04:45Oh, I just don't want to have a man
04:47handling my butt in the way that he's handling it.
04:50He's really spreading my cheeks.
04:52Well, he's got to get it in there
04:53to inflict the most pain.
04:54I know.
04:55So I'm kind of along with it.
04:56I didn't listen to it.
04:58Oh, yeah.
04:58No, no.
04:58But I just sent it off, so I'm sure there is.
05:01Bloody of you, bloody.
05:03Okay, here's the video of this.
05:06Good luck reading that punishment.
05:08Oh, I know everything that that says.
05:09Oh, God.
05:10This is going on.
05:11This man stole the car and therefore, no.
05:13Oh.
05:16Oh, God.
05:17Oh, Jesus.
05:18Yeah.
05:19What dare you do?
05:20What dare you do?
05:22What dare you do?
05:24What is that in there?
05:25That looks like a,
05:26is that a chili pepper or something?
05:29No.
05:30He's not fighting.
05:32I would be fighting.
05:32I think he's kind of like,
05:33I don't mind.
05:35No, I think that,
05:36what is he going to do?
05:37There's a couple of guys there.
05:38They'll beat the hell out of him.
05:39Oh, my God.
05:39He is spreading his anus.
05:41He's spreading it open.
05:43That's what I said.
05:44I don't want to be in this.
05:45Dear God.
05:45I don't want to be the spreader.
05:47Bend over more.
05:47I'm the spreader.
05:47Closing of all the jobs.
05:49I am not the spreader.
05:50You're the spreader.
05:52Holy.
05:52Oh, ow.
05:53Ow.
05:54Oh, and they poke it in his beehaw.
05:56They poke it right in his beehaw.
05:58What is wrong with people?
05:58They poke it in.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Oh, my God.
06:02Oh, he's really,
06:03he's pounding them.
06:05He's pounding them.
06:06That is too much.
06:07He's pounding them.
06:08Come on, Jason.
06:09He's with another,
06:10he's like an emerald.
06:11This is the first time
06:13he's put something in a guy's butt.
06:15He says, bam, bam,
06:16like emerald.
06:17Enjoy, enjoy.
06:17Holy shoot.
06:18Get him up.
06:20Enjoy that.
06:21I just like Dave's commentary.
06:24Come on.
06:25He's poking it in.
06:27Is that what you kept saying?
06:27Yeah.
06:28He was poking it in.
06:29Then you blame me.
06:30I didn't do it.
06:31You gave it to us.
06:32No, the listener told us about it.
06:34He doesn't even feel,
06:35he doesn't even seem
06:36too off-put by the guy.
06:38So was that just,
06:39that was better than facing
06:41like the Indian justice system?
06:43This guy's zipping up his pants for him.
06:45He is.
06:45Yep.
06:46Jesus.
06:46I hope you learned your lesson, okay?
06:48Like I did.
06:49You feel okay now?
06:50He seems pretty okay
06:51considering what he's went through.
06:53Yeah.
06:53You're right.
06:54I just wonder if he's crying.
06:56Well, I mean, you'd cry too.
06:57I could make you cry like that.
06:59He'd be a lot more.
07:00I mean, I wouldn't even,
07:01I'd be like.
07:05Andy, you all right, man?
07:06What's going on?
07:07You never speak again.
07:09He doesn't.
07:10Oh, he's mute now.
07:11He just.
07:11Oh, Andy's mute.
07:12Oh, that's unfortunate.
07:13You gotta give him a notepad
07:15and hope.
07:16That's the headphone that's getting there.
07:17It must have been real bad.
07:20Yeah.
07:21Like, buddy,
07:21you wouldn't even get up after that.
07:23No, come on.
07:24He's like, yep,
07:25that was bad times.
07:27Do you think he just thinks
07:28like they're going to kill me?
07:30Maybe, yeah.
07:31Yeah.
07:32Yeah.
07:33Yeah, Dave,
07:34don't go over there, you know?
07:36Like, I know you want to go over there.
07:37It's weird over there.
07:39Just so you know.
07:39I'm not going to steal a car, Chuck.
07:41Well.
07:41Something's going really wrong
07:44if I'm in India stealing a car
07:46and I'm getting anally penetrated
07:48with chili powder.
07:49He really wanted to stuff it in.
07:51Oh, he got it in.
07:53He got it in.
07:53Because that's where the,
07:54they know that's where the pain is.
