Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was studying to become a nun in Ireland and completely changed her life after meeting a man named Francois. She left the church and began helping women achieve greater orgasms and created a THC lube.
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00:00All right, growing up, Katie Enright wanted to be a nun.
00:10She loved religion, so she was studying to be a nun.
00:14Okay.
00:15Then, Francois came into her life while she was studying to be a nun in Ireland in her
00:2220s.
00:23With that, her plans changed.
00:26Derailed.
00:27Is this a novel your mom's reading or something?
00:28Yeah, exactly.
00:30And the priest penetrated her.
00:32Okay, stop it.
00:34He's not a priest.
00:35Father, Father, Francois.
00:37She wanted to be a nun until she met Francois in Ireland.
00:42I'm going to take you, my lady.
00:45Ask yourself, do you love me or Jesus?
00:49Oh, God, I got terrible jokes I can't even say about, about, about, yeah.
01:02Yeah, no, no, no.
01:04Getting around and all sorts of terrible things.
01:07Yes, it's from my mom's new book.
01:09She's reading, Orgasm Nun.
01:12Have you ever been as moist?
01:16Stop it, Francois.
01:16As you are sitting with me right now.
01:19Stop it.
01:21Francois?
01:21Touch me.
01:22Francois.
01:23Okay, tell us how it ends, Dave.
01:28Yeah.
01:29I'll tell you how it ends.
01:30Okay.
01:31Francois!
01:32Oh, Jesus.
01:34All right.
01:34You're gradually laughing.
01:36You're gradually laughing.
01:38I am the peace I ever left.
01:39Anyways.
01:43I took her.
01:44I stole her from my Jesus.
01:47His name is Francois.
01:49That would mean he's French to me.
01:51I don't think so.
01:53Not this Francois.
01:54He's a Spanish Francois.
01:56He is.
01:57He's like Puss in Boots over here.
02:00It sounds just like Antonio Banderas.
02:02So, Francois came into her life while she was studying in Ireland to be a nun in her
02:0920s, and she then changed her life plan.
02:13Give it up.
02:13She ditched being a nun for another quest to help people have better orgasms.
02:19Wow.
02:22I can help you with that.
02:26Find yourself a Francois.
02:29That's number one.
02:30I will make you forget about Jesus and God.
02:36I mean, that's a powerful dom.
02:40Yeah.
02:40You'll walk away from religion.
02:43It started with her interest in exploring sexuality, which up until that point had been
02:49forbidden in her life.
02:51Yeah.
02:53Then Francois helped her discover cannabis.
03:00Sit down with me for a moment and smoke some of these fine grass.
03:04He really corrupted her.
03:06I did.
03:07He's like the devil.
03:09I am actually Lucifer.
03:14In Spain, I go for Francois.
03:16And with that, she then discovered how THC could improve sex and repeated orgasms.
03:27Yeah.
03:29Francois, man.
03:31Now, she's founded a company that makes cannabis lube.
03:36Okay.
03:36And she helps people have better repeated orgasms.
03:44There's her picture there.
03:46She's a beautiful girl.
03:47She is not what I assumed.
03:49I thought that this girl was going to be much older.
03:52No, no.
03:53You know?
03:54Because the nun dream and all that seems like an old dream.
03:58Yeah.
03:58Yeah, no, she's...
04:01Where's Francois?
04:03That's why I wanted to see if there was...
04:05I don't think Francois is part of her life anymore.
04:06Of course, you can't keep me down.
04:09I come into your life like a hurricane.
04:12I make love to you and I get you to smoke a ton of weed.
04:15He came in and inspired THC lube and left.
04:18Exactly.
04:18You will think about me for the rest of your days.
04:23I am off.
04:25Francois!
04:25To have sex with a lot of other girls.
04:27There he goes.
04:28That's Francois.
04:30Goodbye.
04:30Francois, don't leave, Katie!
04:32I have to.
04:33I cannot stay with one woman for too long.
04:36I will damage them.
04:38He inspires women to make sexual products.
04:41Exactly.
04:42Exactly.
04:43You will dream of me.
04:47Wow, what a life story, huh?
04:49She is in Ireland training to be a nun.
04:52Yeah.
04:52And Francois comes and changes her whole life path.
04:55Yeah.
04:55I'm telling you,
04:56I saw almost the same thing happen when I was doing the hostel tour of the UK and Pierre,
05:05the French guy, showed up and there were these like Swedish girls.
05:11And Pierre was like,
05:12It took him two minutes and he had a girl upstairs and all you heard was this girl giving up God and Jesus.
05:22Oh, wow.
05:23Yeah.
05:23There was a lot of gods.
05:24There was a lot of gods.
05:26And everyone was standing around like,
05:28What is Pierre doing?
05:33And now I get it.
05:35Pierre is like Francois.
05:36Yeah.
05:37Yeah.
05:37He's the Francois of that's right.
05:38Yeah.
05:39She gave up everything.
05:40A lot of women texting in that want to meet Francois.
05:42Oh, I do.
05:43I will give you more to blow on a girl.
05:47I'll get you completely high as a kite.
05:53If you want to see what orgasm nun looks like, go to DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
05:57We put a link to the story up there.
06:00But she's way more attractive than I thought.
06:02Oh, I just assumed that it was going to be like someone who was like Dr. Ruth.
06:07It sounds like a tale from like olden times.
06:09That's it.
06:10It does.
06:10Yeah, that's it.
06:12That's Puss in Boots 4 coming there.
06:14It's different.
06:15It's different.
06:16Different, more adult story.
06:18Different kind of kitty cat.
06:19Yeah, exactly.
06:20Yeah, exactly.
06:21Pussy in Boots.
06:21All right, coming up.