The ML Show: Late Excuses
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00:00Somebody needs our help right now.
00:02Read that text message.
00:03They do.
00:03So Casey sent us a text message and she, oh, maybe I shouldn't have said her name.
00:07Cassie.
00:08Cassie sent us a text message and she says, hey guys, I have to let our corporate people
00:13into our office at 7 a.m.
00:16I'm running so behind.
00:18I stayed at my boyfriend's house last night and I couldn't find my keys.
00:21I'm on my way now.
00:23Well, what excuse can I give them?
00:25Y'all are great at handling these things.
00:27Oh, my gosh.
00:31Well, it's good at this.
00:33It's 7 0 1.
00:35Oh, all right.
00:37Let me think.
00:38Give me a minute.
00:38And by the way, what is a great late excuse that you've used in the past?
00:43Call and tell us 7 0 4 5 7 0 95 95 as Cassie is in the car listening right now.
00:49I heard that animals like zoo animals got out and are blocking 4 85.
00:55That's what you're going with?
00:57They have traffic stopped.
00:58Yeah, that's what I heard.
01:00Yeah, because that wouldn't be in the news.
01:01That's a good one.
01:05Oh, the corporate people.
01:06That's the problem.
01:08Yeah.
01:08Oh, they're going to be waiting.
01:10And then her boss is going to want to know, like the corporate people are going to be like,
01:13uh, so Cassie didn't let us in quick enough.
01:17I wonder how far behind I'm going to text her and see how far behind she is.
01:20Cassie, you thought you had to pick up the corporate people from the airport.
01:25Misunderstood.
01:26So you were at the airport.
01:29But what if the corporate people are local corporate people?
01:32Good point.
01:33I don't know.
01:33I always picture corporate people flying in from out of town like our corporate people.
01:36Yeah, but we have a whole office that's corporate here.
01:38Uh, Jody in Minh Hill says you missed garbage pickup and needed to drop off garbage at the
01:44dump.
01:44Literally, that's my reality right now.
01:47Oh, William in Morganton gets the win.
01:49You know, we call the girl tax.
01:51There's also a girl positive that time of month.
01:56I had to go back.
01:57I'm trying to dance around it.
01:58That's my favorite.
02:02Had a flat tire.
02:04There was a car accident.
02:05You guys, she can't say she had a flat tire and show up with a car with no
02:08donut.
02:09Can she say she got pulled over, but she got a warning?
02:12Yeah.
02:12That's not bad.
02:13I've used that one a lot.
02:14That's a good one.
02:15I mean, it is not putting great vibes into the universe, but it'll get you out of this
02:20little situation.
02:21Melissa and Lake Wiley says, my friend always says explosive diarrhea.
02:24No one ever questioned her and it got super awkward to say anything else.
02:28And then also, Melissa, I'll double down on that.
02:31You can go home early.
02:32Yeah, right.
02:32Oh, make it a half day.
02:33At like one o'clock, you'd be like, you know what?
02:35My belly is just still not right.
02:37I think I need to get out of here.
02:38I think I need to get out of here.