Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about the future of A.I. when Chuck mentions that his daughter Stella is not happy with Dave right now. It all has to do with an embarrassing video they filmed yesterday after the show.
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00:00A new poll asked people how polite they are when they speak to AI.
00:08Like, do you say please and thank you, or you just ordered that bitch Alexa around?
00:14Two in five people say they think it matters because someday our past behavior towards AI will be taken into account.
00:25So, I was in my car yesterday, and I was getting texts that were coming in, and one of the texts led Stella to make a rude comment about the person who had texted.
00:40Did I text Chuck yesterday? No, I don't think I did.
00:43No, she's very upset with you, by the way.
00:45She's upset with me?
00:46She's very, very upset with you.
00:47What did she do?
00:48I'll let you know. I'll let you know in a minute.
00:50All right, Stacy.
00:50She's very upset with you.
00:53I almost had to call you yesterday.
00:54I don't want to get on Stella's bad side.
00:56It's too late. We already are.
00:58Let's pause our trip to the future here for a second.
01:00Okay, sure.
01:01And focus in on why Chuck's daughter Stella is...
01:04Oh, I mean, we're...
01:06I don't...
01:07Listen, I'm upset about AI.
01:09I'm not worried about her as well.
01:09I'm worried about Stella because she's real, and she's more deadly right now than any kind of room.
01:15What could I have possibly done?
01:18It's what we did yesterday.
01:20It's what did we do yesterday, and think about it, and the life of a teenage girl.
01:28What did we do yesterday?
01:29Something after the show, maybe?
01:30Something after the show, which I was apparently a little bit late getting home, and Stella was upset about, and I said, listen, I had to make a video with Dave.
01:40And she's like, oh, that's cool.
01:42What video did you make?
01:44And I said, oh, it's just a little video for a certain theater chain.
01:50We're going to appear before the movies at a theater chain just welcoming you to the movie.
01:56Stella's eyes got as big as saucers.
02:00She was like, which one?
02:01I said, MJR.
02:04And she was like, oh, my God, you've done it.
02:06She's like, where is Dave?
02:08I said, Dave is, call Dave now.
02:12She didn't believe me.
02:14I was like, oh, God, Stella, I wish I was lying.
02:17I wish I was lying.
02:18Also, like, she's going to go with her friends and her idiot dad.
02:22And that's where she goes.
02:23And his idiot friend is going to be on the screen.
02:26That's where she goes.
02:27And totally embarrass her.
02:29It's the mall one.
02:30I'm not in.
02:31Oh, my God, no.
02:32Can you even imagine at least?
02:33Oh, no.
02:34I never thought of it in that way.
02:35Neither did I when it all came down, when it all came down the pipe and everyone's like, yeah, let's do it.
02:41That's a great idea.
02:43I didn't think about my daughter.
02:45I never thought about my daughter.
02:47Like, and how long are we going to be on there?
02:50Because the other radio guys have been on there and annoying everybody for a long time.
02:55Yeah, we're going to do it for a long time.
02:57Oh, my God.
02:58Yeah.
02:58I never thought of it that way.
02:59I'm trying to get out of it now.
03:01I'm going to try and get out of it.
03:02Just tell Stella to keep her friends in the lobby until they're late.
03:06Can you imagine, though, for a second, going to the theater as a teenager and seeing your dad come up on Before Every Movie with your friends?
03:13I can't.
03:15I'm really upset.
03:17I'm actually like, why did I do this?
03:19Like, why did we do this?
03:21Whose idea was this?
03:22Shouldn't she be so proud of her dad?
03:25No, it's embarrassing.
03:26Dad is on the big screen.
03:27It's not going.
03:28And I'm an a-hole.
03:31And I'm an absolute jackass.
03:32What did you do in the video?
03:33You know what I do?
03:34You know what I do?
03:35Yooking it up.
03:37Yooking it up.
03:41Yooking it up, Lise.
03:42That's what I do, my dumb ass.
03:45That's so bad.
03:45I should have just been.
03:48Enjoy the movie.
03:49Hello.
03:50I'm Stella's dad.
03:51I am Charles Urquhart.
03:52Enjoy the movie.
03:53But no, I'm all over the place.
03:57Oh, God.
03:59Yep.
03:59At least you've statefully glued this time.
04:02There's no nudity, which isn't good.
04:03I never thought about it that way.
04:05I never thought about it that way either.
04:07And obviously, neither did Sales.
04:09Well, they don't care.
04:10And I am going to have to call them today.
04:12It's always a recurring theme in these videos, too, where Chuck's character is the idiot who
04:17doesn't know what's going on, so she has to deal with that.
04:20Yep, I know.
04:21Of course.
04:22You couldn't just sit there and say,
04:23Hey, enjoy the movie.
04:25We had 30 seconds.
04:26What did you guys do?
04:27I had to kill, like, 10 of those seconds.
04:30Chuck thought we were actually in a movie.
04:32And he thought he was acting.
04:35At one point, I did a British accent.
04:39Because he's an actor.
04:41Hello.
04:42Of course.
