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00:00nipple piercing never not piercing in general never has appeared to me appealed to me i've
00:07never had a pierced ear nothing nose here's both nipples pierced right i think he does yeah i didn't
00:13know that yeah yeah wow i have five in my ears do you really still yeah well i mean i got five
00:20nipples i got three nipples in the left ear two nipples in the right ear right um but uh yeah i
00:26mean i i can stick earrings through them right now if i didn't know that yeah it just it didn't look
00:31right i tried i was an old radio and you know every time i looked in the mirror i just i don't look
00:37like an earring guy yeah i have my nipple pierced no shut up are you kidding miss needle phobic how long
00:46have we known you
00:47she was smiling when i brought this up she looked at me holding up her hand meaning i have something
01:03to say and you had this bizarre look on your face wow oh my god steve is so perplexed no this makes
01:13sense though because sometimes i'll see kathy walking around and she'll have a kettlebell suspended
01:17from her crotch and i'm like what's that okay so attached to and she has another piercing let's
01:24unpack this here for a moment okay so i can explain number one you're definitely afraid of needles
01:31anything that has to do with that number two you're so pristine when it comes to anything
01:36she has a perfect vagina to do well but by pristine i mean uh what's tattoos like uh yeah
01:42unblemished and also no uh no touching any no any even remotely sexual areas naughty areas of the
01:51body well he's been scarred by your mother let me sit down i know sit down and i'll tell you this
01:56there's gotta be a catch here fan him please there's a catch here there's gotta be a catch
02:03all right how long ago uh okay so last week no let me think about this okay i think it was
02:10it was call yeah i was in college it had to be somebody had to have been kidnapped and like this
02:15was the only way to get them released well i was trying to think if it was after college but but it
02:19wasn't like a spring break thing uh no so it was in college uh i had a very good friend from high
02:25school uh turned stripper turned she was getting things pierced okay um and so i and by the way she
02:32hid from me that she was a stripper for a long time so i didn't know she was a stripper but she was
02:36uh anyway so she was going to get something pierced now i grew up my mom always taught me
02:42do not get a tattoo in 10 years you're not gonna like it you're gonna pick something today and
02:47you're never gonna like it and so that stuck with me what she was okay with now i don't think she knew
02:52i got my nipple pierced but what she was okay with was piercings because you could always take
02:55them out right so yeah so i had piercings all the way up my ear you know cartilage all of that
03:01yeah i had my belly button pierced and i didn't know that either so at this point then there was
03:06like well what else do i get pierced my my friend was going to get a piercing i forget which she was
03:11getting her nose done i didn't want to get my nose done uh because i you know i have terrible allergies
03:16i'm like that thing's gonna go flying when i blow my nose so uh we were just there and she was like
03:21just do it just do it so she basically convinced me and i was like i don't know i don't know if i
03:26can do this um so i was it a dude who did it it was a guy who did it um we went to like a place in
03:32we were in new hope so it was like a piercing place it wasn't like some corner store i felt
03:37comfortable it was very like uh you know doctor-esque the room was set up um so i did it i got my
03:44nipple pierced you were drinking beers my no listen it was terrible it was an awful awful experience
03:50my body rejected it it never like healed ever it was like a massive infection wow yeah and my
03:58boyfriend at the time was fine he was finally like what are you doing just take it out it's not gonna
04:04because i thought i went through all of this like i had a needle go through my nipple like help me here
04:10i i so i didn't want to take it out because i went through all of that it was terrible it was
04:16terrible pain when he did it afterwards like it was awful so i did not have it very long and i ended
04:23up taking it out was it was the intention to get both of them done initially and then you stopped
04:27after one day just one i was just getting one you seem more like a completist see what what happened
04:32it was a ring it was a ring yeah it was a ring and but i mean it was it was terrible it was so bad it
04:41was so infected i had to put like a gauze pad in my bra because it was infected and no it was
04:47disgusting it was awful yeah so so that's horrible that's disgusting i have to imagine did you at least
04:54become woozy during any of these piercings when you're as needle phobic as you are so the thing with
