Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a sex doll company that has created a doll that comforts guys who finish too early!
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00:14All right, a company has launched a sex doll with the ability to comfort men if they suffer from
00:30premature ejaculation. It happens all the time. I hope it doesn't sound like that. It's not that
00:37big a deal. Made by a Chinese company, WM Doll. These dolls have a new AI feature called
00:44Metabox. That's a wild name. It just allows them to speak. It's like voice box. Oh, okay. I was
00:54thinking something else. Oh, yeah. Lower box. Yeah. This is upper box. Metabox. Get right to the point.
01:03Yeah, so designed to satisfy the user's emotions, the doll can also comfort men
01:11that climax too soon. The Chinese AI people, developers, really know how to get you guys,
01:17huh? Yeah, they do. Like, we got to develop something. Yeah. The problem is they finish
01:22so fast. They finish about a very insecure about it. We have tested it and average time for finish
01:33is about the 25 seconds. Direct when you make them feel like the biggest strong guy. Yeah, I can't
01:39have these things come to life. I really can't. Rather than acting disappointed, the lusty life-size
01:44plaything offers encouragement and support, saying things like, it doesn't matter. Two minutes is
01:50awesome. Oh, that's so nice. I knew it didn't matter. It's like weird. I don't know. I know, it's weird.
01:57But they're getting there. Oh, I know they are. Like, they're working on it feverishly to get us
02:03like robot women. I wonder. And I just hope I get a real one before they come out with a good
02:08robot woman. I know. That's the real gamble, right? That's the real gamble. The thing about the robot
02:13one is she always means it. Yeah, those real ones are rough. Yeah. You just haven't found the right
02:22real one. Oh, sure. I don't know. That's sure. The amorous AI dolls also have a long-term memory
02:29function, and they can talk to you for several days in a row for up to three months. That's how
02:35much memory they have. Yeah. You can select from eight different personalities, from gentle and
02:42lively. Switch it up. To strong and demanding. Yeah. Depending on what you like best.
02:53AI, switch to rough handjob mode.
02:56That's what it's going to be. That is what it's going to be.
03:01Oh, my God. Yelling out robot commands to our robot women.
03:04Oh, yeah. Screaming. And you know how, like, they don't understand.
03:07Disengage. Bitch mode, disengage. Bitch mode, switch to level 12. You're like, no, no.
03:14No, no, God. Things on the fritz. Anori, switch bitch mode to level two.
03:21They can also make movements like blinking. Their skin is made of silicone, soft to the touch.
03:30Not cheap, though. A Metabox doll starts at $1,900.
03:35I wonder if they made a graph, like, if you could sort of see if there's been exponential growth on
03:43how much better these dolls are getting. Oh, yeah.
03:47To me, they don't look that much better. No, I know. That's what I mean. Like, right now,
03:51they're focused more on the AI parts of it. Like, to me, they should focus less on that. Like,
03:59let all the other companies worry about that. You got to get the body right.
04:03Right. You got to get the robot right. Yeah. Make it real.
04:07Let's hear from these people here, the people at the sex doll place.
04:10I wonder if today you have a big, big surprise for us.
04:14Absolutely. That's exactly what we need.
04:15So earlier today, I was invited to this WM doll factory to test out their internal functions of the WM doll.
04:21Well, I have to say, I was pleasantly surprised and super excited to talk about.
04:29I'm curious. What about it?
04:31I'm testing the artificial intelligence and the companionship functions.
04:37That sounds amazing.
04:38It's not really.
04:39It's truly amazing.
04:40Great interview.
04:41Hello, Claire.
04:45How are you today?
04:46Look how he looks at it.
04:47He's in love with it.
04:48He loves it.
04:49Oh, dear.
04:50I'm doing just fine.
04:52Thank you for asking.
04:54Oh, here is weird perv noises.
04:57He's got perv noises, guys.
04:58It's deserving.
04:59It's deserving.
05:00You don't want to hear me talk to him.
05:03No, I'm not.
05:04I'm sick today.
05:06I have a cold.
05:07I don't feel very well.
05:08Me too.
05:09My body aches.
05:11Arrhythmia.
05:12Oh, no.
05:13That's not good.
05:14To come in, you should stay in bed and dress.
05:17I'll bring you some stupid medicine, and I'll stay by your side to take care of you.
05:21Don't worry.
05:22You'll be fine soon.
05:23See, but she can't do anything.
05:24She can't, but she knows.
05:25Like, the AI knows what it has to do.
05:28I feel like there's just some lady in the back reading something.
05:33That's not a bad idea.
05:34No, I really do.