04:43Yeah, I kind of did.
04:44What's his name?
04:45Yes, he did.
04:46Oh, no.
04:47Glenn Fandango.
04:48I bet you were just like, good, cool.
04:50Oh, Clem, Clem, Clem Fandango.
04:53I did a bit of Clem.
04:54The Clem style.
04:55I just welcome people.
04:56Enjoy the movie, I say.
04:58I'm going to be making a lot of phone calls today.
05:01Right to the video guy.
05:02I went to a lot of movies.
05:04It's the mall one, Lise.
05:06It's the one at the outside mall.
05:08I went to a lot of movies as a teenager.
05:10The outside mall.
05:11That's all I did.
05:12That's what you do.
05:13When you can't drink yet.
05:14And there's that time.
05:15I want to see my dad up on the screen.
05:17The new Hollister's opening up.
05:18Guys, what do we want to do?
05:20Let's go to the movies.
05:21Oh, my God.
05:22How embarrassing.
05:23What a disaster.
05:25I feel like one of those kind of promo things, too, like runs for like 30 years.
05:28I know.
05:29That's what I'm saying.
05:30It does.
05:30That's what it is.
05:31It does.
05:31Yeah.
05:32It will.
05:33It's going to be forever.
05:34Because the other ones, they were up there forever.
05:36They were up there forever.
05:37Forever.
05:38They might even still be up there.
05:39Who knows?
05:39It's just a year.
05:41A year.
05:42Yeah.
05:42Oh, is it really a year?
05:44Oh, and I'm calling them for sure.
05:45I'm getting out of it.
05:46You can't get out of it.
05:47I'm getting out of it.
05:48You can't get out of it.
05:49I'm getting out of it.
05:49It's a done deal.
05:50It's signed on the dotted line.
05:51I'm definitely calling people.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54We got to do it again.
05:55There's going to be a new edit with me sitting there going, yes, I am Chuck the Freak.
05:58Yeah.
05:58That's it.
05:59Hi, it's Dave.
06:00Chuck the Freak couldn't be here, but.
06:01Yeah.
06:02That's it.
06:03One of Maris' daughters.
06:03You know, what I've realized is I'm just going to have to start making.
06:06I just have to think a bit clearer.
06:08You have to think about the other people.
06:10Well, in my life and like that, this isn't that important.
06:14Yeah, I can.
06:15No.
06:16Sure.
06:17That's cool.
06:17It's cool to be on there before a movie.
06:21Not for Stella.
06:22No, it's not cool.
06:23It's not as cool as you think.
06:24Just think about your dad being up there.
06:26It's not cool.
06:27When you're a teenager.
06:28No, I know.
06:28There's nothing cool about it.
06:29I mean, we love our dads and everything, but.
06:32It's that embarrassing face.
06:33Embarrassing thing.
06:34It's so much worse than your dad being up there.
06:36It's your dad who acts like Chuck.
06:39Yes.
06:39Right.
06:40Exactly.
06:42It's so much worse.
06:43It's so much worse.
06:45It is.
06:45He's right.
06:46He's right.
06:47And I'm Mr. Yuck It Up.
06:49Yeah.
06:49Hey, entertain.
06:51You just better hope there's no blooper reel because there were some doozies.
06:54There was some doozies.
06:55Oh, my God.
06:55There was.
06:55I talked about leading ladies in my bed.
06:57Inappropriate stuff.
06:59Oh, no.
06:59That won't make that cut for me.
07:00It's all right.
07:01It was just me.
07:02It was just me flowing.
07:04It was.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Stream of consciousness.
07:05You were talking about women you want to sleep with?
07:08No.
07:08Hollywood actresses.
07:10Oh, no, Chuck.
07:11I think it was just a single line of like.
07:14Something about Margot Robbie.
07:16We're finally on the big screen.
07:18Blah, blah, blah.
07:18Real actors.
07:20Leading ladies in our bed.
07:21And then we.
07:22Oh, my God.
07:23And then we then we stopped and then we got worse.
07:26Yeah.
07:26So.
07:26Well, tell her I had nothing to do with it.
07:28I don't.
07:28She blames you.
07:29I don't get the deal.
07:31She blames you.
07:32Blames Dave.
07:33Well, because I.
07:34Did I set this up?
07:35No.
07:36I didn't set it up.
07:38Did someone email me about this?
07:39No.
07:40No.
07:40They never knew.
07:40We don't know anything.
07:41No one emailed me either.
07:42I just sat down at Mr. Yuck it up time.
07:45We were just told, here's what you're doing.
07:47Well, I personally couldn't be happier.
07:50Oh, man.
07:51I'll tell you what.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53You guys.
07:54I'm going to have to call Will.
07:55I'm going to the movies.
07:56I'm going to have to call my tasting boy.
07:58I'm going to have to call my tasting boy.
07:59At least this is going to get the biggest popcorn ever.
08:02Can you replay that part?
08:05She just goes over and over to all the different movies that are starting up.
08:09Like every 15 minutes.
08:11She doesn't even stay for the movie.