04:59needles and me is if i can't look at it that's every time i have passed out because of it i have
05:05i watched it so i watched jace getting stitches i watched the needle go through his chin i saw
05:11the skin pull right and i was like that was it i was out so each time it was i was watching it so
05:17this obviously i didn't watch i closed my eyes turned my head held my stripper friend's hand
05:23and nipple out put my nipple out and there was it and did do you do you have scarring to this day
05:28so yes there's like a tiny you wouldn't know here i'll show you come on let us decide so we'll try
05:35to pick the one out when you see you wouldn't know it it is a tiny little like spot yes i can see it
05:42it's on one side but if you like if you guys were sucking on my nipples you would never you know
05:46well leave it to kathy to make a story like that unsexy
05:53wow i don't know it was pretty sexy it started off sexy and then the infection and the gauze
06:00yes how many days or weeks did it last um it was in a couple of weeks like i like i said i tried i and
06:06i was you know i went back to the guy he was like here gave me you know cleaning and this and that and
06:11whatever and it just like literally my body was rejecting it is that why your nipple uh whistles
06:16now and then hey like did your mom find out about this right now as well probably yeah i think she
06:23probably found out she's on the roof ready to swan dive into the parking lot so how long total do
06:28you think you actually had it in nick probably like maybe like a month or something and it just
06:32was not getting better and always painful all the time it was so painful the entire time it never
06:38healed it was always painful with did removing it hurt or was it really no hurt and i remember too i
06:44was in the bathroom uh at my boyfriend's house in college you know it's so bad no you know like
06:50college bathrooms it was disgusting it was so gross and i was up there with my friend and
06:54she was like that's it we're taking it out and we just yeah we because remember the um the old
07:00pierce or what they used to use i don't want to know what they use now but it had little balls on
07:04the end so you had to screw the the ball off so that you could take the the um hoop off so it was
07:10like the whole thing was just it was awful god um all right so the actual act of having it pierced
07:17because i i don't i couldn't do it it just seems like it would be so it was awful it was so painful
07:24what did they use like ice people who people who say like oh no it wasn't that bad no it was bad it's
07:30one of the more sensitive spots on your body yeah i mean you know yeah everything yeah so sensitive
07:35um and listen here's the thing oh god here's more here's more info uh my vaginal piercing no no no i
07:42never did that but i don't have very well i can't believe what i'm saying i don't have very sensitive
07:48nipples yeah so i thought oh okay i can do this you know what i mean like i'm not like the girls who
07:54are super sensitive and are always nipping through their shirt i've got toughest nipples yeah no not so
07:59much so when when it was happening did they get like browner or or pinker or
08:04somebody says call the guy in new hope he'll be able to answer the question but i will say uh-huh
08:13i well he so uh they would take pictures of all of their piercings and i was like oh hell no
08:19you cannot have a picture of my boob i am floored right now i am too man well we all remember
08:27marissa's tongue piercing yeah when she oh yeah removed that manually at home i used to have the
08:32audio the audio of that getting clipped off now that when you when you initially got that piercing
08:37done marissa that how could that not hurt uh because i was on spring break and it didn't
08:42but did i ever tell you guys a story about when i came home and my mom saw it no so it was easter
08:49dinner um at first i should say as soon as i sat up i like or as soon as i got a pierce i sat up i
08:55went my mom's gonna know i feel my tongue pierce because my tongue just swelled up and i couldn't
09:01eat for a few days so it was easter dinner we're all sitting around the table um like an italian
09:06table so like you know we're talking and laughing like two hours after dinner and at one point i just
09:11opened my my mouth really wide to to laugh at something and the whole table's laughing and my mom
09:18just stops oh daggers and she goes what's that and the entire rest of the table starts cracking up
09:25laughing because they have solid hours ago you know my mom was probably cooking dinner and she
09:29didn't notice so my mom like collects herself for a minute and she goes oh okay all right all right
09:34and starts laughing with it and then she goes well at least i knew about the other one and everybody
09:38laughs more my dad goes wait what other one