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  • 4/23/2025
The Bill Weston Story: Soup There It Is

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00:00a little while back I had this idea if we were to cast WMMR the movie who
00:07would play who we went down a list of people and we had people suggest and we
00:12eventually narrowed down the cast of the WMMR movie what celebrities would play
00:16exactly and playing our program director Bill Weston John O'Hurley overwhelming
00:24choice yeah well that's interesting I would I was hoping he'd have higher
00:27standards he is so to understand Bill Weston he is he he is has a bit of your
00:33delivery he is somewhere between Peterman and Ted Knight so yeah right and that
00:39would be right and that would be the deal so so we we figured we'd come up
00:44actually Steve did come up with some lines that that might be indicative of
00:47Bill these are things that he has said in various forms and we're calling this
00:52the Bill Weston story soup there it is he hates soup it's a long story a lot of
00:59this is very inside we have any soap opera music which would uh yes okay perfect
01:04okay if you wouldn't mind give us a couple of Bill Weston lines that'd be
01:07wonderful mm-hmm here we go okay
01:11Preston try to refrain from mentioning on air that you occasionally use band-aids it
01:18makes you sound privileged I just saw the most amazing thing while driving in
01:26today firefighters were collecting donations at various intersections is that
01:33a Jewish thing
01:40so last night I was jarred awake from my slumber by a horrible nightmare both
01:46Preston and Steve were there in the studio sitting on horses and eating soup
01:52what say we file that one under who gives a crap oh that recently widowed
02:05quadruple amputee was a terrible guest she didn't bring the haha perfect and last one
02:15on today's show you had the Pope driving in a go-kart to solve the John
02:21Bonnet Ramsey case and you raised Kurt Cobain from the dead I'd give it a C plus
02:30I couldn't have asked for a pair my god that was absolutely perfect
02:36you