08:12She's like, I hate movies.
08:13I'm not staying for the movie.
08:13I'm just watching the beginning part.
08:14One ticket to go in here and just watch this one part.
08:17It's my favorite.
08:18It's my favorite scene in any movie.
08:21Throw stuff at the screen.
08:22How many of Stella's friends are going to.
08:26It's her first day of school today, too.
08:28So she's listening.
08:28I have to.
08:29Well, thank God.
08:30It's too early.
08:31Maybe it's too early.
08:31I don't know.
08:33Are going to just send her that nonstop, nonstop.
08:38Oh, my God, guys.
08:39I'm telling you.
08:39I mean, I know that it's like a.
08:41It's a great thing to try and get some people to listen to us.
08:45So you're Papa Yuck Yuck.
08:46Who cares?
08:47Oh, yeah.
08:48Papa Yuck Yuck.
08:48Who cares?
08:49Just know when you hear the noise in the night, when you hear the noise, when you're living
08:54your beautiful life and you're on your lake.
08:56I can't do anything.
08:57And all of a sudden, you hear a window break.
09:01You're like, I swear to God, I thought I heard a window break.
09:05No, it couldn't have been.
09:05Stella needs to know Uncle Dave had nothing to do with it.
09:08And then all of a sudden, one by one, one by one, she takes care of everybody in the house.
09:16That's awful.
09:16Probably makes you watch.
09:18Anyway.
09:19She rides in like Braveheart.
09:20Yeah, yeah, exactly.
09:23Right through the ceiling or something.
09:25Yeah, man.
09:26It's not going to be pretty.
09:28It's not going to be pretty.
09:29She was convinced I was lying.
09:33Like, because you were like setting her up.
09:35It was one of the most diabolical things that this mind.
09:39I bet her heart just sank.
09:41Like, oh, she's a panic.
09:43Oh, my God.
09:44Yeah.
09:44She didn't believe me.
09:45She was like, you call Dave, right?
09:48I need to hear it from his mouth what we did.
09:52See, she trusts me.
09:53That's nice.
09:54That's why you were concerned about your sunburn.
09:56Well, yeah, slightly.
09:58I mean, it's worse today than it was yesterday, but.
10:00Yeah, you'll see a sunburn on the, when you see us at the NJR.
10:04So, I'm sunburned like an a-hole.
10:07I'm acting like an a-hole.
10:08I have raccoon eyes because I had sunglasses on.
10:11I'm on a gigantic movie screen as big as it can be.
10:16Zits are going to be showing.
10:18It's not like we make-upped up before this whole thing.
10:21Honestly, we didn't do anything.
10:21It's not like I didn't even look in the mirror.
10:23No.
10:23Who is your production crew?
10:25Al and my tasting boy.
10:29And Ken over in the background.
10:31Great job.
10:32Yeah, well done.
10:33Maybe try it again.
10:34Yeah.
10:35We got a cut of 15.
10:38No matter what you do, you'll still be idiot, Dad.
10:40I mean, Aiden went through that phase where he wouldn't tell anyone what I did.
10:44Okay, but did you go to a movie?
10:47And then you were right there on the big screen?
10:49In my little town, I was everywhere.
10:51I was on TV.
10:53I was doing things all the time.
10:54I was in the paper.
10:55That is true.
10:55That's true.
10:56You couldn't avoid me.
10:57I was pimped out doing everything.
10:59Yeah, because Stella's friends really read the paper a lot.
11:01Well, on the cover.
11:03At the time, Chuck.
11:05And they're checking out the local news all the time.
11:07No, I'm hitting her where it hurts.
11:11The movie theater.
11:12Where it hurts.
11:12The mall movie theater.
11:14Yeah.
11:15What else do you do at 15?
11:18What else do you do?
11:19It's devastating for her.
11:21I can't.
11:22I'm going to have to call people and get it shut down.
11:25Again, please tell her I had nothing to do with it.
11:27Yeah.
11:27I just had to do it like you.
11:28I'm going to go on strike until it's shut down.
11:31And Rowan doesn't go to the movies.
11:32He doesn't care.
11:33Rowan just knows I'm a moron.
11:36I've been his baseball coach his whole life.
11:39It couldn't be more embarrassing.
11:41He's already like, whatever, dude, you're an idiot.
11:44He just lets me know.
11:47It does turn around, though.
11:48Now my kids are proud of.
11:50Proud?
11:51Well, like, they're happy to say that we do this.
11:54They went from being embarrassed about it and not telling anyone.
11:57Well, Aiden.
11:58Zane's always been cool.
11:59But Aiden never let anyone know what I did.
12:01It only took them until their 20s to figure that out.
12:05So Stella's 15.
12:06So I'll call you in five years.
12:08Let me know how it goes.
12:10That thing will probably still be playing.
12:11Yeah.
12:12At the theater.
12:13I mean, that other one was playing a long time.
12:17Yeah.
12:18You know, long, long time.
12:20Anyway, let's go back to the future.
12:22Oh, okay.
12:22Let's escape the scary present with Stella and go back to the future.
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