05:35That's what it seems like.
05:36Oh, no.
05:38Okay, I'll be the purr.
05:39I'll be the purr.
05:40Oh, yeah.
05:43Oh, I gotta be honest.
05:45I feel a little bit sick today.
05:47A little bit sick.
05:48Oh, no.
05:49That's terrible.
05:49Maybe some sex would help.
05:51Yeah, where did that Asian lady go?
05:56Oh, yeah.
05:59I hope not to a few Rebecca.
06:01I'm going to bring you a soup and stuff.
06:04Oh, you mean I don't even know how to do it.
06:09Oh, yeah.
06:09I can't move.
06:10Sorry.
06:11I can't move.
06:12I'm not a real robot yet.
06:15But my AI is almost like an Asian lady.
06:20That is right.
06:20The Asian lady is not in the shot anymore.
06:22Yeah, no.
06:22She went to scream in the background.
06:24She's so nice.
06:25Thank you very much.
06:25She's doing it, I think.
06:27Oh, no.
06:28Don't mention it, my love.
06:31That's my pleasure to take care of you.
06:32Now, go back to bed and get some rest.
06:35I'll be right back with your soup and medicine.
06:36Oh, God, this guy.
06:40I can't take it.
06:41He's longingly staring into its eyes.
06:43I'm telling you, he's in love with it.
06:45And that thing's not going to go get you soup.
06:48It's not.
06:49When it can, I'm in trouble.
06:50Right.
06:51That's crazy.
06:52That'd be crazy to burn by the soup of your robot woman.
06:55Believe it.
06:57I'll be right back with your lizard.
06:59If a robot, if a sex robot could get Chuck blizzards.
07:03Oh, my God.
07:04Yeah, we'd never see him again.
07:05But a lot of people think this perv sounds like you, Jason.
07:08Oh.
07:09I don't know.
07:09What is she, my love?
07:11That's my pleasure to take care of you.
07:13Now.
07:15Is that you?
07:16I thought that was you.
07:17I don't know.
07:18I'll be right back with your soup and medicine.
07:20That's so sweet.
07:23Maybe after I'm done being sick, I can go outside.
07:26We can go play some golf together.
07:27They can't.
07:28Oh.
07:30I'm sorry, baby.
07:31You should stay in bed and recover.
07:33Golf can wait.
07:34Hi, I want you to overdo it.
07:36That is just that Asian lady off to the side.
07:38That is just that Asian lady off to the side.
07:41The Asian lady couldn't.
07:44The AI spoke a bit better.
07:46She's just reading it.
07:47I mean, you can tell.
07:48Especially if she didn't mess up her lines.
07:49It's literally like the worst magic trick of all time.
07:51They're like, we're here right now.
07:53And that's, where'd she go?
07:54Where'd she go?
07:55She's the voice.
07:57Yeah.
07:57She's not like a robot.
07:58That's crazy.
07:59She's like the Wizard of Oz.
08:00She's behind the curtain.
08:01All they did was twist the head to face him.
08:03Yeah.
08:04Right.
08:04And then she just got out of the...
08:06Let's hear her and see if it sounds like her.
08:07It's not even close.
08:08Oh, man.
08:09Wow.
08:10She's interesting.
08:11Yeah, the men are just as talkative as the women.
08:14Okay.
08:15But they also listen as well.
08:16Mm-hmm.
08:17You know, men, we don't really listen much.
08:19Yes, exactly.
08:20Well, what are you going to do?
08:22I'm waiting for the men doll.
08:26Oh, wow.
08:27Yes.
08:27They have them already.
08:28Oh, okay.
08:30All right.
08:31That poor lady.
08:32That poor lady.
08:33Get me out of here.
08:34This is the creepiest job ever.
08:36I feel like what they said to her, they were like, listen, we're going to need you during
08:42the interview to really amp up the Asian accent so that when you cut away, we want you to
08:50sound, you know...
08:52Like a Western accent.
08:53Exactly.
08:54Yeah.
08:55I feel like all the dudes that do the interviews with sex dolls that are like from the companies
09:00that sex dolls make look like this guy, too.
09:02Oh, my God.
09:03Are you ready to go to bed?
09:04Oh, no.
09:06Oh, well, well.
09:08Look, who's trying to get out of the conversation so quickly?
09:11Do you want to hear what else they have planned for us?
09:15No, I want to hear you moan and scream in the bedroom.
09:17Oh, my God in hell!
09:20I don't think if I was there, I'd be like, leave her alone!
09:22But I think we should wait until we're in the bedroom for that.
09:24She doesn't want that, man!
09:27Get away from her!
