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  • 4/23/2025
Ryan Signs with the Motor City Rockers

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00:00Hey everybody, what's going on? Ryan Logan here. Exciting day in my career, in my life,
00:06finally signing a professional hockey contract after all these years. We're here, Scott Brand,
00:12president of the Motor City Rockers. Thanks for doing this, man. I'm excited. We're excited to
00:15have you, Ryan. Of course, I know that pro hockey runs in your family, right? You've got a...
00:20Yeah, my stepbrother plays. He's out in Europe now, playing in the AHL for a little while and
00:25all that good stuff. Yeah, so now you're as equal as he is. That's what I've been telling him.
00:28Absolutely, and I'm sure he's going to be jealous of this contract. We want to offer you a
00:32professional tryout offer, which is basically a PTO, we call it. It's a contract, and it'll be
00:39for the Motor City Rockers versus the Columbus River Dragons, a team that I started down in
00:44Columbus, Georgia. Oh, there we go. It's a little bit of a drudge match here, so bring the big gloves.
00:48All right, all right. You know, and that game will be on Friday, February 23rd at Big Boy Arena.
00:54Fill out this contract. Show us that you have health insurance. That way, we know that you're
00:59going to be okay. Be taken care of. Yeah, and then we're going to compensate you. And so,
01:04as I promised you, it was going to be a million dollars over a million years, so we'll get that
01:09one dollar bonus. There we go, man. And we look forward to you joining our organization,
01:13so I just need you to fill this out. You know, with citizenship, you shoot left and right. You will
01:18wear number 94. 94. Yes. Yes. And of course, once you sign, we have a lovely signing bonus
01:25for you. Dang. There we go. You can only get this at the arena, folks. You know, it's very
01:30special. I think you can get it online, too. But come to the arena. But come to the arena.
01:35Especially February 23rd and get one. Absolutely. All right, let me sign it up here. Should I put
01:40bench? No, you're going to take the opening face off. We just don't know what position.
01:46Yeah, there we go. You know, unless we're going to have to show up and find out. We might stick
01:50you in goal. Who knows? Oh, gosh. Please no for that. As always, you got to lie about your height
01:55a little bit there. Oh, yeah. Most guys lie about their weight going up. We'll maybe lie about it.
02:00Oh, I'm lying it going down. Yeah. Now, before you sign, I got to tell you, once you sign us,
02:05you are now a professional athlete. I'm ready to go, man. So that means, you know, if you had dreams
02:09of going to play for University of Michigan, your NCAA scholarship, they're not going to be able
02:15to offer you. That's actually funny. That's what I was telling everybody was that my goal
02:19was to go back to community college and play golf. But now that shot. Well, you can play
02:24golf, but you wouldn't be able to play hockey. I'm fine with that. I don't think any schools
02:29are going to be called here shortly. Okay. Michigan State, you lost out. Make this official.
02:35Congratulations. All right. Appreciate it. You're a professional hockey player. Let's
02:41go. Come out on February 23rd. Big Boy Arena, man.