Dave & Chuck the Freak come up with a movie idea for an adaptation of the James Bond character with an American hero named Jim Bond.
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00:00I just read a report, too, that Miles Teller is in the final cut of possibilities as the
00:10new James Bond.
00:12I could see that, I guess.
00:14Yeah.
00:15In America, we're reclaiming Bond.
00:17Oh, wow.
00:20Yeah, we've reclaimed him, the British spy.
00:25Will the Brits take all our other roles?
00:27Let's take one of theirs.
00:28I feel like it'll go to a Brit.
00:29Yeah, it will.
00:30Or an Aussie.
00:31American Bond.
00:32Yeah.
00:34I'm Jim.
00:35Jim Bond.
00:36Jimmy Bond.
00:39I'm Jim Bond.
00:42I'm Jimmy Joe Bond.
00:43Yeah.
00:44Give me a beer, don't shake it.
00:47Budweiser, straight up.
00:48Yeah.
00:49In the can.
00:51American Bond, I love it.
00:53American Bond.
00:53I love Jim Bond.
00:54Yep, I love it, too.
00:56Let's do Jim Bond, the American hero.
00:59I don't mind it.
01:00What all-American car does he drive?
01:02Like, what?
01:03Oh, it's got to be a fast, like a Charger.
01:05What do you think?
01:06Or a Mustang.
01:07Or it'll be.
01:09Big threes.
01:09It'll have to be a big three.
01:11Absolutely.
01:12What's Kid Rock Drive?
01:13What's Kid Rock Drive?
01:14Like, it'll be, it'll be the Camaro from, like, uh, uh, you know, whatever that, oh, God,
01:23what's his name?
01:23Burt Reynolds' car.
01:25Oh, like Smokey and the Bandit?
01:27The Firebird, yeah, the Firebird, Trans Am, whatever.
01:30I love it.
01:31Black, you know.
01:32Pick up with a big American flag over the bag window.
01:35Yeah, don't tread on me.
01:36The bad guy could be Gold Gravy.
01:40Gold Gravy.
01:42How do I defeat him?
01:43Jim Bond.
01:44Jim.
01:44I'm Jim Bond.
01:45Jimmy Bond.
01:47Jimmy.
01:49Friends call me Jimmy.
01:50He's, I don't know, I don't think he would dress in a suit.
01:54No.
01:54Mercury.
01:55That one's a Mercury Cougar for Jim Bond.
01:57Mercury Cougar.
01:58Oh, yeah.
01:59And he wears a t-shirt tuxedo.
02:01Like that.
02:02No, a t-shirt tuxedo.
02:03That Monte Carlo, the Monte Carlo SS, the black one, like, old school first NASCAR.
02:09Yeah.
02:09He's not 007, he's 1776.
02:12No, once.
02:14He's 1776.
02:16Either that or whatever, like, Dale Earnhardt Sr.'s number was.
02:22What America needs now is another hero.
02:25Get Jim Bond.
02:26I'm Jimmy Bond.
02:27Damn you, Jimmy Bond.
02:30You think I wasn't going to stop you?
02:33The power of America?
02:37You done messed with America?
02:41Jim Bond.
02:42Or Jimbo.
02:43I go by Jimbo.
02:44Jimbo.
02:45Yeah.
02:45Jimbo Bond.
02:47Amazing.
02:48Oh, man.
02:48Let's reclaim, or let's claim, James Bond is American now.
02:54I would, it would be hilarious to just be like, we're not going after James Bond.
03:00We were doing our own thing.
03:01It's called Jimmy Bond.
03:03Yeah, I'm doing a whole new movie.
03:05How has no one done that yet?
03:06I don't know.
03:07It's not only not allowed.
03:07For the years.
03:08Yeah, exactly.
03:09They probably have stopped it.
03:10They give him his gadgets and there's a bag of Doritos that does something.
03:14Yeah.
03:17Oh, I love it.
03:18Yeah.
03:19I love the idea.
03:20What's up, Jim Bond?
03:20Nothing's out there.
03:21It's all, did you mean James Bond?
03:23Yeah.
03:23No, we don't.
03:24No, we mean the American hero.
03:26The American hero, Jim Bond.
03:28Yeah.
03:30Yeah.
03:31Here he comes on his mobility scooter.
03:34He's had too many cheese curds now.
03:36Oh, man.
03:37Someone said it's got to be Danny McBride.
03:39Oh, my God.
03:42It doesn't get better than that.
03:44We just made the perfect movie.
03:46That's perfect.
03:47Jim Bond.
03:48I mean, that's exactly what I want.
03:50So perfect.
03:51Yeah.
03:51Give him a mullet.
03:53My God.
03:54Oh, my God.
03:55A tuxedo t-shirt.
03:57A spit cup.
03:59Is there anyone better than Danny McBride to be Jim Bond?
04:02I don't think so.
04:03I don't think so.
04:03I mean, that's exactly who I'm picturing in my head.
04:06He was like born to play that role.
04:07I know.
04:08I know.
04:10Who's the comedian with the mullet that he could be in it?
04:14Oh, Theo Vaughn.
04:15Oh, Theo Vaughn.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Oh, my God.
04:17Yep.
04:17Theo Vaughn.
04:18Theo Vaughn.
04:19It's hilarious.
04:21Yep.
04:21We get Theo Vaughn in there.
04:23Jimmy Bond.
04:24We could really push it.
04:25We could push Theo Vaughn and make him the villain.
04:29Yeah.
04:30I mean, we've heard this movie.
04:31We've heard this movie.
04:36Oh, my God.
04:39Yep.
04:40That's an incredible movie that people would see, let me tell you.
04:44Oh, man.
04:44It's just...
04:46We don't do enough funny stuff anymore.
04:49Let's do something funny.
04:50Absolutely.
04:50Absolutely.
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