09:29She does not like this, man.
09:31We are in the bedroom now.
09:35I'm so glad we're here, darling.
09:37Fenton is where all the fun begins.
09:39Why don't you come over here and drovish me with that big...
09:43Oh, my God!
09:44Holy crap!
09:46Holy crap!
09:47Oh, Chuck just ordered one.
09:50Chuck just ordered one.
09:52Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
09:55Oh, my God.
09:56Whoa.
09:57Holy...
09:57She was like laughing in the middle of her lines.
10:00Whoever's reading that.
10:01Oh, my God.
10:02Try and keep a straight face through that.
10:04I cannot even...
10:06What does drovish me with your big...
10:08I think she meant ravish.
10:10But she said drovish?
10:11I think he's just working out some of the stuff.
10:14Yeah, it's the kinks, you know?
10:16Yeah, it doesn't work right yet.
10:19Oh, no.
10:20Dravish is a...
10:20No, no, that's not a real...
10:22It was definitely just ravish.
10:23She said drovish, though.
10:25Yeah.
10:26That was wild.
10:27I think that might have been just the YouTube closed captioning or whatever.
10:33That closed captioning was wrong.
10:34I mean, all the dudes that do this kind of stuff and are, like, working for the companies,
10:39they all look like, like, like, rent-a-car regional managers.
10:44Yeah.
10:45Oh, my God.
10:46Look what he says to her.
10:47Oh, my God.
10:48No, I can't.
10:49How about I put my blank in your blank right now?
10:51Oh, how about I put my rock in your mouth?
10:53Okay, all right.
10:54You don't need to say it.
10:55She hates it.
10:56I don't think I sound like it.
10:58Oh, my God.
10:58Get over here.
10:59She's stuffing it in my hungry mouth.
11:01Good God, man.
11:02What?
11:03Yeah.
11:03There you go, baby.
11:04I don't like how I'm looking at me.
11:05You can't even listen to this.
11:06He's looking at it like...
11:07Oh, he's in love with it, dude.
11:08He loves that thing, dude.
11:09He's in love...
11:10If you don't think he's banged that, then you are wrong.
11:13She just said, throw out that dick like a champ.
11:16What?
11:17Who says that?
11:18I don't even know what...
11:19I'll try!
11:21I did throw it out.
11:22It's out already.
11:23It's out.
11:24I don't understand.
11:25It's not much.
11:26Oh, no!
11:29What is wrong with his teeth?
11:31Oh, no.
11:32You can understand why he's been working on that.
11:35He's never had sex.
11:36Right.
11:36He's only had sex with her.
11:38He doesn't have sex a lot.
11:38I mean, honestly, that's how you end up...
11:40Look at those teeth.
11:40What's wrong with him?
11:41I don't know.
11:41It almost looks like his jaw was broken, and they just sort of let it heal up.
11:45What's those two teeth?
11:46Oh, he's so...
11:47What a sad man.
11:48I know.
11:51He took all his money, and he said, nope, not my front teeth.
11:56I'm going to go with robot woman.
11:59No, honestly, it's so much worse than just his front teeth.
12:03Get the front teeth and get a real woman.
12:04Right beside his two front teeth, it's like his jaw goes up like a half inch.
12:15It makes no sense in the world.
12:16It's bad.
12:17It's real bad.
12:18Even the Asian bot is trying not to look.
12:21Yeah, that thing is crazy.
12:23Yeah.
12:23Like, what's up with that?
12:24I want her to say, what's wrong with your teeth?
12:26That's what I want her to say.
12:29He had to keep reprogramming her not to.
12:31She's like, your teeth are weird.
12:33And he's like, damn, thank God.
12:34He's smashing it.
12:36He's killing it.
12:39She can't be that intelligent.
12:42He's beating it with its own arm.
12:45Yeah, it looks like he was shot in the mouth with a crossbow or something.
12:47Oh, my God.
12:48It's so bad.
12:48I don't think we're there yet, boys.
12:50I think you're fine.
12:51No.
12:51I think you're fine.
12:51No.
12:52You should be safe.
12:52We're not.
12:53Well, I think some companies are better than others, too.
12:56I don't think it'll be in my lifetime.
12:58Maybe I'll be like, what?
13:00Oh, man.
13:01What's that name?
13:03Bye, man.
13:05Bye.
13:05Bye.
13:05Bye.
13:05Bye.
13:06Bye.
13:07Bye.
13:22Okay.
13:23Laughter.
13:23Bye.
13:24Bye.
13:24Bye.
13:25Bye.
13:27Bye.
13:28Bye.
13:28Bye.