A New Mexico man received what lawyers are calling the largest medical malpractice payout in history. A jury decided this week that he will receive more than $400 million in damages for botched penile injections.
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00:00if you had penile injections go wrong how much is that worth in a court of law do you think
00:17i guess it all depends like what how what how bad did it go wrong dave irreversible damage
00:24was a half a billion that's fair you're uh pretty much right yeah oh really a new mexico man
00:33is going to receive 400 million oh my god it's the biggest medical malpractice payout
00:41here's a quick update on the story before we talk about it more uh from krqe tv a new mexico man won
00:49what law lawyers are calling the largest medical malpractice payout in history newmail medical
00:55center on wyoming and paseo will be required to pay that man more than 400 million dollars in damages
01:02over botched penile injections the plaintiff's lawyer says the clinic misdiagnosed him
01:07and gave him an unnecessary treatment resulting in irreversible damage he argued this is a common
01:13practice practice by this company this corporate scheme manipulates and uses fear as a tactic to convince
01:22these men to do this in a statement new medical told us that they quote disagree with the verdict
01:28and intend to pursue all available legal remedies including appeal according to the lawsuit this guy
01:34in his seventies oh man i mean sought treatment a couple of years ago shoot me up the clinic misdiagnosed
01:42him and unnecessarily treated him with invasive erectile dysfunction shots causing irreversible
01:50damage i barely need the thing right now i mean at 70 uh a lot of people would like to stay sexually
01:57active into their later years i'd rather get that 413 million i just struck a chord with the jury it was
02:05just a man trying to stay hard that's it okay i'm totally serious here 412 million
02:14or sex i'm 70 412 million yeah that's okay but right now at this age it's close dude it's close
02:22412 million but no sex ever again it's close dude 412 million pretty close or no sex sex
02:31yeah you're still young you guys are still young i'd be miserable like even with the millions like
02:36you're not as miserable as you think
02:40you find other things to do i found plenty of stuff to do old celibate man on the mountaintop
02:44yeah that's not bad it's not the worst thing that's not the worst thing there's a lot less drama in my
02:52life yeah so you learn more about this jason yeah just reading other news stories what did they say
03:00so he didn't even want the treatment like he was in there for like testosterone or something and the
03:06guy suggested like you could do this so he had to do it at home the injections oh so he couldn't
03:12figure it out so the guy did it for him but he also had to do uh testosterone pellet implants in
03:18his ass oh yeah what is that oh wow i don't know i don't know i've heard that women will do that
03:25or when they get older for their men's drive oh they will do it women will do it yeah
03:32damn pellets yeah they are inserted under your skin in the ass area and solely release testosterone
03:37into your body body into your buddy yeah that's what you do you get to go to your buddy oh my goodness
03:43it's not the best sometimes they can go wrong it looks well it looks like you can have a reaction to
03:48it and then what else that man's got brown well the physician said his penis is dead yes it's
03:55smaller than it was yeah it's just a lump of scar tissue and it doesn't work in any shape or form
04:02i can't believe they would do they'd send you home and have you do injections in there yourself like
04:08here you go good luck good luck but then he had to come back because how do you do this i mean that's
04:13never heard of such a thing i just know the lawyer just had to read the two sentences that jason
04:17said and uh see your wiener is dead and it's smaller than before yeah like they were like
04:22well that's 350 million now it's also just a lump of scar tissue oh great yeah they say uh here's
04:29what you do chuck if you ever have to do this rest your penis against your inner thigh oh that's not
04:34gonna reach and pull it gently toward your knee oh towards my knee hold the syringe between your thumb
04:40and fingers like you're holding a pen insert the needle at a 90 degree angle to the shaft move your
04:47thumb to the plunger yeah plunge away so they're giving you like an old school syringe it's not like
04:54uh one of those pens the pens make it so easy the you do to what they did to captain america to your
05:01wiener that's it like but every time it was just one and done for him but like every time you want
05:06to be captain america every time he is captain america for the night i guess then you have to
05:13apply pressure to the injection site for a few minutes to prevent swelling and bruising but that
05:18also helps spread the medicine in your wang so he's probably then you stand up that helps your erection
05:23develop stand your penis should become firm within 10 to 20 minutes here we go
05:35hardening up
05:38look at it go
05:41oh no man give me that money i don't need this
05:46i'm not doing i'll tell you this right now if this guy down here becomes this much of a problem
05:51he's done i'm like i'm not i don't i'm giving up like i'm not doing all this but if you give up
05:57i give up that i give up i disagree i think if you had that viable sex options you wouldn't give up
06:04i got plenty of viable sex options listen i hope i don't get there but if i ever have to inject myself
06:08to get hard i'd do it oh no not me you wouldn't do it no honestly no it's that especially at 70.