07:55The pain is just not between your cheeks.
07:57But it looked like he just had a pencil
07:59and the pencil,
08:00I don't think the pencil brought
08:01any of the stuff in.
08:04Well, that's what his thinking was.
08:05Yeah, it was.
08:06You hit the ass
08:06and you shove it in with some device.
08:08Everyone knows you got to do that
08:09with your fingers.
08:10I mean, he had a method
08:12the way he was hitting him with it, too.
08:14Oh, yeah.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:18That's what I said.
08:19Like, he,
08:19they called him in.
08:21He's the.
08:22Called the penetrator.
08:23He's the penetrator.
08:25I will do it.
08:27I got here, my green pencil.
08:32You're going to get penetrated.
08:33Because there was about seven people
08:36a part of the whole thing.
08:37There was the butt cheek spreader.
08:38The bender.
08:39The guy who bent him.
08:40The spreader.
08:42Yeah, the holder.
08:43The penetrator.
08:43And then the chili guy.
08:45Yeah.
08:45Who was like,
08:46the spicer, I guess you'd call him.
08:47The guy recording it on his phone.
08:49A lot of people involved.
08:51Yeah.
08:51All going to jail.
08:52No, I don't know.
08:53I don't think so.
08:54That's just.
08:54Yeah, they're just allowed.
08:55Andy and Justice.
08:56Yeah, you're allowed.
08:58Is that talking about it here?
08:59I don't know.
08:59He's like,
09:00of course he plunged a pencil
09:03into his bung.
09:04If someone steals from you,
09:05you'll put a chili powder
09:07right to their b-hole.
09:09I feel like it didn't even hurt the guy
09:11other than just knowing
09:12that you were penetrating.
09:13He was bawling.
09:14What are you talking about?
09:15When they went to his,
09:16look at his face.
09:18I mean, I'd be.
09:18He's just kind of.
09:19Yeah, exactly.
09:20I don't think,
09:21like I'd want you to be more in pain.
09:23I'd be crying
09:24if they just pulled my pants down
09:26and had me like that.
09:27It's humiliating enough.
09:28Well, sure, yeah.
09:29Even without the chili powder.
09:29Wouldn't it burn, though, so much?
09:30He'd be jumping around?
09:32That's what he did.
09:32Unless it'd just burn right through it
09:34and he doesn't feel it.
09:34Well, this is a man
09:35who's probably had lots of hot things
09:36fly out of his ass, right?
09:37Well, that's true.
09:39Right, but.
09:39Yeah.
09:41He's like,
09:41that's the third chili powdering
09:42this week, probably.
09:44They should have got
09:44one of those drinks
09:45from the back
09:47and put all the powder
09:48into the drink
09:49and then, oh, pfff.
09:50Yeah, put it in there.
09:52Yeah, that's what he should have done.
09:53Let's hope you don't advise them.
09:56I know, he's had a couple
09:57of torture moments here.
09:58He really has some things
09:59in his head about this.
10:01Up there in that nogginus.
10:01Yes.
10:02Some people are just born
10:04to do something.
10:05I mean, that technique
10:06that guy had
10:06was technically a dry rub,
10:08I think, with that chili powder.
10:09Yeah, it was kind of
10:09like a rump roast.
10:11You know, it did look.
10:13I've had some pieces of turkey.
10:15Spread the turkey apart,
10:15get it in there.
10:16It looked surprisingly like that.
10:18I felt like smoking that guy.
10:21Seeing how delicious he was.
10:23A little rump.
10:24Yeah.
10:24Yikes.
10:25No, that looked absolutely horrible.
10:28Well, I just can't imagine
10:29being penciled by a man in a crowd.
10:33Well, as the guy was like...
10:36He was aggressive with it.
10:37Chili penciled by a man.
10:38Yeah, yeah.
10:39Chili penciled.
10:40Even if there was no chili.
10:42Yeah, you're right.
10:43I hate to be penciled.
10:45Someone said,
10:46you guys have to share the video
10:47because I'm already in trouble
10:49for looking up chili pepper
10:50in guy's ass.
10:50You want to go to Twitter
10:55or axe.com slash Dave and Chuck.
10:58You can go see it there.
11:01This is a chili ass.
11:06Chili pepper in ass.
11:08Oh, wow.
11:09There you go.
11:10Not safe for work.
11:12Yep.
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