A story about poles + little kids = Steve's Michael Jackson.
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00well an 11 year old sandwich boy learned the hard way that I assume it's a town named Sandwich
00:08oh god damn it that's I was making lunch plans already because I've had a few sandwich boys
00:13and that's my kind of me an 11 oh dear god yeah an 11 year old Sanju Kaiser old and then an 11
00:23year old senior old boy sandwich boy yeah you're talking about language learned the hard way that
00:28yes your your tongue will get stuck your tongue will stick to a frozen metal pole Spencer Klein
00:37pump the brakes everybody Spencer Klein and his 12 year old friend Cole Leeper headed to a sled
00:47hill near their home waiting to enjoy the snow from the recent record-setting storm after sledding the
00:53boys came across a pole along a fence what happened next mere the infamous scene from of course a
00:57Christmas story which boys doing in Spencer's case uh there was no dare he has seen the movie
01:03uh but he didn't think that his tongue would actually stick he said I was just tempted to
01:07I've seen the movie a Christmas story which kind of inspired me I double dong dare you
01:10why did why did I you know what I why am I gonna say why it's you know as a kid you you were fascinated
01:22with this concept did you try it at any time when you were a kid no but nobody ever double
01:26dong dare you yeah nobody ever did that uh he approached the pole and asked Cole if he thought
01:32that it would actually stick then Spencer went ahead and did it his his tongue froze to the pole
01:36immediately and of course the fear kicked him right after that uh Spencer said Cole thought that at first
01:41that I was messing with him and I told him no it's really stuck but he at first couldn't understand what
01:46I was saying my wife cannot watch that scene really freaks out the worst one though is from
01:56dumb and dumber and uh Cole as any friend would ran to the nearest house and asked a woman if she had
02:07hot water for his friend's tongue uh she said she didn't have any hot water and I have scotch and I
02:13said well you're gonna have to call an ambulance and who doesn't have hot water just warm water
02:17she's a liar apple work get out of here Isis uh Spencer was able to pull his tongue off by the time
02:24sandwich emergency medical service crews arrived uh he estimated that he was stuck for about seven
02:29minutes you know I was trying to get it off but it wasn't pulling there's so many things here
02:33I guess I'm gonna be activating that Alexa skill
02:37you bet your goddamn ass I will you know for what I'm doing dishes right that's what I listened to
02:48my Alexa uh he said I was being gentle and freaking out uh but um some of my taste buds came off onto
02:56the pole well jesus if so if you're if you're on a pole and your tongue is stuck if you were to go up a
03:04little bit and and try to let the saliva run down yeah would that even would that even assist you're
03:11supposed to spit on your hand yeah yeah spit strings no sometimes you just spit directly on
03:14the pole uh Spencer was treated and released that night his tongue has extended his tongue
03:19I've done it wait I've seen it why I've spit on many poles
03:24you numb skull you gotta spit on the pole his tongue is expected to recover fully uh in the end Spencer said
03:32that he learned his lesson and he hopes that no other kids try the same stunt all right and we'll
03:36just uh we'll wrap we're gonna wrap it up there that's what I'm gonna do and that is what I have
03:40for you in the bizarre pile
03:42you
03:44you
03:46you
03:50you
03:52you