06:15wait a second you wouldn't take 412 million but you also wouldn't inject yourself if i had to do
06:21this then i'll take the money yeah like i'd exhaust every other thing right we'd be vibrating that
06:27thing we'd be shooting it full of uh you know all cosmic rays and stuff like that i'd be putting
06:33radiation in on it all that stuff i do all the rest of it but you wouldn't inject it this no you guys
06:39i think you're you're not if you were in that position i think we would think differently i think i
06:44would be like okay fine whatever it takes when the 412 million was in play my guy just worked normal
06:50right so like that's why like that that's easy but if i got to shoot it up then give me the money
06:54and i'm done i'm doing that this guy said uh friend had to do this ended up slipping with the needle and
07:01put it in his penis hole okay put a blindfold on himself yeah i'm like come on
07:18um this lady said i did i dated a guy who had to do this in order to get an erection he would give
07:25himself a shot and he was ready in five minutes otherwise he could not perform yeah no i mean i
07:32get it it's just crazy like a lady's gotta wait for you i'm sorry you know what i have to do i have
07:37to go do my injection it seems like the moment would pass right for most people right it's just
07:45while you're assembling all right i'll just be in the bathroom hold on we've got 10 to 20 minutes
07:52just a man needs us
07:57he put it in his hole i slipped i slipped it went right in the hole oh god it's so bad you still
08:05turned on just wait just wait it's got to stop bleeding wait it's just like captain have you seen
08:11the avengers captain america has a super serum that they inject him with to get his super strength
08:18that's what i'm doing to my penis yeah i play the music when i do it yeah you hear this in the
08:25bathroom you know that means it's time and it's about to get serious what if it didn't play you get
08:32it to play oh i can't get the avengers the avengers team isn't playing hold on i should have got
08:36youtube premium you just wait are you getting uh are you getting any service yeah i can't there's
08:42no wi-fi here i can't uh just hold on lady that vagina is going to be like thanos in just a minute
08:52yeah hold on 15 more minutes oh it said stand up it said stand up oh i gotta stand up oh stand up
09:00stand up boner activate stand up man i'm out no way should be firm in 10 to 20 minutes from now
09:09i just i don't even know how i how do i get a chick to sign up for that you know like hey listen i i know
09:16you want to do it right now but i gotta go stand in the bathroom for 20 minutes this can't be true
09:22right this has got to be someone who's trolling us there are some ed treatments where you have to stick
09:28a pill down your pee hole no no that can't be i don't think so but try it yeah yeah
09:39it's not uh it's not dissolving
09:44i mean i mean if it is a treatment gel i mean yeah but that's different i love that there's a penile
09:51implant called the titan that's what i would get i mean that's what i should call it the time
09:56me the titan oh yeah no no wait they're right there oh there we go you insert a tiny tablet
10:02or pellet into your there you go yep we are wrong it gradually breaks down inside your urethra and
10:07absorbs into your body you know what i can't do stuff that thing
10:15no i mean honestly like the pain of that area that's crazy and then what do you end up just
10:22accidentally getting into when you start shoving stuff in there sounding yeah you go to sound
10:26town you go right to sound town you don't want to go to sound town just some people can't wait
10:31what is that i hear over there what's that town that's sound town oh that's sound town
10:35what is that yeah uh frank's in tampa frank you wanted to chime in on this
10:41yeah so i've been offered penis injections by a doctor before which i declined however i do get
10:48injections that are worse than in the penis i have to get injections in my eyes every month oh man so
10:55uh what do you have the macro degeneration something um no it's it's like a assist something like on my
11:04uh it's something like that it's a little bumper however the injections have been working so
11:10oh my god i almost hit a swarm of freaking vultures okay well done all right we'll let you go
11:15i think that's the first time that's ever been said on our show yeah that is oh my god i almost
11:20hit a swarm of vultures freaking vultures this man's life is crazy it is he's like yeah between
11:27the vultures and the eye injections you know i'm having one hell of a monday don't you hate what
11:31you're running a swarm of vultures he also started off by saying ah doctors have offered to
11:39uh to inject my uh just inject my uh my penis on up i always turn them down but uh i'm just trying
11:46to go to the doctor and get my eyes injected you know whoa look out freaking vultures a whole swarm of
11:53them watch the freak out holy cow guys i gotta let you go
12:00like a hundred of them i don't know what they were doing they're flying though such a specific
12:09bird i know i've never seen a swarm of that mother no there's like three albatross on the side of my
12:16car oh we gotta let you go call you back let you go maybe a condor i'm being attacked by a swarm of
12:24condors they're as big as my car it's actually known as a kettle when a group of vultures is
12:32together there's a kettle of vultures in my way i almost crashed right through a kettle of vultures
12:36guys i gotta go
12:40pretty wild pretty wild i'd love to talk to you about my penis implants and all my eye injections
12:46but there's a kettle of vultures here i just ran over i didn't expect them to say that
12:52now no one very unexpected no one he didn't unexpected right yeah you're right he didn't
12:56expect he didn't know that he was gonna holy trick yeah yeah freaking vultures
13:04i love being that mad at them
13:08ah goodness we wish you the best man hope yeah hope you make it
13:12you're quite a life wherever you're going injections and vulture forms
13:16it says they're terrible too those eyes i thought like the eye injections like you weren't supposed to
13:20feel so now that i know that this guy's going there and like
13:26oh it's horrible no oh you'd have to knock me out you'd have to give me an arm injection so bad
13:32imagine that oh no no no no no no someone said i had to put one of those ed penis pills down my
13:39urethra and it got stuck it would not dissolve oh my god i'd try to recreate like the sandworm or
13:44something to put some sand over it
13:50a thumper yeah thanks everything goes oh well it does it always goes back i wash a lot of it