"Peter, you'll be the third leg of the stool."
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00:00I met a guy. Bill party's hard. I met a guy. Let's do some heroism. At our gig the other night who is Bill's neighbor and he told me you should hear Bill at church because Bill is a lector. He's a lector, yes.
00:14And so he speaks at church. Can you imagine being at church? And you hear the other people that are kind of speaking like this and Bill steps up to the microphone.
00:20And then Jesus. I didn't know this. Oh yeah. Said Peter you'll be the third leg of the stool. Yes. The word of the Lord.
00:28The Romans are the low hanging fruit in this scenario. Forgive them father for they know not what they do. David actually slung some fruit instead of a rock. Who had the roast beef? I give this resurrection an A+. Listen in my short amount of time that I was going to a Catholic church my wife is Catholic and the priest initially spoke at such a level and you guys know my hearing.
00:58Oh yeah. I sat there. I'm like what am I even doing here? What is he saying? What is the point of me being here? Honestly. I don't hear anything. You would want a Bill Weston. You'd want someone who projects. Sure. Yeah.
01:10Yeah. It was just a I'm like think the whole time I think this is a waste of time. Listen to me, Preston!
01:16We've got a priest at our parish that performs each Sunday. Oh, it's about him then, huh?
01:22Listen, he's very nice. He shakes everybody's hand afterwards and he's a nice, but it is. I'm going to improve on the word of God.
01:29And you want to be able to hear? You can come to my church, Preston. Okay. Does he do close-up magic as well?
01:34No, but he's interactive. The kids get to come up on. Watch me kick the cap off this month.
01:40Now has Jesus kicked the Canaanites? Steve, he kicks the bottle. He kicks the cap off of the wine.
01:48He snuffs off the candles. That could work, too. Yes. That could work, too. I mean, who wouldn't find that entertaining?
01:54Kicking a few Eucharists into the mouth. Watch this. All that Eucharist talked about just so.