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00:00So, according to a new survey presented by the Water Quality and Health Council, 51% of Americans reported using a swimming pool as a communal bathtub, using the pool as an alternative to showering or rinsing off after engaging in exercise, yard work, or whatever it may be, even though 64% of Americans know that pool chemicals don't eliminate the need to shower, people continue to do it anyway.
00:25By the way, the survey comes as experts from the Council, the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, and, which I didn't know existed, the Pool and Hot Tub Alliance.
00:36Oh, that's great. That's what Darth Vader faces off in the second movie.
00:40Work to educate the public on healthy and safe swimming.
00:43We shall crush the Pool Alliance.
00:47Yes, my name is Mortimer Sanchez, and I'm with the Pool Alliance.
00:51And we think you're a bad leader.
00:53The survey also revealed that 24% of Americans would go into a pool within one hour of having diarrhea.
01:04See, now listen, that's why public pools are just not my thing.
01:11I spent all day on the toilet. You know what I need to do? I need to take a swim.
01:16Get some of that residual out.
01:18To check the chlorine and pH levels for a personal public pool, the Council is offering free pool test kits through its 15th annual Healthy Pools Campaign on its website.
01:28This is the Alliance.
01:29This is the Pool and Hot Tub Alliance.
01:31Did you mention in this story, Preston, uh, particular, uh, sunblocks affecting-
01:37I didn't mention this, okay.
01:38You may go into the pool now.
01:39This is the finest pool you'll ever swim in.
01:49Uh, what were you saying, Nick?
01:51Sunscreens?
01:52Yeah, the reason that I bring it up is that I went, um, I went, uh, on a snookle-
01:56Snookle?
01:57Snorkel?
01:59Not a scuba.
02:00Snookle's good, though.
02:01Or a snorkel.
02:01But a snookle.
02:03It's the latest craze that's sweeping the beaches of America.
02:07Snookling!
02:09Get some Beach Boys, uh, do you know?
02:11Oh, yes!
02:13That'd be great.
02:13Going outside, hanging some-
02:15Hanging tans, snookling all day long.
02:18Serpent USA, please.
02:20Oh, sorry.
02:21I know what the snookle is, if I may suggest.
02:23No?
02:25If everybody had a snookle.
02:28Oh, my God.
02:28Ladies and gentlemen.
02:31Then everybody-
02:32Snookle USA.
02:34Oh.
02:34Like California, yeah.
02:36I'm such an idiot.
02:38All right, anyhow.
02:40Snorkeling!
02:40Oh, yeah.
02:41I went snorkeling, and you weren't allowed to wear-
02:45The steal of a snookle at dawn.
02:47You weren't allowed to wear the sunblock that you brought.
02:50You had to use the sunblock that they provided for you, and it's because the, um, uh, sunblock
02:55that most people wear is pretty damaging to the reef, and I was wondering if that, if it
02:58would be damaging at all to, like, a pool filter or, uh, to the salt water treatment
03:02or whatever, yeah.
03:02These are all good questions, yeah, because some of the chemicals are pretty arch and,
03:07uh, can have that effect.
03:08Yeah, and this is- I've been snookling many times in my life, uh, but this is the first
03:11time ever on a snorkel trip where I had to do this, and you weren't allowed to wear
03:15what you had, what you brought.
03:17So they-
03:17They provided the sunblock?
03:18They provided it for you, yeah.
03:19Do you remember what it was?
03:19What, um, type it was?
03:21I don't.
03:21It was like an industrial vat of stuff.
03:23It was called Reef Killer.
03:24Yes.
03:25Yeah.
03:26Reef Killer sunblock.
03:27Uh, a snookle, by the way, as you're snorkeling, has a second tube that goes up back onto the
03:34beach so that someone could load M&Ms into them so that you can eat.
03:38You're hungry.
03:39Right.
03:39If everybody's at home.
03:41So that's what a snookle is?
03:43A snookle is a second food tube.
03:45Okay, so that you can swim longer.
03:47Everybody wins.
03:48That's great.
03:49They do have Snuba.
03:50Snuba.
03:51Snuba is legit.
03:52I've heard of that, yeah.
03:52Snuba.
03:53Apparently snookle is legit as well.
03:56Are you kidding me?
03:56No, I'm serious.
03:58If you can swim, you can snookle.
04:00Yeah, he's absolutely right.
04:01Snookle offers shallow dives.
04:03Approximately 10 to 40 feet without cumbersome tanks and no diving certification.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:08That looks like Snuba.
04:10It does.
04:10A hose, right?
04:11What they do is, well, yeah, they have a floating tank that stays above the water, and you basically
04:20take the regulator down, and it's a long tube, a long hose that you can breathe in.
04:25We're getting ready to go into a refresher course for Scuba to get set for our vacation,
04:31so I'm looking forward to it.
04:32But I'll ask you about Snookle.
04:33Yeah.
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