She pooped in the bed and that's crossing a line for Casey and Johnny Depp.
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00:00Johnny Depp's testimony in London's High Court on Friday, in court, entered new realms of surreality.
00:10And he's there in a libel case against his son, suing the paper for referring to him as a wife-beater.
00:15But the case has largely devolved into a tell-all about his fraught marriage with Amber Heard.
00:21And listen to this, the latest scoop.
00:22Yeah.
00:23Has Depp dubbing his ex Amber Turd instead of Amber Heard?
00:29You guys heard this?
00:30Yeah, Amber Turd.
00:31No.
00:31After she crapped in his bed.
00:34Oh, my.
00:35One night.
00:36On purpose.
00:37In an alleged prank after a wild birthday party.
00:40You know, Amber Heard's becoming less attractive to me as we move along.
00:44Depp told the court it was one of the most absurd, unexpected statements that I've ever witnessed in my life.
00:51So, yes, initially, I did laugh because it was so strange.
00:56I rolled over and there was a cuckoo.
00:59The son's lawyer.
01:01She'd be cucka in the bed.
01:02The son's lawyer, Sasha Wass, also noted that another nickname he invented was Amber in the Dumps.
01:09Depp called the feces the final straw.
01:12He said, I thought that was an oddly fitting end.
01:15What is that?
01:16What is that in the bed?
01:18You made a duty.
01:19You are filthy.
01:24You made a cuckoo in the bed.
01:27It's weird.
01:29It's not funny.
01:31Even you wouldn't.
01:32Even I wouldn't.
01:33Listen, I was at a party one time where these people thought it would be funny to take a dump in a pizza box and leave it in the bathtub.
01:39And I was like, I don't get it.
01:40I don't understand what's funny about that.
01:42Yeah, I don't, I don't know.
01:45If it wasn't funny for Abraham Lincoln to do it, it's not funny for you to do it.
01:49No, to me, there's a screw loose when you find that to be, like, funny.
01:54Like, there is a fascination.
01:56What is the fascination with fecal matter?
01:58Is it called corpophilia?
01:59Is that what it is?
01:59Yeah, yeah.
02:00Well, that's like, you know.
02:01A sexual thing.
02:02Using it.
02:02Yeah, you also need two girls in a cup to fulfill that.
02:05But Casey, so that's a line for you.
02:08It's good to know.
02:08And coming from the guy who had to take a dump on the side of the office.
02:11Didn't have to, but did.
02:13No, I did.
02:13It was the, it was, my choices were in my pants or outside.
02:18Right.
02:18That'll be the name of your autobiography.
02:20In my pants or outside.
02:23I still can't believe that happened.
02:25Me neither, Kathy.
02:26Me neither.
02:26Now, also, an audio recording of Depp begging Heard to cut him was also played in court.
02:34And do we have that?
02:35We do.
02:36Okay.
02:36This is incredibly bizarre.
02:39All right, here we go.
02:40Cut me.
02:41I would never cut you.
02:43Cut me.
02:44I would never do that to you.
02:45Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
02:47Don't you, Tony.
02:48Do not do that, Tony.
02:50Please, you're going to.
02:50I want to look at you.
02:51You're going to hurt yourself.
02:52Please, don't.
02:52I want to look at you.
02:53I know you're in pain.
02:54Um, wait, stop.
02:57Please.
02:57There's a way for the pain to go away.
02:59Wow.
02:59Oh, I see.
03:00You can take dookies in the bed and you can't cut me.
03:03Is that how it works?
03:04You can be the poop queen between the sheets, but you won't take a knife to my chest.
03:09They recorded that, huh?
03:10Oh, my.
03:11She did, I guess.
03:12Of course she did.
03:13And I think he's doing it just to intimidate her.
03:16I don't know.
03:17To freak her out.
03:18Yeah, that's what I think it probably is.
03:20You can dump in the sheets and you won't even cut me with the knife.
03:23I can't wait for you.
03:25I let you crap all over the sheets.
03:26You won't just cut your name into my chest.
03:28What kind of relationship do we have?
03:31There's give and take.
03:32Our entanglement.
03:33Yeah.
03:34There's give and take in relationships.
03:36You got to work on it.
03:37You know?
03:38Exactly.
03:38You don't build a relationship that way.
03:41I let you crap in the bed.
03:42You cut me with the knife.
03:43Mm-hmm.
03:44That's the way it was meant to be.
03:46That's insane.
03:47Speaking of cutting, Johnny allegedly.
03:48I had a poop on the knife first and then cut it.
03:50Oh, you used a poop knife?
03:52Yeah.
03:53Right next to the toilet.
03:54Speaking of cutting, Johnny allegedly threatened to cut off Elon Musk's penis after he heard
04:01of her having an affair while they were married.
04:04Cut off his penis.
04:08I will cut off Elon Musk's penis with your poop knife.
04:16Musk has denied having an affair with Herd, but the pair did date for a year after she and Depp had split up.