Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Florida who was arrested for assaulting a man with a can of baked beans and a hard-boiled egg. And, because of her mugshot, they play 'How un-hot is she?!?'
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00:00uh-oh
00:07another bitch is tripping
00:09this
00:11is the
00:13how unhot
00:14is she
00:15now remember this works
00:17the higher the number
00:20the uglier she is
00:22so if she's a 10
00:23that's a 10 of ugly
00:25if she's a 2 she's actually pretty
00:27okay she's not ugly
00:29she's a 2 she's doable
00:31yes
00:32in St. Petersburg Florida
00:34but she's still ugly
00:35yes
00:35St. Petersburg police arrested a woman
00:39yes
00:40after she allegedly threw a can of beans
00:43at an old guy
00:44it's a tough weapon to choose
00:46just imagine you have to have a can of beans on you
00:49police say that
00:51Lynn
00:52bit an Ateas
00:55who's 54
00:56got into an argument with this old guy
01:00on the sidewalk
01:01just on a random sidewalk
01:04huh
01:05which escalated when she threw a can of beans
01:08at the old guy's back
01:09sidewalk beans
01:10think about it
01:12she then threw
01:13a half eaten can of beans
01:16at him
01:17covering him in bean liquid
01:19she's been real mad to use her extra beans
01:22oh man
01:22she also threw a hard boiled egg at him
01:26oh is there no worse
01:27there's no worse
01:28beans and eggs
01:30this is
01:30I don't know how gross you can make a woman
01:33to me
01:34but that's as gross as it can usually get
01:37when she shows up with a super soaker full of mayonnaise
01:40a sidewalk woman with beans and eggs
01:42oh my god
01:43sidewalk egg
01:45sidewalk beans
01:46you guys have to try and figure out
01:48how unhaunt is she
01:50again
01:5110 being
01:52the ugliest
01:53okay
01:54so
01:5410
01:55will she be a 10
01:57of ugly
01:58the 10 of ugliness
01:59like this is the
02:00one of the ugliest women you've ever seen in your life
02:02if you give her a 10
02:03yes I understand
02:04okay
02:04so I almost
02:05I almost feel like it's
02:06it's hard to be a 10
02:08so I'm gonna go with
02:10a 9
02:10ooh
02:11I think she is
02:12close to one of the ugliest women you've ever seen
02:15she has a hard boiled egg
02:17and a half eaten can of street beans
02:19she's a 9 Dave
02:22okay
02:22alright
02:23Andy
02:23see I was like gonna say that
02:25she's probably maybe like a 6 of ugly
02:27yeah
02:28that's a safer bet
02:29but I
02:30then it was the extra can of beans that
02:32bumped it up
02:32oh I can't
02:33I don't know
02:34I think
02:35this is bold
02:36I think I'd rather a lady peed on me
02:38on the street
02:40a street woman
02:40than attack me with beans
02:42homeless urine
02:42no
02:43yeah
02:43I'll take your beans
02:44I can take that off
02:45I'm not gonna get anything from the beans
02:47besides
02:48beans
02:48I'm just saying how
02:51pee over beans
02:52this is how grossed out I am
02:54about a strange person's hard boiled egg
02:57you'd rather they urinate upon you
02:59oh I can't
02:59oh man
03:00well I know
03:01I have a hard boiled egg
03:02I stay away from it Lisa
03:03so
03:04should I grab it and throw it at him Lisa
03:06if I ever get mad at you
03:07I know where to go
03:08I'm telling you
03:09I've walked by and I've seen it down
03:11sitting on your desk
03:12and I'm like
03:12shudder from it
03:14Lisa next time he gets you mad
03:16you give me the signal
03:17yeah
03:17I will get you that egg
03:18that's true
03:19let's find out
03:20and you can too
03:21by going to
03:22DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com
03:23how unhot is she
03:24you ready
03:25yes
03:26there we are
03:27I'm right
03:28oh my god
03:29that dude is ugly
03:30oh my god
03:31that looks like a photo shot
03:32Lisa am I right
03:34it's like they put a lady's hair
03:36on a man's face
03:37it's like they merged Fabio
03:39and Dog the Bounty Hunter
03:40okay
03:40that's not homeless hair though
03:42that's not homeless hair
03:44you're right
03:45how is it that luxurious
03:46that is luxurious hair
03:48on the ugliest face
03:49you've ever seen
03:50that's why she can only afford beans
03:51she spends all her money
