The Irish Supreme Court rules that Subway's bread isn't bread and Bono is upset
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00:00hey listen it's it's friday and if you guys are hungry i got some suggestions let me put on my
00:07chef's hat let's do it i am the connoisseur it's time for the connoisseur the friday edition always
00:11the best edition because he gives you all the tips on what you should eat over the weekend yes
00:16hey this is really uh out of left field but ireland's supreme court has ruled that the bread
00:26sold at subway contains so much sugar that it cannot legally be defined as bread come on
00:34this was the supreme court this was trending worldwide yesterday this news yes so the bread
00:40that subway sells their their subway bread is as like almost like a dessert yeah there's so much
00:47sugar in it they can't define it as bread i was wondering if part of the problem here and i i'm
00:53considering it a problem is that europeans are bread snobs french take the bread really seriously
00:59i think the irish do as well and they look at a as subway as inferior in their eyes what i don't know
01:05is why how this landed on the supreme court's yeah docket in the first place i have no idea well
01:12they've been having the bread riots oh okay you know the the bread riots over sugared bread i think
01:17you too is writing a song about it to be honest yeah it's like sunday bloody sunday but a little bit
01:22different in all about bread this is a song about bread yeah sweet bread sucks yeah wow this song is
01:29called hoagie
01:30uh the judge if you put too much sugar in your bread
01:43oh god
01:52so it looks like just for uh a reference like you mentioned primo hoagies so they're in the
02:05nutritional fact that i have here is the entire hoagies that would include everything that's in
02:09it but uh so i'm not just the bread so but you can't find it just about the bread but the sugar content in
02:17most of their hoagies it ranges from four to seven so and that's the entire hoagie so if this if
02:24subway's bread is 10 in just the just the bread it is more yeah okay all right so what about going
02:31to sleep tonight in africa never having the joy of tasting pumpernickel can we let this go on
02:38soda bread or sourdough
02:49soda bread's good that's a good irish treat right there
02:53thank you yeah yeah well i don't know i only have it on saint paddy's day my sister makes it
02:58i've always thought of it as being uh irish as well soda bread but what about brioche right that's
03:03like what about brioche yes their children around the world tonight are having to eat their own
03:08fecal matter i just made that up i don't know if that's a fact focaccia how about that it stands
03:17for fecal matter yeah yeah focaccia is great i just had to go focaccia but brioche is like just
03:24classically it's a sweet bread it's it's meant to have a sweet little sweet little ass to it no
03:30what i don't know uh yeah i don't know yes there are breads that are sweeter hawaiian rolls
03:38they have tremendously sweet and to me that's that's fine i had no idea i would never have
03:45considered a subway the subway bread sweet tasting yeah i know either case case i'm looking up a
03:51brioche bun and it has uh eight grams of sugar okay all right so still under 10 yeah 10 yeah five
03:58grams six grams oh no i'm sorry 10 percent not grams that's what uh that's what this is okay so
04:04it's different steve subway bloody subway subway subway subway bready something subway subway
04:11bready subway that would be a song about lunch but it's about something bigger than that
04:19it's about sweet rolls to get it subway subway bready subway
04:25the judges decree you know they put sugar in this in the oil that they use for mcdonald's french fries
04:46mcdonald's french fries are loaded with sugar absolutely a ton of it and i love it uh i love
04:52those fries preston they're they're considered the best uh once again i saw a uh a survey that was
05:00done and yes mcdonald's fries came out on on top bono so just thought i'd share you are correct
05:05hey uh so the judges decreed that the sandwich shop bread is actually confectionary or fancy baked
05:12good so fancy uh because of the 10 uh it has over 10 sugar content we're working class you don't have
05:19time for your fancy sugars and your fancy breads in order to be considered bread as a staple food the
05:24sugar content would have to be less than two percent of the bread's weight so that's how they work it out
05:30but that was a big deal apparently they made it all the way to their supreme court their supreme court in
05:35ireland wow