Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man who made himself at home after breaking into someone's house and a different story about a moose that fell into someone's basement through a window. Then, the show takes a poll to decide whether they'd want a moose or a ginger man in their house.
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00:00in a florida story this morning a florida based man reportedly broke into a home
00:10made coffee for himself went on to take a bath and then got arrested when he was found asleep
00:16in the homeowner's bedroom they say he smashed the glass on a porch door entered the unoccupied
00:24home used the bathtub slept in the bedroom made himself a nice cup of coffee
00:28like you took a bath in my bathtub it'd feel like there'd be a lot you don't want to go to the
00:35hospital because i haven't washed that thing in a while i went a different way than i thought
00:40i thought you'd be grossed out you've got something weird guy yeah it was uh it'd be i'd be grossed
00:50out that he slept in my bed yeah i do i guess i appreciate him taking a bath before he got in
00:55my bed he looks like he could be a dirty fellow i think he was before the bath yep that's him after
01:02a bath remember that's him clean yeah wow there'd be a lot of ginger pubes in that bath oh my goodness
01:12and in your bed oh no not ginger pubes yeah you know it a lot of stories about animals getting
01:19into homes this has to be one of the worst a moose oh is there i mean the only thing i guess
01:26worse maybe polar bear polar bear would be bad but a moose is terrible firefighters and wildlife
01:33officials in alaska responded to a home where a young moose was found trapped in the basement
01:39i took a wrong turn they say they believe the moose fell in through a window and then became trapped in
01:48the basement the moose was sedated and rescuers used a people mover a tarp used to transport
01:57unconscious patients okay to carry the animal through the house they say he was conscious enough
02:05to help us out a little bit and they are lucky it wasn't a full grown moose yet i mean it's super
02:12cool like what a cool thing to see a moose so close but look at their place the moose destroyed
02:18the moose has destroyed the basement yeah you know how cool it is to see a moose who just smashed my
02:23playstation 5 i'm gonna be a little upset oh wow yeah no that's the only thing i'm thinking
02:28out about in my house that like if it destroyed my place i'd be like my playstation 5 oh god
02:36what would you rather have the moose or the ginger man i'm taking ginger man pubes in my bed over the
02:43moose and smashing my ps5 i guess you're right i guess you are right because in a way i want the
02:49moose but in another way i don't want the moose there's a ginger man in my house i really don't
02:55want the ginger pubes but i guess i'm taking them i just sweep those out yeah i don't know i'm
03:03going moose you're going moose yeah right i don't want that ginger man in my house i know he's gonna
03:08do so much less damage you can change sheets you can wash the tops human so much grosser
03:12i know i love animals i'm going ginger pubes i mean it might cost me more to clean up the moose
03:17where's the tally here ginger pubes for sure yeah i think it might be us fine i'm i'm right in the
03:22middle i got it come on chuck oh god you're a tiebreaker we got two moose two pubes who's the
03:29who's the other moose you you're the moose andy you and andy are the moose james and i are the pubes
03:34oh god who's doing the most damage what's the easiest to recover from it's a ginger man's pubic
03:40i know but he doesn't break your he doesn't break my computer he doesn't smash my tv exactly
03:46he just takes a dump that's it i know he might be he's not he's not cute he wants to kill
03:53i'm gonna go ginger man yeah let's hear it for ginger pubes team ginger pubes i'm upset i'm
04:03upset hashtag ginger pubes it won 51 to 49 what about jason and al oh okay we'll bring two more
04:10jason you go are you team moose or team ginger pubes oh this is just to make it interesting i'm
04:18going team moose oh son of a bitch is that because you have ginger pubes are you biased
04:24yeah he's already got them he's offended by the ginger pubes i have a reddish beard with ginger pubes
04:34i'm biased because i have moose hair like pubes dave okay all right oh wow because he doesn't
04:41have a pf all right so al al i gotta go ginger pubes yeah yeah ginger pubes does win officially
04:49yep look down lisa's really it's just because i it'd be so much a moose in my place would destroy
04:58the whole thing and i can't clean this is just so much more like you're like oh more invasive
05:04yeah it is like doing moose things he's like made him you know an error yeah but i'm trying
05:11poop into all i have to do with the ginger man he's already packed up most of his garbage in the
05:18garbage can so i just throw that away i just i know i spray down the bathtub and then i take all
05:25the bed sheets and everything he was on and throw it away i mean i'm moving but uh oh yeah ginger pubes
05:31yeah yeah yeah i get at least the point of view though because like her probably bathtub's like
05:38a sanctuary oh my god yeah it'd never be the same dirty homeless ginger pube man in there
05:43i don't want ginger pubes but if i had to choose between the two i'd almost have to ask him i'd have
05:50to ask ginger pubes like i'm like hey is how is the bathtub like is it nice i've never been in it
05:56i don't even know does it work he's definitely leaving a ring around the tub oh yeah ginger ring
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