03:52on shampoo
03:52what
03:53she looks like Jack Palance
03:55it takes a lot
03:56to make Lisa speechless
03:58oh yes
03:59the hair is kind of luxurious
04:00it is
04:01it's clean
04:02it is clean
04:03and done lease
04:04she's like styled that
04:07and washed it
04:08very recently
04:09so she's not homeless
04:11there's no way she's homeless
04:12how does she have
04:13a half can of three beans
04:15so is she just
04:15in the sun
04:16from age 12
04:18to whatever she is
04:19does she take beans
04:20to the beach
04:21no one does
04:22no one does
04:23she looks like
04:23beans at a beach
04:24hot beans
04:25have you ever seen it
04:27and a spoiled egg
04:27oh my god
04:28this is exactly
04:29what I thought
04:30that's the secret
04:31to her hair
04:32is eggs and beans
04:33well
04:33I mean it's not bad
04:35for you
04:36yeah
04:36food choices
04:37that's
04:38their diet
04:39made her hair that good
04:40what about her face
04:41the hair's taking
04:43all the nutrients
04:43because she looks like
04:44like a drunk uncle
04:45I'm trying to
04:47figure out
04:47who she looks like
04:48it is like a man
04:49she does
04:49like a man
04:50no she looks like
04:51an actor right
04:52yeah
04:53like there is someone
04:54I thought it was
04:54Jack Palance
04:55who was trying to
04:56take just the hair off
04:57to see
04:58what face I get
04:59no you know what
05:00there's an actor
05:01he's an older man
05:02and I think
05:03she has a stash
05:04hold on
05:05he's an older man
05:06I see his face
05:08he reminds me
05:09of the guy
05:10she reminds me
05:11of the guy
05:11from No Country
05:12for Old Men
05:12too
05:12Tommy Lee Jones
05:16she does have
05:17kind of
05:18oh my god
05:18Tommy Lee Jones
05:19there's an old guy
05:23there's an older guy
05:25actor
05:26oh my goodness
05:28Clint Eastwood
05:29it's not
05:30he's not
05:31necessarily
05:32super famous
05:33but if you guys
05:33all saw him
05:34you'd be like
05:34oh him
05:35oh damn
05:36I don't know
05:37anyone's name
05:37people are saying
05:37it's a wig
05:38it's not a wig
05:38that's her hair
05:39that's her hair
05:41ladies
05:42Columbo
05:43she's got the face
05:44of Columbo
05:45no
05:45he does
05:46no
05:47Columbo's better looking
05:48I can't
05:49I'm from the 70s
05:50I can't remember
05:52what movie
05:54the old guy
05:54was in
05:55Columbo
05:55again
05:57Columbo
05:57is better looking
05:58than her
05:59oh god
06:00headline
06:01woman arrested
06:01if she covers
06:02man in eggs
06:03and beans
06:04and then
06:04Chuck Swords
06:05nightmare
06:06my god
06:07I'm gonna have
06:07a dream about it
06:09please
06:09stop putting it
06:10in that way
06:11man
06:12covered
06:13soaked
06:14in bean juice
06:15and other
06:16person's bean juice
06:18I don't want to be
06:18covered in that
06:19what kind of beans
06:19was it
06:20it has to be
06:21it has to be
06:22yeah baked beans
06:23go see for yourself
06:24and if you've got
06:25any suggestions
06:26you can always
06:26send us an email
06:27and we can put it
06:28together
06:28but you will not
06:29believe
06:30I mean
06:31it was
06:32worse than I thought
06:34can I tell you
06:35a 10 was closer
06:36I was gonna
06:36I was gonna say
06:37this person
06:39may be
06:40a 10
06:41on the ugly
06:43on the ugly scale
06:45of 10 being
06:46the ugliest
06:46but can you
06:47even with her
06:48nice hair
06:49can you
06:49give her
06:49a 10
06:49that's one point
06:52that gives her
06:53at least a point
06:54you're right
06:54there is no
06:55she's got
06:55beautiful hair
06:56oh it's beautiful
07:01it's beautiful hair
07:02it's clean and styled
07:04I would've rubbed my
07:04fingers through that
07:05I think the secret
07:06is in the beans
07:07we're gonna
07:10we're gonna bust
07:11Lisa
07:11she's like
07:12putting beans
07:12on her hair
07:13steady diet
07:15of beans
07:15and eggs
07:16and your hair
07:16will be
07:17it looks
07:17luxurious
07:18beautiful
07:19it might be
07:19the eggs
07:20and good
07:21beans are beans
07:22good for your hair
07:23I don't
07:23that's a question
07:24I can't answer
07:25right now
07:25oh man
07:26but
07:26you gotta go
07:28check it out
07:28for yourself
07:28at
07:29daveandcheckthefreak.com